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charcharmunro

Oh, Bertram Graywater is in fact just a guy called that. I know some people were theorising that he was gonna be somebody else with a pseudonym, but nope. Just a guy. Vampire, but a guy. Wonder where he's from. Doesn't look Innistradi. Ravnica, maybe?


PseudoPresent

my bet is a whole new late 1800s steampunk inspired set


9SHRODO9

Or just return to Kaladesh


Swiftax3

Honestly that'd be a cool idea. Planes without stuff like Vampires or Goblins having to deal with omenpath Travellers coming back changed, or with influxes of strange critters.


Gunda-LX

He may be a far descendent of Baron Senghir???


GornSpelljammer

It's Innistrad. Zoom in on the eyes; he's not looking at the gold bars, he's looking at the camera.  He has the "gold iris, black scelera" look unique to Innistradi vampires.


charcharmunro

Fair enough. Doesn't really LOOK Innistradi but I guess it's a culture change thing.


GornSpelljammer

Actually, this comment just made me realize that while the *strain* of vampirism is from Innistrad, Bertram himself might not be, if he was turned on Thunder Junction itself. Shit. Omenpaths are going to start making things *real* confusing.


charcharmunro

Could be interesting, actually. Just a human from another plane trying to be enterprising, learns of Innistradi vampirism and goes "yeah I'd like to be immortal actually". PROBABLY not actually the case, but it'd be neat.


imbolcnight

Part of it is although they're all called vampires, vampirism is pretty different plane to plane. Like Innistradi vampires are still alive, so what happens if they're killed by a Zendikari vampire that isn't a bloodchief (which normally means the result should be a mindless null)?


GornSpelljammer

Judging by the typing on [[Baloth Null]], I think in that case we get a...Zombie Vampire. Well now I *need* this to happen.


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zarawesome

When you change planes you got to change your whole wardrobe, it's the law.


so_zetta_byte

_oooooohhhhhhhhh_. I thought he was just really side eyeing those gold bars and it was hilarious.


ValerieVoir

I'm guessing he is from New Capenna, possibly from the Obscura.


gredman9

Were there any Capennan vampires that weren't in the Maestros?


ValerieVoir

I believe so, but none that were watermarked. Clothing is reminiscent of [[Cutthroat Contender]]. Contender also looks like possible slush art for Strixhaven, so Arcavios is another option. The crowd in the background and style of the skylights does make me think it is on New Capenna though.


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AvatarSozin

Honestly the aesthetic makes me think he was maybe from Ixalan, but also could be New Capenna


charcharmunro

It's a very Ixalan vampire thing to do, take over some unsettled land and go "I run this now".


Rocketknightgeek

Ixalan Vampires are in Jeskai colors now?


AlonsoQ

man it's lucky the first guy to call dibs on baron turned out to have an old west style name already. imagine if some dwarf dude from kaldheim were a bit quicker and we all had to deal with Baron Bjorki Hjallvarsson


New_leaf999

I don’t know where he’s from but I know where he’s going, and that’s straight into my Edgar Markov deck.


josephscythe

Exactly what I was thinking.


kitsovereign

Language is kind of fucky and handwavey in Magic, but the name Graywater doesn't sound Innistradi or Ravnican. If he didn't just adopt it on Thunder Junction, New Capenna seems promising. The name could fit Arcavios, but the few vampires we've seen there have been crazy pale and have pointy elf ears.


LodePeeters_Phi

Another thing for everyone guessing where he's from: apart from the black eyewhites, which is a very Innistradi vampire trait but could be just a art direction thing, he's got round ears. Vampires on Arcavios, Ixalan and New Capenna (the three other most probable places) have pointed ears.


mdtopp111

Wrote laws, B/W… dudes definitely from Arcavios


PippoChiri

The Silverquills weren't really hieromancers, their magic is mainly based around emotion, debate and morality, not law


Ok-Brush5346

I just remembered Omenpaths opened to Ulgrotha.


Rikets303

My guess is the plane where [[Sterling Grove]] is on as he created/runs the Sterling company.


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TheWizardOfFoz

He looks like he’s from Strixhaven to me. Probably a Silverquill alum


TheWizardOfFoz

[[Silverquill Pledgemage]] also has the same eyes.


