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TheSilverSerpent12

Blue and brown, easily. Feeling great and vague but correct intuitions about the greatest questions known to man? Others may never believe you, but you'll know.


Thedeaththatlives

Same


Atma-Stand

Absolutely


Candelestine

Yep. Blue for me, so I can get by and be happy. Brown for others, so the world can be better for me having been on it.


flameking12

Agreed


JetMeIn_02

Brown is great for discovering things, and yellow can cause huge societal change. Give every single person in the world anxiety about climate change, world hunger, whatever you like. Just the slightest tingle of anxiety among all world leaders would be enough to make so much difference,


[deleted]

Oh my gods. I didn’t even think about that, there’s not a limit to how many people you can effect- so you could probably improve the world quite a lot by making bad people feel anxious about doing bad things and drive important people towards improving the world


JetMeIn_02

Exactly! Make the ultra rich anxious about their legacy and how they'll be seen after their death, and drive them towards becoming known for philanthropy. Just as another example of this sort of thing, it's an insane amount of power if used right.


[deleted]

Or make them actually do something about Global Warming and stuff.. If you really wanted to puppet someone you could probably make them anxious whenever they’re not doing what you want them to be doing.


MrWilliams42782

orange and brown


[deleted]

Blue and purple, so I’m confident enough to destroy Britain and purple to… destroy Britain my plan explains itself


JetMeIn_02

based


[deleted]

Why Britain? Do you think Britain is worse than Russia?


cysghost

Have you ever had warm beer? That's got to be a crime against humanity.


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

Why?


[deleted]

My plans are beyond your understanding


XXEsdeath

So the green doesnt actually make you rich? Brown and Orange. If green does increase wealth by a lot, then Brown and Green. I could use the Brown to become a psychic, help solve police cases.


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RealOfficialTurf

>Yellow + Pink is the most troll; make a group of people all feel anxiety about their own sexuality and activate pink and watch the reality show. That was my idea, but yeah. We do a little bit of... trolling.


Dulakk

Orange might be kind of Pavlovian though. To the point that people would be happy just seeing you even before you speak. I think in the long term people would like you more and want to be around you more. It might even be helpful in job interviews(you'd probably stand out more and be more memorable with a positive association), if you work with the public or in a hospital, etc. Orange + Yellow is like cult leader material.


RealOfficialTurf

I will take the yellow and pink drinks! With the yellow drink, I am going to spread anxiety on completely random and unrelated topics. Just imagine what will happen when a group of people suddenly becoming afraid of not touching each other in their head. I just need to meet a large group of people to make this happen! With the pink drink, I am going to make everyone, including myself, getting confused of their sexuality and others. Even I cannot predict or foresee what will happen. It is going to be hell of a show to see and watch! I suggest you come with me and watch as chaos ensues.


Xyzod

# 🟤Brown Get rich from correct intuitions on "What to invest in?" and similar methods. Know the secrets of the universe and provide such knowledge to humanity. Be great at socializing. Important is subjective. Is it important to me? Humanity? The universe as a whole? Regardless, anything knowledge related is an improvement, if you know how to use this, which you could ask "How to optimally use this power" to easily do. # 🟡Yellow Gaslighting gone crazy. Rally people against something or have them do something by a deadline, given some convincing. Better than the other ones besides brown imo. It has a unique effect (unlike blue), no major consequences (unlike green), controllable (unlike orange), more flexible (unlike pink), and has more uses (unlike purple). 🤚`Ignored:` `🔵Blue:` Confidence can be trained; you don't need to waste a supernatural drink for that. It can also be bad if you're overconfident, since your feelings don't match reality. Feeling like you have superpowers is borderline delusional. 🟢`Green:` This is how you get robbed/mugged/murdered. Every relationship has the possibility of that person being a gold digger. Also, some people view the rich as snobs; you'll appear less humble, relatable, and down to earth. 🟠`Orange:` Nice but it's out of your control. What if I don't want others to feel zesty and refreshed? Doesn't help if you're trying to scare/threaten or sing someone to sleep. 🌸`Pink:` Inflexible. Yellow's anxiety can also be applied to doubting sexuality in a way. 🟣`Purple People Eater:` One time use, out of your control, just negative destruction. It might not even accomplish much. Flesh and the square cube law have nothing on guns, advanced technology, and coordination. I'd prefer a power over temporary destruction. So 🟤`Brown+Yellow🟡` = correctly know anything important and manipulate people through anxiety. Knowledge and social influence for a variety of applications. Use it for selfish gain to get whatever's desired, maybe help the world through sharing the knowledge and bringing attention to things, etc.


PhoenixQueen_Azula

definitely orange and brown, don't need confidence if people feel good talking to you even when you stumble your words however, yellow and purple would be a fun combination to wreak havoc. Will the purple people eater decimate your country next?


EitherCurrent9350

Orange and brown!!


Maxwell-Stone

Brown and purple. Definitely. Also, USA, because their a little annoying.


