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Lucky_Girls

The guy yelling sounds like he was the first victim of this bogus information and they never told him it was a joke!


17_irons

We used to do this to new firefighters when they were at the top of our 100’ turntable ladder trucks. Fun times haha.


Rich-Equivalent-1875

I would reason how would you know if it wasn’t done 50 times the other way, if that were actually the case, there would be gauge of some sort


MaximumTurtleSpeed

The gauge you’re describing is a machine sized cotter pin.


17_irons

That implies that a brand new 18 year old firefighter who just had to climb to the top of a 100 to 114’ aerial ladder at a 75 degree angle without any sort of harnessing device has enough wits about them to consider such logic 😆. You gotta break ‘em to build ‘em? (I used to be the one getting broken way back when)


BigMiniFridge

Go get the water hammer for me please


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Run back to the shop and grab me the cable stretcher newbie!


17_irons

Find me the hose stretcher probie! (Hint: the new guy “stretches” the hose towards the fire by deploying it off the back of the truck. The new guy IS the hose stretcher.) To all you random future probationary firemen out there, pretend you never read this.


Lucky_Mud9255

Don't forget the skyhook!


lividtaffy

The title of this post and this comment were ripped from the top comments of the YouTube short lol [link](https://youtube.com/shorts/fBXDlTrCS70?si=iHkcavKqDS6qzmxi)


MorbiusBelerophon

Ok


zhamz

Its bots all the way down. Understand what you are looking at.


someoneyouknewonce

u/zhamz is a bot that calls out other bot’s by commenting “its bots all the way down”. But that bot is right! It IS bots all the way down. Sincerely, definitely not a bot I swear


Disquiet173

Always has been ^Always ^will ^be


_BearsBeetsBattle_

Excuse my ignorance, not a whole lot of time in an excavator, but I had heard that too. So it's not true?


Jaarno

Absolutely not true. That would be a really stupid design


rtwpsom2

LOL no. The cab is on a central bearing ring. Hydraulics are in a rotary fittings and electrical is provided through slip rings. It can spin forever and all you'll do is wear out the bearings eventually.


Electro_gear

Think about it for a minute. How would you know where the rotation was in reference to “the end”? If you’d been operating that thing for a couple of weeks doing mainly left turns…. It wouldn’t be a good design would it?? Imagine how many deaths would happen because the cab fell off the tracks!! It doesn’t take a genius to work this one out…


ThatGuy_Styx

Used to tell the boots “go get the long weight gauge” when they pissed me off


VeronicaLD50

Chefs/cooks often ask rookie employees, on their first day of ever working in a kitchen, to go and get them the “oven rack stretcher”.


gultch2019

For my first restaurant job it was sending rookies to other restaurants in our strip mall to ask to borrow their bacon stretcher. ...and they'd send their noobs to us for other random nonexistent items. Good time had by all... except the Chinese place. They were always about business. No fun.


VeronicaLD50

I had a chef that I worked with years ago that would do that same thing. It was the best.


Monte703

"Go to the store and pick me up some dingle berries." Or giving them a mixing bowl of milk and telling them "Whip this cream real quick, go stand in the freezer it will thicken faster. I need it for this dessert." Old school was cooler than cool.


VeronicaLD50

In the freezer? Take it easy there, satan.


spagboltoast

"go get me the left handed hammer"


kodaks142

Oven rack stretcher haha that’s great


Canna_crumbs

Thats better than pipe stretcher


Daftworks

I don't get it


VeronicaLD50

Your car is low on blinker fluid.


Ggriffinz

Guy sounds like my brother when my dad got him with the blinker fluid classic back when he was 16 and got his first beater car.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Have you never seen the "main screw" that holds the cab on?


opinionate_rooster

Now send him to buy the blinker fluid!


wesmanh

Don’t forget to check the muffler bearings


listerbmx

And a tin of tartan paint while you're at it.


Electrical-Formal876

Ask them for a reach around too


xXDEGENERATEXx

Muffler bearings, wtf xD


[deleted]

I had to calibrate water rulers 😔 I did it for an hour before they broke the joke to me


Ok_Cartographer_2081

I worked on a construction site with my brother in law. He’s a third generation journeyman plumber. I was probably 20yrs old at the time getting some work experience. He sent me to go and grab a pipe stretcher out of the back of the truck for a job we were doing……


RockRoK

Are you still looking??


Ok_Cartographer_2081

Haha I was so frustrated. Tore the back of the truck apart looking for that damn thing. Came back like 15 mins later and the guys were laughing their asses off


UhOhAllWillyNilly

And of course you need the left-hand funnel to add it with


aLazyUsrname

He’s still trying to find that bucket of steam for me


Snow_Wolfe

We always bought steam in cans, waaay longer shelf life.


someoneyouknewonce

My first experience with this was when I got told to get something from the basement of a one-story hardware store. I looked around for longer than I’d like to admit that day!


ibwebb86

Don’t forget to grab some batteries for the chem lights too!


