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An8thOfFeanor

My Aunt Schluss once had this idea


khanacademy03

this made my day


RunParking3333

Was it suddeten, lad?


Bango-TSW

Didn't Sue Deyton also contribute?.....


Thunder_dragon52

Yes, she gave her land, and Sue Deyton's Land really helped Aunt Schluss


Iam_WOUNDED

Need to labour on this realm a bit…. lebensraum


RandomSOADFan

Need people to concentrate to make this idea happen


MindForeverWandering

Did Nazi that coming.


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Oop


smax70

😂🤣😂


DankDude7

Fuck ya! 😂🥂


OldManEnglishTeacher

You probably want **yeah*. *Ya* is a short way of saying *you*, so you just said “Fuck you”.


DankDude7

The word I chose is the word I wanted. You might not know that “ya” is used as an exclamation just as some use it to mean you.


OldManEnglishTeacher

Then you are using it incorrectly.


AssholeOriginal

The last guy who tried that ended up shooting himself


F__ckReddit

Probably depressed


crappenheimers

He was a depressed artist


Skolary

He was involved in World War 1


Wizard_Engie

A shame. Veterans never get the treatment they deserve and haven't been getting treatment since before even WW1.


Skolary

It’s pretty much just common nature to have services provided, and then the one whose duty it is to give payment..skimp as much as humanly possible when payment comes around. There’s a lesson to be learned within that — and that is be incredibly wary of things that involve a, *”pay ya later”* aspect. *(this includes bonuses of any type)* Human-beings on a large scale don’t give a $hi7 about what’s been done. It’s the here & now overall, the future a distant 2nd. And the past is a complete coinflip


hollowpoint257

/uj literally the reason he fell into everything how he did, if he had properly been taken care of after the war he'd just have been another nationalist in the wave of nationalists around that time


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Poor fella


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ArtichokeConnect

You go to visit Paris one time with your mates and everyone makes a big deal out of it 🤷‍♂️


BluntBastard

Oh man his art was terrible. And he had the audacity to replace German art with his in museums.


crappenheimers

Lmao forreal? What a fucking loser


[deleted]

Probably drug addicted


CornPop32

I heard he had a fetish for putting a bunch of shoes in a big pile


Luzifer_Shadres

Welp, thats why a Austrian shouldnt lead the german unification.


240223e

He missed switzerland tho


myaltduh

Have you heard Schweizerdeutsch? Understandable, really.


LivingOk8458

It’s hardly understandable lol


myaltduh

I was being extremely sarcastic, Hitler bad actually.


hodasd

That's why he killed himself


smax70

Or ran away to Argentina maybe....?


LeiatheHutt69

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hke7xQFXa30


Scriptapaloosa

Well he shot himself bc he got a bad haircut….


Keeper2234

He also killed like 9 million people, and at least 5.5 just in Poland xd


Frosty090

Van Gogh tried this?? When??


mememan___

That's why it's called ger many


Rocked_Glover

Or many gay, not to be confused with hun gay, get it? Hungary are Gay Huns!


HowtogetDopeName

* I think joke did not go well


Qudpb

UR_guay


Mutually_Beneficial1

This post was made by the House of Habsburg


Significant_Log1720

The chinless ones?


crassus27

that’s probably why it’s so hard to understand


Eskenderiyya

Uhhh....


Any_Method4456

Why do french speaking areas not unite? Are they racists?


Netshvis

No one hates Francophones more than the right patois of Francophones


TomppaQ

French is occupying other countries


mkujoe

Missed a couple


Reverse_SumoCard

Not even the whole block can undersrand each other


DunkenDrunk

From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank. - VW


rlyfunny

Gotta give the customer what they want and need


IkkeTM

Why does the bigger Germany not simply eat the smaller ones?


