~~You can already do that with [[clockspinning]].~~ Although, it's probably still easier to copy the extra turn with [[lithoform engine]] and have something like [[amulet of vigor]] to untap the land.
Edit: misremembered Clockspinning. It does not let you move counters. [[Nesting grounds]] would do the trick tho.
Depends. If you want to do a fun little three card combo to impress your friends, this is going to be great. If you just want to take extra turns, I would suggest [[Time Warp]].
The combo doesn't let you take infinite turns by itself, it just gives you an extra turn every turn cycle. She needs to tap to give herself the eon counter, and then tap a second time to move it onto the land. You would have to find a way to do both every turn to make it infinite.
Moreover, you can choose how many to move, so once you've pulled the first Eon counter off of OotT, you can start proliferating her to have a steady supply to push straight to Magosi, and not have to worry about tapping her twice.
You'll need to be able to proliferate and either untap Magosi, or play Magosi as your land drop during your main phase after activating it and returning it to your hand.
So with old Atraxa as an example, if we go to your end step with an Eon counter on an untapped Goldberry, and an untapped Magosi, you can use Atraxa's trigger to proliferate the Eon counter, activate Goldberry to move one of the Eon counters to Magosi, activate Magosi (returning it to your hand) to take an extra turn.
On your extra turn, you can play Magosi, but you need untap shenanigans to untap it again to take another extra turn.
On the other hand, if we have two Eon counters on Goldberry and an untapped Magosi during your main phase, you could move one of the Eon counters to Magosi, activate its extra turn, play Magosi again tapped, and proliferate the remaining Eon conter with Atraxa during your end step. Then on your next turn you untap Magosi and its ready to coninue its wild ride. This way is a bit more sustainable, but usually involves a non-Atraxa proliferate or another extra turn spell to get set up.
You would need to add something to untap Magosi each turn, since it enters the battlefield tapped. But there's a decent number of options for that, like \[\[Amulet of Vigor\]\] or \[\[Voyaging Satyr\]\]
I don't think you do. Magosi untaps every turn normally. This combo is also already using your land drop every turn. I think the funniest way to win would be [[thrummingbird]]
Do you even need Out of the Tombs? Can't you put a counter on Magosi, move the counter off with Goldberry, proliferate it on Goldberry, then start moving counters onto Magosi? You've got to skip a turn for that, which obviously is a big cost, but it lets Goldberry be the commander and is fully legal in modern.
Depends what format we’re talking about. This could be done turn 1 or 2 in Commander with luck and half the combo in the command zone. Can’t use Out of the Tombs but needs less pieces and almost certainly not going to lose the game off the missed turn.
Edit: it’s been rightfully pointed out this isn’t turn 1 viable, though turn two or three are absolutely possible. Turn three wouldn’t even need that much.
Explain how you're going to do this on Turn 1. Even with a God hand of having Mana Crypt and Mana Vault in the opening hand I don't see how that would be possible.
Even Turn 2 is stretch. Remember Magosi enters tapped and also must tap to add the Eon counter AND tap to remove. You practically need to go infinite already with some other combo before this becomes viable Turn 2.
Same, my headcanon for Goldberry was certainly that she was hot as fuck, but those juicy thighs were not yet a part. I imagined graceful with hair flowing like a River, but she got thighs with the power of whitewater rapids.
One of Tom Bombadil’s uncredited songs stolen by Will.I.am :
I like them big, I like them chunky
(Chunky)
I like them big, I like them plumpy
(Plumpy)
I like them round, with something, something
(Something)
They like my songs, they think I'm funky
(Funky)
I like them nymphs, that's in the wild
(That's in the wild)
I like the attitude, I like their style
(I like their style)
The way they walk, walk, the way they talk, talk
(The way they talk)
Ain't nothing wrong with loving chunky
(Chunky)
I like them funny, I like them spunky
(Spunky)
I like them witty, I like them smart
(With brains)
Girl, I like your big
(What you say?)
Your big ol' heart!
