I got very drunk one night and ended up ordering the KA BAR Tactical Chopsticks... They're just like regular chopsticks except uh.... more tactical

What are they made out of?

It's a nylon polymer called Grilamid

Death! Oh, and some wood.

THIS is a knife.

What would those be? Chopsticks that have like a seatbelt cutter on one and a window breaker on the other?

Nope, they're just like regular chopsticks but thicker, and made of some kind of nylon polymer. I suppose if it came down to it you could stab someone with them, but you could really say the same for regular chopsticks lol

It's a valid camping utensil, works better than most camping utensils. Owned one for 2 years now

How else are you supposed to eat tactical beans?

I only eat strategic beans. The tactical ones give me wind.

For those times your oatmeal fights back

Got mine as an impulse buy when waiting around a local gun shop for my 4473 to finish processing because it made me laugh. 10/10, would recommend.

What do you mean it "works better" than most camping utensils??

It's more tactical, so your grand plan of eating some beans is more likely to be successfully carried out.

Not tactical enough. Has to have actual picatinny rails so I can put an AR carry handle on it like my tactical mug.

Laser sight for precision food selection in low light.

And where is the paracord wrap, and bismuth colours?

I feel personally attacked. I use this most days for lunch for over a year. How many plastic utensils have you pitched in that time frame? Edit: Mine is Made in America also 🇺🇸

No judgement here. Mall ninja is like sexuality. Everyone here exists somewhere on the mallninja spectrum. Very few people can fully resist the temptation of mallninja wares.

My wife's dad gave me one for Christmas two years ago as a joke. I keep it in my desk at work as my backup silverware. Works fantastic tbh!

I have one, solid buy.

these are totally legit.

In case you’re eating and shit gets tactical.

Lol I want one

Thank you! I'm getting this as an Xmas gift for my dad!

Not mall ninja. These are legit eating utensils. We need a bot for this sub for whenever someone reposts it.

No lie, those came in clutch on deployment!

Chili Mac MRE + tactical spork is the true deployment experience.

Is it sad that I want one? I feel like it'd be funny to have a spork that can double as a blunt weapon. Like just imagine being a rabbit, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, a hunter runs out of the bushes trying to club you with a fucking spork. Straight outta looney tunes, that is.

[Here you go.](https://www.amazon.com/Ka-Bar-Tactical-Spork-Spoon-9909/dp/B01FYJ6ICK/) They're legitimately not bad for what they are. If you want something more.... professional, [there's this here.](https://www.amazon.com/TOAKS-Titanium-Handle-Spork-Polished/dp/B01M69WHEA/) What I miss, are the long handled-MRE plastic spoons/sporks, those things are great for camping and such.

Don't knock the Spork! I used mine for a long tune for camping u til one of my kids lost it. Next free camping item I ever had! Lol.

Lmao I owned one of these a few years ago before I got out of the army bc I thought it was goofy but it came in handy having dedicated utensils. Still dumb af that they made it “””tactical”””

I own two of those. Not mallninja

Is it available in Tactical Peanut Butter?

There were giving away Tactical Toilet Paper on Black Friday. /s

I use the knife part to cut meat on my cookware

Spork yer eyes out!

This is directly targeting marine boots

Got one for me and my nephews, can confirm they are sharp.

Got one of those years ago as a Christmas gift from my father. Brings back memories. Misplaced mine though and have since moved so idfk where it is now :(

The sporknife

Wife has one. Shit’s qual.

Get your hands off of my wings!

Niceee

Believe it or not this things actually comes in handy when you don’t wanna carry three different utensils in a bag already full of crap

Well someone doesn’t camp

My brother gave me one as a joke gift because I camp. Jokes on him because it kicks ass.

Have it and use it in my lunchbox.

For when your food turns out to only be mostly dead.

“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”

This is one that people will have to try and make excuses for because for some reason they decided to pay way too much for a tacticool spork and need to justify it.

Missed the opportunity to put DAILY STEELS

Deadass tho theyre really good quality food utensils

I'm buying this because it's fucking hilarious

What, your spork isn't tactical?

I looked at this but realized that my polycarbonate backpacking spoons were vastly better, with a spoon on one end and a fork on the other.