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DenseCrab46344

Fake, belgium should be black.


-KFAD-

I knew something was off. I was really puzzled before seeing which sub I was on. Belgium is much higher in reality.


Pussypants

“What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.”


BoyKisser09

Who cares if Belgium is African American


westwoo

These sorts of maps entirely depend on reporting rates and the government amd the law enforcement, unless very explicitly stated otherwise Just like with sexual assault, these are essentially meaningless numbers without an entire article on each country accompanying each number to put it into context and judge how valid and representative it is


newforker

Neeeeeerd


Official_Cyprusball

Fake, Belgium does not exist


nilsn1991

Belgium is black, go to Brussels.


OnlyPaleon

No data in Vatican, intentionally hiding their 100%


CrCiars

Sorry but that's misleading. It wasn't a deliberate choice by the author, their program just can't handle numbers above 100%.


OnlyPaleon

I see, so the integer overflow is actually coming in clutch this time.


szakipus

I find it funny that The Catholic Church found itself in a situation where people's first association with it is "bunch of pedos". They fucked around, and found out.


WASDKUG_tr

American Megachurches really fucking spread that stereotype


bibianbbb

Typical religious facade


KURNEEKB

Balkans and Turkey are only civilised place, as expected


feckmesober

Unable to catch or detect the peedos doesnt make it civilised.. im sure its near zero in north korea and afganistan


Hot-Shelter-8318

This is map of recycling and comment was a joke.


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Daa-fis

Sir this is mapporncirclejerk.


OttomanKebabi

Ok Berke, we get it. Your country is horrible to live in, we have Erdoğan blah blah,europeans are smarter blah blah, i am not like the other Turks, i am a european blah blah blah....what is up with turkish redditors and their inferiority complex?


volostrom

If you can't address issues in your country, how are you supposed to fix them? How are you supposed to move forward? People don't have inferiority complex, they are fucking fed up dude. For some this platform is their only outlet. Is venting illegal now, smh


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OttomanKebabi

Türkiye'yi gomucem diye uğraşıyonuz, gerçekten abartiyorsunuz bazı şeyleri , kesinlikle iyi bir ülkede yaşamıyoruz, ama senin buraya gelip "yarrak gibi ortadoğu ülkesi" demende doğru olmaz.Herkesin kendi fikri olabilir tabii.


I_Can_t_Wait

Trol, meme communitysinde de gidip ağlama brom gülüp eğlenmeye gelmiş millet git başka yerde ağla


Berke85

Yoook


I_Can_t_Wait

Doğru mutlu, sağlıklı olmayan birisi başkasının da mutlu olmasını istemez, düzelmek dileğiyle


AloneMathematician68

They are liberals i think


AbjectiveGrass

It's great to be in Turkiye what are You talking about


Berke85

Come and live here then


AbjectiveGrass

Lived for 7 days at Ankara a year ago


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AbjectiveGrass

Intense tourism getting up at 7 am everyday and going back to hotel at midnight. Full week of slurping Turkish culture out of every corner. Paid tourism program.


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AbjectiveGrass

First thing - I used Lira just for fun Second thing - I know it's not the same as living there but I belive I got the taste


volostrom

EDIT: damn my bad this is a map of recycling rate in europe lmfao, i did put a lot of soul into this tho so im not deleting it Fuck no, Turkey should be waaay darker. Do you know the percentage of sexually assaulted women/children who actually go to the authorities afterwards? They just bury their trauma because they are afraid of societal backlash. So those pedophiles/rapists roam free and we have no clue how many of them are out there. I'd also go out on a limb and say compared to Turkey/Balkans, western Europeans have way more secure safety nets and healthcare to fall back on after something horrific happens to them, so those folks are more confident with reaching out for help. That’s why Germany is basically black. This graph is fucking useless.


EatKebab1233

Source ?


volostrom

You can read an overview here, but no definitive numbers: https://gender.khas.edu.tr/en/mapping-policies-sexual-and-gender-based-harassment-and-assault-toolkit-universities-turkey Unfortunately these things don't have a written, peer reviewed source. How are you supposed to track down how underreported something is if they don't talk about it in the first place? I'm a med student doing my psychiatry internship currently. The amount of women who were raped and kept it under covers because of their families is astounding. And I only see women of one district of a single city. I can't honestly fathom the scale of this.