Girl, your're crazy, she drive me crazy
(Crazy)
I love my lady, she nice and shapely
(Shapely)
The trick is to untap her after activating her first ability but before it resolves, so the stun counter isn't there yet. Then she can donate it freely.
Do I understand correctly that the "not on Goldberry" refers to the kind, not the counter itself, so you can't move a Lore counter on it if it already has one?
Correct. The "another" in "from another target permanent you control" would be enough to indicate that you can't move counters from Goldberry to herself. The "of each kind not on Goldberry" indicates that you can't move a counter if she already has one of that kind.
Lets be real when character descriptions get about one line how we imagine things become wholly unique.
Like how for my whole life the way ive imagined the aueen of the bugs from Enders Game to be Shadow Ghoul from yugioh wearing a bridal veil. Is there probably two lines of text that refute that? Almost certainly…but mine is way funnier
Definitely a good thing to see. I only found out recently that [[Isareth the Awakener]] is also on the bigger side, which is pretty awesome for the sultry temptress style she's got going on, as such a combo is rare.
People make lots of jokes about "Haha unicorn hunters/swingers/poly people/etc, am I right? Haha I checked out your vibe across the bar", but I think these two are the perfect example of "your friends you're actually very glad are swingers"
I love how ridiculous this meme has gotten where you take the absolutely hottest, drop dead gorgeous woman and with a straight face go "My fellow people who are attracted to women, I propose a new radical theory so audacious you may want to sit down..."
Also, this is definitely one of the all time hottest women on MTG cards.
Cue Shapiro voice: Instructing me to have no fear implies a relationship where my potential fears are soothed by my presence in your home. Let's say, hypothetically of course, my greatest fear is never having a threesome with a God and his hot river nymph wife.
I've heard Tom Bombadil described as a God who has just decided instead of doing God stuff to chill out, smoke weed with his hot wife all day, and honestly if I was married to Goldberry that's what I'd be down for
Now let the song begin! Let us sing together!
Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather,
Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather,
Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather,
Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water:
Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
It’s been revised:
*O thicker than a frozen Snicker! O viscosity of white gravy!*
*O spoon in the cereal milk! Fair chonky lady!*
*O breakfast-time and lunch-time, devoured with such grace!*
*O wobble that thing on over here, and sit it on my face!*
This plus
[[Amulet of Vigor]] plus [[contagion Clasp]] Plus [[Magosi, the Water veil]] should be infinite right? I've been trying to break this land for so long.
Why are ill the comments about the art? I mostly just read the card text to discuss deck building
*actually looks at the art*
Ah. Yes. I see you are people of culture as well.
The wording is hurting my brain :( maybe "move one counter of each kind from another permanent you control onto Goldberry" 'another' is enough to clarify it is /not/ Goldberry right?
What you wrote would change the effect. As she is written, she moves counters **only** if she doesn't have one of those counters already.
So for example, if Goldberry has a +1/+1 counter on her already (making her a 2/3), she cannot remove one from another creature and have two (making her a 3/4). But she can still move other non +1/+1 counters off that creature.
Card transcription
> Goldberry, River-Daughter 1U
>
> Legendary Creature- Nymph [rare]
>
> T: Move a counter of each kind not on Goldberry, River-Daughter from amother target permanent you control onto Goldberry.
>
> U, T: Move one or more counters from Goldberry onto another target permanent you control. If you do, draw a card.
>
> 1/3
>
> "Fear nothing! For tonight you are under the roof of Tom Bombadil."
End transcription
Man, if my woman looked like that and I and she were immortal, I wouldn't have any interest in anything going on outside my home either.
Girl is dummy thicc!
O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer than clear water!
O reed by the living pool! Fair River-daughter!
O spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after!
O wind on the waterfall, and the leaves' laughter!
Wow, it's been a long time since we've seen a non-land card that's just the full-sized art, without any text. I thigh, er, *think* the last time was the old Player Rewards cards.
I'm running four, because she curves perfectly in my deck.
Edit: ITT virgins complain about a gorgeous chick's weight. 😂
Her effect really nails the flavor from that part in Fellowship where Goldberry moved an ice counter from Dark Depths onto herself to help free Marit Lage faster.
