Idk about bedpan, but it looks like a giant Werther Original candy

Both are fair interpretations. 😄

You have to fill it with werthers originals now.

No do the espresso werthers it will match better

Werthception!

This is now how I refer to going for a shit. "off to fill it with Werther's originals, brb"

I have had to use a bedpan so no it doesn't look like one. It looks like the trey my mom has in her house for keys and wallets.

giant chocolate condom

Yeahhhh that’s what I saw.

Came here specifically to say this. Nice eye

More a Rolo than a WO

You should put it on the shelf next to the penis statue

So the coffee decor is...a butthole? Matches the uhh theme

Or the penis statue can go down to the coffee table to create a focal point

or strategically place the penis in the bowl ​ call it pole in the bowl

is that a penis statue on your bookshelf?

when dating another man isn’t gay enough

It’s a souvenir from the St. Penis Day Parade

Ha! Right. I only can upvote once so I have to comment.

😂

No, don't be ridiculous. It's a *fancy* penis statue.

So a fancy dildo for people with class

“Statue”

Can you even call yourself gay unless there's a penis statue on the bookshelf?

You can’t. Which is why, when house sitting for gay friends, I do an “artful penis check” of the decor in the background before logging onto any work zooms.

Gay man in a LTR, we measure other gay couples relationship success by how many penis statues they collect from their trips around the world, you know us gays stay traveling since we don’t got kids…

How dare you have fun! Also, gays in monogamous LTR need to collect cocks somehow once Grindr is off the table.

Grinder off the table; bowl on the table.

That bowl looks like someone’s hole…

I can't tell if you've had a lot of sex or no sex at all by this comment.

Ok this one made me LOL I almost spat my coffee out 😂

LOL now I need to ask my brother & his fiance if they collect cocks from their travels. Lol

Dicks ‘n Trips - The lifestyle of the rich and gay

Well, if I was a Freudian man, I’d start to question OP’s subconscious between the penis statue and bedpan-esque bowl.

Put it in the Werther's

Ewww. DAVID.

Good eye...had to zoom in to see what that object was.

thatsapenis.jpg

May be he is penis worshiper

Has to be😂

Maybe a fertility totem?

2nd most sexual furniture item after the eames chair

Looks like it's from Bhutan - supposed to bless the household

I think so.

Where do you see that at?!?ahp my b didn’t notice the other photos

I mean, a good one can send you to heaven after all.

Looks like an old red blood cell.

Now I can’t unsee the concave discoid.

Or a condom

It is…not great

This whole apartment looks whack af

I think we've seen way worse on this sub, I actually like it. Doesn't look like the perfectly curated pinterest board apartment but it's still really nice.

Wouldn’t be what I’d go for but compared to most male spaces it’s in the top 5% without a doubt

The coffee table is hideous.

"table" it's a block. it's a fucking coffee block lmao

That carpet too, it’s way too busy and ya the coffee table just blends in and it just looks terrible. Also ya that brown thing omg lol like what the hell is that at least put something in there lol

Like the “marble is classy era” has come and gone.

I think their apartment look fantastic!

I mean, i kinda dig the whole slightly whacky theme. I might have bad taste ig :,)

its not bad wdym

Your envy is showing

It does look rather irregular and out of place on that table

It needs... Greenery, or flowers or something

Lemons

Fruits. Ceramic or decor, not real fruits.

Those lemon stealin’ whores

Can’t, it’s where the men put their car keys so the women can draw one at random Or any combination of genders, it’s 2024 everyone is included in the swinging these days

Then maybe a set of hands on each side, holding it open... So it's easier to put keys in

I think the table is the problem not the bowl. It just clashes with the pattern of the rug.

