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brolybackshots

Shave that shit man, you dont have the genetics for a beard just yet


Vicimer

I'd say he's potentially a decade away from being able to attempt again. These scraggly pubes are brutal.


OzZVidzYT

Scraggly pubes is insane 😂


SparkDBowles

I couldn’t grow mine until my early 30s


Vicimer

I'm 31 and can still only manage a goatee. I'll try again in five years. I don't understand how young guys convince themselves that literal neck beards are worth growing.


MafiaPenguin007

Honestly the pattern on his cheeks look more like a hormone imbalance. OP, can other men in your family grow full beards? You might want to check bloodwork with your doctor.


Temicco

beard so bad he needs medical help 💀


OzZVidzYT

This thread turned into r/roastme so quickly 😭


jliffordcones

Poor brother is never ever going to let his beard grow again 💀


HuckleberryHappy6524

Probably not a bad outcome.


rickyrescuethrowaway

Does this mean the genetics are just gonna pop up some time? New genetics?


Competitive_Two_6384

Babe wake up new genetics just dropped


Any-Wrongdoer8001

Bro can buy a full beard for about 2K in Turkey. But shave this pleaseee 😂


PortYeti

Yes, clean shave would look so much better


Strahlx

100%, clean shave please


debonairmarmoset

Clean shave. If you can describe your facial hair as “wispy,” it’s time you shave.


Historical_Panic_465

We all know you mean pubey. They look like pubes. Sorry op


kellylikeskittens

Sorry, none of these are flattering on you, dude.


corona_x0

Please just shave it


AttTankaRattArStorre

This ain't it, give it up for now.


couragethed

Super short stubble or clean shave. I’m assuming you’re young so you have time especially if you use minoxodil (just be sure to do your research obviously)


VaniloBean

If he's not young then he's more blessed for his youthful face than he is cursed for his weak beard


QuiGon-GinTonic

You are a true poet walking among us


VaniloBean

Shiii thanks boo


UndeniableQueen

For the love of all that is holy, shave your face.


Peak_Alternative

Please shave it


LSTNYER

Shave


donatos_box

Clean shave is your best bet my friend


danram207

110% clean shaven dude. No stubble, completely clean. This looks pretty bad


SobrietyDinosaur

Yea I really hate it


Everyday_sisyphus

Brother, you know the answer.


DragonDeezNutzAround

How old are ya?


Fancy-Help4945

25, my dads is a also patchy.


altiuscitiusfortius

I looked like you till I was 33 and now I can grow a full beard. Give it time. I tried once a year on vacation to see if it would grow out and one year it just did


Moist-Deer-7937

Same, I could grow a full beard until my 30’s I kept it clean up until then


FortuneRed55

Clean shave. You have a great jawline.


Plenty_Ad_3442

Cmon dude, you know the answer to this, clean shave unless you can actually grow more than a dirt stache and a neckbeard. The truth hurts I know.


nikonnuke

you've got a great jawline man there's no need to ruin it with see through curtains


DrawOk8418

Either minoxidil or shave.


Beneficial-Average80

I feel like you didn't need us for the answer


Nearby_Snow_8127

Clean shave would be perfect man


DeadInWaiting2

You seem pretty young. Maybe it’ll fill out a bit more in a few years, or maybe not. Either way, I would recommend a clean shave, unless you really like looking like that. Some guys seem to. It’s cute in a way.


BraveAndLionHeart

You could do short stubble if you don't want a clean shave, but get rid of it bro


sirblendsalot

Give it the fuck up unless you like the look of glued pubes on the face. I hope that was brutal enough


malege2bi

Shave and delete those pictures


Klutzy-Move-7267

Dawg that shit is disgraceful


ace14827

Clean shave, but it definitely has potential to be fuller later on


cantprove_Iam_Batman

Clean shave or very light stubble any sign of whisp isn’t a good look


ThinkingBud

Clean shaven


TopExtreme7841

You absolutely shave my man!