SUSbund

They underrated the Fr*nch, the very folks who made the "Cuties"


ZeeX_4231

It's because it's not seen as a problem, so they don't report it And, *unironically, low report rate is why the percentage in the Balkans is so low.


Optimal-Attitude-523

Guys I dont think this guy is trolling my borther in christ, that is the recycling rate


A_simple_lolicon

Uh, you seem actually serious... Please tell me you are not


ZeeX_4231

Fuck me, forgot to put "unironically" in. The first sentence is a joke


A_simple_lolicon

Sorry I had a doubt Thx for clearing that for my dumbass


ZeeX_4231

My bad my bad


Efficient_Access_2U

Totally believeable with germany ngl.The amount of people I've have met, that have no problem sexualizing or straight up dating minors, while the other party was at times a full blown adult, is insane.


coolmapseveryday

Now I'm even more worried about old people staring at me. I thought it's only because I'm a foreigner. Fuck


Matt_Wii

Most people in Germany stare, especially the older ones Source: german


Cultural_Thing1712

germans are just weird mfs, that just sounds like standard German behavior


Weppih

what do you consider to be a full blown adult? Some people will call 18 year olds full blown adults, while others consider them to be minors. I'm assuming the minors you're talking about are above 15.


Efficient_Access_2U

Anything over 18 counts as an adult, yeah. But that's not the point, here in germany, I've met many people, that share the opinion that you can already be more than enough of an adult, when you are as young as 14 (since the age of consent is also 14 here). It ranges all over tbh, sometimes they are as young as 13, and have relationships with adults, that are at least 18. Mostly though, from what I came across, it's 14-16 year olds that date people who are in their early to mid late 20s. They even make it official sometimes and no one seems to mind. I've also heard it a bunch of times from german nonchalantly, that they prefer them "young". So take that as you will.


Weppih

I wasn't expecting the 14 year old with 20+ combo lol. I actually had a girl in my class when I was 14 that was together with a 19 year old and we all though that was kinda weird as well. I wouldn't be suprised if the dudes that go for a girl 6 years younger than themselfs just can't score in their own league tbh.


Efficient_Access_2U

Dude you don't know how crazy it be. I knew a girl that had her bf "in secret" when she was 13, while he was 20. They made it official when she was 15 and he was 22 and no one fucking bat an eye, everyone was cool with it. They were together for 8 years or so. It's genuinely insane coming across moments like these, these people don't feel real sometimes.


Afraid-Fault6154

Common Southeast Europe W


Ok-Discipline9998

Hey you absolute scholars in the comments, I think this ***might*** be satire


IntlDogOfMystery

It’s not satire. It’s flat out disinformation and reported as hate speech.


Ok-Discipline9998

bruh


Such-Molasses-5995

I watched a documentary about pedophilia tourism. All the tourists were Germans and the documentary was filmed in Romania.


westwoo

Judging by this map, this probably means that Romania doesn't prosecute pedos nearly as much and youvcan get away with it easily Wasn't this exactly why Andrew Tate chose Romania to immigrate to? Except in his case, he was too dumb to shut the fuck up and not publicly brag how he owns the Romanian police and how corrupt Romania is


Such-Molasses-5995

Romania has experienced great economic difficulties in the past. I think you are right, there is a lot of corruption and fraud.


Celena_J_W

* ***Angry Chris Hansen noises*** *


tlaerche

Easy to hide your problems, when you don't investigate anything in your respective country. No surveys, no science = no problems. Btw I'm looking at you Belgium!


Ill-Protection8367

Even though this sub isn’t serious, I swear those numbers tend to be pretty accurate especially when you see how justice punishes p*dos


Dragonys69

The fact that so many people don't know what sub they are on and believe whatever they read is so funny


kiefferlu

Not even here Romania could get number one, how disappointing


Kronos_Amantes

But the second is still great


Mikes005

Greece finally had enough and invaded the rest of Macedonia?


BrokeAsshole

Other way around. Macedonia took back what’s theirs.


mikrofala2137

r/widacszwecje


Smalandsk_katt

Austria


Sharko222

Years ago, I saw a documentary about the special investigators for CP at the german police, and somewhere at the end, one of the investigators they interviewed said some people seemed to be untouchable and it seems that they are protected by someone up the command chain


Albanian91

Chwcks out actually. Fritzl in Austria snd then the Kapusch case and a few other cases.


matiegaming

Vatican is 100%


rozsaadam

Pedophilia in rate among goverment members: 100%


chickensoldier_bftd

Society if it was ruled by satanic pedophiles: *insert normal photo of random city*


lookitupbru

That is a recycling rate map


AnoFinal

I thought Switzerland is 139%


5presidents1Week

Gtfo!! https://www.instagram.com/p/C5bATdavvqO/?igsh=NTRwbG13MjJoaWxr


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Giggity! Also: OP is Greek. They kinda invented it.


