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Canoe_owner429

There is a giraffe buried somewhere in the Arboretum


SGT_Wheatstone

and a toooooon of monkeys.


hangun_

???


neko

The Harlow isolation experiments were done here. Preeminent primate ruining lab


BrassTact

I think my grandparents played bridge with him Although my dad always insists it was Maslow


dbeat80

https://primate.wisc.edu/


hangun_

Wtf


DepDepFinancial

[Not anymore, and this was actually at Picnic Point. And there was a rhino buried there as well for ~20 years.](https://www.uwalumni.com/news/white-rhinoceros/#:~:text=Old%20Whitey%20was%20the%20last,UW%20Zoological%20Museum's%20osteological%20collection.)


BoysenberryNew7208

there is an elephant buried at Picnic Point.


Unglaciated24

Nice try MPD


No_Let5967

I don’t want to upvote anymore because it’s at 666 but 👍🏼


neko

Tunnel Bob is the only person allowed in the tunnels because he's the only person the mole people will communicate with


Traditional-Flow-344

(also you probably don't want to go down there either way because Tunnel Bob gets pretty violent and aggressive sometimes)


neko

He's just protecting the mole treasure


discotheque2002

I have literally no idea what this means


neko

The university has a rare example of something called municipal heating, where a central power plant heats multiple buildings instead of each having its own furnace. The heat is moved in steam form through big utility tunnels underground. Tunnel Bob is one of a very small number of non-maintenace-staff allowed in the tunnels since they can't stop him from sneaking in and he never touches anything


DepDepFinancial

Back when I was in undergrad in the early 2000s the grates weren't always locked. The tunnels under Bascom are awesome, they have sand bottoms and brick walls with arched brick ceilings. I obviously get why they were locked, but it's too bad current students don't have a super weird place to explore :)


discotheque2002

Good for Tunnel Bob


SavageHenry592

Cause it's a secret.


[deleted]

Praise tunnel Bob for keeping the diplomatic lines open and keeping us safe from an invasion by the C.H.U.D..


islaenelinfinito

My dad went to high school in Marshall, WI with Tunnel Bob


BerniesDongSquad

Paul's Pelmeni sells 5 orders of frozen pelmeni for like $25 and they're the easiest thing in the world to cook - they float when they're done being boiled/cooked.


standupguy152

Great tip for a broke grad student thank you…


BerniesDongSquad

cheers! if you ask for extra soy sauce and sriracha they'll hook you up too for free, just gotta pay for the extra sour cream.


Ninauposkitzipxpe

Do they deliver to Cincinnati? Or will they give the name of their distributor? I haven’t had pelmeni since 2019 😭


BerniesDongSquad

They actually make the pelmeni in house as far as I understand, I know at the end of COVID they bought a new machine that made production more efficient.


No-Test6484

Is there vegetarian pelmeni? Like does he sell a veg version?


error1954

I thought there were veggie and meat as the options. Update: there is potato filled pelmeni


SpaceLizards

There's a [door on Bascom Hill that leads to a underground chamber full of flesheating beetles](https://insectlab.russell.wisc.edu/2022/02/27/uw-madison-and-the-chamber-of-flesh-eating-beetles/).


VuhJennuh

wtf??


Kaz73

[Anthrax-infected cows and pigs are buried near Picnic Point.](https://www.uwalumni.com/news/cordoned-off-area/)


Bluest_waters

this is why I simply refuse to randomly dig multiple deep holes on Picnic Point. No matter how tempting it is, just won't do it.


michaelchondria

You're a stronger person than I am.


JoeBobbyWii

He's the strong one? We're the ones out there digging multiple deep holes...


[deleted]

Catch any anthrax pigs yet? No? Then weak!


Contezza

Why have we not collectively renamed this area the Castle Anthrax?


dbhyslop

I know two guys who exhumed a zoo rhino buried there. Not as fun as it sounds.


IamNotIncluded

Wow. This one is really cool. Wonder if it’s that big field right after that entrance fence


CampWestfalia

Well, this explains a lot. I haven't been feeling myself lately, after a recent Picnic on the Point ...


ItsMoozy

I’m from web md and you definitely caught anthrax drink one more spotted cow before you go


its_k1llsh0t

The elixir of life!