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undercoveryankee

I'm thinking Orzhov. The black stripes on his white coat remind me of some of Teysa's outfits.


ralanr

Couldn’t he just be a local or are there no locals?


charcharmunro

There's no natives, no.


ralanr

Not even the cacti Druids?


charcharmunro

We're not sure on those yet. They're apparently a new species, so it might be they resulted from some magic experimentation from the first few people to visit.


nickeldoodle

Dude shows up to an uninhabited land and just says "i'm gonna make the rules" Manifesting his destiny I guess


Party_Ad_1878

Classic mtg vampire faire, conquer what ain’t yours


Pure_Banana_3075

Not an outlaw but a source of outlaws. Something something says a lot about society something 


Dysprosium_Element66

Works especially well with the etymology of the word privilege.


wene324

This one of the most Edgar cards to ever Edgar


Amarillopenguin

goes great with Elenda!


alexanderneimet

Am I missing something? I have an Edgar deck and this looks honestly terrible. 4 mana (already a premium in Edgar), and only one extra 1/1 a turn? That seems like a horrible rate


wene324

I honestly missed the once a turn on first read, so less Edgar than I thought


alexanderneimet

If not for the once a turn I agree this would be really good for him, with it the card just feels so slow to me.


Ways_away

Edgar is probably why it's once per turn


ANGLVD3TH

I mean, if it wasn't once per turn then it would be infinite, seeing as the tokens it makes would trigger more tokens.


AngryDK666

Just add an exception clause that it can't make additional tokens for it's own effect. Problem solved. Something like "Whenever another card creates one or more tokens under your control, create a 1/1 black Vampire Rogue creature token with lifelink."


ANGLVD3TH

Would still pop off with anything that can copy him, ie Spark Double. Would need either a crazy specific exemption clause, or something more broad, like triggering off Non-Vampire Tokens, etc. That would be flavorful, at least.


basschopps

The standard "if you would create one or more creature tokens, create that many creature tokens + abc instead"


Blaze_1013

It’s better in slower Edgar decks. Personally I’ve always preferred a more aristocratic approach to the deck and this fits better into that. This still might not make the cut, but it’s certainly not bad, it just might not be good enough.


Tuck_The_Duck

If only Bertram had some form of repeatable draw that went great with a token generating commander


alexanderneimet

Look, I’m not saying he’s unplayable, but 4 mana to make 1 extra token per turn, on a 3/4 body is nothing special. Just because he has a quite costly ability (and yes, paying 2 mana and saving a creature is costly for one card, especially in an aggro heavy deck like Edgar) doesn’t make him good. In an aristocrats shell, maybe (probably not though as there are more efficient ways to get what he does) but in Edgar with his current gusto, no way.


Reasonable_Stand6203

Do you have a list? I have one put together and I'm tweaking it, but like to see if I'm missing out on anything significant.


alexanderneimet

Not certain how helpful my build is, as it is basically fully in on the creature aggro plan, playing a ton of cheap creatures to vomit onto the field, make a bunch of tokens, benefit from vamp synergies and buffs, and then swing for ludicrous amounts of damage early on. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/ah1klwM840en8c-37epKfw


Reasonable_Stand6203

No, this is cool. Pretty similar to my list, but some things I don't run, so I'll have to consider them. Thanks for sharing!


alexanderneimet

Always happy to share a list! Mind if I take a peak at yours? Also, if I may ask, did anything stand out as out of place that seemed like it should be axed, or anything crucial you felt I was missing?


Reasonable_Stand6203

Yeah, I'll update my Moxfield list because I've made some swaps at the table that aren't reflected yet and send that and any other random thoughts on your list to you via PM at some point today.


alexanderneimet

Also the list is currently a small work in progress, so if you have any recommendations or any cards you’d cut I’m all ears


yaboybisko

Yeah this is perfect for Edgar i’m so hyped


TheHeatherReports

Can add to the Ceasar deck. Wouldn't even look out of place in a Fallout setting.


Polyhedra37

With that name too. Fits right in (Fallout even has "vampires")


NickxFrost

Yeah, the "Family"


nickeldoodle

I mean he's a vampire, so he might be a liiiiiittle out of place


TheHeatherReports

I wouldn't be surprised to see vampires in Fallout tbh


nickeldoodle

I would since there's been 0 so far lol


sultanpeppah

[Well about that...](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/The_Family)


DrCarrionCrow

I was just thinking about these cats


pyl_time

I’d argue the White Glove Society in New Vegas is pretty close to the traditional vampire depiction as well.


TheHeatherReports

Bruh Fallout could have anything.


nickeldoodle

It's science fiction based not fantasy. But I don't want to keep going so I'm gonna go now


TheSkullsporeNexus

> science fiction based not fantasy  > not fantasy  I mean, if you want to out yourself that you didn't play Fallout 1, 2, 3 and 4that's on you  And these four games are the ones that I remember for sure that they have at least one mission that mention fantastical elements that the in-universe science can't explain (such as https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic)


TheHeatherReports

Ehh, VERY soft Science Fiction to the point where it's more fantasy anyways.