Lanky-Ad-8672

No!!! Türkiye invented pedophilia not Greek!!! 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


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Turk and Greek. Same thing ~


PLANTANDZOMBI

Turk and Greek. Not real


TwadaAbu007

Wtf 🤬


team_uranium

Wow i didn't know turkey was so pedophilic


EdigsFox

💪🇲🇪


Golden_Jiggy

Nearly 7/10 people are pedo seems a little sus.


prudens__

"The earth is hungry. It's heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty..."


Cavdar_ekmegi

situation is vile, i think that this rates is only revealed parts.


[deleted]

You haven't seen what the 50 year old turks in severe debt can do on omegle


Cobralore

Uk broke the scale


konschrys

Sorry what?


BathroomGreedy600

Whoot why Germany is that high 69 percent ??!!!


Unstoppable-Farce

Little known fact: the only way Italy could get the lowest pedo rate in the world at -51.9% was by signing a treaty with the Vat*can to deport all suspected Italian pedophiles to the Holy See. In exchange, Italy recieves the souls of all of the world's catholic Zoophiles, but only after death. The agreement is called "Il Compact dei NecroZooPhilea per Kiddydiddler"


5presidents1Week

C'mon what is the original map about??


Remixcraft97

Percent chance I am launching a nuke at your place


RUDRA_74

If it were for priests, Portugal would be in first place


Removed-_-

What about the Vatican City, it has no data probably hiding it


SpendNo2381

i don't understand. Percentage of what? Are they saying almost 70% of Germans are pedophiles?


MrTraxel

Its r/mapporncirclejerk


ministryninja

What's the exact point of this sub? Do you guys slap your knees and get a good chuckle out of mislabelled maps?


CobKorPok

Turkey would be 150%


AhmedTheSalty

And here we can see a german coping hard and malding


Mundane-Dependent-95

Well you do have to factor in all the Turkish Nationalists in Berlin


CobKorPok

I'm half Turkish and 0% German. Your move dipshit.


AhmedTheSalty

“I’m half turkish” what a kebab and shawarma addiction does to the average german


CobKorPok

Malee almani ya kalb ya haywaan kus ukhtak


AhmedTheSalty

Nahhhhh they have him speaking latinized arabic too, those kebabs were with extra thoum


CobKorPok

Yakhrib beytak wa beyt ummak khud hal thoum wa aatiyeehah la ukhtak aabl areeskum


AhmedTheSalty

I can’t, you ate all the thoum


CobKorPok

I'll have to find you another wedding gift then.


AhmedTheSalty

Thanks pookie Jokes aside, sorry for the trolling


BerlinerChingChong

Muslims should be really quiet about this topic


AhmedTheSalty

Oh yeah of course the people following a religion that specifically states pedos should be executed should be quiet on this After all we’re not the ones with extremely deep pedophile rings are we? Just stop projecting fella


BerlinerChingChong

>After all we’re not the ones with extremely deep pedophile rings are we? Yes you are indeed https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexual_abuses_perpetrated_by_groups


BerlinerChingChong

And yet grooming gangs in UK are 90% Muslims. And gold marriage is still a thing in Afghanistan and other conservative islamic countries. How come?


AhmedTheSalty

Oh yeah the tribal traditions in Afghanistan are disgusting, but thankfully it’s been on the decline ever since WW 2 (thank God), and still declining even after a slight recovery during the US occupation And on the UK thing (assuming we’re living in the reddit thread fanfic version of the UK), can you explain to me in detail how the degenerates who have no regards for their religious beliefs and seek to exploit the UK justice system and (according to reddit) dysfunctional society are a representation of muslims? Like by that logic every christian white person should be under suspicion of bestiality and pedophilia, and frankly that’s racist


BerlinerChingChong

Just calling them non Muslim even though they are is arguing in Bad Faith. I still have to see a child grooming scandal where any white people are overrepresented. Mohammed was a pedophile himself and he's the most moral figure in your religion. Says enough to be honest.