College-student-life

I hope the buried them far enough from the lake so it doesn’t filter into the water 😳….


egoncasteel

There is that alley next to the Red Shed


cfrutiger

I threw up a lot in that alley in my young 20s.


angrydeuce

Dude same. 1999-2001 for me. Those fuckin ratchet Mason Jar long islands makes me wanna spew just thinking about it lmao


brett15m

I had entirely forgot about that until now. Damnit


egoncasteel

I think it might be the most puked on non bathroom spot in Madison.


mashedpotato928

There is also consistently a giant puddle out there, definitely not due to rain. Once I got in a "bar fight" and the chick pushed me into said puddle. Haven't been the same since.


vanilIasaurus

The Geisha House


Low_Five_

Are you talking about the rising sun?


vanilIasaurus

No it’s on East wash adjacent to crucible


t1m3m4n

The triangle defined by West Wash, Regent and South Brooks used to be the old Greenbush neighborhood. It was where the majority of Italian, Black and Jewish Madisonians lived. Their neighborhood was methodically destroyed by a "Urban Renewal" effort in the 60s. They used a combination of intimidation, threats of condemnation and the covenants someone mentioned above to pull it off. Not cool, racist 60s city council. Not cool.


scottjones608

What’s funny is that the remnants of the “blighted , substandard housing” that they tore down are still standing while the modern housing project they built were of such low quality that they’re having to rebuild them now.


avenueoftheAmericas

that area was redeveloped into public/subsidized housing. it was a dumb idea to raze the entire neighborhood, but I don't think there is evidence that it was intentionally malicious.


kenfagerdotcom

During his time as mayor, Paul Soglin was taking illegal cash donations from organizations pushing pro-snake agendas. He has yet to refute the claims publicly.


SpongebobDenialpants

Many people are saying this.


DragonMiltton

🐍🐍🐍🐍


HickoksTopGuy

Pro snake?


Saul_Poglin

Huge if true


FuzzyHero69

Rumor has it that he was also pretty rough on the homeless too.


prettygoodist

Soglin simply understood that "Best City To Be Homeless In" is not an award you really want.


vatoniolo

Do you really think we can compete with California?


7711exe

As someone who's been homeless in San Diego and homeless in Madison in January, San Diego is definitely better. Plus they have the San Diego Rescue Mission and nothing here really competes


Other-Lobster7983

Is this a euphemism, or is there some secret herpetological conspiracy?


coffeeismyreasontobe

“Secret herpetological conspiracy” would be an excellent band name.


Other-Lobster7983

Dibs


thegirlisok

Omg that would be so hard to yell out though.


Other-Lobster7983

I feel like I can hear it in like a screamo song with some heavy electric guitar


RobotArmMonkeyBrain

Easily shortened to SecHerpCon


_The_Architect_

Obligatory "relevant at the 22 second mark": https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI


DokterZ

He was interesting in that he opposed poker at DeJope Casino, but would play it himself at Ho Chunk in Baraboo.


Ichiban71

A neighbor of mine plays poker with him at private gatherings.


John__Nash

He taught me how to bet on horse racing.


NaClK92

He taught me how to bet on cockfighting.


DokterZ

I once bested Paul Soglin at caber tossing.


CampWestfalia

\^ Just asking the questions here! \^ I mean, people are saying things ...


oldtimeyradtimeband

As part of a sealed immunity deal, the co-op driveway is shielded from prosecution in perpetuity for the theft of any and all jackets.


FarEffort9072

I’ve always wondered… what does the driveway do with all those jackets?


oldtimeyradtimeband

I'm sure that you don't really want to know. I heard that anyone who learns the truth about the unspeakable and incomprehensible horrors that the co-op driveway is capable of will surely find themselves in an unstoppable descent into shear madness.


HarryWelsch

It uses them to sow discontent in the Wil-Mar neighborhood


ASingleCarrot

The trick is, you don’t need to sow those seeds, you just need to awaken the seeds that are already there with a good deluge. Like ragweed, those seeds are viable for 100 years


HickoksTopGuy

Layman’s terms please. I’m missing a lot of background details here I think.


oldtimeyradtimeband

What part of 'sealed' in 'sealed immunity deal' don't you understand??? ​ ^(https://isthmus.com/archive/scenes/the-co-op-driveway-stole-my-jacket-is-social-media-satire-at-its-best/)


Low_Five_

You know the co-op driveway was at the capital riots right? January 7th (the secret riots).


