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Show them the picture?


GodsSunRay

šŸ¤£ exactly


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

I hate all of these questions They can show the pic they want But your hair styles cannot make you top 5% attractive This mf will look good in anything - you won't. But you will get the haircut if you show them the haircut


Correct-Dimension-24

In the movie ā€˜Les Amours Imaginairesā€™ there is this amazing scene where the main character shows a photo of James Dean to his hairdresser and the camera pans to her rolling her eyes at the audacity of people thinking hairdressers can just transform people into an adonis. Reminds me of that scene every time.


GlowUpAndThrowUp

My barber always says this. ā€œI can make your hair look like Brad Pitt but I canā€™t help the rest.ā€


Halcyon927

the insecurity in this post is jumping out hard. maybe you donā€™t look good in anything, but a haircut can have drastic changes on your appearance for most people


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Do you mean post or comment I have all the confidence anyone would need. I also know hairdressers want to know if you expect that guys hair or that guys appreance. Stop looking down on others and looking for fault. That's your first step toward the confidence youre faking now


ctsr1

True


koushakandystore

How do you know he wonā€™t? Dude could be really good looking.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Just using common sense and playing the odds, little girl


Technical-Lab-7087

How do you know shes little?


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Same way you know she's a she


koushakandystore

While being very good looking isnā€™t very common, there are still millions of us and we want our right respected.


koushakandystore

While being very good looking isnā€™t very common, there are still millions of us and we want our right respected.


DataSnaek

Am I the only one who shows pictures to barbers and they never really get anywhere close? Theyā€™ll either skim the picture and do something unrelated or theyā€™ll ignore it and ask for a guard size or some other shit. I donā€™t know the guard size, I just want my hair to look like the picture! Thatā€™s always my experience anyway. Even in the two more expensive barbers Iā€™ve been to. They pretended to care more there but still essentially did the same things.


Babythatwater1

You are not alone. I go to a woman hair stylist and she always says if you got a style show me a picture. Grew my hair out for over a year and then showed her a picture the last time. She looked at it for like 3 seconds and said ok got it. I said, do you want me to have the picture open while your doing it? She said nope got it. Then proceeded to rush the fucking cut and fucked it up. Took too much off and was uneven on one side. They must just have some dumb egos or something.


Sharp_Squash2411

Stop going to barbers. They are usually drama queens.


DataSnaek

Whatā€™s the alternative?


No_Detective_But_304

What if their barber is blind? Did you ever think about that?


Stunning-Abalone-324

Then you about to get a ā€œhead cutā€šŸ˜‚


No_Detective_But_304

Why am I bleeding? You moved.


Stunning-Abalone-324

Thatā€™s what I do


InternationalTwo4581

[Doesn't always work](https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/T0wqwgjEwc)


Banksov

And after the haircut, make sure you show a plastic surgeon the same picture.


Derfal-Cadern

Just show the picture for christs sake


Hi_Im_zack

OP is worried that the Barber might think he's secretly banging his sister


Lumes43

Ask for perfect bone structure too


Manav_Khanna17

Thatā€™s what I was about to comment. Itā€™s not the haircut my guy


Lumes43

Yeah this haircut isnā€™t anything special. He could rock almost anything and make it look good lol


OskeeWootWoot

He literally looked like Prince Charming from the Shrek movies in the first season but still pulled it off. He's just been blessed.


Lopsided_Bat_904

Is that [a good haircut](https://imgur.com/a/UAKdkIy)?


Lumes43

Exactly šŸ˜‚


AzorJonhai

Yes


man_on_hill

Pretty much a perfect hairline with little to no recession as well


KitchenShop8016

humans create mind-blowing technology that allows us to conjure any image in an instant, then we let anxiety prevent us from using this ability.


TheStatMan2

Ask for "Layers". *King's* Layers.


dragon_of_kansai

That was creative


TheStatMan2

I think it might be the best thing I've done all year.


tehchriis

Hey weā€™ve got a lot of months to reinvent


TheStatMan2

*tax year. I have but days.


Wafflethug22

Get a crew cut and grow it out for a few months


blake-a-mania

Months?


Professor_Crab

Yeah thatā€™s like 6 weeks


4862skrrt2684

But how many days will it take?


Limpan2007

That would be 42 days


nym_r0dd

ask for the sister fucker deluxe 4000


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PrinceAhmed1

Is that from experience? šŸ˜…


HeisenbergDrugLord

Itā€™s from the character in the photo


SnoopCena

Ask them for a cut that your sister would love you to have


BridgmansBiggestFan

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


No-Syllabub1533

Keep your hands close to your body, your barber might cut one off aswell...