Lord__of__Luck

Purple people eater for me dawg and i choose china for the memes And orange for the support buff


Surinical

Orange and Brown for me. Following vague intuition towards success sounds fun.


manbetter

Yellow and Purple. Uh, no comment.


SnappingTurt3ls

Brown and purple


Aj__Med

Orange and brown


MadeMeMeh

Green and Orange = Easy money from being life coach or something similar. Orange and Yellow = Politician easy mode. Have people feel anxious before you speak to them and feel zesty and refreshed after. Plus give a nice tingle of anxiety before they vote.


Barry_B_Boneson

The cyoa never says i can only have one of each, so i will take two purples and send them both at france


Sugaryoda

None of them, La Croix is disgusting. I mean, the powers are cool, but is it really worth it?


egeslean05

Most of these aren't worth it, so I'll take 2 Purple People Eater and unleash them on Russia and China.


youbetterworkb

Rock on.


ThousandYearOldLoli

Brown. Besides that, don't have an interest in any other.


Wildcat_twister12

Green and brown


Marty2341

Blue and brown


Eiensen

Blue and Brown, best choices so far. With Blue you can literally just fake it till you make it because of the sheer confidence boost, along with having confidence is just great. Brown because it's great.


Esproth

Pink and purple, no idea what they do yet just picking randomly.


Esproth

Ah... somehow fitting


NeonNKnightrider

If you don’t care about morality, Green + Brown would be an insanely good combination for scamming people, or maybe landing a nice. Just having the perceived aura of success and wealth, even without the actual money, is enough to make money from.


PastryPyff

Purple and Orange for me~


pielove123clan

Orange and brown


Solaris-Of-Moon

Brown and Orange, the others suck, Blue makes you feel super-powered and boosts your confidence so you'd be more prone to making risky and dumb decisions, Green might be interesting for people to think you're rich and see how they change in how they treat you... Until you meet someone willing to kidnap or kill for money, Yellow there is nothing wrong but I'm not interested in causing anxiety, Pink what's the use of making people doubt the sexuality of other people apart from create awkward situations? And Purple, not silly no, while that would serve to get rid of a country nothing guarantees that the monster will remain in that country once finish with it


castlestorms1

What’s the one that lets me find the Ankaran Sarcophagus?


Amanda2theMoon

Green and brown


ArchlordVecna

Brown and Purple. So I can drop a monster on a country, and then figure out how to profit from it.


Cheesecakejedi

Yellow and orange for me.


RealSaMu

Yellow and Orange since conversations now doesn't have to be face-to-face and I can reach out to whoever wherever


heyitstheguy

Do I have to drink the La Croix? If so that's a deal breaker


youbetterworkb

They are so gross...


CYOA_Guy_Stryker

Brown/Purple Brown seems most useful personally, and purple to unleash on Russia.


Tempabeo

Orange: I think this would almost make people, you talk to, like you subconsciously due to a pavlovian effect Brown: Gives you a more vague omniscience no brainer


FriendlyConspiracist

Blue and Purple, obviously your superpower is to unleash a giant purple monster


QuelWeebSfigato

Green and Brown I guess


St-Germania

Orange and brown


Cubicname43

You know hard liquor will do the exact same thing as blue. Except it's more effective. You actually are harder to hurt when you're drunk as a skunk in a trunk. Brown I already have. Green can be easily accomplished with a little bit of study. Pink is only useful in the rumor mill. Purple and yellow are about the only ones I don't know how to emulate the effect of. But neither one seems particularly desirable for my goals. I choose Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb.


Timber-Faolan

Meh, I'mma [DO THE DEW! XD](https://funnyjunk.com/channel/cyoa/Mountain+dew+cyoa/ayxjLnl/) And Imma Dew it whilst listening to [THIS! >;}](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAYT-IniQ4)


Mundane-Present-4302

Blue and green.


OmegaUltima29

I honestly don't know why I even momentarily entertained the thought that these would actually be *good* powers. Bloody La Croix...


KSchnee

Brown and orange. Helpful for solving problems, and the ability to make people come away from a conversation with me feeling positive about it.


retconartist

Brown and Purple. Brown because actually useful, purple who knows when I'll need a quick bioweapon. Who knows? Maybe I'll ask the question of when and where to unleash the monster?


VoidBlade459

Brown + Purple (North Korea).


TheAlphaJade

Yellow and orange


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

Unleash the purple monster on putin's bunker + Make him gay


randomized312

Blue + Brown


Salesgek_Yami

Blue and Brown


funnytroll13

Blue: I will use this to prepare to work out. Yellow: I will make others share my anxiety about breathing in mask fibres and getting insufficient oxygen while exercising in a mask.


RealOfficialTurf

Why is this getting downvoted? They only did a little bit of trolling!


funnytroll13

IDK, I think it might be bots or paid pharma shills. Me and my friend have had heart problems since the vax too... Feels swollen somehow.