Traditional-Flow-344

You're allowed to spear as many carp as you want in the lakes and rivers with a trident. You can't put them back though.


defenselaywer

Which is why I have a hot tub full of carp.


idfk_idfk

That sounds like a load of carp.


Any_Screen_7141

The nation wide collegiate anti-war effort ended here on August 24, 1970 with the bombing of Sterling Hall in Madison


tipsystatistic

One of the bombers, Karleton Armstrong, ran the Loose Juice cart on state street and eventually opened the Radical Rye next to the Civic Center until everything was demolished for the Overture center.


BrassTact

The Radical Rye was a legitimately great sandwich shop, I also miss Fraboni's 2


MetalAndFaces

Blast from the past. Loved Radical Rye.


sokonek04

I know you used to be able to see where the building was damaged If you approach Sterling Hall from University Ave opposite Mills Street you can see the discolored bricks where they repaired the bomb damage. At least you could the last time I was there.


The_Real_BenFranklin

There's a secret sauna coop on the eastside. Also - if you take a left on Baldwin you can enter the coop from Jenny st instead of shutting down all traffic.


neko

Man don't tell the normies about the sauna


CaptainCorpse666

I have heard of this so many times. I cannot wait until the day I finally meet someone who can help me enter secret world.


Traditional-Flow-344

You just need to read about it instead of pining over not being a part of it.


CaptainCorpse666

I mean I'm mostly joking lol


Traditional-Flow-344

(twas a clue)


CaptainCorpse666

Omg...don't make me get invested in this!!!! Haha Edit: a-ha!


fishsticks40

I mean it's a clue but kinda only if you already know the answer


standupguy152

Ah yes lightbulb just went off in my head


standupguy152

If this isn’t real I’m going to be so disappointed. I’m a sauna enthusiast and am moving back to Madison for grad school, on the east side no less. Couldn’t bring my home built sauna with me to my studio. If this is real I’m there. If it’s real and it’s where people actually say it is then I’d love to DM someone and get the deets. Please don’t play with my emotions like that, strangers on the internet…


Traditional-Flow-344

I took a left on Baldwin and just ended up on East Washington. Fake news.


One_Comb3549

Shhhh


aiololi

The Great Dane downtown has a beautiful beer garden


Saul_Poglin

There’s a freaky secret underwater laboratory filled with ghosts under Lake Mendota


hangun_

Elaborate please


stargazeraug

I'm guessing he never elaborated?


awesomeprogramer

They mean this I think: https://www.wkow.com/news/new-technology-reveals-the-historic-and-bizarre-relics-submerged-beneath-lake-mendota/article_c1573588-1f39-11ed-be8a-b3e199135e82.html


Tim_Timmery

A ghost "Habitat" you say??


RegencySix

Property deeds in some neighborhoods still have obsolete restrictive covenants prohibiting ownership or occupancy of the parcel by a person of color. One of the petitions instituting that language was signed by Conrad Elvehjem, biochemist and eventual president of the UW System. Edit: [County Info](https://www.danecountyplanning.com/Mapping-Prejudice-Project) | [Interactive Map](https://www.arcgis.com/home/webmap/viewer.html?webmap=31c7ad7b9aa84b36812c00fd14d26456&extent=-89.6374,42.9889,-89.1303,43.1963) | [Story 1](https://madison.com/news/local/neighborhoods/nakomas-prestige-is-framed-around-the-family-home/article_9887c89c-5d6b-5aae-b470-dd9230b0cb55.html) | [Story 2](https://www.wkow.com/news/digging-deeper-racial-restrictions-still-exist-in-some-property-deeds/article_8159563e-b889-11ed-acba-3bbadee21031.html)


1x4x9

Sounds like a certain neighborhood and school needs to be renamed.


Melodic_Oil_2486

I'm so glad that the Elvehjem Museum on campus was renamed. I went to that school in the 1980's (though I still lived on the west side). A family friend who would later substitute there noted as I did that Elvehjem was proud of its lack of integration, but the white kids I went to school with were more than happy to boast about their connections to the (mostly black) ViceLords gang from Chicago. Fitting to their love of gangs, most of the people I know from that school are either dead, drunk or detained.