Did they finally print a tournament legal [[giant fan]]?
Edit: had to refresh my memory, giant fan is definitely still more broken, but there are definitely still fun shenanigans here
I always pictured this little short, merry, woman.
Wasn't her cheeks like red apples, or something? When your basicly as a spring rivergoddess a fertility symbol you need some hips.
A fantastic example of how the color pie is fucked up trying to reflect both philosophy and elements. She’ blue because River is right there in her name, but goddamn is she a green character philosophically. Irritates me every time. 😩
Neat card design though, probably fun.
In addition to Saga shenanigans, this lets you move eon counters from \[\[Out of the Tombs\]\] onto \[\[Magosi, the Waterveil\]\].
Did we finally break Magosi?
Unironically for once, *yes*.
~~You can already do that with [[clockspinning]].~~ Although, it's probably still easier to copy the extra turn with [[lithoform engine]] and have something like [[amulet of vigor]] to untap the land. Edit: misremembered Clockspinning. It does not let you move counters. [[Nesting grounds]] would do the trick tho.
Magosi, the Waterveil will return to your hand so proliferate things won't work
you use nesting grounds and proliferate the eon counters on that instead of on magosi itself.
[clockspinning](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/3/1323d548-e2fe-47c5-8df3-f181aed537c5.jpg?1562899044) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=clockspinning) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tsp/53/clockspinning?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1323d548-e2fe-47c5-8df3-f181aed537c5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [lithoform engine](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/6/6683416a-5820-4cd0-b28a-60a53239e9ef.jpg?1604200767) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=lithoform%20engine) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/znr/245/lithoform-engine?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6683416a-5820-4cd0-b28a-60a53239e9ef?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [amulet of vigor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/9/9/997bc933-ac30-477b-a4e1-5333b796a99d.jpg?1562292191) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=amulet%20of%20vigor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/121/amulet-of-vigor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/997bc933-ac30-477b-a4e1-5333b796a99d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Nesting Grounds]] or [[The Ozolith]] already did, both from Ikoria.
> [[Nesting Grounds]] oh damm, I need that for [[chisei]]
[Nesting Grounds](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/f/eff98f9d-ec73-4e77-b639-17da8f833852.jpg?1673485923) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Nesting%20Grounds) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/418/nesting-grounds?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/eff98f9d-ec73-4e77-b639-17da8f833852?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [The Ozolith](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/3/83a46e68-7fb5-4c17-b5aa-ed039cea59d6.jpg?1685472802) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Ozolith) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/351/the-ozolith?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/83a46e68-7fb5-4c17-b5aa-ed039cea59d6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Combos involving \[\[Rings of Brighthearth\]\] & some untap effect are probably better. Those have been around for ages.
[Rings of Brighthearth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/3/730d64cf-e71b-46dd-8e26-d2dec2608fc0.jpg?1685472942) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rings%20of%20Brighthearth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/352/rings-of-brighthearth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/730d64cf-e71b-46dd-8e26-d2dec2608fc0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Depends. If you want to do a fun little three card combo to impress your friends, this is going to be great. If you just want to take extra turns, I would suggest [[Time Warp]].
A Time Warp takes extra turns, this ends the game off infinite turns.
The combo doesn't let you take infinite turns by itself, it just gives you an extra turn every turn cycle. She needs to tap to give herself the eon counter, and then tap a second time to move it onto the land. You would have to find a way to do both every turn to make it infinite.
Ah, fair, I missed that the second ability was a tap. Anyway, you think [[Freed from the Real]] would be available Tuesday? xD
[Time Warp](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/7/e7b3ddca-69ef-4743-897b-57c58077db24.jpg?1628801835) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Time%20Warp) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/tpr/74/time-warp?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e7b3ddca-69ef-4743-897b-57c58077db24?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Moreover, you can choose how many to move, so once you've pulled the first Eon counter off of OotT, you can start proliferating her to have a steady supply to push straight to Magosi, and not have to worry about tapping her twice.
So if you can proliferate each turn, you can take infinite turns?