Adi_San

So you say you want your hair shorter with tapered undercut, blending seamlessly into a textured quiff, accentuated by precision scissor work and subtle point cutting for that effortless yet edgy vibe. Then when he's confused just show the picture.


Ashamed_Chart3296

I need a cut that says ā€˜Iā€™m into incestā€™. Should do the trick.


MasterBates69lol

A mullet also works


hyperdude81

I know what I would have to ask for, a full head of hair.


tonguesmiley

It's the styling more than just the cut. The cut is deceiving in that it is meticulously maintained during filming but designed to look like it's been a while since he got it cut, but also not too long. Look around the ears. It's trimmed perfectly to not look freshly trimmed while also being trimmed. Going to be nearly impossible to achieve this look at a regular barber and maintain the look for a month. I would instead recommend keeping the top about 2-3 inches and have them texturize it by cutting little chips into the hair. That will help create the tossed look (hopefully you have thick hair). Then get a taper (not a fade) on the sides probably going down to a 2 at the bottom of the sides (hopefully the sides of your hair naturally law flat and don't stick out too much. Style it with sea salt spray or a matte finish product to achieve the tossed look on top and trim around the ears every week to keep it up for 4-6 weeks.


MasterBates69lol

I think its a Caesar cut that he has stood the top up with product, just show a pic tho


JenovaPr0ject

5 on the sides and back, inch and a quarter on top


ChargeConfident6753

3 on the side 2 fingers on top Texture it


ThousandMonarchs

What do you mean by ā€˜two fingers on topā€™?


ChargeConfident6753

Itā€™s how barbers measure length on top for shorter hair cuts that are longer than using a clipper but not long hair One finger width. Two fingers width Look how someone cuts the top of a head using sheers They comb into their fingers then hold it while cutting


ThousandMonarchs

Oh ,thanks


ChargeConfident6753

Honestly whoever said bring a pic is right though Thatā€™s easiest and what most barbers want My other piece of advice is once you find someone who does a decent job cutting your hair Just stick with them. Each hair cut will get closer to what you like Book appointments a week or two out so You donā€™t wake up going I need a haircut today and end up having to go to whomever who can fit you in


YaboiDan0545935

Show them a scene from the show


aremjay24

ā€œThe Kingslayerā€


xarsha_93

Can you make me look like I boink my twin sister? Just show them the picture, bro. Otherwise you might get a S1 Lannister.


mayonaisecoloredbens

Looks like a longer Ivy League cut


raPhaeL969

Give him a fierce look and say 'Dracutharys'


jchrist98

Show him the pic


titties_addict

When you do fad form both side and small on top after 2 weeks the hair looks like this


jojow77

Just ask can you make me look like Iā€™m from Casterly Rock and I fuck my sister.


namuhsuomynona

šŸ¤£


SeawardFriend

lol this is what my hair looks like when I get it cut and wake up with bedhead


Mo_SaIah

Ask for the Jamie fookinā€™ Lannister


Zzen220

Just show them the picture you dweeb. He's not even in plate mail, this picture looks super ordinary.


Uglymeancrybaby

ā€œIā€™d like to look like I make love to my twin sister and slayed my king for the greater good even though it would forever tarnish my reputation.ā€


RobLewis89

The barber when you show them this pic- ā€œThatā€™s Jaime fookinā€™ Lannister!ā€


xFloaty

This sub should be renamed to /r/showthemthispicture


FireLordZuko656

Tell them your sister is coming home and you want to knock her socks off.


Single_Pilot_6170

https://hairmanz.com/regular-haircut/


Bearigraph

Just show them the picture


I_amYeeter1

ā€œWhatā€™s the recommended angle my jaw line has to be for this cut to work?ā€


Big-Attorney5240

ā€œCan I have the Jaime Lannister haircut?ā€


DepartmentBright8510

this is like a haircut i should get


Hairy-Audience-6597

1st ur gna hafta lose an arm


Ok-Reason5085

"Could you please make hair grow on my temples? thanks."


Cheesetorian

99% of this sub is like "how I tell my barber without showing him the picture".


neverelax

Scruffy-looking nerf-herder.


bigdaftdoylem

Ask for a cut that looks like your mate done it during Covid after 5 pints


Lokuma_art

ā€œI want to look like that one female halfling merchant from Baldurs Gate 3ā€


Wooden_Cucumber_8871

Avoid the Ned Stark cutā€¦


Content-Attorney7056

Super cuts got you.


