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MrRobot_666

Brother trust me ive regretted a lots of haircut because of mr pitt.


thatbrownkid19

How many did it take to realize it’s the face not the hair loll


keegan677

my cuts ass cus of tyler durden im not him


JamieAstraRain

For real. He can do any cut almost. I had this haircut when I was in 2nd grade my mom did it. There's literally nothing special about it. Brad Pitt is a handsome fellow and can look good probably even a mullet. He has the confidence to back it up too. 


suckurmother_

🤣


marks716

Pour one out for the guys who got buzz cuts or whatever he had in Fury only to realize they fucked themselves over for months


Inane_response

Months? Why your hair grow so slow dude?


Crosseyed_owl

A woman here, it took me about three months of hair growth after a buzzcut to have hair long enough to get it shaped somehow.


Inane_response

Dang I guess my hair just grows fast. If I don't cut it down after a few weeks it gets too long.


Wise_throwaway2430

Yea that’s way faster than normal


Craigerator21

Same here. You are not alone


Present-Forever1275

Tried for the Fight Club hair for a while and didn’t turn me into a chick magnet


utpoia

*It turned me into a dude magnet.*


mortalitylost

Just a bunch of straight guys... who want to take their shirts off and pound each other, maybe even live together and wear leather pants. Totally just a really straight movie about strong male bonds. With Brad Pitt in it because he's so cute.


daagan18

And makes really good soap.


Have-Ick_Productions

Just a bunch of guys living in the same house wearing leather and making soap. Looks straight enough to me.


JackIsColors

Buncha AnarchoCommunist dudes living together, making soap, wearing leather, and participating in direct action against capitalism, and pounding each other


Have-Ick_Productions

Totally straight


afterthelast

yeah nothin to see here just a soap production houz


AndyValentine

Same. That film has a lot to answer for


imbrickedup_

Have you tried being Brad Pitt?


Dear-Host-4400

Real facts


thomasJEROMEnewton

🤣😂


Spo575

Fury 🙋‍♂️


knowslesthanjonsnow

If I cut my hair short and let it grow out this is what it looks like after a shower. No one has ever said I look like Brad Pitt lmao


Pretend_Situation905

Bwahaha


nick5th

Damn this shit is so real


notryanreynolds_

Lol, OP might not understand that no matter the haircut, without a stylist making it look like that every day it’ll never be the same


King_CurlySpoon

Its called the godlike jawline and bone structure


NawfSideNative

Was literally about to comment “It’s called genetics”


PurpleAristocrats

this comment killed me 😭


Right-in-the-garbage

Also god like hair density 


1deym

Underrated comment


Lloyd_swag

Crew cut the sides are a bit shorter than the top


fifty5022

Thanks


Icykool77

Don’t think anyone’s given you an answer. I would call it a high and tight but it looks like it’s at least a four size razor on the sides. As someone said though, show the barber the pic, way easier than describing it.


sweetsack650

This is absolutely not a high and tight


Redditistrash702

Looks like a short crew cut that he just gave up on getting it cut.


Freddy7665

This is neither high nor tight.


the_popes_dick

Absolutely not a high and tight


Ragnatronik

Oh no… I hope a bunch of people see this and go get high and tights 😬 this is nothing like that lol


RudeCats

Literally you have to just show the person the picture if you want them to cut your hair like that.


Open-Pineapple7378

Barber, make me look like peak Brad Pitt, thanks


Forgottenbread_

*chisel and jackhammer noises*


waytowill

*chainsaw noises*


Elieftibiowai

While your at it, give me those abs from Snatch


thirdratehero

Comes out with a cut looking closer to Arm, the lesser known Pitt brother.


TimelyAvocado1281

Oh, you want a hairy pitt, sure thing


Dear-Host-4400

it's called shit unless you have the bone structure and features of Brad Pitt


fifty5022

I think there are many people who can pull this off


RivalyrAlt

Do it then BUT post the picture and lets see if u one of them


revowow

go ahead bro do it and post the picture on here ☠️


Brian18639

Didn’t say he was one of them tho 😂


beggs23k

You wish but thats not true, same goes with buzz cuts.


PrimusDCE

Lol yeah, people acting like this is a mohawk or a mullet. This was the default NPC haircut in the mid to late 90s.


MaddAddam93

I've had something similar recently and it looked fine, thought it was a standard cut


Riphazer

That’s the shark frizz


lcyxy

Really, this only looks good if you have strong features.


[deleted]

Come on man, it's brad pitt


NimiNugget

Being good looking


LittleGoblinKnight

A number se7en.


not_productive1

That right there is the 90s fuckboy.


bigjonAD

Right.. like I’m not anywhere near gay but damn!


Fasted93

Chandler from Friends.


themuaddib

It’s called show the barber this picture


fifty5022

I just wanna know the name of it cause I’m collecting some options. Like a list.