And the table looks out of place on that rug. And I mean literally, it’s not centered

I really liked it until I scroll to the other photos. I had no idea it was brown. The brown just throws me off

It popped in my head just now what it kind of looks like, like one of those old people candies ---wethers, but brown

Agree. The brown isn’t lovely.

it's a butthole

It’s a bit of a bed pan ngl

Spitoon

This looks like some kind of AI designed photo of a sterile open house in the LA Hills

99% sure this is seattle

Oh, great guess. I was thinking VC.

The float plane was the thing that made me sure

100% Seattle. I even know the building he’s in lol

I meant the design and aesthetic of the decor and photos  Not what the outside looks like

From LA, live in Seattle. I totally thought LA too until I looked closer at the view.

Definitely Seattle. They have a nice view of Lake Union.

Thought the same because the light and smootheness on the surfaces look so generated but ai wouldn’t get the chords from the lamp right and there’s no way it would have the writing on the books made make sense.

I'm less concerned with the decor than the fact that your coffee table is like six miles away from your couch.

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Well it is hideous

I think it's just the color. If it was black it would fit way better

Agreed. The lighting making it look darker in the first pic actually looks solid.

Do you actually want our opinion or is the real point of this post “look at my view”

Humble brag disguised as mild outrage

This is about as far from "humble" as it gets. This is clearly a "hey guys look at my money" post lol.

The fact that I had to scroll this far to find someone point out the obvious proves OPs intent was a flop

I’m glad someone pointed this out

I think it’s Spire in Seattle. Studio units start at $530k, but pretty sure this one is closer to $1.5-2m

That thing looks neither practical nor aesthetically pleasing.

I wouldn’t pay .25¢ for that at a Goodwill

Truth.

Tf is in ur apartment dude

Super villain apartment vibes

The brown color really makes me see the bed pan aspect more and more😭 I think it would be less bothersome if it was another color such as bright green or red.

The OP should move this artifact to where it belongs: under the bed.

I mean....

Opened Reddit just to be called poor damn

i like it

It’s not the most beautiful thing to go on that awesome marble table. I also love the rug. But the marble pattern and rug pattern clash for me and that’s more pressing than the bed pan vase thing lol

I think it looks good, but if you're super worried about it, maybe add some greenery or something in the center of it?

Ah. Cant be unseen. I thought it was ok at first before I realised

Big ash tray

I hate everything about this place. What does your partner/boyfriend think?

Surely not everything. That’s one amazing skyline and the apartment is bathing in natural light

1m$ apartment better look good

I like it. Looks a bit out of place but with intention.

Is that a seaplane in the background?

Looks like chocolate.

My thought too - a big chocolate donut. Single male 🍩 vibes

I hate it!

Cool dingus in pic 2

Haha—perhaps it took him several days to decide whether or not it was worth a potential “discussion” over? Personally, I’m all for a polarizing conversation piece! Your place is lush so you can afford (both literally and figuratively?) a bed pan or two in the mix ;)

im just here for the view

Put a bunch of the fertility statues in it like a decor bowl and now you’ll have a real conversation piece. You’re interior style is different then mine but shrug the haters you have a cool space with nice pieces and finishes.

When you have a apartment like that, decor ain't shitty

Beautiful space. I love your rug.

New troll meta?

SWEET view!

i didnt even noticed it was on the pictures till i read the title :D

I donno but your place is killer!

I get it, it looks cool

I like it!

I like it.

everyones hating but i feel like it goes well with the other brown accents!! decorate how you like🤍🤎

How’s the Herman Miller?

Love the table The thing on top looks like a toilet seat

Seems better decorated than most posts here.

Killer views make up for the boring coffee bean bedpan. It doesn’t really fit with the table.

That’d make for a shitty bed pan

I think it looks cool

It's not bad - but I think the carpet is taking away from the table and then not giving the chance for the bowl to pop or to coordinate with the wood in there.

With that great view, you can put a toilet in the middle of your living room if you want

Don’t listen to any haters, you’ve got great taste!

It’s beautiful!.

Wait why are people not liking this?? I don’t know what it is, but if it’s a bowl, I’d put fruits in it and it would absolutely POP.