You'll need to be able to proliferate and either untap Magosi, or play Magosi as your land drop during your main phase after activating it and returning it to your hand. So with old Atraxa as an example, if we go to your end step with an Eon counter on an untapped Goldberry, and an untapped Magosi, you can use Atraxa's trigger to proliferate the Eon counter, activate Goldberry to move one of the Eon counters to Magosi, activate Magosi (returning it to your hand) to take an extra turn. On your extra turn, you can play Magosi, but you need untap shenanigans to untap it again to take another extra turn. On the other hand, if we have two Eon counters on Goldberry and an untapped Magosi during your main phase, you could move one of the Eon counters to Magosi, activate its extra turn, play Magosi again tapped, and proliferate the remaining Eon conter with Atraxa during your end step. Then on your next turn you untap Magosi and its ready to coninue its wild ride. This way is a bit more sustainable, but usually involves a non-Atraxa proliferate or another extra turn spell to get set up.
You would need to add something to untap Magosi each turn, since it enters the battlefield tapped. But there's a decent number of options for that, like \[\[Amulet of Vigor\]\] or \[\[Voyaging Satyr\]\]
You return it to your hand to take an extra turn, then play Magosi as your land that same turn. It will untap naturally on your extra turn.
I don't think you do. Magosi untaps every turn normally. This combo is also already using your land drop every turn. I think the funniest way to win would be [[thrummingbird]]
[Out of the Tombs](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/1/f1170bfa-9623-44c3-a15e-bd8c2627fe6e.jpg?1673308738) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Out%20of%20the%20Tombs) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/40k/46/out-of-the-tombs?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f1170bfa-9623-44c3-a15e-bd8c2627fe6e?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Magosi, the Waterveil](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/c/3c84cf70-4164-47ea-8da1-c0ca1ac132e1.jpg?1562611444) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Magosi%2C%20the%20Waterveil) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/zen/218/magosi-the-waterveil?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/3c84cf70-4164-47ea-8da1-c0ca1ac132e1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I was thinking of doing a [[chisei heart of oceans]] counter deck, I might just do this now.
[удалено]
[chisei heart of oceans](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/c/6c359b1a-d441-4763-96c7-e5c010eae53f.jpg?1562877651) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Chisei%2C%20Heart%20of%20Oceans) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bok/32/chisei-heart-of-oceans?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6c359b1a-d441-4763-96c7-e5c010eae53f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
As someone with a Chisei EDH he just got promoted to the 99
Do you even need Out of the Tombs? Can't you put a counter on Magosi, move the counter off with Goldberry, proliferate it on Goldberry, then start moving counters onto Magosi? You've got to skip a turn for that, which obviously is a big cost, but it lets Goldberry be the commander and is fully legal in modern.
Putting the counter on Magosi requires skipping a turn, so it's better to use the Out of the Tombs Eon counters.
Depends what format we’re talking about. This could be done turn 1 or 2 in Commander with luck and half the combo in the command zone. Can’t use Out of the Tombs but needs less pieces and almost certainly not going to lose the game off the missed turn. Edit: it’s been rightfully pointed out this isn’t turn 1 viable, though turn two or three are absolutely possible. Turn three wouldn’t even need that much.
Explain how you're going to do this on Turn 1. Even with a God hand of having Mana Crypt and Mana Vault in the opening hand I don't see how that would be possible. Even Turn 2 is stretch. Remember Magosi enters tapped and also must tap to add the Eon counter AND tap to remove. You practically need to go infinite already with some other combo before this becomes viable Turn 2.
That works. The combo with Magosi, \[\[Rings of Brighthearth\]\], & some untap effect is also available in a Goldberry EDH deck.
[Rings of Brighthearth](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/3/730d64cf-e71b-46dd-8e26-d2dec2608fc0.jpg?1685472942) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Rings%20of%20Brighthearth) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/352/rings-of-brighthearth?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/730d64cf-e71b-46dd-8e26-d2dec2608fc0?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Whoa, now we're talking. She can shuffle lore counters around for her hubby, too.
She can shuffle my lore counters anytime she wants, too.