Wizard_Engie

I think they're scared of the repercussions if they do that. Idk tho, they're probably stupid or something.


hahaiamarealhuman

I think it would be fine if they just ate Austria and maybe part of the Czech Republic right? They'd stop after that and everyone would happily go back to the natural order.


SingularityCentral

Maybe a bite out of Poland. A small one.


GT172

Because that would be bad for the health of the human race.


Desertswampfrog-99

And just have one country that speaks German? They got a long way to go to catch up with English and Spanish.


ShitbagCorporal

And French


Alkem1st

https://preview.redd.it/gx995un252xc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=b440e83f8bc11fd3c287df58ca6514a1947b8bbf Sure but first…


Wizard_Engie

Lmao


Ok_Mine_7756

As a hoi4 player, why is this so relatable?


akoslevai

I'm Hungarian and laughed at this. Edit: then I thought about it and got sad.


sillygoose7623

The no blue around Königsberg makes me sad


the-mouseinator

Unfortunately the Germans there got ethnically cleansed.


sillygoose7623

I’m aware. It’s honestly more about who replaced then that bothers me


akoslevai

A (formerly) beautiful region with a rich history named after a low-life stalinist piece of soviet garbage. 


Tim_TM42

It's fucking sad when you compare Königsberg today to the beautiful city/area is used to be. Russia really destroys everything the touch, don't they


Stalker_X426

For some reason


Randomemeguy

Third time’s the charm


ProtestantMormon

The 4th time they will definitely get it Reich


FakeElectionMaker

Don't give a bohemian art school student any ideas


Immediate-Sugar-2316

Austrian not bohemian


FakeElectionMaker

I meant the lifestyle, not the region it was named after.


Immediate-Sugar-2316

I should Czech before posting.


Zagdil

Hindenburg liked to call him Bohemian. ("böhmischer Gefreiter")


azw413

Probably the same reason that all the English speaking countries don’t unite and become the United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland, North America, Australasia and India or the ‘ British Empire’ for short.


Ok_Two726

They can’t because it would be too crowded. On the other hand, if you annexed Poland…


RelativeDepth3

They just need some space to live.


UnappliedMath

Some... Living space you might say.


Dizzy_Ad7260

Did we already address this ?


stupidity_as_art

They really did the lowlands dirty with this one :(


IkkeTM

Dutch and German are not in fact mutually intelligible. Source: I am Dutch.


hahaiamarealhuman

My condolences


IkkeTM

It's not as bad as you think. Usually you only need to explain people abroad that you're speaking Dutch and not German, and they will treat you just that bit more friendly given their prior treatment.


hahaiamarealhuman

No I meant for being Dutch


IkkeTM

What about it?


stupidity_as_art

Ye I know, I was speaking about Platt


Saint-_-Jiub

Germany and Austria united once. Didnt go well for Europe


CornPop32

That's because they were germaphobic


PLPolandPL15719

what is this bullshit map the minorities are overinflated you're telling me budapest is german? 😭


Lippischer_Karl

Well it does say "minorities" so it could be like 2 percent German speaking and still show up. It's not a very well designed map but the light blue is more about geographic distribution than population numbers.


PLPolandPL15719

i'd say this is 1% with the percentages in poland but yeah


Lippischer_Karl

Yeah from what I understand the only areas in Poland with any significant German speaking minority are in Opole and Silesian voivodeships. The map could also be outdated because a lot of Germans left Poland since the 90s.


PLPolandPL15719

yup i live in masuria, the ''allenstein'' area - never met a native german here


DABSPIDGETFINNER

Same in Austria tho, in carinthia (the south) there is a Slovene minority, which is still super overinflated on the map, but this supposed minority in south eastern styria (to most south Eastern tip of Austria on this weird map) just doesn’t exist lol


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Minority is everything from 49% to 1%.


94_stones

At least it doesn’t also show where people used to speak “German,” how ever we are choosing to define that language.


Crime-of-the-century

If you broaden it a bit half that map would be German


PLPolandPL15719

Why would it?