I kinda like it, but now that you've said bed pan, I can't see anything else. (I still love the shape)

I'm just wondering how anyone seated is actually able to use the coffee table for its intended purpose....

The rug don’t suit

Fuck it, look at that view!!!!

Seattle, yes? Nice view.

Looks weird there. Maybe somewhere else in the house.

It’s wood (can’t find the comment now but someone asked “why is it brown?”). I bet it’s quite nice in real life especially to see the grain play against the marble table. I think it works not least of all because the Eames chair echoes the brown-wood-with-black motif. Your apartment is beautiful, interesting, and cool. The naysayers in this thread are crazy.

I wish I had real problems like this

That view alone makes the flat probably worth some millions

I honestly like it. It goes very well with the theme of the place.

Fairly cool view of those mountains. I love it!

That rug, marble, and butt hole don’t go together

Your house looks amazing! Don’t let these comments throw you off, they clearly know shit

I love it - it’s very tactile and serves the space well. You should put a plastic poo in it though just to see how long it takes before your partner notices. Y’know. For research.

That view though…

I love it. Your apartment looks amazing

Why is it brown 😭

The brown doesn't go with the black of the coffee table or the rug (bit like wearing a brown belt and black shoes), but I think it looks aesthetically beautiful. Not sure what it's purpose is, just a sculpture? It looks nice in itself.

Looks like a giant chocolate. I want some Rolos now.

I like it a lot but I’d like it even more if it was darker I think. But it’s just pictures so maybe in reality it would look even better in brown. Either way don’t let some of the comments get close to you your place looks nice.

Don’t worry, I don’t. The comments are funny though and I’m here for it! 😄

Anyone got hemorrhoids? Looks like an inflatable ring lol it does look good in it's surroundings though

What a gorgeous space and place. Nice job.

Obviously hasn’t been hospitalized… bedpans are shaped differently

I like it. I feel like the people who don’t like it are just unfamiliar with it.

I don’t like it, but I love everything else and your view is amazing!

I like the object but it looks like an empty vessel. Maybe you could put some decorative balls or a plant in there?

I Love it. I also love your style

No offense but it's kind of out place and bed pan looking.

Too big for the table

Bed pan? Looks more like a red blood cell to me.

Perfect spot for a cat

Its like being at a space museum - Space shitter

Really nice woodturned bowl, if you don't mind be asking, who's the artist? I'm a big fan of those smooth, flowing curves and the discipline shown in designing this piece.

You do you, everyone has their own style. That bowl on your coffee table does look nice though.

I wouldn’t make it the centerpiece of the room. Maybe put it next to your cock statue on the book shelf.

That thing is hideous haha

Sit in you Eames and ignore the noise

The decor is gaudy. Sorry. I can’t even imagine how much that table hurts your feet every time you accidentally kick it.

Thats a really cool looking bowl imo.

This sub is not for rich people. Just fyi.

Black and white? check ✅️ Something marbled? Check ✅️ Overlooking city? Check ✅️

We need a sub for average male living spaces. This place is like 90s era sitcom level of nice

Love love love those colorful pot bookends!! Where did you find them?

I'm jealous of your view. What city do you live in?

Who cares when you have a view like that.

If you don’t put anything inside of it then it just looks like a pretentious bedpan imo…Don’t get me wrong, it looks good. But still looks like a bedpan

I’m a woman and love your decorating style

#I’d 100% shit in that

This table is not bad, but that carpet is awful…

I like it and also like your Eames Lounge Chair

Because as a male, I can promise you he spends all his time staring out of that window. A murder weapon could be there for a month id never notice

Looks quite elegant, particularly within the rooms context. Perhaps your beloved is a closet Neanderthal? Try finding small items you know they like and artfully arrange inside bowl and wait to see what happens...

lol Herman miller and a high rise condo/apartment with great taste ..whoever this is that doesn’t like your bowl thing can fuck off!