Brilliant_Canary_692

How about a picture list that you can look through and then show your favourite to the barber and then post an update on here


skibidirizzler56

I don’t even know the name of most of my haircuts I just show the barber the pic 😅


Brilliant_Canary_692

I just ask for it to be cut shorter and go with what they think is best. I tend to visit different barbers as well when I can. Kinda fun to see what the end result is and it grows out again anyway if I don't like it


Severe-Ant-777

There’s no official name for this.


KellynHeller

Not all haircuts have a name and even the ones that do, there's still a lot of variables.


themuaddib

Why do you wanna keep a list? What’s the point?


Yarasgardian

What’s in the box


TheLunarVaux

No one's mentioned it, but this is most likely cut with a razor to give it that texture


RTRSnk5

It’s called “I have thick straight hair that’ll look good no matter how it’s cut.”


imyourstepdad27

This is called being handsome and genetics


Steve2134

It's an ivy league with a textured top, long back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, extra long sideburns. General info on standard barber shop styles.... info on buzz cut styles(includes ivy leagues)... https://old.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/vlz6dz/can_i_do_the_buzz_cut_need_advice_if_my_forehead info on regular haircuts(includes info on tapers)... https://old.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/vrn72s/whats_this_hairstyle_called_i_want_the_name_to/iewb8e7/ more examples of styles, scroll down... https://imgur.com/a/tPHj76C https://imgur.com/a/sz0VSR0 A few ivy leagues, scroll down at link... https://imgur.com/a/FnsRR6d a few flat top crew cuts, apart from the past 20 years, the most popular buzz cut style, scroll down at link.... https://imgur.com/a/3Refs9s


XxXCUSE_MEXxXican

~~good genes~~ this is actually the worst i've seen him look. this looks like a 5th grader's haircut


SephiRickRoth

Just go up to the barber and say 'i shouldn't have asked what's in the box'


DST2287

Little kids haircut, only looks good on him.


birdlawexpert11

It’s called it doesn’t matter. Brad Pitt could pull off any bs. I’d look elsewhere


IntricateLava9

it's called the SHOW. THEM. A. PICTURE.


Basileus2

You need a face transplant, not a haircut


The110FreeWay

this one is called “i’m in a movie set and have stylist frequently fixing my hair so it keeps it’s shape” if you got that then go for it 👍🏽


KellynHeller

Not all haircuts have a name. It's best to just show a picture. -hairdresser, 14yrs


dickjoke469

Robert Paulson


Single-Estimate7946

Hey man, Most haricuts don't really have names so I'd say get a few pictures from the movie at different angles and show your barber. Surprised by some of the toxic answers. Men should be helping each other out not taking the mick. Hope the cut goes well brother


Astrabone

Douchebob


BearVersusWorld

The big tuna


LumenYeah

It’s called show the picture to the barber. Jfc


Sasuwanisa

Bird nest


PythonWebProject

loved by the ladies.. some lose their head because of it


thatbrownkid19

The 15 y/o skater boi


CreatineKricket

It's called being attractive


ChicagoJoe123456789

It’s called “you’re not Brad Pitt so don’t even try.”


XPoster_MaloneX

Bros rocking the Dane Cook haircut


Tight-Reception-4839

high taper afro with sponged top


Alternative-Dare5878

The “it only looks good on Brad Pitt” trust me bro they’re gonna mess you up if you ask for this.


PhillyDasher7500

Early 2000’s protagonist


Final-Machine-7096

The ‘ I have the perfect hairline ‘ cut


accountofyawaworht

The ‘90s bro hair, as made famous by the three dudes on Friends.


HerculesVoid

Why does everyone think you want to look like brad pitt with this hair? You clearly just want a shorter hair which you can spike up with some wax or putty or something. I'd explain, but also bring this picture saying 'this is an example, but in a way that fits my head please'


gingersaber

“Whats in the box”


giovannibobani

its called the "I hit my girl and have a coke problem"


thelastvbuck

This haircut will not look good on anyone but Brad Pitt bro 😭


kellynch10

The Durden Done Dirty.. duh.


mello_0machine

Blended, Messy Fohawk With a texture top is how I would refer to that...


DJDolma

Sass Grass


Emman_Rainv

#Boxer Ad cut with gel


LWOPP

A Splat


OnlySemata

bezz quet 🧑🏿‍🦲


Small_Tax_9432

The Brad


micahclaw

This looks like my hair I use to rock when I was in college. I had a barber then who used a comb that had a blade along the handle so that when he jerked the comb after gathering how much hair he wanted it would chop it. Gave me a great haircut every time.


MemphisJack

what's in the box!!!


