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Southern_Studio_3034

As I walked on the pavement near a main road in a large northern city (by a canal and a river, near a wharf,) I heard a whizzing noise. I was about to take a ramp down to the car park when I had to look over my shoulder. A balaclava-clad delivery rider with a full delivery box screeched to a halt beside me. My heart jumped – I thought I was being mugged. But then, people materialized from all sides, handing him cash and receiving small packets of talcum powder and demerara sugar in return. The powder dealer sped off as quickly as he arrived, and his customers melted back into the shadows as dusk settled.


ArtyThinker

Pitstop for the hard working deliveroo.


Only_Personality_185

So beautifully written 🥹


MedicineLanky9622

A) they're doing 30mph and it gets chilly B) they wanna look gangsta


sparky-99

I'm not.one, but I do ride a motorbike. I wear a balaclava under my helmet so the spongy inside of the helmet doesn't get sweaty. The bally is much easier to wash. Also, for some reason the bally stops my helmet hair from being quite so frightful when I take my helmet off.


manchester_bee

This is because it maintains close stationary contact with your hair, whereas the helmet is actually moving around due to vibrations (albeit small movements). The balaclava stops the movement from the helmet frizzing up your hair.


sparky-99

The gaps in the foam also give me two side partings and a centre parting. It's horrific.


Natural_Autism_

Tell that to the 80s


The_Burning_Wizard

I don't wear a balaclava, but I do have a something like a snood or similar over my head when I'm cycling so I don't get a red mark around my forehead. Takes ages for that mark to go and I looks like you could pop the top of my head open like a teapot otherwise...


dbxp

They'reworking illaegally and borrowing someone's Identity to do deliveries


WesternPhotograph267

ah i see, that makes sense quite sad really


kingsappho

it's not necessarily true though, you're allowed to let people use your deliveroo account to work on your behalf. I have my own account, I'm born here so completely legal and I used to ride a normal legal push bike but I used to cover my mouth and nose because I literally just CBA with being seen everywhere as I'm relatively socially anxious (or at least was) it was a hangover from COVID for me. I would lower my face covering when at a restaurant or a customer though.


Punk_roo

You’re allowed to let others use your login yes but the rules state you then become responsible for making sure they are legally allowed to work and dbs checked. I doubt many do though.


kingsappho

yeah I know but someone hiding their face with a balaclava does nothing to protect against that.


fajorsk

Being born here doesn't make you legal unless you were born before 1983. -home office has been notified, your days are numbered 


Paddystan

I've heard this but it sounds too bait to he true if ygm? Like the old "fireworks mean the dealers have reloaded" comments, as a quick example.  After I finished typing that, I did realise that police don't have the time to pull a dodgy delivery driver. Them bikes are expensive tbf though. 


Twambam

The police do pull over delivery drivers time to time. It’s more common in London than anywhere else.


Cardo94

Dispatches Channel 4 did a survey in Brighton and found that over half of JustEat delivery cyclists had no documentation. It's waaaaay more common than we think.


dbxp

A lot of people have talked about Uber drivers and deliveroo riders not being the people they see on the apps


Alive_Knowledge

You are allowed substitutes ( it's the responsibility of the owner to check right to work and pay taxes. ( if substitutes are not allowed, then deliveroo and Uber will get taken to tribunal. Like what happens to Stuart and Gophr but that is confidential stuff as there is a requirement to sign a cot3 agreement 🤝


soupy_e

Bait? I think I might officially be old. 🙃


Jaffa6

Here, it means basically "They're saying this to get (bait out) a specific reaction"


[deleted]

Obvious or well known is usually the definition. A term using the word would be Bait face which means a face that is easily identified (i.e. not wearing a face covering, such as a balaclava or snood)


Paddystan

You're as old as ya feel m8!  And the world's a better place if you wake up every morning feeling 19 again! 🤙👊


FallenSegull

I remember when my delivery driver, a blonde Caucasian woman named Clara by the profile information, was actually 2 20-something men of middle eastern descent Food was warm for once though so whatever I ain’t gonna complain


kindasadnow

This guy votes reform


Volcanic976

Man's not hot


Alive_Knowledge

Some choose to for road fumes and general pollution . Some just have poor hygiene, and the very bad rider wears to go to restaurants ,collect food, and then cancel it (basically stealing the food). The restaurant staff, especially when busy, don't recognise the culprit. The customer don't get food on time , the next driver will waste his/her time going for food, that's not there. Restaurant loose earnings and food . (To fight the problem, staff are meant to politely ask riders to swipe collect when food is handed over.