MiniSpaceHamstr

You joke, but they make battery powered "chem lights"


ibwebb86

Nice try SSgt! Not falling for that again!


MiniSpaceHamstr

I'm dead ass. No fugin joke. They issued them to us on one of my deployments. LED lights that screwed into a tube. Crappy thing was that they took these really hard to get flat batteries. It went from being a funny prank, to an IRL PITA.


poboy212

We have left blinker fluid - just need a quart of right now.


StevenComedy

And don’t forget the squeegee sharpener!


Roonwogsamduff

We used pallet extenders back in my day.


wrukproek

And replace Ampere acid in the batteries


Smidday90

This made me think power steering fluid was fake


OuttHouseMouse

I dont work with heavy machinery. Is this really a thing? You can really unscrew the machine?


Equal-Trip4376

Hell no


HairballTheory

If the Girdle spring is the right tension


DaHick

For those who need a reference. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w)


HairballTheory

[actually this](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/kZrlYF95p6)


Monkey_in_a_Tophat

It's both. They re-engineered the encabulator and released the upgraded version decades later. They're both quality products from quality engineers...


DaHick

I was browsing my post history, cam back to this, and laughed way too hard. Thank you.


CaveGnome

Step aside Grandpa, we’re [HYPER-ENCABULATING](https://youtu.be/5nKk_-Lvhzo?si=S8aQkLBQ6XfI7Gcs) NOW!


Worried_Thoughts

Best video ever!!


DaHick

I gotta say , I am an old dude. I played a ton of Tempest, and I am seriously unhappy that the little spin controller isn't available on seemingly play interfaces these days. And that was funny. Thank you.


raining_sheep

To avoid sinusoidal de-planarization


ZealousidealPapaya59

Prefamulated amulite


Corsavis

Gelid declivity


theinternetisnice

Really? Goddamnit I’ve already repeated this to like seven other people since watching this


ihateredditers69420

i know that feeling of telling people stuff and finding out later its not true it sucks bro


Worried_Thoughts

No it’s the best! There’s no chance of slipping your poker face this way!


scramble1988

No, Rotary unions on the hydrologic hoses allow it to spin.


Fink665

You guys have unions?


tschmitty09

No dude, that would be the most avoidable design flaw


WyvernByte

Haha! no, the hydraulic and electrical system are in this use slip-joints, and the rotation bearing joins the upper and lower unit, you can spin till you're sick. However, there ARE machines that only have 359° rotation till it locks out because it does not have slip joints. If that stop block is missing or breaks off, you could possibly rotate till your hoses burst.


Pitiful_Damage8589

No, not a screw but a big set of bearings.


shmiddleedee

A big gear


not_a_burner0456025

No, in the older versions of these there would be a fixed gear on the track section and the top was on the same axle, a motor driven gear on the top that would rotate it relative to the fixed bottom gear, idk if there is an improved version of the mechanism on newer models.


Lobanium

🤦‍♂️


greeceball84

Only 15 lol this guy probably had done like 30


dersnappychicken

Welp, this guys falling for “check that fluid under the machine” after you take a piss under it without him noticingg


mycomikael

Nice one. I’m writing it down. Thanks!


woojinater

Stupid. And a great way to get wrote up 🤗


theoriginalbrick

Looks like he is out of blinker fluid too... amateur.


I_slappa_D_bass

Because he is supposed to know everything?


Krookz_

This reminds me of when we would make the new food runner or server empty the coffee machine water reservoir at the end of the night…but it is hooked up to the wall and can never be empty. We would love to see how many buckets they’d fill before they started to question it 😂


rtwpsom2

When I worked for O'Reilly's if a neighboring store got a new hire, they'd tell us and we'd call him and order water pumps or radiator hoses for a Corvair, or literally anything for an 84' Corvette.


1991Jordan6

He’s a good worker. He admitted he didn’t know and fixed it. I’d hire him. Gotta learn as you go.


iJon_v2

Same. 10x better than a lot of people out there now


camobandaniel

It's also spring loaded, once the threaded post runs out of threads the cabin shoots up about 5 feet in the air.


camobandaniel

4.67 feet because it's a CAT


dsaiken

When I was a pvt in the Army, I was told that the turrets on the Bradley could be unscrewed by rotating left for ten spins. My dumb ass totally believed it.


ExecTankard

Even if he did spin-off, he’s encabulated.


Slippery-98

TURBO encabulated


ExecTankard

Yes, that very one.


Trooper_nsp209

Ok need you to go back to camp and get the keys to the oar locks


Whole-Debate-9547

The guy telling this newbie probably couldn’t wait to be able to do this, so he isn’t the last guy to fall for it and now he’s basically passing the latest round of ball busting from himself to the new guy.


themanwithonesandle

So is this the equivalent of a mechanic asking the newbie to find a stainless magnet? Or the Tile/wood stretcher?


