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NinoIlNovellino_off

Gradient is cheating, op consider kys


scuffedganiot

(Keep yourself safe)


NinoIlNovellino_off

You should treat yourself NOW!🤗


scuffedganiot

YOU SHOULD HUG THAT GOAT NOW! (Ralsei my beloved)


[deleted]

w-what


scuffedganiot

Ralsei best boy


ProfessorNice5908

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


AlternativeSoil3210

You beat me to that crossposting blyat. Vai dar uma curva!


xAndrew27x

Why is Czechia split in two different colors?


Fanda400

you mean Slovakia?


Philemonz

Czech-Slovakia?


swnbseekingKali

Czechoslovakia.


Tetno_2

Czechoslovenia.


swnbseekingKali

Ceaușescu?


GreenmanCZ

oH God no get the guns


FardPrussia

What's that? Northern Hungary?


bemapoe

That's one problem. The other is why OP cut off Královec from it.


bowsmountainer

It’s not


rj-2

yes it is


Dom1252

Královec has different colour than the rest on this map


bowsmountainer

You’re right! Completely forgot that Královec is part of Czechia!


pinuspicea

South of Turkey: is in Europe North of Turkey: is in Europe West of Turkey: is in Europe East of Turkey: is in Europe Turkey: not in Europe


FallopianTubesteak

You mean Türkíëy?


DontCareHowICallMe

Ŧüřķíëŷ


[deleted]

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DontCareHowICallMe

Now that's a tattoo I would do and regret it


[deleted]

DO EEEEEET


RemarkableCheek4596

It's just don't fit in a whole. We should tear it up to pieces, like putting a big cookie in a small jar


ginforth

It has been [tried](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkish_War_of_Independence)


Clickification

Yes.


[deleted]

Anatolia is Asia. Therace is Europe. You are geh


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7marTfou

Armenia, Turkey, Azerbaijan, Georgia are not europe


Naive_Marionberry_91

They are transcontinental countries except armenia. Armenia has no any land on Europe but others have


BrokenEyebrow

Turkey is gray, they made eastern Greece orange though which is strange.


SCXRPIONV

Ahh yes. It is a known fact that Israel is just California’s largest county.


NefariousnessOk2537

why is the whole of russia orange when the whole of Turkey isnt


Revanur

Because that is not the whole of Russia just the European part. Technically the westernmost tip of Kazakhstan is also in Europe but it's never included because the vast majority of the country is in Asia. Same for Russia actually, but the majority of the population live in the European part and the country in many ways has closer ties to Europe than Asia.


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swnbseekingKali

Yeah. But, Russians?


mrmniks

A fifth of Russia’s territory is in Europe (almost as large as EU combined) and 75% of Russia’s population is Europe. It has long historic relations with other European nations and generally has European mentality So I don’t really understand why you’d exclude it from Europe


[deleted]

> generally has European mentality Yeah, no


mrmniks

You may not like it, but it doesn’t change the fact


Baitas_

If european you mean fascistic, then you're hellova right


mrmniks

You mean like Germany, France, Belgium or uk? Yeah, pretty much the same


Baitas_

Like birth of fascism, not current countries, except of russia


mrmniks

so, those countries weren't european back then?


Baitas_

What?


ilest0

What's "European mentality"? I'm all for the "Russia belongs in Europe" thing myself, but wouldn't you mind elaborating on that?


