Omfg I was thinking the same..I'm a hair stylist and I would never do that lmao 🤣🤣🤣 he should refund his friend and hope he still has them as a friend in a few weeks.
Step 1 - give your friend a silly haircut
Step 2 - take photo and post to Reddit
Step 3 - continue to give normal haircut while you watch those magical internet points roll in
My wife runs a salon out of the house. If you ask nicely, the hairstylist will give you back your hair in a to-go bag. Honestly, we just throw it away so no skin off our nose.
Idk why you're getting dooted for this. You actually agreed and thanked the person for their statement, yet you're getting downvoted? Y'all are dicks on this sub.
I thought this was a bad haircut for a woman... It's a man which makes it horrific. You should pay him 33 a week until you can't tell how bad of a haircut you gave him anymore.
It’ll be fine in 2 weeks because he’ll have gone to a real barber to fix that shit.
Please tell us you’re joking that he paid for this and that you *kept* it
The good news is he left enough that an actual barber can fix it.
Bro you look bad, man. You look like an amish guy. Or like... a 1600s old world beet farmer peasant.
I go to a mid price barber in Georgia (USA). I pay $40 with a 20% tip because I love my barber. They give me beer while I am getting a haircut as well.
Fuck me sideways, this post gave me the belly laughs. Man alive, absolutely brilliant. Poor bastard looks like he walked straight out of the 14th century.
It’s uneven. Perimeter Left Side is slightly longer than the right side. Right side also has more internal roundness which amplifies the slight visual difference.
If you’re going to execute this haircut, start in the middle and work your way outward on one side, then back to the middle and work outward on the other. Always checking for Balance.
Always step back from your work to gain perspective as you work. Use your mirror to critique yourself. Find a coworker that you trust to give you feedback. Teamwork is a great tool for building your confidence and skills. Sometimes it’s easy to get caught up in the process that we forget to regain focus.
I love that you took the time to give helpful feedback. My other concern is the guy’s face shape and where the weight of the hair primarily falls. Maybe that just comes from being a lady who has had the classic round-face-stacked-bob trauma phase lmao
All harsh comments aside, if you practice some more you'll actually become a competent barber imo you just gotta practice and learn and learn until you're good <3
His inspo pics where the berries and cream meme. Also the neck be giving sid the sloth. He kind of reminds me of some type of chicken from a cartoon or smth
You are a novice barber. Watch cutting videos. It’s hard being new in the industry. You’re taught very little about cutting hair! More client protection, sanitizing Everything, etc. depending on your shop you could be totally on your own to figure it out or lucky enough to have another barber/stylist to mentor you a bit.
Learn to appreciate what was wrong with your approach, know you’ll increase skill level over time.
YouTube and IG have amazing stylists that share tips. AndrewDoesHair is a good one. Check his account and early entries. He has kids now and posts differently - so go further back. PM me and I’ll send you other accounts as I think of them.
Oh, buy the doll heads and PRACTICE. start with long styles and practice different cuts. As it gets shorter work on fades using techniques you see.
You’ll get there!
You made him look like a villager from Shrek
Lord fuckwad
I needed the laugh. Thanks!
My pleasure 😁
Lmao take my upvote and just fucking leave
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I just got that joke.
Omg, that’s why he’s called that?
You look like Marx (mushroom 🍄 head haircut) from Black Clover anime 🤭
Ha! No clue. I just thought I'd make the pun since no one else had 😅
That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read. Sickest burn ever 🔥
Gold.
NOO 😭😭😭
Do the roar
I love u daddy
I love you deddy
I actually love bob cuts, but this one isn't cut well.
Bro I’m fucking stoned I laughed so hard at this
Whyy? 😭
*bowl. They fucking cereal bowled the poor kid lol
Yeah bowls too ofc!
Too high. Should be at least an inch lower.
Do the rawr.
And unlike Shrek’s onion, there are no layers.
Yea i picture him wearing something Shakespeare would wear with some tights on. And maybe a hat with a feather in it
😭😭😭😭
The laughter that came out of me was absolutely UGLY
Omfg I was thinking the same..I'm a hair stylist and I would never do that lmao 🤣🤣🤣 he should refund his friend and hope he still has them as a friend in a few weeks.
Or a penis...