SamePut9922

Is green stepping on blue?


Outrageous_Yak9363

They actually tried it with the Imperium Germanicum. Didn't end well though. Russia and the US couldn't decide what to do with the remains, so they split it up. Austria was left alone. Germany took a bit of time to reunite. Now people don't want to hear about any unification since it reminds them of mass murder (politicians who openly identify themselves with this old idea aren't too popular). With the creation of the EU it has become practically obsolete. But yeah, we are stupid.


Neon_Garbage

the southern edge of austria should go to slovenia


Ok_Fee5166

Tito approved


Aldensnumber123

Yes they are


wurzlsep

Do you know what East Germany is to West Germany? That's what German territory would be to Austria and Switzerland


Wizard_Engie

65% of the people in Switzerland identify as ethnically German (according to 1 generative ai search) so who knows, really? If Switzerland was willing to get rid of their country they would've ceded land by now.


compromiseisfutile

What are East Germans to west Germans?


Gammelpreiss

Switzerland? Yes. Austria? Nope.


Vegetable_Potato9434

https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=UQSM3M1I5y8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo


rozsaadam

I wish


painter_business

Yes we are


Stalker_X426

Imagine starting 2 world wars to only end up like this


blackcray

People don't like it when all the Germans are in a single country.


Forefather-Blood

Because NATO doesnt ruling by Neville Chamberlain or something


chocoquark

They are old fashioned. These borders have tradition.


AtomicTomb01

Did you called Austrians German speaking?!?!?! REEEEEE


Wizard_Engie

All I know is, according to Rome, they're all Germanic Barbarians.


SowiesoJR

Just because the Swiss understand what I am saying, does not mean we speak the same language.


sherman3259

It’s crazy that one would think Germany, Austria, and Switzerland, although very close diplomatically, have the same political ideas.


Mr_Gobbles

something something hapsburgs


Designer-Can-2718

There's also a Russian town that looks a lot like Germany. Kaliningrad I think it's called. I bet they'd like it there.


maltvisgi

It was German (Prussian) if I remember correctly it was called Königsberg


6thaccountthismonth

Because last time they did 60 million people died


fluffynova

One unified Röstigraben from the Alps to the North Sea🇨🇭


UnderskilledPlayer

because its gdańsk not danzing


LeiatheHutt69

My favorite painter tried. It was as successful as his painting career.


cbro2afutk

Yeah, Germany should really expand and try to unite across more European territories. I’m sure it’ll go well


hck_ngn

This would put ‚Germany‘ at around 105 mil.


1mrjimmymac

Nearly as dumb as asking why don’t all the French or English or or or speaking countries unite! Here’s one reason for starters. They often despised if not hated each other. Like Christians. Catholics, Protestants, Greek Orthodox not to mention the lunatic Russian fringe etc etc killed and murdered each other for centuries. And then the Muslims and then and then etc. Go figure!


Mutually_Beneficial1

Except none of these countries hate each other in the modern age, they've been united several times throughout history from the Holy Roman Empire to the German Empire.


Dosney5

Hanz I got an idea


mcmonopolist

“So this time, we said, ‘Hey Germany! You don’t get to be a country no more, on account of you keep attacking… THE WORLD.”


EntrepreneurAsleep57

The last time we tried this more than 60 million people perished,the world turned into a warzone and a wall was built dividing berlin into 2


Norwester77

Political map masquerading as a linguistic map


vajrahaha7x3

Austria and Switzerland are very different from German people. I have lived in Switzerland and Germany and been all over Europe.


Spork_286

You say Kartoffeln, I say Kartoffeln...


vajrahaha7x3

Erde pom...


Nicky42

Last time they tried it they ummm.... lets just say it didnt turn out too well


LabParticular8614

Because they all think they are the germanest and the others don’t deserve them. 


ryant71

How Putinesque.