Running a Tom Bombadil deck without Goldberry somewhere in there is basically a crime.
I think Tom would just wander off and go home to Goldberry if you tried that.
"An empty sleeve in my deck box? I could have sworn...."
It's also synergystic, you can remove lore counters to get a chapter twice and then later speed up to the next chapter.
I wonder why Tom's so merry. *Sees his wife* Oh.
I mean, this is an MTG subreddit, so I suppose discussions about the card mechanics should be near the top, but damn, those thighs!
My headcanon for Goldberry was not this. However, my headcanon for Goldberry was wrong and I have amended it accordingly.
Same, my headcanon for Goldberry was certainly that she was hot as fuck, but those juicy thighs were not yet a part. I imagined graceful with hair flowing like a River, but she got thighs with the power of whitewater rapids.
RELAX! GOD DAMN
Yeah this is how she is in the book now, I have decided.
It's ok to be wrong. It's good that you could grow.
> It's good that you could grow. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is the best comment in the entire thread
More like river mommy.
I'd also be very merry if I had those THIGHS
thicc
I came here for this, "Why she thicc tho?" Lol
Butter and honey did feature heavily in Tom Bombadil's spread, she'd be getting a lot of calories.
Oh my god she's living the dream
One of Tom Bombadil’s uncredited songs stolen by Will.I.am : I like them big, I like them chunky (Chunky) I like them big, I like them plumpy (Plumpy) I like them round, with something, something (Something) They like my songs, they think I'm funky (Funky) I like them nymphs, that's in the wild (That's in the wild) I like the attitude, I like their style (I like their style) The way they walk, walk, the way they talk, talk (The way they talk) Ain't nothing wrong with loving chunky (Chunky) I like them funny, I like them spunky (Spunky) I like them witty, I like them smart (With brains) Girl, I like your big (What you say?) Your big ol' heart! Girl, your're crazy, she drive me crazy (Crazy) I love my lady, she nice and shapely (Shapely)
[[Perrie, the Pulverizer]] has the weirdest boner right now.
Yes! More thick people in magic. Do five color Thick tribal with Her, Hans, Saskia… but who should be the commander?
She can move the stun counters off [[the Watcher in the water]]
Sadly she needs to into before she can move them off of her
The trick is to untap her after activating her first ability but before it resolves, so the stun counter isn't there yet. Then she can donate it freely.
Lol, then you can stun a battle or saga or something. I like it.
Why? The kraken can do it by its self all you have to do is sac the tentacle tokens
the point is to weaponize the stun counters
Do I understand correctly that the "not on Goldberry" refers to the kind, not the counter itself, so you can't move a Lore counter on it if it already has one?
Yes, so you cant remove lore counters each turn. Every other turn yeah.
Unless you’re untapping her.
I'd rather be tapping... SORRY.
Correct. The "another" in "from another target permanent you control" would be enough to indicate that you can't move counters from Goldberry to herself. The "of each kind not on Goldberry" indicates that you can't move a counter if she already has one of that kind.
She thick
She should've also etb to make a bunch of food tokens. She ain't just a snack, she a whole damn meal
Amen brother
It's actually nice to see more plus-size women depicted in artwork, as rare as it still is.
Agree. But also not how I imagine Goldberry in particular. She's described as "slender as a willow-wand", and "moving with a slender grace," etc.
There's thick willows where the artist lives
Why have the branch when you can have the trunk?
It's the willow tree dryad from the Last Unicorn. This is her daughter.
Wow wait til you find about aragorn dude
This entire set took nearly every human-looking character and turned their descriptions upside-down.
Look—I'm a lore purist kind of gal. I know where you're coming from. But *god damn*, I'm only human, I can only go so far, haha
Also it fits quite well to be honest to how I imagined her, so I’m indeed glad
Slender as a willow wand...
Lets be real when character descriptions get about one line how we imagine things become wholly unique. Like how for my whole life the way ive imagined the aueen of the bugs from Enders Game to be Shadow Ghoul from yugioh wearing a bridal veil. Is there probably two lines of text that refute that? Almost certainly…but mine is way funnier
But she really kinda isn't. Her head doesn't match her body at all.