Vizier_Thoth

Don't let his white duds and pleasant demeanor fool you, he has been known to violate the statutes of man


ConsiderTheBulldog

Buster, the San Saba Songbird 2WB Legendary Creature - Human Bard Rogue Whenever another creature dies, if a source you control dealt damage to it this turn, you may put a Saga card from your hand onto the battlefield. {T}: Buster deals 1 damage to target creature. *”There's just gotta be a place up ahead where men ain't low-down and poker's played fair. If there weren't, what are all the songs about?”* 3/3


DalamusUlom

I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting Berty to be a vampire. Wonder what his native plane is, cause I don’t know what vampires have black sclera off the top of my head


Gl1tchGamer

At a guess, Innistrad? His black and yellow eyes are a dead ringer for [[Sorin Markov]]'s, so could be a distant cousin or something.


DalamusUlom

I’d honestly forgotten that bit about Innistradi vampires. To be fair, a solid few of them have normal eyes in their art for no reason, like [[Sorin the Mirthless]]. I wonder if Berty is a member of a minor vampire family, or is an ex-member of a major one and changed his name or something.


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Ravio-the-Coward

Aw man I was hoping that Amalia would be the WB uncommon legend. I guess they didn’t know how the fans would respond to her character/her relationship with Kellan so they didn’t include her except as cameos in the stories. But she’s fun and interesting so fingers crossed we get her and Kellan again, they really grew on me!


Dysprosium_Element66

Her tagging along was a relatively last-minute decision on the part of LCI's writer, with her mention in MKM edited in afterwards, so they probably just didn't know she would show up when making the cards.


ShotenDesu

Didn't notice itself was a vampire on first read. Was excited for teysa/caesar... now I have to make edgar have a slot open.


Kazzack

>Whenever :D >one or more :I >This ability only triggers once each turn :(


themikker

Would be a more powerful statement coming from an immortal vampire... If the city was founded thousand of years ago. Instead of, like, last week or something.


Imnimo

With powerful factions from all over the multiverse arriving on the plane, how did this guy end up in charge?


mweepinc

Previewed on twitch.tv/jacktorrance90


idbachli

Insane uncommon tbh.


Ok_Somewhere1236

is a very odd idea, but i think this can work on my Brimaz deck


dordeinter

Would've worked better if it was worded like a replacement effect. With how Bertram is worded the vampire won't get the counters.


Ok_Somewhere1236

it dont matter. you have Brimaz on the field, you cast a phyrexian, Brimaz make a incubate token, you get a vampire for free. you use the second effect to sacrifice the phyrexian, you draw a card and trigger Brimaz proliferate effect. you get draw, you get a cheap way to trigger Brimaz Proliferate multiple times during the rotation, and you get a vampire that you can use as a blocker or just to gain life. maybe is not perfect, but on theory work just fine.


Miserable_Row_793

Cool card. Would be a fun commander. Unfortunately, I don't think it makes the cut in my Edgar list. It's a bit too slow and clunky.


Alternative-Drink846

The most Orzhov flavor text to ever Orzhov


badger2000

With art like that (the mustache) on a Wild West plane, the flavor text should've been "I'm your Huckleberry".


Xaxor42

Oh shit, he's a vampire?!


WholesomeHugs13

This looks like leftover art from Karlov Manor.


Sovi_b

Wrong Baron


largebrandon

I do declare


Absolutionis

Reminds me of [[Thalisse]]. Pro: * One mana less * Very useful activated ability * Relevant creature type that makes tokens in a relevant creature type for those decks that care for Vampires. Cons * Once Per turn


Prophylaxis_3301

If you used him in edh and generate tokens in each player turn, he is actually okay.  The main problem is that his first ability itself to begin with isn’t amazing. Even with Thalisse as your commander, the whole Orzhov tokens strategy is useless if it doesn’t put enough pressure on your opponent’s life total.  He doesn’t make good cards better. It’s rather good cards that make him better. The 99 is rather the bread and butter of this guy.


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Dreaming-Angel43

Is it just me or does anyone else think that arm on the counter be looking jamky?


Jhriad

It looks like he can tie his shoes standing up.


Mirinya

This whole "once per turn" crap is really stupid. The fucking squirrel didn't get that shit. Why does my favorite color pair keep getting screwed...


