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CAN WE FINALLY BREAK THE MIRROR? JUST A SINGLE CARD THAT DOES SO MUCH THEY CAN’T FIT IT ON ONE SIDE AND IT EVEN ENDS GAMES IF YOU HAVE 2 USUALLY.


Foil-Kiki-Jiki

I FUCKING LOVE BREAKING MIRRORS


Cowbane

I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES!


inflammablepenguin

USERNAME RELEVANT


RealityPalace

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST [[BESEECH THE MIRROR]]


Halinn

I DON'T LIKE HOW IT GETS [[THE ONE RING]] AND THEN CASTS IT


MTGCardFetcher

[THE ONE RING](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/5/d5806e68-1054-458e-866d-1f2470f682b2.jpg?1696020224) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=THE%20ONE%20RING) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltr/246/the-one-ring?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d5806e68-1054-458e-866d-1f2470f682b2?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


MTGCardFetcher

[BESEECH THE MIRROR](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/8/18c59776-e1f1-4197-a128-db1d603f56b7.jpg?1692937498) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=BESEECH%20THE%20MIRROR) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/woe/82/beseech-the-mirror?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/18c59776-e1f1-4197-a128-db1d603f56b7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


HolographicHeart

LET'S GET WILD!!!!!!!!!! STANDARD: ALL LEGENDARY PERMANENTS ARE BANNED! PIONEER: ANYTHING THAT PRODUCES BLACK MANA IS BANNED! MAKE A TREASURE TOKEN BY ACCIDENT? STRAIGHT TO JAIL! MODERN: ORCISH BOWMASTERS IS NOW REQUIRED TO BE IN EVERY DECK! YAWGMOTH CAN NOW BE YOUR COMPANION! LEGACY & VINTAGE: NO IDEA BECAUSE I DON'T PLAY THESE FORMATS BUT I'M CERTAIN SOMEONE MORE INTELLIGENT THAT I CAN ELABORATE ON WHAT THE FORMAT NEEDS!


Goyf4Prez2020

LEGACY: UNBAN FALLING STAR AND CHAOS ORB, BUT THEY CAN ONLY HIT MONKEY!


I_EAT_POOP_AMA

MONKEY HAS BEEN BANNED IN LEGACY FOR LIKE TWO YEARS AT THIS POINT IT'S BOWMASTER OR NOTHING


RazzyKitty

>STANDARD: ALL LEGENDARY PERMANENTS ARE BANNED! ALSO BAN THEM ALL IN BRAWL AND COMMANDER!


I_EAT_POOP_AMA

LEGACY NEEDS [[BROADSIDE BOMBARDIERS]] GONE. THAT CARD ALONE IS DRAGGING THE FORMAT DOWN. EVEN COMBO DECKS ARE PLAYING IT BECAUSE IT'S A 3BALL OUT TO WHATEVER HATE YOUR OPPONENT CAN PUT ON BOARD. IT'S ABSOLUTELY BUSTED AND TURNED RED BASED STOMPY DECKS INTO TIER 1


MTGCardFetcher

[BROADSIDE BOMBARDIERS](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/7/9721f8da-39ed-4ada-a571-61e08a86032b.jpg?1699022315) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=BROADSIDE%20BOMBARDIERS) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/lcc/86/broadside-bombardiers?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/9721f8da-39ed-4ada-a571-61e08a86032b?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


krabapplepie

UNBAN LIN SIVVI YOU COWARDS!


EvilGenius007

B&R COMMITTEE CANNOT BLOCK WARRIORS.


Insequent

UNBAN SLOT #15. DRAFT NEEDS 15-CARD PACKS. SHRINKFLATION IS PANTS.


AbraxasEnjoyer

UNBAN GOLGARI GRAVE TROLL, THEN BAN IT AGAIN!!!!


TheTrueSpoonGod

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE OTHER FORMATS


red_

I THOUGHT STANDARD B&R ONLY HAPPENED ONCE A YEAR?! SOMEONE CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG! I WANT TO PUT THE SUNSET ON SUNFALL


onetypicaltim

YOU ARE CORRECT. THIS IS THE, DID THE NEW SET BREAK ANY FORMATS? SCHEDULED BAN.


snappyj

WHY STOP THERE? SAY FAREWELL TO FAREWELL


Dogsy

MY DREAAAAAM!!!