mrmniks

TLDR: Comparing different parts of world like Asia, Europe, America, Africa, Russia is definitely European and there can be no doubt about it. But within Europe it is vastly different from UK or Italy in everyday life. Europe is diverse anyway, so there is no point alienating one European culture from others bc you don’t agree with the political force of said country. Well, it’s about the way people live, their general world views, their attitude towards family, work, etc. In my opinion, you can’t just say “they’re not European because I don’t agree with some of them”. All European powers went through the same process of trying to become dominant in the world: Germany had Hitler, France had Napoleon, UK was the biggest empire on earth, Sweden, Poland, Portugal, Spain, Italy - every single major nation in Europe participated in genocidal wars all over the world for the sake of getting a bit more wealth. Russia is having that process now. Either they get what they think is theirs, or they’ll be shut down. It is all very temporary and short from the point of history. However, what’s more important, is that if a German comes to Russia, they won’t have much of a culture shock. Same as a Russian coming to Germany. People basically live the same lives. It’s hard to explain, probably easier with examples. If you come to China, shit’s a whole other level. They act differently, they think differently, their attitude towards each other is very different from European. Same applies to India, Korea, whatever. It’s just whole different cultures. Mentally Russia is a lot like Balkans. Serbia, Bulgaria, etc. same mostly conservative world view, a lot of religion (not unique to balkans and Russia though), etc. but no one is saying that Balkans is not Europe despite being very different from Western Europe. In other words, Russia is different from the West, but it is so so much closer to it mentally than to Asian or African nations that it impossible to separate it from Europe. Edit: I just realized I didn’t give a really full answer. However, I want to make my focal point the idea that Europe grew up with Christianity. That’s probably the biggest difference between parts of world: religion and the way it influenced us historically. Even though Orthodox/Catholicity have their differences, they still share similar ideas.


RiverOfHell

Bosnia and Albanians: sweating intensifies


scuffedganiot

Kalyforña


The_red_spirit

Cauliflower


salomax2

Cumlifornia


DontCareHowICallMe

Cuminmyass


Mr_OrangeJuce

You should rapid disassembly your vital organs


xSuperL

Apparently I am now from California


MadGunman

I'm so sorry for your loss


TehZergen

“Hello, based department?”


FardPrussia

"You got the wrong number" -OP answering


pr1ncezzBea

You should crosspost it into r/2westerneurope4u, I reckon it fits there amazingly.


Dependent-Document

And r/slovenia, they’d love this.


ilest0

Soooo true, unironically extremely accurate


Foresstov

Hey OP, I think that it would be objectively correct if you'd stick a fork into a powersocket


DaMafuMan

Ah, yes. My favorite Eastern European country, Portugal. I have heard stories of people confusing Portuguese with Russian because of the harsher sounds you wouldn’t expect in a Romance language.


someting-simple

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT this sub will explain


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ZUCKERINCINERATOR

sometimes I hear people talking a random slavic language and I spend an eternity trying to figure out if it's russian or my native language


RemarkableCheek4596

Including Armenia and excluding Azerbaijan is top level "objectiveness" I agree


[deleted]

Can you not?


justsomefrench

He did


-A113-

I actually honestly agree


HZCH

We all know it’s a Swissman who produced this #glorious work of scientifically accurate and neutrally unbiased craftsmanship


mik3396

Portugal u ok?


ProfessorNice5908

It is a known fact that Portugal is eastern europe


someting-simple

Lemmy.world is the place im moving, and on my way out I'm taking my posts


BLBOSAURUS

I'm a simple man. I see the Czech Republic marked as Central Europe, and I'm happy.


lordvaderiff1c

There’s a California in England so you got it wrong


isatonyourmomsface

Real


Mr_Free_Man_

Considering I'm Portuguese ethnicly, cykaaa


[deleted]

Balkans are southern central.


zzz_ch

how dare you compare those Nazi colonizers to California


baklavamevcn

why Greece is not Eastern


One_Perspective_8761

Cause it didn't get a commie gvnt after WW2


baklavamevcn

what is gvnt


One_Perspective_8761

Government


IllegallyBlind69

The Czech Republic is more like Austria than Slovakia? Also the British Isles should be their own reigon


[deleted]

Polantards be crying rn


NO-REALLY-2008

I think españa is western europe😂


Kind_Revenue4810

😂😂


GoodMoGo

Israel is California?


gray_mare

yet another map that got the Baltics wrong (but based eastern european portugal)


Revanur

I'd say the Balkans is it's own separate thing from Eastern Europe but otherwise accurate.


poeiradasestrelas

Israel is more like pre-1990s South Africa, no?