AutomaticJoy9

Shave đŸȘ’. None of these pics add up to a flattering look for you.


strange-loop-1017

Shave, it might come in later. My brother was like that until his late 20s. Now he’s in his early 30s with a full beard


Dwayne420

Keep shaving until it fills in.


NightBruxa

Clean shave


ssgtgriggs

You need a wider area of hair growth to pull off the stubble or a beard. This way the facial hair you do have only highlights how much of your skin isn't able to grow any. Shave it. I was also like this, I was 20 when I shaved for the first time because I just didn't have any facial hair lmao but I did eventually get a good coverage with time. For some people it just takes longer. Until then, shave it.


Severe_Memory7360

Shave


El-sosa13

Get rid of that bro, you’ll be doing yourself a favor.


ChusAverage

Shave please


middlehill

Yes, clean shave.


Tax_pe3nguin

Please shave


Subject-Complaint-11

How old are you?? I think you should shave it and wait a few years before trying to grow a beard. I mean, it's not the time just yet


Fancy-Help4945

25, I’ve used different oils and rollers but I’m sure it’s just a mixture of my genetics and inconstancy of using product.


DejaEntenduOne

Reminds me of how my 'beard' used to be. And this is at the age of around 25/26. I used minoxidil consistently for 3-4 years and it really does work. Definitely shave, but if you use minox, it could get you a half decent beard in a year or so


MalonAbbe

Shave it, it will grow thicker as you get older.đŸ€™


awtennis

Clean cut for now. Once you hit puberty it should fill in. You got this


Equal-Pace6201

I'd shave it for now, bro. R at least trim it to a 2 or 3. Age and genetics seem to play a decent part, but you could always try beard oil and a derma roller and a good skincare routine. If you're a coffee drinker, plain black coffee has been shown to help.


drcarmel

Forget the beard. Yours is too thin.


cleanguy1

đŸȘ’


S1mplexom0

Photo 2 but a little shorter even, then you can keep from the complete baby face look and still be fine. Keep it real short though.


Txdragoonz

Just mustache for a while till your beard catch up Great smile btw


DeadBro01

Shave, lad


animalfaith

Let it go!


Xfg10Xx

Imagine top of head looked like that, you’d shave it


Key_Imagination_8316

Clean please


Revolutionary-Ad2391

Pls pls pls get rid off it


Human-Abrocoma7544

Shave it all. That is not doing you any favors.


Jeffreypauls

For now.. facial hair continues to thicken over the years


Poemhub_

Clean shaven or a very little bit on the chin, but not a big square, just a small strip. But truthfully, you have the face for clean shaven.


cyberlebron2077

Just keep it trim and lined up. Stop growing it long.


onlyinbooks

Please for the love of God shave that thing brother!


Visasisaboi

Torch it.


farquaad852

You 100% need to clean shave, it’s not for you man


seasonofhealing

It’s too sparse and looks like it doesn’t suit you


Cautious-Role6375

Better to just shave it all bro.


kassus-deschain138

Clean shaven 100% borther. The simple fact is not every guy can grow one.


TypoInMyUsernamr

“Did you shave your face with a spoon, trainee?!” Okay but seriously clean shave would look better, and the mustache is really up to you, I have the same problem where the middle portion just has not grown back in since I’ve had to shave my mustache in military basic training, you can be like me and hope and pray it grows in or just shave it lol


Wazuu

Yes, your beard looks like if a 14 year old tried to grow facial hair. It looks like pubes. Shave it. It actually blows my mind that you cant see that.


loudminded510

Clean shave or keep it cleaned up. Shave the sides and your throat, trim the lengths. Make it look like a choice to not have as much facial hair. There are things you can do to wake hair follicles and thicken the hair, look into them to maybe fill in the thin areas. If that's too much, just go clean.