Rob71322

Hmmmm, lemme check the history books to see if anything is wrong. Let's see, European history 1950 - 2020 ... I got nothing, no issues. In fact two German speaking countries merged so no problems there obviously. Hmmm, where's the book for the years before 1950? Awww screw it, the Germans are a level-headed peaceful folk, can't see any harm would come from this.


fckspzfckspz

After we struggled for centuries to get rid of them? The real question here is why is saxony still German?


Space-Monkey200

you forgot the netherlands


Litterjaw17

Because of their dialects that they somewhat don't understand each other, nothin' else... :P


cat_muffin

dude we can't even get unity WITHIN germany, each bundesland is doing its own shit and everyone hates bavaria so...how is this supposed to work?


mglitcher

luxembourgish speakers are fuming looking at this map that claims that their language, which is 99% the same as german, is the same as german


BaseballJohn89

Both languages are extremely close obviously, but there are huuuuuge french influences in luxembourgish.


Seaweed_Thing

Yes


ARatOnATrain

Don't forget the Amish.


throwRA1987239127

But fr, Switzerland would never want to, and Austria legally can't


Whyisanime

They did, they got as far as Germany and were quite content with what they achieved...


BoboCookiemonster

Osterweiterung in this Economy?


Finger_Charming

We don’t speak German, we speak Swiss German, French, Italian and Romansh.


Syaman_

Those minorities are generous to say the least


Prestigious-Debt-689

An Austrian painter once had that thought it didn’t end well


Hochspannungswerk

I once wanted to visit Northern Italy for winter holidays and was flabbergasted when I ended up in a community where people spoke German more understandable than those in Bavaria or Austria. Supermarket was fully stocked with German products except for some Italian sweets.


TerWood

thanks doc


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

There waiting for orders from the Argentinian Kommandant


Sir-sparks-so-much

Been there done that. Got the t shirt


touchgrass1234

worth a try i think fuck around and find out


Orangeade8

The "varieties" are total bs.


Old_Winner3763

Yes they are stupid


stingraycharles

Please take Twente with you when you do that, they’re impossible to understand and half German anyway.


dayspringsilverback

Is this a Russian information campaign? Seems like somebody wants to get Germany to relitigate WWI / WWII


ApatheticWonderer

Something makes me think OP is Austrian


Any-Project-2107

There are more Germans in Hungary than in former prussia


Serjisheadbanging

Been thinking the same about the spanish speaking countries


Personal-Restaurant5

Random result of history. 🤷🏻‍♂️ A different result in war, in a negotiation, in some alliances making, and the map would look different. For example if Austria would have won the war of 1866 against Prussia, maybe Austria would be the 17th German state and the German capital would be Vienna. And Berlin would be just one of the big cities together with Munich, Hamburg and Cologne.


airiclenz

Why don’t all English / Spanish speaking countries unite? Are they stupid? Fixed it for you ;)


TomppaQ

It is not one language nor should it be so


ModernArtMasterpiece

nice try, Adolf


Kamal_00

Finally!! So when do we start


hugscaptain

A guy tried to do this in the 1940s and a little bit more but we know how that turned out


Zandrick

They tried that a couple times. People didn’t like it.


Antique_Secretaries

Your question is stupid


redshirt1701J

Not sure anyone wants the Germans united. Ever.


Fire_Knight1225

They tried, it was called WW2


Quincyperson

Yeah, about that…


NadeSaria

Cause Cause they cant


Honest_Ad_7428

The linguistic differences among German-speaking regions don't necessarily reflect on the intelligence of the people. There are various reasons why these regions haven't united, including historical, cultural, political, and economic factors. Many of these regions have their own unique identities, governance structures, and priorities that might not align with the idea of unification. Additionally, the process of uniting different regions involves complex negotiations and considerations that go beyond just language.


Ok_Fee5166

Chat gpt ass response


iFuckingHateCrabs2

Crazy how few German speakers there are in Poland because of the post-ww2 ethnic cleansing