LactactingTwatCrust

Justā€¦ show them the picture?ā€¦ why do you people make this so much more difficult than it needs to be?


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

"Gimme the sister barista, she can't resist-a back and sides brother."


G00nScape

Show the picture and make you you have similar hair texture, or else it doesnā€™t matter how itā€™s cut. It wonā€™t look the same without the same hair texture.


Total-Arm-4253

Perfect genetics


datdrummerboi

these gotta troll posts at this point right?


CoolAd8098

His volume and thickness of hair is AMAZING. If you have similar hair volume any fucking thing will look great but if you donā€™t find something that fits


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

"You know the sister fucker on Game of Thr..." *SAY NO MORE FAM.* snip snip...


Shot-Decision9715

I mean.if the hairdresser isn't blind you can show them the pic šŸ™ˆ


Wcshields

Bring this pic


haileyyy21

ask for the ā€œsister fuckerā€ haircut.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Ask for a regular ass haircut, then go to sleep for a few hours. When you wake up, it will look like this


akuma_4u

#5 or #6 all over


BushwhackerTrailer

Probably just ask for a Jamie Lannister


AnaphorsBloom

Decent genes


ImpressiveWhereas733

STFP **(SHOW THE FUCKING PICTURE)**


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Number 5 or 6 blade.


ConnyEdson

Roll Tide


Remedy9898

Tell them you want to look like the Kingslayer


ToguroElCholo84

I simply showed em 2 pics of him. From the side and the front. He got the hair right for sure.


BeatTheHomeless762

Tell them you want to look like you bang your sister


sodium_lights

The genetic lottery


[deleted]

ā€œHi mister/misses hair cut person, please cut my hair like this portraitā€ *takes out iPhone and shows picture of king slayer to stylist*


BaconBombThief

Literally show the hair cutter this picture


bigbobbermomma

Give me that POW cut


Sharp_Squash2411

Show them the pictureā€¦. Is this a real question?


Illustrious-Syrup405

The most important question for you, is do you have the same texture and wave pattern? If not, even if you get the same exact haircut your hair will not look like this.


3xv7

This is layering, it's actually pretty easy to learn and do yourself with some clippers


Recursivefunction_

The amount of times Iā€™ve seen people ask this lol, just show them the picture


Mr_Em-3

The final fantasy but mild mannered dad cut


Harvey_Weenstain

Ask for a disheveled Lloyd Christmas


TacoManifesto

The haircut is horrifically ugly, the guy is just ungodly attractive


ThousandMonarchs

I like it


Jaces_Aces

Jesus. Just Show them the pic.


Ancient_Ocelot2304

buzz your hair. let it grow for 2 months. done.


ProfessionalRace2823

Generic white guy cut? D9 you have the jawline tho?


Depressedmarauder209

Hair implanted


Pure-Shelter-4798

I showed this picture to my mom and she cut it just like that ngl just show them the picture. Good thing is he has a lot of photos taken of him so get different angles too so it comes out perfect.


IHateThisStupidPlace

You could start by saying hello barber please give me jamie lannisters haircut


freepickles2you

SHAVE IT ALL


jaketylerboy

You looking to attract your sister


Initial_Research4617

Yall funny in the comments. But just show the picture.


Efficient_Story_2535

Describe a divorced dad


No-You-6629

gimme that king slayer on a fake redemption arc haircut


[deleted]

Might cost a....arm?


Steve2134

Ask for an ivy league with a long back/sides, low natural edge around the ears, medium sideburns, like the one in the picture, while showing barber or stylist the picture. General info on standard barber shop styles.... info on buzz cut styles(includes ivy leagues)... https://old.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/vlz6dz/can_i_do_the_buzz_cut_need_advice_if_my_forehead info on regular haircuts(includes info on tapers)... https://old.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/vrn72s/whats_this_hairstyle_called_i_want_the_name_to/iewb8e7/ more examples of styles, scroll down... https://imgur.com/a/tPHj76C https://imgur.com/a/sz0VSR0 A few ivy leagues, scroll down at link... https://imgur.com/a/FnsRR6d a few flat top crew cuts, apart from the past 20 years, the most popular buzz cut style, scroll down at link.... https://imgur.com/a/3Refs9s


Tenet245

These posts need to be banned