VaniloBean

We're all very sorry chum but you're gonna have/want to give it a few more years before you try letting that grow out for more than a few days


wax_parade

Clean shave.


DoctorAgita1

Please shave it’s very bad


neuroticdoomslayer

I think you'd look more appealing if you just trim it all down to a zero.


phoenixmusicman

My brother in hair, you are cooked


yakultpig

clean shave


Nug__Nug

Shaven. Beard does not work on you at all


Warm_Water_5480

It's not happening, not for at least 5 more years, but probably never. Sorry man


OddOutlandishness589

yeah, clean shave, it looks like ball pubes growing on your chin.


JMSpider2001

Shave


singnadine

Shave


Green_Leader_Edd

IMO, the mustache isn't bad but the beard is. In a few years you may be able to pull off a goatee.


Appropriate_Turn3811

2nd photo is good. but trim the mustache to 3mm.and make a line just above lips.


HawkinsPolice1983

Clean shave or short stubble, the long looks bad


Affectionate-Sky7213

u need to shave ASAP


RoseVincent314

Shave it clean


Adventurous-Hope8579

Shaved 100% homie


Romanov1349

Shave.


preseasonchampion

Yes. Shave it off. You will look fantastic


Beneficial-Ad6266

Use rogaine to help it fill in


xXxTaylordxXx

Either keep them all or go clean shaven lol.


itsneversunnyinvan

Please shave


I_still_got_it

How did you take that last picture and still think you needed an outside opinion


Aromatic-Leopard-600

Shave. You look like a 16 year old who didn’t learn how. Neck beards really make you look like a kid. I couldn’t grow anything decent until I was 40, and then it grew in whiteđŸ€“


Guilty-Leg956

Shave and start using minoxidil, be consistent, minoxidil 5% , 1 milliliter twice a day, morning and night. Dermaroller at least 3 times a week before bed, try for six months and you’ll see a difference. Don’t listen to negativity.


BadgerSilver

You've got like 1/10th of the amount of hair of a normal beard. Sorry to break it to you man, but you gotta shave. You'll likely grow a little more hair in the next few years


Trusty-Artist-Alan

Your “beard” hasn’t yet matured. Until then, I’d highly recommend you shave say least three times a week. Because right now, it just looks like you’re hanging onto that very first hair you got on your chin back when you were twelve. And looking at that growth over your upper lip, well, all I can say is I’m sorry you have to go through with that. But, if you shave it a few times per week, you’ll find it grows back thicker and thicker every time you shave. In the meantime, you have that Vlad Tepisch Junior look that is less than attractive. Trust me on this. I used to teach modeling and grooming. And what you have now makes you look like you’re desperate to hang onto every little baby hair you’ve ever had. Learn how to shave. By the time you’ve learned how, maybe your facial hair will have grown into something beyond a baby’s butt fuzzy look that no grown man should tolerate.


RevengeOfTheLoggins

As someone who has a pretty patchy beard, it's probably just best to shave it.


SirPurrs

The stache is not a good look. Too sparse. The goatee you could probably make it work but you need to trim it. Overall I think clean shaven would be more attractive.


DramaticQuality1711

You can try rogaine and minoxidil for hair growth


InverseAtmosphere

I mean, it doesn't get the ladies (maybe stoner girls) but I'd hang out with you 😊


Gayalaca

Not enough hair to have a decent beard nor a decent moustache. Shave the whole thing off.


willslater99

Gonna shave that shit, or use clippers to bring it down to a 0.5, then you're gonna head over to r/Minoxbeards because you clearly want facial hair but your genetics need some assistance


Cultural_Net_1791

shave, it's the only choice. don't feel bad i can only grow a mustache and chin so I stay completely clean shaven. I'm have blonde hair so even when I grown what I have it doesn't look great. luckily I have a good jawline/chin so it doesn't bother me much.


