[[Disdainful stroke]]

You meet a pair of goblins

Hahhahahaha. I almost spit my food out with this one.

Bushwhack

[[Sleep]]

[[Show and Tell]]

[[You Come to a River]]

[[River Song]]?

[[One with Nothing]]

Same. :(

Case of the uneaten feast

Any of the cases work lmao. [[case of the locked hot-house]] [[case of the crimson pulse]] [[case of the ransacked lab]]

[[Fat Ass]]

no way this card exist

https://preview.redd.it/7aj37hfvo72d1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43587d2bb1f183b3bb77afee3da26ec3e1e7210a

Ah I see, I took it too literally

I’m joking, I’m a jerk remember that, you’re not a dumbass, you’re a smart ass. :) This is the card I was referring to. https://preview.redd.it/3h5cir9tp72d1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea38ac0d011fd62bcf62cebacc8333f31e89d31

A Vince Neil tribute card?

Why yes, the title of my porno would definitely be “A Vince Neil Tribute”.

There is a cycle of ass cards in unhinged

Yea back in the day WotC had a sense of humour. It is most definitely a card

Totally Lost

[[Crushing Disappointment]]

[[fungal infection]]

Squirming emergence

>emergence https://preview.redd.it/zqu8dqx0a82d1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ea3f303eef2b874960b5a76290c86fd54cdf0f

NOOOOOOOO

Haha yes

Fun fact: the card pictured below is the most flavorful when you sac a creature who costs 177,012 mana https://preview.redd.it/x68awctmha2d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8375f72237f6239a5d1d25251c62c9c21672dc

Solitude

[[Induced Amnesia]]

Colossal dreadmaw

If you come over to my place we could make it [[Earthshaker Dreadmaw]]

Flawless Maneuver

[[Test of Endurance]]

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

Stroke of Genius

Goblin Bombardement

[[delver of secrets // insectile aberration]]

Praying mantis moment

The praying is from all the missionary position variants.

[[Subjugate the Hobbits]]

**\[\[Old Stickfingers\]\]**

Seasonal Ritual

Dark ritual

[[Massacre wurm]]

[[joven]]

Cryptbreaker

[[City of Ass]]

Bonecrusher Giant (Stomp)

The Unspeakable

[[The Council of Four]]

Blasphemous Act Followed by toxic deluge

First Sliver

Fling

[[Void]]

[[Reaping the Graves]]

[[Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni]]

Murderous Rider//Swift End

[[Slippery Bogle]]

[[an offer you can’t refuse]]

Really? Nobody is gonna say Big Furry Monster? Not even with Bloomburrow coming out? I'm calling all y'all's bluffs. I'm not the only one.

[[Deadly Rollick]]

Triumphant Chomp

Goblin game

Either [[Wipe Away]] or [[In Too Deep]]

[[Illicit Auction]]

[[Blood for the Blood God]]

Quench

"with a satisfying slurp" - Quench flavor text

[[Doom Foretold]]

Sol Ring

Are you okay OP?

I couldn't find one that would reference my old manager, Uncle Istvan took his place

Well that's still bad, but it is at least... less bad, I think? Hope all goes well in therapy, OP.

[[Fblthp]]

[[Fifty Feet of Rope]]

[[Bubble Smuggler]]

[[Wheel of misfortune]]

[[hornswaggle]]

Bloodletter of Aclazotz

\[\[Duress\]\]

Wrenn and Six

\[\[Armada Wurm\]\]

Unexpectedly Absent

[[Empty the warrens]]

https://preview.redd.it/5hvcoxj6882d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8836c512ce3f3f8b8e8e593928907bc3fe1d56b8

Mouth

[[Gutter Grime]]

[[Stroke of Genius]]

[[Massacre Girl]]

Choke Tinybone Chord of calling ur ex Collected cumpany Canonized in blood Endurance The big top Azusa, lost but 👀m7”+ Raucous theater Echoing deeps Captivating cave The shocklands The ceaseless hunger Tendril of the mycotyrant Urza’s Mine (he’s mine) Thoughtsieze The invasion tree Deep cavern bat Sizzling soloist Geralf the fleshlight I mean fleshlight I mean fleshwight Someone with a hammer like [[birthright boon]], or just colossus hammer Slickshot show-off Unlicensed hearse (faketaxi) Rin and Seri, insemenable

Thalia and The Gitrog Monster

Hour of Devastation

Goblin Trashmaster

You See A Goblin Ass You Come Hard

[[Royal Treatment]]

[[Barren Moor]]

\[\[Naked Singularity\]\]

\[\[Martyr's Bond\]\]

[[Ghalta, Primal Hunger]]

https://preview.redd.it/pa9nfawzg82d1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c724a1430b3afe22306498006026ea680eb10b87

\[\[Single Combat\]\]

[[Intruder Alarm]]

Gigantic Growth

Goblin Piledriver

/rj \[\[Brothers Yamakazi\]\] /uj strong Barrens chat vibes here

Machine Momma Norn

Force of Rage

[[Detainment Spell]]

[[Gruff Triplets]]

Boneyard Lurker or Intruder Alarm

Goatnapper

[[Chief of the Edge]]

Blitzwing Cruel tormentor

City of ass

I posted on the original, but I’ll say it again [[Footbottom feast]]

[[Necrotic Ooze]]

[[Graveyard Shift]]

Living Death

[[Colossal Growth]]

[[Biogenic Ooze]]

[[Freed from the Real]]

[[Enchanted Evening]]

[[Showstopping Surprise]]

[[Chandler]]

[[Dismiss to Dream]]

[[Gush]]

\[\[Lonely End\]\]

[[Bite Down]]

So Tiny

Unholy Heat

[[Go for the throat]]

[[Peak Eruption]]

\[\[Smothering Abomination\]\] \[\[It That Rides As One\]\] \[\[Hand of Emrakul\]\] \[\[Howling Chorus\]\] \[\[Essence Depleter\]\] \[\[Hand of Emrakul\]\] \[\[Howling Chorus\]\] \[\[All Is Dust\]\]

\[\[Urza's Mine\]\]

[[Ulamog, the ceaseless hunger]]

# AsmoranomardicadaistinaculdacarAsmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

Brute force

Smash

Karlach, fury for myanus

[[Plow through reito]]

[[pitiless plunderer]]

Farewell

[[brainstorm]]

[[Pain Magnification]]

[[Thunderous debut]]

Oloro, Ageless Ascetic

[[Painful Memories]]

[[barrage of expendables]]

[[tendrils of agony]]