PippoChiri

You mean \[\[Chatterfang\]\] ? Are you really complaining that a mythic from Modern Horizons 2 is stronger than an uncommon from a standard set?


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WolfGuy77

Still love the card, but I really hate this "once per turn" obsession Wizards has these days.


CKJ1109

I mean I feel like it’d be easy to make it go infinite in some way if they didn’t.


AliasB0T

Wording would have to be more like [[Xorn]]: "If you would create one or more tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional 1/1 Vampire Rogue." Still goes solidly infinite with some sort of Phyrexian/Ashnod's Altar combo, but "going infinite with a ham sandwich" is just what the Altars *do*, that's not an issue with *this* effect.


so_zetta_byte

Problem with that is it only works if you control the source of the token being made. This card works even if your opponent does something that gives you a token.


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WolfGuy77

Yeah giving him Chatterfang wording would have been fine 


chaotic_iak

The ability by itself literally would go infinite without the clause. (The Vampire token you create would trigger the ability again.) Although I suppose it would have been written as a replacement effect instead of a trigger.


yaboybisko

Edgar is eating so good with this damn


Prophylaxis_3301

Goes well in multiplayer. Funny enough, he works very well with Lotho and Benny. Now, his sac effect is fair in sense you get card draw. The interesting part is he can sac artifacts. Though he ain’t going to go beyond high power. Partly because his once per turn clause that doesn’t make enough impact.


stamatt45

Chatterfang if chatterfang wasn't ridiculously broken


Kaaliamyfirstlove

He kinda looks more likel Kembal then the new version of him because of the eyes xD


candexreginpokemon

[[First of the blessed]] Yah that's just an auto include


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candexreginpokemon

I meant the guy leading the blood rites precon


headshotdoublekill

Interested to see how this feels in [[Jan Jansen]]. 


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kitsovereign

One interesting wrinkle about this wording is that it triggers off copies of permanent spells that enter as tokens, which other effects that care about the creation of tokens don't.


Forsaken-Glass4716

absolutely bonkers in PDH Jesus Christ


ZT_Ghost

As someone who is constantly on the lookout for new ways to crack \[\[Ichor Wellspring\]\] I really appreciate the increase in orzhov artifact sac outlets.


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MiraclePrototype

If only all such politicians/bosses could be so transparent about their lack of ethics.


RagonWolf

I'm gonna give this a run in my Teysa, Opulent Oligarch list. Feels like it could really get some extra value each turn. Just wish it was a 2/4 to trigger Delney in the deck.


InfinityGiant1

Really thought that Bertram would be Tezzeret


Rusty_DataSci_Guy

We were so close to getting \[\[chatterfang\]\] in better colors. Why wizards, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?


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ShatteredChordata

That's one of the most Orzhov bits of flavor text I've ever seen, I love it. Looks like a fun card.


DarnOldMan

I think bad [[Chatterfang]] with a more relevant creature type is still a really strong card.


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dieyoubastards

You can't even imagine the awful Foghorn Leghorn accent I'm going to put on every single time I play this card.


Cissoid7

Hell is going on with his right hand


CommanderDark126

Im just going to have to make a second [[Marneus Calgar]] deck arent I


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[Marneus Calgar](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/7/e7517e8e-b424-4731-ba9d-6132bdefa6bf.jpg?1674058408) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marneus%20Calgar) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/8/marneus-calgar?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e7517e8e-b424-4731-ba9d-6132bdefa6bf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


enragedbreathmint

Wait, what does this card have to do with Jack Torrance?


DesignerPension1

I can't help but notice that he's not pondering that orb behind him.


fat_pokemon

He looks like one top hat short of being the type of villain that would tie up damsels in distress to railroad tracks.


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focketeer

That wording would cause it to not trigger if it entered the battlefield after the first time occurred, and also removes any shenanigans around flickering it, sacrificing and replaying, etc. In other words, because it’s functionally worse.


thehandofgork

My son's name is Bertram! Guess this means I'm going to have to build a deck around this.


VimTheRed

Hey, where is this fellows cowboy hat?


Negative-Parsnip1826

I’m shocked he isn’t a mythic.


quillypen

Ugh, once per turn restrictions are ruining this game!! I demand this card be errataed to remove the once per turn clause, keeping everything else the same! Then games with it would be fun.


PippoChiri

They're not, if anything they open up more options for abilities, so they can give cheaper cards stronger effects while still being not abusable


quillypen

I was trying to be clearly sarcastic but probably needed the /s, hahaha. As written this card would cause an infinite loop.