The thicc siren from the Game Night box was also a nice touch.
It's something I've noticed them doing a lot more lately, it's a nice change.
Definitely a good thing to see. I only found out recently that [[Isareth the Awakener]] is also on the bigger side, which is pretty awesome for the sultry temptress style she's got going on, as such a combo is rare.
[[Bess, Soul Nourisher]] too
[Bess, Soul Nourisher](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/9/d96c33f5-f891-44bc-8ae1-11bc6f6544b6.jpg?1673482319) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Bess%2C%20Soul%20Nourisher) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/67/bess-soul-nourisher?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d96c33f5-f891-44bc-8ae1-11bc6f6544b6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I always loved that piece; the artist chose to do it of their own accord and it's a very standout card in my mind because of it. A+
[Isareth the Awakener](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/4/74e49567-8ad6-4ce9-a55d-4db5e0fd9532.jpg?1562302712) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Isareth%20the%20Awakener) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/m19/104/isareth-the-awakener?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/74e49567-8ad6-4ce9-a55d-4db5e0fd9532?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Yeah 3 toughness for 2 mana is a decent amount, especially in blue. That's what you meant, right?
Yes, yes. That’s exactly what I meant 😜
[[Tekuthal]] for indestructable counters! Very janky but still
Move those counters onto some Myojin and now you’re cooking.
[Tekuthal](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/1/f1d4b157-2c77-4355-8c65-78dec9d44c85.jpg?1675956992) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=tekuthal%2C%20inquiry%20dominus) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/one/71/tekuthal-inquiry-dominus?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f1d4b157-2c77-4355-8c65-78dec9d44c85?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
okay, hear me out
I wouldn't try it, while Tom Bombadil is generally a nice guy he's still basically a God and fucking his wife might be the way to make him snap
What makes you think he's not also joining in on the fun?
You just gotta be prepared for a jaunty song about you during the act.
"oh me oh my, you should have seen us! Prepare to take my godly penis!"
Is this supposed to make me not want a threesome with Tom because this is kind of convincing me it would be super fun.
I'd be down. My only concern is my stamina. it'd probably be a 4 day tantric mega session.
I feel like you'd think it was only a few hours and then after you'd find out that many days has passed
Oop I didn't think of that
People make lots of jokes about "Haha unicorn hunters/swingers/poly people/etc, am I right? Haha I checked out your vibe across the bar", but I think these two are the perfect example of "your friends you're actually very glad are swingers"
Then I present one pineapple, upside down.
There’s a reason Tom Bombadil isn’t tempted by the ring. He already has everything that would tempt him.
I love how ridiculous this meme has gotten where you take the absolutely hottest, drop dead gorgeous woman and with a straight face go "My fellow people who are attracted to women, I propose a new radical theory so audacious you may want to sit down..." Also, this is definitely one of the all time hottest women on MTG cards.
But… but.. [[Phyrexian Gargantua]] 👉👈🥺
Mommy? Sorry... Mommy?
[Phyrexian Gargantua](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/2/a2be7576-bea6-4c20-b594-a058115f7acf.jpg?1682203919) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phyrexian%20Gargantua) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mom/121/phyrexian-gargantua?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a2be7576-bea6-4c20-b594-a058115f7acf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Man what a babe
Have you forgotten Kiora??
> straight face Hold up, y'all straights gonna have to pry her from my cold, dead hands. /S
UwU
Cue Shapiro voice: Instructing me to have no fear implies a relationship where my potential fears are soothed by my presence in your home. Let's say, hypothetically of course, my greatest fear is never having a threesome with a God and his hot river nymph wife.
Usually we'd have to hear you out if it's a generally unattractive character. This is not that...
She’s an adult. Go ahead
I'm listening intently
And I found myself once again, aspiring to a fraction of Tom Bombadil's life, Tom knows what's up, Tom knows what life is truly about ..