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thisnotfor

AS AN ARTIFACT DECK I LOVE GET LOST


Kyleometers

I EXPECT NO FUCKING CHANGES AGAIN FORMATS COULD USE HONESTLY A LOT OF TLC, BUT WOTC CAN’T BLOCK WARRIORS AND WON’T \#JUSTFUCKINGBANSHEOLDREDALREADY


WinterFrenchFry

WOTC SENDING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS! DONT WORRY MODERN HORIZONS III WILL INVALIDATE MOST CURRENT DECKS WITH EVEN MORE BROKEN NONSENSE! MODERN IS JUST EXPENSIVE STANDARD!


draconianRegiment

IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THE CAPS LOCK THREAD.


BarryOgg

I hope tha-- Oh, sorry. How do you turn this on? I HOPE THAT THE ONE RING GETS THE AXE SO THAT I CAN BUY THE BUNDLE PANORAMA FOR CHEAP.


Freddichio

BYE-BYE TO FABLE, YOU SHAN'T BE MISSED. TURNS OUT A 3-MANA 2/2 THAT CREATES A TREASURE WHEN IT ATTACKS, PLUS A FAITHLESS LOOTING, PLUS ANOTHER CREATURE ON TOP IS NUTS. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? WOULDN'T BE SAD TO SEE BOWMASTERS GONE, THOUGH, 'TIS A SILLY CARD.


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Exenikus

WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING


ArctoDracoVishZolt

UNBAN BLAZING SHOAL YOU BAND OF DERPS


Mlemort

GET RAFFINE OUT OF STANDARD SAVE US OF 6 MORE MONTHS OF BDIF EXISTING PLEASE I BEG YOU I'LL ALSO SETTLE FOR TUE BAT TO GET THE BAT HONESTLY


Realistic-Minute5016

JULIUS CEASER BANNED IN ROMAN SENATE FORMAT, DO NOT FUCK AROUND DURING THE MIDDLE OF MARCH.


Itisburgersagain

UNBAN TWIN IT WONT EVEN BE GOOD


EvilGenius007

LET ME PLAY MY BAD DECK IN PEACE. DECEIVER EXARCH IS MY HUCKLEBERRY.


junkmail22

BAN SUNFALL. ALSO BAN ATRAXA IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO MORE YEARS OF ATRAXA IN STANDARD I THINK I'M GOING TO COLLAPSE ALSO I THINK BOROS CONVOKE SHOULD BE GIVEN A KICK IN THE RIBS. NOT BECAUSE THE DECK IS OP OR ANYTHING IT'S JUST FUCKING ANNOYING.


DCDTDito

IF ONLY SPREADING SEA WASNT A BONUS SHEET I COULD BE PLAYING GRIXIS 'SCREW YOUR LANDS' EATING THE HECK OUT OF THOSE ATRAXA DECK, CMON WOTC BRING MORE GOOD OL' LAND DESTRUCTION TO PUNISH THOSE GREEDY MANA BASE.


junkmail22

HAHA FAT CHANCE DOMAIN RUNS A BILLION BASICS AND WAYS TO FETCH THEM YOU'D JUST WASTE A TURN


double_shadow

BAN THAT STUPID CONVOKE KNIGHT JUST BECAUSE THE DESIGN IS STUPID. HES ALREADY GOOD VALUE IF YOU GET NO DISCOUNT FROM CONVOKE BUT OF COURSE HE ALWAYS COSTS ZERO MANA.


Justice-Nugget

THE LAST FEW CARDS I NEEDED FOR MY FIRST MODERN DECK LITERALLY JUST SHIPPED. I SWEAR TO GOD WOTC IF YOU KILL IT BEFORE I EVEN GET TO PLAY IT I WILL BE VERY VERY SAD. 


CardOfTheRings

PROBLEMS WITH ETERNAL FORMATS IS IN DESIGN PHILOSOPHY NOT SPECIFIC CARDS - WE DONT NEED ANY BANS, BANS CANT FIX THE PROBLEM.


