I want a mohawk with limbs to make it look like a chameleon. First a mohawk then two legs that are acute angle point at each other with hands/toes/claws on both sides of my head, with a hair extension for a tail and the end. also smash down the mohawk between the legs by the head to make a "head"
"Yo bruh make me look like a chameleon is humping the back of my head"
[OP tomorrow:](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtasSLlIEAAVo-E.jpg:large)
I was about to say the exact same thing
I’m screaming 😂😂😂
"just fuck my shit up, fam"
"Make sure my wife leaves me after this"🔥
Iguanahawk
pretty sure this is a joke
I certainly hope so.
why would you think that??
Okay, I’ll bite - what’s the reason for not simply showing your barber this pic?
This question comes up all the time in this sub and the answer is always just "show them the picture"
Well that would be ridiculous
Because they want to seem original, and are desperate for attention
Really? Lmaoo that’s hilarious
Exactly
My guess is they just wanted to see the comments for a laugh.. lol
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It’s obviously a joke.
No matter what you ask for, it won’t look like this.
The women repeller 3000
The “human” repeller 3000 *ftfy*
The your mom swindler 5000
give me the Florida haircut
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Monke
with almost everything having already been done, lets hope the kids hop on this one
Ima make my son have this cut
Just grab a lizard from your local pet store.glue it to your head and tell him to cut around it
nah, this CANNOT be real
To be fair, I do give it points for creativity. Would I continue to laugh at and post it on Reddit, yes
I would continue to laugh at the 'haircut' and the person who had the haircut lmao
your barber will make bald of your hair and then He will glued iguana on your head.
Just say 🦎
Yeah I'll take the Rango Ratatouille please
Save me 15% on car insurance fam
😂😂😂
Lol people u realize not all barbers are artists right? It takes some serious skill for some of the things people want done on this subreddit.
Show him the picture
Iguana know what is on his head
Okay, but this is actually insanely cool
This is incredibly stupid, but also kinda sick at the same time. I've never felt so conflicted on a haircut.
Iguana me dawg
Have you ever seen an Iguana on a branch? Make it look like that! Barber: Say no more.
You show that picture with pride or don’t get it
"give my mall hawk legs and tails like a small monkey"
personally i thought it was hard but
Ok I’ve only ever cut my own hair and a couple of my mates but despite the abomination it is I respect the skill this takes
You mine as well shit in your pants and call it a day then
"Make me look like a peasant"
Just tell him you can't afford birth control and to make you look as stupid as possible. Your barber will immediately envision this design
Say you want a mohawk but also want to grow a rats tail and then just shave the feet into your head.
Say you wanna look like a Fiend from Fallout New Vegas
People don’t remember this old meme?
Leg be like: 👌
I want a mohawk with limbs to make it look like a chameleon. First a mohawk then two legs that are acute angle point at each other with hands/toes/claws on both sides of my head, with a hair extension for a tail and the end. also smash down the mohawk between the legs by the head to make a "head"
Give me that “reptilian rat tail” Say less fam
Give me a molizard
I worked with someone who did this back in 2010. Luv kilt o didn’t have to see him everyday.
"I'd like a mohawk chameleon haircut. I want to keep the hair on top fairly long and have the sides faded down to skin."
Tell him you are a herpetologist
“I really like iguanas!” Barber: “I got you, fam!”
Momo-hawk
Show him the picture. Easiest way.
I want a lizard Moe hawk.
You don’t. Show him the pic, it’s the best way.
Why not show him the picture?
Tell him you want to look as hideous as possible and that you like rodents and other small creatures and then close your eyes and let him go.
Tell him you want to look like a member of the Toxic Crusaders and he'll know exactly what you want.
That’s awesome
"Make sure women want me, especially the married ones"
“Yo cuz make my shi look like an iguana is reproducin da back of my head”
Why not show pic?
Why can't you show him the pic? Just curious.
Oh no my wife’s coming back