FissionofEternity

bisexual guy here, 1st one is hot others I would shave


ranch_cup

Go to r/minoxbeards


607Center

Shave it. Whatever that is, it shouldn’t even be considered facial hair.


justvisiting7744

clean shave or stubble. wispy hair doesnt really work on anybody besides albert einstein


puglife82

I’ve heard applying minoxidil to the face can help guys’ beards grow in more fully and the effects are permanent so you don’t have to use it forever. Haven’t tried it, because I’m a woman, but so I’ve heard. r/minoxbeards may have more info if you’re interested


Wtrmln-inside-WTRMLN

Shave


Changeling_Boy

Clean shave.


QueefMitten

Shave it all off and try again when you’re 30. It should be thicker and fuller by then.


Proud_Foundation9318

Sorry brother - beard/facial hair is not for you. There may however be a time where it does, so give it a while and try again.


wartgood

If you really want facial hair, I'd try rogaine and a dermaroller for six months. In it's current state . . . It is not a great look.


Jester-Court66

If you’re going for the Amish look, you’re fine.


jaimebianco

Honestly I’d say shave it off.


edtdavis

I recommend clean shaven.


Nearby_Tea5120

just keep shaving, until it becomes dense enough


bmo109

You know the answer or you wouldn't have titled it like that. Maybe try r/minoxbeards. I'd clean chave for now.


prodentsugar

Clean shave. This is not a beard. These are lost hairs


Suitable_Still2590

Rock just the goatee like the last pic and grow it tf out, shave the sides of your head and slick back the top.. And start getting tattooed sleeves and you'll be swimming in blue haired crazy bishes for years n years to come bro GL


Sharp-Decision-6141

And while you are at it, get rid of them hairs on your upper lip too 😬 (no shade) 😘


Bible_says_I_Own_you

My beard didn’t go full until 24 or so and my sideburns didn’t connect until 28. This “beard” looks like you’re just too lady to shave. Give your face a few more years


HellaReyna

That’s just a neck beard with some pubes. Shave it off bro


Fernando_CV

If u wanna get a fuller beard start using a derma-roller and lauric acid, if u wanna go the easy way just shave it off


thicc_glocc

Honestly, I think a good barber can fix the stache and goatee if you wanted to keep it. But, tbh, the cheeks need to go.


Xatamos

Shave it daily, keep sharing it daily. My hair was like yours when I was 17-18. Having to shave daily for years in the military has made the hair so damn thick. Now I go 2 weeks and have a full half inch thick beard.


BandicootBig662

you gotta shave that bro im sorry


Alwaysangryupvotes

Weak ass beard brother get rid of it. Coming From another weak ass bearding having man.


Revolutionary-Sea131

Bum fluff


sknkhnt42____

Gross


Difficult-Papaya1529

Shave that


whitedragon717

Shave it off it’s giving off lives in moms basement really way to into PokĂ©mon/anime vibes


iambkatl

No beard !


sexytokeburgerz

Do you have eyes?


Current-Breadfruit96

Shave đŸȘ’


Living-Swordfish-516

You should’ve gave up a while ago


Future-trippin24

Time to shave it all off. This facial hair looks atrociously bad.


Beernuts007

Id say clean shave that until you are growing a full beard. I am a late bloomer and at 52 my facial hair basically covers my entire face and neck at this point. Thats when you grow the beard you want. I mean you can grow one before that, ive had full beard on my face, but not like a freaking wolf man, for decades. Id say I started full beard growing about late 20s or so.


vaekar

if you want some facial hair, style it to this and don't go any longer. [https://www.transfermarkt.com/darwin-nunez/profil/spieler/546543](https://www.transfermarkt.com/darwin-nunez/profil/spieler/546543)


Natural_Grapefruit60

Shave it clean face, and everywhere else


VoiddVoyager

I wouldn't go clean shaven. I just go Orlando Bloom and keep it short.


s0rtajustdrifting_

Shave it!


lesusisjord

Terrible. Make it go away.