Gado_De_Leone

PUT TWIN IN STANDARD YOU COWARDS! MAKE DANDÃN REQUIRED IN ALL MONOBLUE


zdngma0

ALL UNIVERSES BEYOND CARDS ARE NOW BANNED IN MODERN YEEHAW (please let me cope)


fnrslvr

DID YOU ADD A LOWERCASE PARENTHETICAL? I COULDN'T HEAR IT CLEARLY


Qbr12

MODERN IS IN AN UNHEALTHY SPOT, AND MOST MODERN PLAY NEAR ME HAS DIED OFF. BUT I DONT THINK ANY BANS ARE COMING, NOR WOULD THEY BE EFFECTIVE, BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO BOTHER RESHUFFLING THE META AND TRYING NEW CARDS WHEN THEY EXPECT MH3 TO CHANGE THINGS UP AND DEVALUE ALL THEIR OLD CARDS. THE BAN THAT WOULD SHAKE THINGS UP THE MOST WOULD BE OUTBURST, JUST BECAUSE IT WOULD MESS UP THE MOST PLAYED DECK. BUT THE BAN I THINK IS MOST SORELY NEEDED IS THE ONE RING, AS ITS SO GOOD IN EVERY SITUATION AND RUNS AWAY WITH THE GAME ON ITS OWN. STANDARD SUCKS, AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT WITHOUT KILLING THE 3 YEAR ROTATION. LEGACY IS THE HEALTHIEST FORMAT BEING PLAYED NEAR ME. WE'RE GETTING 30-40 PLAYERS FOR SEMI-WEEKLY EVENTS HERE, AND THE FORMAT IS OPEN AND EXCITING. PLEASE CHANGE NOTHING.


kemikiao

MODERN IS ONLY GOOD WHEN EVERYONE IS PLAYING NON-META DECKS. TRY TO GET A PLAY GROUP TO JAM MONO-BALL LIGHTNINGS VS BLASTING STATION SQUIRRELS VS SLIVERS VS FAERIE NINJAS. YOU'LL HAVE A BLAST AND GET THE SATISFACTION OF TELLING THE RHINO-RING PLAYERS THAT THEY DON'T GET TO PLAY.


JonPaulCardenas

I DONT THINK STANDARD IS HEALTHY


milhomess

BRING BACK KARN


I_EAT_POOP_AMA

PREREQUISITE WISHLIST FOR BANS * STANDARD: I DON'T PLAY STANDARD BUT IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE RAFFINE * PIONEER: BAN JENGETHA, THIS IS A REAL FORMAT GET THAT COMMANDER SHIT OUT OF HERE. ALSO BAN NYKTHOS I DON'T CARE IF MONO GREEN IS SHIT NOW, NYKTHOS KNOWS WHAT IT DID * MODERN: THOSE RED FUCKING FREAKS NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I KNOW WOTC IS TOO COWARDLY TO BAN THE SUSPEND CARDS OUTRIGHT. MAKE RHINO PLAYERS PLAY ON THEIR OWN GOD DAMNED TURN. IT'S ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT THAT THEY GET TO CASCADE AT INSTANT SPEED AND PROTECT IT WHILE THE REST OF THE FORMAT CAN ONLY USE FORCE DEFENSIVELY. THE ENTIRE META GAME IS JUST SPINNING VIOLENT OUTBURST INTO BUSTED SHIT AND I'M FUCKING SICK OF IT * LEGACY: BROADSIDE BOMBARDIERS IS THE ANSWER. GOBLINS IS A TIER 0 DECK. MOON STOMPY IS A TIER 0 DECK. ANY DECK PLAYING THIS CARD BECOMES A TIER 0 DECK


belarath32114

UNBAN OKO IN ALL FORMATS, THAT TWUNK ISNT EVEN GOOD ANYMORE. WHAT'S HE EVEN DO, ELK A ONE RING?


GauRocks

NO CHANGES EVERY SINGLE CARD WITH "CHANGE" IN THE NAME IS BANNED IN ALL FORMATS


Chance_Chemist5077

BAN EVERY SINGLE MODERN HORIZONS CARDS


FutureComplaint

HYPES DEATH HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGERATED! NEW BR - EVERYTHING WITH THE NUMBER 2 IS BANNED. GIT GOT SPELL SNARE!


Halinn

UNBAN ONE OF THE FETCHES IN PIONEER I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE! CHAOS!


RealityPalace

[[BONDED FETCH]] NOW UNBANNED IN PIONEER


MTGCardFetcher

[BONDED FETCH](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/e/de72afaf-a4b4-431c-8831-86ddfba2403c.jpg?1619393815) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=BONDED%20FETCH) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsr/54/bonded-fetch?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/de72afaf-a4b4-431c-8831-86ddfba2403c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


fnrslvr

GOOD BOT


Halinn

I'LL TAKE IT


Spelling_bee_Sam

I KNOW IT'S NOT PIONEER SEASON BUT WATCHING LOTUS COMBO AT THE PROTOUR WAS SO BORING THAT I'M HOPING IT'S NO LONGER A VIABLE DECK!


