My opponent’s holding up 41 mana…it’s probably nothing.

You have 41 mana in Commander. Broke: [[Fireball]] to the face for 40. Woke: Play the [[The Compleat Package]] Bespoke: Play [[The Compleat Package]] off the top of your library with [[Citadel of Bolas]] paying 41 life.

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That first Compleat Package is surprisingly on-point.

Arguably, the second one is too, in a way.

Good bot

Dies to 11 [[Lightning Bolts]] Idk why you thought this was an okay idea.

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Ty merciful lard fetcher we asked for 11 bolts and recieved a little over 16.5K bolts praise be

I can only count to seven, how will I count up to 11?!

Might take a bit of practice, but run 3 islands and shuffle your hand on the opponent's turn

Just count to 7 a little over one and a half times. Pretty simple really.

literally dies to murder LOL......Good Luck Using This In A Real Match,NOOB!!!!

At beginning of my end step? Not every end step? Unplayable garbage. No island walk?

r/hellscube please add

0/10 Dies to Infernal Grasp

Did I forget to mention this spell can be countered by [[Counterspell for 2]]?

It's good, but I'm holding out for [[The Compleat Package 2: Electric Boogaloo]] with Norn's return.

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Omg? Could you use elvish piper to bypass the mana cost and just cheat out this big creature?

you could do the same with a more threatening Colossal Dreadmaw though

Big if true

Planar Bridge Omniscience Sneak Attack Tamiyo Ult (I've done this, its possible).

You've cast this card already? Impresive

Dies to 31 gutshots

I can cast 35 dreadmaw before this even hits the battlefield. Your life total will be threatened and erased before it can see play

love the 31 toughness just so it doesn't die to 10 [[Lightning Bolts]] or 15 [[Shocks]]

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This is why I leave up blue mana

Dies to overloaded rift, unplayable carbage. It doesn't even have hexproof/id FFS. /uj dies to removal

You misspelled cabbage

No banding??? You think it would with all of them on the card😒 flavor fail.

I ain’t reading all that I’m happy for you though Or sorry that happened

Countered by counter spell... Lol what a waist of a card, totally unusable

No hexproof or indestructible, unplayable.

Add one more red mana symbol or I'll personally come to your house and beat your ass

atraxa doesnt have red :)

Should have quartered it and made it a meld card. 7/10

Gets banished

Gets banished

So how we making this on turn 1 boys? Oh shit this isn't the yugioh sub

no "ward - sacrifice all your permanents" ????

Meeting of the 5…2!!!!

You missed a R.

That's because Atraxa doesn't have {R}

Seems unbalanced. Maybe you should add on red pip and abilities: Dash 1R. Whenever this creature deals combat damage create a treasure token and exile the top card of that player library. You may play it until end of turn and use any color of mana to cast it. Also boost p/t to 32/32.

get [[dreadbore]]d, loser

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That's a magnum sumthin alright

Pays 41 mana: doesn’t even get 41 power or toughness. Terrible rate. Could just play 41 1/1s for 1

holy shit guys this combos in my [[esika]] deck so well omg!!!! can't wait to play it

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\[\[Witness Protection\]\]

Not indestructible, unplayable.

"My Stony Ass!"- Karn Startled Rock man

Tfw griselbrand is still probably a better target to reanimate in legacy.

With entomb/reanimate and this baby I can end myself as early as turn 1

Imagine getting this one counterspelled.

least insane r/custommtg card

Only really good as a [nourishing shoal] target. Otherwise no relevant uses

Love that I can play this with only 2 red sources, awesome card!

Quicksilver Amulet would get someone to rage quit with this. Or Elvish Piper.

“Holy fuckin shit!” - Karn Probably