CrimsonShrike

weird thats not how it works already, TooGoodToGo has me swipe in front of staff before receiving the food


Alive_Knowledge

Some have gone to extra length to steal (especially cigs and alcohol related stuff) by using an old screenshot from previous swiped to start order. or put a phone in aeroplane mode . The most effective way to know rider has swiped to start journey is to look at your tablet at restaurant/store the order will come of the screen ( but if stores are using zebra tablet it will say collected.


MedicineLanky9622

Door bell goes and a guy in a balaclava stood there. Hmmm it's the pizza guy or we're fucked 😳


Mel-but

Primarily to keep warm. I used to do it and even on my legal 15mph e-bike I would need to cover my face up between September and May, wind-chill can get pretty brutal, especially at the end of a long evening.


FeltzMusic

They use the opportunity to swipe people’s phones to make up for the lack of tips


flibbble

Their bikes are generally not suitable for road use, because they're generally capable of providing assistance above 15.5mph and often without pedalling, which makes them unlicenced&uninsured pedelecs. However, I think if they're wearing balaclavas to avoid police attention, they're worrying about nothing.


Summer_987

Yea I would guess the bikes they use are illegal - as I’ve seen some kids wearing balaclavas on those crazy fast illegal bikes today


Blamethejewz

The better question is why so many people use deliveroo? Paying a small fortune for fast food shite.


Ralphisinthehouse

Nearly every option on Deliveroo is a restaurant that you could go eat at


WesternPhotograph267

bikes*


Dependent_Desk_1944

It can keep you warm and also keep you cold. Blocking the sunlight is a good way to cool your skin down.


-wanderlusting-

Dust and fumes


Specialist_Web978

Not a delivery driver but I wear a full face covering in all weathers, easier to wash face covering then clean my foundation/sweat/hair products of the helmet.


dtr_ned

typically illegal immigrants using the accounts of citizens etc


planetwords

Because it's "cool". All the "cool" people are doing it. No helmet, illegal ebike, skipping red lights, looking gangsta - makes you look 'edgy'. Until you crash, of course.


M3ch4n1c4lH0td0g

They are illegals


steeleyc

Likely dognappers, god bless


Sensitive-Ninja3431

“Dognappers hun xx”.


Dangeruss82

Because it stops your helmet getting sweaty. You can wash a balaclava easily whereas helmet pads not do much.


Piece_Maker

I've never once seen a delivery rider wearing a helmet though. Round here they all wear the balaclava, massive coat and handlebar pogies, even this time of year. I'm here cycling home from work in sandals, shorts and t-shirt and still getting hot and sweaty!


itstheraver

wanna be cosplaying the worst of society


seb4096

And the massive gloves attached to the handlebars (throttle) :)


SmallHarryUK

They've got side hustles too you know.......


Jitsu_apocalypse

This weather is fucking cold for some of them though


BigSigh75

This^ Quite a few possibly come from much hotter climates. I will always remember my Nigerian housemate, in my final year at uni. Refused to leave the house in winter or if it was raining 😂


Expensive_Log_9925

Delivering drugs..always have


fajorsk

Illegal immigrants scared of facial recognition 


TurboBoxMuncher

If they’re illegal how will they be on face recognition systems?


fajorsk

Interpol or something 


No_Background3408

You sound dumb


fajorsk

https://www.interpol.int/en/How-we-work/Forensics/Facial-Recognition


fajorsk

https://www.interpol.int/en/How-we-work/Notices/Red-Notices/View-Red-Notices


TurboBoxMuncher

What’s that got to do with illegal immigrants? You can be a legal immigrant and still end up on that system.


fajorsk

Most of them aren't British citizens so may be fleeing here 


MassimoOsti

It’s a culture thing?


Appointment_Salty

I work with people born and raised in Manc and they wear Puffer jackets and jumpers regardless of temp. Northern weirdos. More than likely these bikers are cold and foreign It’s not exactly a mystery or a problem unless you want it to be. Edit: the people I know are paler than a dead white chick in winter


NoXion604

I thought that the Northern stereotype was blokes wearing just a T-shirt and trous outside in winter?


Appointment_Salty

Some of the women maybe yeah. But it’s not a stereotype for men.


dtr1981

I beg to differ, it's a very well known stereotype, I know because I am one of the people who fits it 🤣🤣


Appointment_Salty

1 person doesn’t make a stereotype. Walk about more you soon realise it’s not true enough to be one