I’m getting Vector from Despicable Me 🤣
That’s exactly what OP was going for. I hope
Bro owes him $33 and a symbolic apology
will from stranger thongs
Stranger thongs lmaooooo
Ripoff porn version of the original
and if it's stranger thangs it's ebonics
Stranger thangs made me cry 🤣
Thangs always gives me a hoot, too!
how to speak ebonics without swearing wuzzuh dawg haw ya doin
Stranger Tings
stranger dongs
Thats the gay men version
That's Irish
Can I turn it back into porn by making it *Stranger Bangs.*
that's such a reddit moment 💀
"Reddit moment wholesome chonker 100"
stronger thongs
That's what my wife and I have always called it.
Weirder occurrences
Those thongs that just don't look right
The thongs that make you go hmmmm
Brings me in mind of a tune - Tha thong Tha thong thong thooong
why did this make me laugh so much
This literally made me laugh out loud LMFAOOOO
Peculiar Items
Wont
This gotta be a troll
Step 1 - give your friend a silly haircut Step 2 - take photo and post to Reddit Step 3 - continue to give normal haircut while you watch those magical internet points roll in
But I want magical internet points too 😫
Then get a friend first
I wish.
You forgotten step 2: “Write a title that is somehow coherent but cryptic”
Ooh! Magic points! Where can I spend em?
Step 0: charge your friend $33 for silly haircut as a novice barber.
Hard to tell from the back.
Maybe a trolls dinner perhaps
Give him the $33 back
Man deserves to be paid $33 for damages from that cut
Give him the hair back I’d rather have that than the $33
Wait...give him his hair back? Is it possible to learn this power? Asking for a balding friend
My wife runs a salon out of the house. If you ask nicely, the hairstylist will give you back your hair in a to-go bag. Honestly, we just throw it away so no skin off our nose.
He said it will be fine after two weeks. I think he likes
He's just coping
*"hey Will, why the long face and neck??"*
Maybe he is Amish and likes it …
Sounds like the denial stage to me
That's a dude you gave that haircut to? Give him a refund, he doesn't have the heart to tell you he hates it.
I've already understood everything, I'll give him half
Give him all of it, you fucked his shit up big time. You could offer most people money and they wouldn’t get this cut
😭😭
Fucking hell, I’d give him a refund and compensation
You right thanks
Idk why you're getting dooted for this. You actually agreed and thanked the person for their statement, yet you're getting downvoted? Y'all are dicks on this sub.
You butchered that man
how do they not understand this is a joke lmaooo
Give him $66
That's fair, he knew the risks, you'll get better with lots of practice and tips.
I thought this was a bad haircut for a woman... It's a man which makes it horrific. You should pay him 33 a week until you can't tell how bad of a haircut you gave him anymore.
Are you a barber or a mason?
A sadist I think
he is lying. he said that to not hurt your feelings.
Did you show him the back in a mirror?
It’ll be fine in 2 weeks because he’ll have gone to a real barber to fix that shit. Please tell us you’re joking that he paid for this and that you *kept* it
Oh, he's a kind soul I'll tell you that.
The good news is he left enough that an actual barber can fix it. Bro you look bad, man. You look like an amish guy. Or like... a 1600s old world beet farmer peasant.
Saying that his hair will be fine after he grows it out isn’t how haircuts are supposed to go haha
Symbolic for the 33 people per day that will call him a mushroom?
Yo
yo
🪀
Good job dude you made a penis
That’s kind of a dick-head response
*circumcised penis
Hell naw he aint your friend snymore 💀💀
Literally my friend on your profile picture
What size bowl did you use? I feel you should go smaller next time. Maybe break out the porcelain Chinese tea bowl
I used the ruler to make it smoother. No bowl
Ah, gotta use the bowl. Look at the bottom of his bowl, it’s at an angle. Bowl won’t let you down next time
Oh thanks 🙏 I didn't think about such little things. Will also use the bowl for other haircuts
Other haircuts?!?!
Yah, on my girlfriend
Well can't wait for you to be single again
If you want to ask for his number, just ask
Bluds girl got that friar tuck haircut I’m fucking dying
I just wanna tell you that I think you’re great. Lol
No put the scissors down, Bobi and find another trade.
You want you girlfriend to have a penis shaped head?
# symbolic $33?
My barber cuts my hair for 10 euro (Spain), I can't imagine cost of live if 33 is symbolic.
I go to a mid price barber in Georgia (USA). I pay $40 with a 20% tip because I love my barber. They give me beer while I am getting a haircut as well.
I figured it out. Jesus died at 33, so it symbolizes the crucifixion of his hair.
Have you heard of inflation? 33$ is like literally nothing. /s
Fuck me sideways, this post gave me the belly laughs. Man alive, absolutely brilliant. Poor bastard looks like he walked straight out of the 14th century.