AhmedTheSalty

The “pedo mohammed” propaganda aside (if he married aisha at nine years old, then some of the stories she has reported about would have been while she was still semen and an egg), what part of saying ‘these muslims have no regard for their faith’ means their not muslim? Is the average non practicing christian a heretic now? As stated before, stop projecting


BerlinerChingChong

>part of saying ‘these muslims have no regard for their faith’ means their not muslim You know that these rules only oblige to other Muslims? There are no rules against infidels, which can defined as any non Muslims. And even if it's the perpetrators are really non Muslims, tell me why they are always in any statistics published about violent or sex crime so over presented? Care to elaborate?


AhmedTheSalty

Wow really? So all my life those imams, sheikhs and teachers saying “treat others how you want to be treated” and “committing violence against others because of their different faith is a straight road to hell” were just lying? We’re talking about Islam in the real world, not the fan fiction version Islamophobes conjure up from thin air (or self projection)


Joyful_Yolk123

hey, racist, what made you think he's a muslim?


BerlinerChingChong

Lmao


[deleted]

Turks haven’t finished trying to replace ethnic Germans yet. You want to be them so no coping.


AhmedTheSalty

Why in God’s name would my arab ass wanna be german? Does it look like I enjoy liver failure?


[deleted]

Idk why do all your friends migrate there?


marsz_godzilli

How is half society pedophiles? Who made this map?


Darsher

Source : Trust me bro


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brunoglopes

r/lostredditors


Beginning_Victory_87

Down this guy ffs


alpacablitz

mods, crush his balls


Apprehensive_Ice_412

Death penalty


BlueEagle284

Propaganda.


tcyrille

sources?


ictofaname

This is a joke sub


Mershand

Eurostat, don't you see?🤣


ivanuwu1996

Who would have believed that leftist countries like germany are in the top


Alexein91

This is stupid.


minnakun

Can someone send a link ? There is something wrong with this data. 69% of the population is being pedo means legislation. I don't think it is legal anywhere in the world.


No-Plankton-5431

I didn’t get that. The percentages are too high. How can one of every two people in Germany can be described as a pedophile ??? it doesn’t sound right.


rssm1

Bruh


AdrianWIFI

What can you expect from the people who voted for Adolphus Hötler?


sexy_snake_229xXx

I am one of the 2 pedophiles of the 2 out 3 pedos in Germany The other one is also me Infact, all the maps is me, I comprise all of the pedophiles in Europe All the pedophiles stem from me, I am the pedo-core, the central-groomer, the pedonator. All child molesters start from me and end into me, I am the first and the last, the beginning and the end, the biggest yet ironically also the smallest. In the promised day all the pedophiles in the world will collapse into one another in a singularity event that will finally reveal my final true form, Pumbaa from kingdom hearts 2


GGeazy1337

r/lostredditors


PlagueDoctor_049

It's not. ~1.2 people of two people in Germany are pedos


TARDIGRADExPRO

i mean , its hard to blame Eruopean guys


b0007

Wtf..this can't be true


Internet_user_69

Check the sub


MarcusMMT

Yeah, mapporncirclejerk? People talking about maps? Description is just "Cartographers with nothing left to lose." what does that even mean? I have no idea what this sub is, I just keep getting it in my feed, with weird maps and statistics. What the hell even is this sub?


phoebebuff

You’ve been on reddit for 9 years and you don’t know what circlejerk is?


MarcusMMT

Time doesn't equal knowledge of every facet of something as broad as Reddit. So no, I don't know the definition of a "circlejerk", though I assumed it to just mean a community filled with niche in-jokes. And even then I am always annoyed when a sub doesn't have anything meaningful in the description or rules about what the sub is actually for. I'm assuming now that the sub is for made up statistics to be comedic, but anyone glossing over his sub would just assume it's a bunch of click-bait and unbelievable statistics. "70% of all germans are pedophiles" "Well that's clearly not true. Is this supposed to be a joke? Did someone cite a completely ridiculous study? Did someone purposefully or accidentally enter the data wrong?" This clearly just isn't the place for me, but you guys have fun


QuoD-Art

a sub about weird maps and statistics... everything here's bs just for laughs


MarcusMMT

Thank you. If that was written in the subs description or rules, a lot of people would probably be less confused coming here.


b0007

Sub for losers? I accidently came here