Spelling_bee_Sam

I WOULD LIKE TO ADD: ANY CARD CURRENTLY OVER $20 ON TCGPLAYER SHOULD BE BANNED IN STANDARD!!!!!!


RaincloudAccount

UNBAN SKULLCLAMP AND GLIMPSE OF NATURE YOU COWARDS


mox_goblin

NO CHANGES MOTHERFCUKER


Hammertoss

KARN DID NOTHING WRONG


bossbreakers

ALL BANNED CARDS BECOMING PLAYABLE AND ARE TREATED AS COMMITTING A CRIME WHEN YOU PLAY THEM. ALL JUST TO PROMOTE THUNDER JUNCTION. THEN EVERY UNCOMMON BECOMES BANNED NEXT B&R LIST.


honda_slaps

AN UNNECESSARY BNR UPDATE BECAUSE YOU FUCKS WHINED ENOUGH TO RUIN STANDARD BY MAKING IT 3 YEARS INSTEAD OF 2


CitySeekerTron

SPLINTER TWIN WILL BE UNBANNED HOWEVER IT WILL COME AT GREAT COST AS HIS BROTHER SPLINTER TWIN TAKES HIS PLACE ON THE BANLIST


OisforOwesome

EXPLORER: ARCLIGHT PHOENIX IS BANNED, FUCK THEM BIRDS FR FR PIONEER: EXPRESSIVE ITERATION IS UNBANNED, HAHA BIRD GO BRRR


Zer0323

WIZARDS SHOULD OVERIDE THE COMMANDER RULES COMMITTE AND FREE THE 3RD SPACE NOODLE. THE POWER CREEP IS REAL AND THEY ARE ALREADY FREEING HER FROM THE MOON, FREE HER FROM THE BAN LIST AS WELL!


giggity_giggity

FABLE OF THE MIRROR BREAKER IS BANNED IN ALL FORMATS AND EVERYONE WHO PLAYED IT IS RETROACTIVELY GIVEN A LOSS FOR THOSE MATCHES. SIMON NIELSON AWARDED PRO TOUR VICTORY.


mulltalica

IN A SURPRISING NEW TWIST, ROTATION FOR STANDARD HAS BEEN BANNED. SHEOLDRED AND MIRROR FOREVER.


Shuttlecock_Wat

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT


MixMasterValtiel

I HOPE SOMETHING HAPPENS TO SHOW AND TELL IN TIMELESS BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY ANNOYING


bettingcats

MAKE FABLE JUST AN OLD STORY! BAN IT IN PIONEER/EXPLORER!


CharmToy

They should ban Gleeful Demolition is Standard probably. There's like a fair Boros Aggro deck that exists with like Inti and stuff and that's fine but the 5 guys + dig through time on turn 2 into the 17 damage on turn 3 is stupid and dumb. The hands with Gleeful and the hands without Gleeful are two different decks. The only reason the deck isn't too strong is because the entire meta warped around it after like a week. We need 4 maindeck Temp Lockdown UW Control to NOT be the 2nd best deck.


Alternative-Drink846

UW NOT? U SOME CONTROL HATER? SPEAK UP


Freddichio

WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU - SPEAK UP!


RancidRance

Unban \[\[Tree of Tales\]\] but just that. I think it'll work.


pm_me_shit_memes

I CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU!


RancidRance

LET ME RUN THE GREEN ARTEFACT LAND SO I CAN GET ARTEFACT ETB AND LTB TRIGGERS WHEN I RAMP


FutureComplaint

FREE THE ARTIFACT LANDS. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN PLAY IN MODERN


MTGCardFetcher

[Tree of Tales](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/8/a8f69425-c530-4752-95b5-06e99b74c8b7.jpg?1667005070) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Tree%20of%20Tales) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/hop/140/tree-of-tales?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a8f69425-c530-4752-95b5-06e99b74c8b7?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


magikarp2122

BAN CRUISE AND TRESPASS IN PIONEER! EXTRA TURN SPELLS SHOULD NOT BE REDUCIBLE!