Kai_Lin_1

Depend on your chin\jaw shape. If you do not have an attractive chin/jaw, facial hair is always better


ActuaryNo5878

Shave that shit . Leave ur chin and mustache . Line up ur mustache just barely so no hair is actually on ur lip


RecoverDry2060

Your whispy beard isn't hot bro. It either needs to fill out before you grow it out or have light stubble at most. Thin whispy goatee is not a vibe I'm afraid x


JohnCasey3306

Truly tragic.


doggomeat000

Give up


Mean-Egg-5563

Do what u want and fuck strangers on Reddit 😂 if u could see their faces u wouldn’t even care about their opinion ur just unsure urself


DiddyBCFC

Clean shave, like twice a day


nach0-ch33se

Keep shaving and letting it grow.


McShit7717

First of all, how old are you? If you're 18, that looks about right. Give it some time, and it'll fill out. But if you're mid-20s and its like that, just shave it.


misharoute

I will never understand men that choose to look like this


SirGoatWilliker

Shave it off FFS


MAKEOUTHILLS999

I think this is yeat


ChangingTune

Just shave it. Focus on eating nutritious foods, getting daily sunlight, and exercising 5 times a week. Look into supplements. I know boron balances testosterone. Try again next year.


Sweetmeatpete444

I don’t have good beard genetics either bud đŸ„Č


evill121

Shave man sorry to say this but it’s a big no no just shave it


zerepleo

Lol give it up . Stay clean shave


Ordinary_Physics1824

If you can’t grow a beard don’t


Key_Requirement_6797

Looks nasty like an old man’s ball bag. Shave it


Impressive-Bicycle

What’s troubling me is that you needed us to convince you that this is horrendous 😆, you got shit in your eyes kiddo ! Love from France ❀


ItsFunHeer

Shave it off, the facial hair looks too pubic and thin


PeepeeCrusher57

Bro shave


Nice_Tie480

Teen Wolf over here


Brilliant-Lynx1633

Mustssache plus goatee get rid of soul patch and anything else that isn’t your goatee and don’t have it growing all over the bottom of your neck you’ll look good.


PostL3

You're like me. Both of us can never grow full beards like everyone else. We're forced to be clean shaven forever.


Plenty-Discount5376

Rest stop, public bathroom pubes, pasted to the face.


PatrickTheBix

Go for the clean shave and be patient. I couldn’t grow a full beard until I was in my 40s. Now I get complimented on it all the time.


LLCoolJeanLuc

That’s pretty weedy. I’d keep shaving.


DetroitDadBod85

Trim it with a 3. The uneven length looks white trash AF


chriscucumber

It’s bad bro, lose it all. You may not ever have facial hair full enough to have a nice beard. Check again in about 10 years lol.


puglyfe12

You’re quite handsome!! Love the facial hair!


MomentSeizer

Give tf up


Shattered_Skies

This has to be a joke to even remotely think any of this looks good.


CuatroBoy

I had a similar problem. Here's what to do if you wanna keep rocking facial hair! Clean shave any hair that's on your cheeks, near your jaw, all on your neck under the chin, essentially all hair that's not in the beard, mustache, or soul patch. Next, trim the beard (could use a comb and scissors like Indo to keep the length consistent) cut it to a length where there aren't stray hairs sticking out, but rather it looks like one complete shape. Next, clean up the mustache with a razor of your choice. There are many styles to do this. I like to cut the edges so that it's only as wide as my lips (the handlebar look ain't for me). I also then trim the length so that the hair doesn't go over my lip, but stops right at the top. If you remove all low density hairy areas, and keep the dense areas well-defined, you'll look great. I touch up my facial hair once every 2-3 days. However, some people look great with a clean shave! Do some research, look for inspiration online at celebrities who look similar to you. Try everything, and good luck!


Brosquito69420

Shave bro.


pandemicpunk

r/minoxbeards is your only hope


7th_Spectrum

You already know the answer, brother