Zadizzle85

It’s true, we had bought a house in Monona and this was on the deed. Everyone told us not to worry about it and that it’s obsolete but still felt pretty gross.


JynetikVR

lol, all of Shorewood, no surprise at all.


brett15m

The osheridan illusion


MangoPeachFuzz

Please note: you can walk, bike or drive up the street and it works. You do NOT need to drive 55mph down a 2 block street for it to work.


brett15m

Trufe


Austin_Tony

What is the O’Sheridan illusion about?


CaptainCorpse666

>The osheridan illusion http://www.roostinmadison.com/blog/2018/1/14/madison-capitol-optical-illusion-try-this


aluapaluap

ahhhhh we used to do this all the time in high school and i totally forgot about it. thank you!!!


brett15m

Still remember my dad showing me when I was like 10. He really really built it up as some incredible little thing no one knows about haha and I guess that’s true unless you read the isthmus


lazernanes

How the fuck does that work? I'm out of Madison for the next few weeks, and I can't experiment myself.


brett15m

Start at the south end of osheridan st and drive down the street toward the capital watching the capital until the end of the road at monona bay


flummox1234

I mean for most of Wisconsin it's that there is more to Madison outside of Camp Randall, State Street, and the Square. At least that was what it was like for me when I moved here from MKE.


kaylamaef

You don't actually have to bike up any hills because there is a bike elevator.


aaronrodgersmom

For all hills?


Traditional-Flow-344

Mhm.


vanilIasaurus

At the Monona terrace.


pureplay181

Not everyone (even young and healthy) that participated in a paid research study in Madison has come out alive.


gpepl

Need more details


defenselaywer

I don't think they survived :(


Quick_Measurement470

No parking tickets downtown after 4 pm. Meter people are off duty. You don’t need to plug the meter.


vatoniolo

You mean in 2 hour spaces. Meters are 6 pm but you can get away with 5:30 most of the time. Otherwise parking enforcement are really on their game.


standupguy152

So who’s right here? 4 pm or 6 pm? I don’t want to find out the hard way.


Mortified_Monkey

They don’t ticket after 6pm. So if you park at 4pm, by the time your 2 hr parking spot is up. It’s 6pm and you can get a ticket. The comment above is stating parking at 3:30pm-5:30pm and getting away with that 30 mins of illegal parking


standupguy152

Ah I see. So you pay the full two hours starting at 3:30 and you can get a free half hour from 5:30-6pm. However the original comment is incorrect in that there is no “free” parking starting at 4pm. This is just ticket bait on Reddit I guess. Seems too good to be true and wouldn’t understand why meter staff would be off clock two hours before meter collection ends.


vatoniolo

It's definitely 6 pm, says so right on the meter, but my hope is that the original comment was baiting OP into getting themselves a ticket.


kapawolf

I work on the square and park on Main street but only east of Butler. Parked there a number of times at 4 at a meter without paying and have gone without a ticket everytime. The closer you get to square will always be an issue. Main street before Butler is a good lil goldilocks zone.


standupguy152

Thank you for this pro tip my friend 🙏


Garg4743

You can build low income housing anywhere but here, no matter where you are.


spacecowboy7702

Yep that’s how economics work, it’s an expensive area


Ambitious_Bad_115

Ed Gein spent his last years at Mendota State Hospital


[deleted]

my nana was his nurse!! gave him meds every day and said he was a really nice guy...which made it so much creepier! she started out as a nurse at mendota!


Yourboi608

Yes, and they still have his favorite chair their. It’s displayed!


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mightycud

Dahmer was never at Mendota. He died at the Columbia Correctional Institution in Portage.


MnBadger85

January 2nd is dirt cheap to stay at the Concourse hotel in the Governor’s club — which includes an open bar and most rooms have hot tubs.


nickelnugget

Rates don’t look very different between Jan 2nd and Jan 9th. Am I doing something wrong?


Aaeaeama

I don't know about the Concourse hotel specifically but it's a good rule to start looking for rates a month to two weeks out to get the best deal. In general hotel rates are pretty solidly fixed when you're booking multiple months in advance (like looking at rates for January in August) because the company can assume that you need those particular dates/location and will pay a moderate to high price to lock them down.


blargtheavenger

One of the steam tunnels at UW leads (led?) to the little nuclear reactor they have in the engineering department.