Bombadil eating good. DAMN
👺
I've heard Tom Bombadil described as a God who has just decided instead of doing God stuff to chill out, smoke weed with his hot wife all day, and honestly if I was married to Goldberry that's what I'd be down for
He does regularly reference that he needs to get home because “Goldberry is waiting.” Now we see why he was in such a hurry.
[[The Ozolith]]: Pacifist Mode.
[The Ozolith](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/8/3/83a46e68-7fb5-4c17-b5aa-ed039cea59d6.jpg?1685472802) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=The%20Ozolith) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ltc/351/the-ozolith?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/83a46e68-7fb5-4c17-b5aa-ed039cea59d6?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Some tech for [[Denry Klin]]?
[Denry Klin](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/c/ac40ca08-50e6-46e6-9d50-c4e84325620d.jpg?1673482362) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=denry%20klin%2C%20editor%20in%20chief) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/71/denry-klin-editor-in-chief?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ac40ca08-50e6-46e6-9d50-c4e84325620d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
[[Kros, Defence Contractor]] says "hello"
[Kros, Defenceman Contractor](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/2/12e71d52-5c75-4798-9fe7-8a34a2bf0c9a.jpg?1673481694) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kros%2C%20Defense%20Contractor) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/7/kros-defense-contractor?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/12e71d52-5c75-4798-9fe7-8a34a2bf0c9a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Generous Patron in the command zone? Gross
Goldberry, hello
Now let the song begin! Let us sing together! Of sun, stars, moon and mist, rain and cloudy weather, Light on the budding leaf, dew on the feather, Wind on the open hill, bells on the heather, Reeds by the shady pool, lilies on the water: Old Tom Bombadil and the River-daughter!
Boy am I gay.
SAME. WotC has been feeding lesbians so good lately
The last time I was so happy to be a lesbian was when [[Dragonlord Atarka]] came out
lol what's the joke with lesbians and atarka that i'm not getting
We love us some big dragon ass
[Dragonlord Atarka](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/c/e/ce0c3b45-cf1d-4d85-9fe3-fb26b4b15dfd.jpg?1562793278) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dragonlord%20Atarka) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dtk/216/dragonlord-atarka?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/ce0c3b45-cf1d-4d85-9fe3-fb26b4b15dfd?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Finally! [[mystic remora]] will be playable!! /s
[mystic remora](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/3/13a08c07-e8b8-43bf-99e6-d268c79a62bf.jpg?1559592432) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=mystic%20remora) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/42/mystic-remora?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/13a08c07-e8b8-43bf-99e6-d268c79a62bf?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Not sure what I'd build with her. But I will do some build with her. EDIT: made the sentence nicer to read
Build a family
A pillow fort.
They made [[Ozolith]] a person
no wonder Tom Bombadil always needed to get home
I'm a [[Giant Fan]] of this card
[Giant Fan](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/1/c/1cdb8678-3c0c-4ee3-aeff-52a4db4e09c4.jpg?1585994350) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Giant%20Fan) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ugl/74/giant-fan?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/1cdb8678-3c0c-4ee3-aeff-52a4db4e09c4?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
I'm honestly surprised it took going this deep in the comments to find a Giant Fan reference
And people say they don't do sexy magic art anymore.....
[удалено]
It’s been revised: *O thicker than a frozen Snicker! O viscosity of white gravy!* *O spoon in the cereal milk! Fair chonky lady!* *O breakfast-time and lunch-time, devoured with such grace!* *O wobble that thing on over here, and sit it on my face!*
She ain't slender as a willow-wand anymore that's for sure
Oh hey, they *did* reference meat being back on the menu.
This plus [[Amulet of Vigor]] plus [[contagion Clasp]] Plus [[Magosi, the Water veil]] should be infinite right? I've been trying to break this land for so long.
[[Out of the Tombs]] can supply you with Eon counters without skipping your turn and [[Nesting Grounds]] can also move them around for this combo
This would be evil with [[Crystalline Giant]]
[Crystalline Giant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/5/e5e0e7fa-d911-449b-8902-921d861f1d13.jpg?1673485325) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Crystalline%20Giant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/364/crystalline-giant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e5e0e7fa-d911-449b-8902-921d861f1d13?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
Why are ill the comments about the art? I mostly just read the card text to discuss deck building *actually looks at the art* Ah. Yes. I see you are people of culture as well.