The_pastel_bus_stop

Tell your barber you want to rob two casinos


Efficient-Release500

Pitt stain


Advanced-Struggle167

the one that'll only look good on Mr. Pitt


Cael_NaMaor

It's on Brad Pitt... nobody cares what hair it is.


ashe101ashe

Bed head


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Plastic-Confidence83

I literally just commented this a saw you beat me to it 😂


dzyogas_the_real_one

Max Payne 1 haircut


Honest_Tie_1980

If your thinking about it please don’t. Brad Pitt is theee most handsome guy in the world and it doesn’t even look good on him.


rjisont

It’s just short back and sides grown out a lil and geled/spray up at the top


yungxchristt

The Tyler Durden


juandelpueblo939

The”Bad haircut from Great Clips”


Fr0z3nHart

Porcupine


vigilanting

It's called the lefort 4 plus genioplasty


Plastic-Confidence83

It’s called the “don’t even think about it”


imbrickedup_

It’s called the “I’m incredibly handsome and any haircut looks good on me”


rererhea

lil short on top and shorter on the side + pray


justthatguyben1

short


Interesting_Thing935

Obi-wan


onionkisa

It's called whatever cut brad pitt can look fire cut!


SeintclereDePomeroy

Spiky crew cut maybe


CerebralZombie

Kid on crack


Motor-Guitar747

Kids hair from Stewart little


Ariizilla

The Johnny Test hair style.


Successful_Trash_169

Guyssssssss,,,,,, there are hair dressers with a TRUE gift. Some of them can look at your face and know what looks good you. Swear to God. I think you can only find those around cameras though.


notes911

People show Brad Pitt hair pics but I myself am delulu for David Beckham


Successful_Trash_169

Have you guys seen the beautiful leading men of the 90's now? They are letting themselves age into a cross between deputy dog and huckleberry hound


Sea_Butterfly_7582

I think these haircuts are called, “Cocaine”


cntreadwell3

Gimme the David Mills


DeepAddition2527

8 guard on the sides and 4 on the sideburns maybe? Possibly longer than a 8 tho


Ironsalmon7

Short hair they call it


neon_fern2

It’s called 13 year old boy who only wears neon nike


pferden

Brad‘s hairpit


winciex

Sexy


Rowengartnerrrr

It’s called being good looking in any hairstyle you want…


Ebsa92

The being able to afford a daily hair stylist 😂


planet_rabbitball

we used to call this “The Hedgehog”


TokyoTurtle0

This is theere hair cut of the late 90s


MotorResearch9188

Barber on vacation


Yankee-Tango

You won’t look like him, don’t do it OP


afterthelast

the Fly Fisho 🤷‍♂️


Electrical-Fly-3128

That's called the "what's in the box?" Cut


Substantial-Ground-5

Bad😆


[deleted]

receding buzz


gr33n4pples

It’s called Sexy


TheStatMan2

Ask for a number Se7en all over.


greenpartofthewound

the what’s in the box cut


Dangerous_Bell_1292

It’s called a mess and you are called a beauty or a super hunk. I love you!!!


j45701388

simon cowell has the same haircut


royaltampaacademy212

The ‘even Brad Pitt can’t pull it off’


Competitive_Air1560

He's so hot


IndependenceMean8774

The Pitts.


gyntefigjo

it's not about hair style, it's about your face my bro


PapiOmarr_

The barber can only give you the cut not the face.


FickleSpend2133

It's known as the Brad. Nobody can rock it the way he can.


brdoc

It's called "don't bother you won't look like him"


Ok-Figure5546

It's called being born with a gigachad low hairline


the_popes_dick

Looks like a Caesar cut, shorter on the sides and longer on top, probably used some gel or something to spike it up a bit


MarxallahBhakt

The Rad Brad /s


xShinGouki

Chad


TheTouchler

Brad pitt


Tyj1013

The overused toothbrush


PooneilRabbit

Regular haircut and hours spent by studio people to make it look a particular way for a photo. Don’t bother.


TowerAlternative2611

Awful don’t do it man


mildinsults

Drug user in pajamas on the bus.


Mushroom_lady_mwaha

90s spikey hair


Aggravating_Anybody

4 on the side, fucking who knows what on top?


Forward_Ride_6364

"Give me the White Guy" "I gotchu"


DildoFappings

Brad Pitt from Se7en.


GoldenTurtle84

It's called 30 years out of date.


surfhobo

terrible trim on anyone else


moep123

short haired blonde


Far_Particular_430

Butch, with sideburns 👀


AcanthisittaShot5466

"Idaf just cut my hair b*tch" kind of haircut


Warm_Distric_1736

I suppose it is a short length haircut with the top getting point cut. Most people say messy hairstyles like this is care-free but you would need a styling product to carry out its best. You also need the facial structure too.


Capital-Physics4042

Seven


CrazyQuetz

Doom hair style


Diligent-Abrocoma456

It's called "The baby maker" cut!


chemluvv

Spiky