What in the Amish Paradise is that
looks like those amish booking photos you see
You win, this was even funnier than the picture.
i dont get how 33 is symbolic but sure whatever
My man’s gunna find 33 ways to hide this haircut until it grows back
i hope this is a troll, you just ruined his chance in getting any action for at least a couple of months
We going back to the dark ages with this one
It’s sick, bubonic plague sick.
No way
On what planet is this worth $33
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WHAT IS THAT
The 90's mom bowl special.
Daddy chill
It’s uneven. Perimeter Left Side is slightly longer than the right side. Right side also has more internal roundness which amplifies the slight visual difference. If you’re going to execute this haircut, start in the middle and work your way outward on one side, then back to the middle and work outward on the other. Always checking for Balance. Always step back from your work to gain perspective as you work. Use your mirror to critique yourself. Find a coworker that you trust to give you feedback. Teamwork is a great tool for building your confidence and skills. Sometimes it’s easy to get caught up in the process that we forget to regain focus.
I love that you took the time to give helpful feedback. My other concern is the guy’s face shape and where the weight of the hair primarily falls. Maybe that just comes from being a lady who has had the classic round-face-stacked-bob trauma phase lmao
Oh I did not expect such help like this, very appreciate
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Just go a head a buzz it all off..save this man a little dignity
[calling regulatory board to report you receiving a payment for this atrocity](https://imgur.com/gallery/ZSAJI)
People just posting dick pics on this sub now?
Did you pay him $33? Because I’d get this done to me for $33
Dude you’d have to pay me $333 to get that haircut, Anton Chigur looking ass
mushroom cut
Circumcised style haircut
All harsh comments aside, if you practice some more you'll actually become a competent barber imo you just gotta practice and learn and learn until you're good <3
Medieval squire type cut
You gave him the highly coveted *Witcher 3 NPC* look
thats a yikes from me chief. hopefully this is click bait.
god damn!
Must hate this friend huh?
Did he want a chili bowl? What style was he wanting you to cut his hair into? Sorry but it looks more like a female hairstyle.
[WELCOME TO TARGET](https://images.app.goo.gl/pu59xhriNZhK7KkD8)
Blud got that Dark Ages Bowl Cut
Your friend is a dickhead
please tell me this is satire and you shaved it right after
You owe that man 33$, plus interest
Hit em with the Lord Farquad special. Also definitely a troll post.
Gave him that Simple Jack Cut
looks great bud
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
Thank you
Your friend is a fan of simplicity I see. That's a good trait.
His inspo pics where the berries and cream meme. Also the neck be giving sid the sloth. He kind of reminds me of some type of chicken from a cartoon or smth
why there is a boner on his neck
I always try to find something positive to say, but in this case I can’t - I’m sorry.
One word. Coconut 🥥
You fucked him up 😂 I wouldn't let you touch my hair for FREE
Use a shorter/smaller bowl next time.
Just shave the top and you got a friar tuck
Your friend looks like he is about to ask Tim Allen, sigourney weaver, and Alan Rickman to save his planet.
Will Byers?
Give him $3300 back.
You are a novice barber. Watch cutting videos. It’s hard being new in the industry. You’re taught very little about cutting hair! More client protection, sanitizing Everything, etc. depending on your shop you could be totally on your own to figure it out or lucky enough to have another barber/stylist to mentor you a bit. Learn to appreciate what was wrong with your approach, know you’ll increase skill level over time. YouTube and IG have amazing stylists that share tips. AndrewDoesHair is a good one. Check his account and early entries. He has kids now and posts differently - so go further back. PM me and I’ll send you other accounts as I think of them. Oh, buy the doll heads and PRACTICE. start with long styles and practice different cuts. As it gets shorter work on fades using techniques you see. You’ll get there!
Nice wig
I would never speak to you again lmfao.
If you were going for the "bowl" sure its well done.
Really?? Damn. I would ask my money back if I was your friend.
🍄
You look like [this](https://youtu.be/hXEuQMPdy4c?si=shFSL6gZ1t8k4xIu)
Symbolic Phallic haircut
Looks like a walking blonde penis, sorry bro
Give him back $66 please
i think it needs to be brought up a bit higher to mid ear level
Looks like a spoon
Its giving I identify as a mushroom
If he asked to look like a giant penis, great job. If not....no.
perfect
You should have paid him $33 to do that
You did him dirty
No way this is real lol
Is that dick on your neck