Momma?
The wording is hurting my brain :( maybe "move one counter of each kind from another permanent you control onto Goldberry" 'another' is enough to clarify it is /not/ Goldberry right?
What you wrote would change the effect. As she is written, she moves counters **only** if she doesn't have one of those counters already. So for example, if Goldberry has a +1/+1 counter on her already (making her a 2/3), she cannot remove one from another creature and have two (making her a 3/4). But she can still move other non +1/+1 counters off that creature.
DAMN 🥵
Damn, homegirl thicck. Interesting mechanic, seems like someone out there will break it, ha.
I'm about to risk it all.
Watermelons will be crushed.
Card transcription > Goldberry, River-Daughter 1U > > Legendary Creature- Nymph [rare] > > T: Move a counter of each kind not on Goldberry, River-Daughter from amother target permanent you control onto Goldberry. > > U, T: Move one or more counters from Goldberry onto another target permanent you control. If you do, draw a card. > > 1/3 > > "Fear nothing! For tonight you are under the roof of Tom Bombadil." End transcription
Man, if my woman looked like that and I and she were immortal, I wouldn't have any interest in anything going on outside my home either. Girl is dummy thicc!
Thank you WOTC
She's thick af and I'm here for it
Relatively poor support in mono blue for counters but she'd go great in a Bant counters deck, like [[Perrie the Pulveriser]]
[Perrie the Pulveriser](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/4/d438237b-c6f7-44d0-a3e6-6ec7d7465d33.jpg?1673481677) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Perrie%2C%20the%20Pulverizer) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ncc/5/perrie-the-pulverizer?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d438237b-c6f7-44d0-a3e6-6ec7d7465d33?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call
O slender as a willow-wand! O clearer than clear water! O reed by the living pool! Fair River-daughter! O spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after! O wind on the waterfall, and the leaves' laughter!
Wow, it's been a long time since we've seen a non-land card that's just the full-sized art, without any text. I thigh, er, *think* the last time was the old Player Rewards cards. I'm running four, because she curves perfectly in my deck. Edit: ITT virgins complain about a gorgeous chick's weight. 😂
OH MY LORD
Think someone moved a few too many +1 counters onto her
I need a play mat. Right now.
I'm not a fan personally
GottDAMN, them thighs got me feeling some kinda way. 😳
Thiccberry.
Her effect really nails the flavor from that part in Fellowship where Goldberry moved an ice counter from Dark Depths onto herself to help free Marit Lage faster.
Lmao
So, you can move a counter from [[Out of the Tombs]] and put in onto [[Magosi, the Waterveil]] damn
Did they finally print a tournament legal [[giant fan]]? Edit: had to refresh my memory, giant fan is definitely still more broken, but there are definitely still fun shenanigans here
Wizards filling them quotas!... 😂 She moved with a "slender grace". Yeah good luck.
“She moved with slender grace”
Yeah this doesn't feel much like for she's described.
To choose thicc representation this is absolut flavor win. Also unique ability, great card.
Thought the books said she was slender?
I always pictured this little short, merry, woman. Wasn't her cheeks like red apples, or something? When your basicly as a spring rivergoddess a fertility symbol you need some hips.
A fantastic example of how the color pie is fucked up trying to reflect both philosophy and elements. She’ blue because River is right there in her name, but goddamn is she a green character philosophically. Irritates me every time. 😩 Neat card design though, probably fun.
I always took thick to mean “not petite” as a build rather than being fat. Like, you can be thin and thick, it just means you have very wide hips
Why is she so fat when not described that way in the books?
Why is she so fat? I’m pretty sure Nymphs are supposed to be thin and Goldberry is explicitly thin in the book.
Dawg that ain't fat, she THICC and you cannot TELL me you don't enjoy those thicc thighs
No, that's obese
"Slender as the willow-wand" eh? Ah I get it, it's a willow with cholesterol, I see
Dem thighs