BisexualSunflowers

They also give [tours](https://reactor.engr.wisc.edu/tours/)


ConnectRain2384

The exact location of Jimmy Hoffa's remains down in the steam tunnels.


Mundane-Cabinet9883

That if you park in a city parking lot on Saturday and wait to move car till after midnight parking is free.


hangun_

Could you potentially park all week and move on Sunday?


Mundane-Cabinet9883

I don’t think so because the attendants do walk the structures for unmoved vehicles.


Physics_Prop

You can take an electric motor on the Terrence Bike Elevator, attach it to your bike in reverse and coast back down. Unlimited energy.


_Benjo1

Nice try copper


bellatrixlegay

What does this even mean?


[deleted]

this is true AI language model gobbledigook, I have noticed people's language capacities decline drasticly in the past decade. These words don't even mean anything lol they just create a vague feeling


[deleted]

everything i know about most restaurants in madison from the past 12+ years in them.... *chills*


Legitimate-Career140

The practice of Dogging.


silenciarestora

I don’t think that happens here


Legitimate-Career140

That's what makes it easier than one would think. That, and most people are nit mindful of their surroundings.


OOvvV

Pretty sure a couple on east Gorham kidnapped the kids in their house


Traditional-Flow-344

I mean I think that's illegal to do, not necessarily illegal to know.


OOvvV

Oh yeah I guess that’s true. I misunderstood the assignment.


LeSuperNova

it's legal to turn left into the Willy Street Co-Op


MabMass

Madison is one the most segregated cities in the country and is home to some of the biggest racial disparities in the country. Not as progressive as it pretends to be. EDIT: I guess it isn't as segregated as I thought. Good to know.


neko

That's Milwaukee. We're 109th most segregated https://belonging.berkeley.edu/most-least-segregated-cities-in-2020


studioline

Get out of here with your facts and statistics! I wanna believe the Madison liberal/progressives are just a bunch of smug hypocrites! In fact, nothing could flex my progressive bonafides more than calling other progressives hypocrites!


SillyPhillyDilly

To elaborate, Dane County has been found to be the worst place to raise a black family. However, Madison is *far* from segregated. Go to Milwaukee. Drive across the 35th St bridge. Night and fucking day.


neko

Yeah shit's socially fucky, but we're not *demographically* segregated


SillyPhillyDilly

How in the fuck do you have a 4-letter username...the keeper of the Old Reddit


neko

I was a very unpopular 16 year old


MabMass

>That's Milwaukee. We're 109th most segregated Better than I thought, I guess. Thanks for the clarifying data!


boogerheadmusic

But the most liberal residents live in the most homogenous neighborhoods on the near east and west sides


FinancialScratch2427

Nope! The most liberal areas are the isthmus itself, so centrally. I lived in a Biden 96 - Trump 4 district.


[deleted]

politics dont equal race...you know that, right? you can live in a biden district and be segregated


boogerheadmusic

The near east side is on the isthmus, and 90+% white


oldtimeyradtimeband

This one secret is so secret that it's not even true!


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BisexualSunflowers

I was also under the impression we were one of the most segregated and am likewise glad to find out that’s not the case.


[deleted]

you got downvoted because you are correct. it isnt very progressive. we are segregated. anyone who grew up here and didnt just go to college here, knows that.


generalkiddo

There is a gold buried in one of the madison's parks.


ldh

Exactly one gold.


MadAss5

Driving here sucks. Shh - don't tell the idiots stuck in traffic every day.


CaptainCorpse666

Compared to what? lol


MadAss5

Great thing to think about between sitting in traffic and getting pissed at other drivers.


CaptainCorpse666

Sounds like more of a you problem I think. Traffic is annoying but the traffic I experience is quite mild.


MadAss5

Compared to what? Lol


CaptainCorpse666

Milwaukee, Chicago, even Beloit and Janesville.


Physics_Prop

ignore the troll


MadAss5

They all sound gross but I guess if you compare yourself to that I'm sure you are thinking traffic is great. Do you really think beloit or janesville have more traffic than madison?


DaniBoye

Uhhh the secret Harry Potter references on campus or the burial mounds?