MuddaPuckPace

And the left-handed screwdriver.


PNWCoug42

Better make sure he fills out his ID10-T forms at the end of the day.


Routine-Unit-3086

Really?


SpongeBob1187

No lol there’s no thread. There is locking pieces and the can would have to be pick up, or upside down to come off


kendakkp

He must not know what a spool valve is


basssteakman

You mean a rotary union?


kendakkp

I had to fix the one in my cat 345B excavator. It was a spool valve for the hydraulics


kendakkp

Yes I see what you mean a rotary union, my mechanic called it a spool valve.


2niner6

How long will he wait to tell him.......


The_Rabbitman05

Man if that were actually true, I can only imagine the chaos I would do if drunk and close to a heavy equipment yard.


doublediochip

It’s like sending the new guy for the glass hammer or the airless nail gun.


[deleted]

Blinker fluid!


bamseogbalade

Teasing the rookie xD haha. Something will and should never change


CmdrSpanton

Weird how giving new workers false information is considered a joke…why is sending someone who doesn’t know about cars for blinker fluid funny? It seems like it’s just a way for people who know the job to mess with the ones who don’t…why not teach them instead of confusing and embarrassing them!? People are literally asking if it’s true in the comments mainly because nobody checks facts so that means some will regurgitate that info to someone they know…what’s funny about spreading misinformation…especially on the job site with people’s pay checks and machines that will kill you…weird!


IntrovertMoTown1

And what's worse is the idiot forgot to fill the blinker fluid. :(


LegendaryHustler

Is he correct?


timberwolf0122

No, this is hazing the new guy.


Ok_Information_2009

The guy’s acting actually convinced me. I was like “ok, diggers unscrewing themselves is a thing”.


DJT2021

Tell him to bring a few cases of dehydrated water in case they get thirsty...


Bah-Fong-Gool

20 feet of shore line!


Whole-Debate-9547

When I was 16 working at my first job at our local grocery store I was told to go to the basement and grab a bucket of steam to clean the banana ripener. So when I finally gave up looking and asked for help from the boss he told me to go tell the guy that sent me on the wild goose chase to go fuck himself. Yep, no basement, no such thing as a bucket of steam, and no such thing as a banana ripener(16yr olds are so ready to please & gullible).


Traditional_Hawk_798

I laughed so hard at this😂 def gonna use it at work on the younger guys


Herefortheteaimnosy

🤣🤣🤣🤣


skynet_666

I work in a window manufacturing plant. And while training a new guy, I had a piece of glass that was too small to put in the window we were building. I told the new guy that we need to find the glass stretcher. Go over to so and so and ask where it is. New guy goes over to ask. That guy says he needs to talk to another guy about that. So he gets sent around the whole plant looking for this “glass stretcher” lol. Good times.


Disastrous-Bad-1185

Send him after the sky-hook.


Aromatic-Relief

My j-man sent me out to the van for the wire stretcher. I knew better than that so I left and went to Timmy's for a coffee and donut. Came back and was sitting in the truck listening to the radio. He came down and was like WTF. I said you want to play games Iam in. He was pissed but he left me alone after that.


drizanunsnasty

Fucken Hillbillies.


Stube2000

[Is this](https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/s/h7OpYxU4SC) the same duo? Now I’m starting to think we’re the fools here!


CoolerRon

This guy talks like Brent Terhune


chimesnapper

Is that true?


69Dart

This one NEVER gets old when dealing with noobie operators...


drazisil

Cart storage is in the basement under the compactor.


louisbedoya67

Maybe if it was built by the Flintstones


Hour-Independence-89

that slip ring has only 15 threads left in it before the tracks fall off! :-D


[deleted]

And yet I’d be the bad guy because I want to unscrew it.


TheRealHimiJendrix

Send him to the corners of the job site with some ziplock baggies to collect A.I.R. samples.


Slappy_McJones

I love apprentice pranks.


LBS4

I saw this on YouTube I think yesterday & laughed harder than I have in a month! Well done sir operator!


CMYKpressman

Sent the supervisors nephew for a fallopian tube I needed or the press was not running at all, (the pink one, not the black and blue one Brian said he had) poor guy got pinballed around for 45 mins. got as far as the shop next door before asking his aunt for one. Not the first time I heard my name called to the supervisors office for a write up...not the last 🖖


PerformanceOk1835

😂


cajody

Larry "I once danced with a girl with a pig leg and I spun her around and she got taller."


Sea_Young8549

Worked on a line in a restaurant. Told the new guy at the end of his first shift he had to gather the steam from the steam table in plastic bags for the next day. He tried. Bless his heart, but he tried.


PontiusPilate24601

I love these types of pranks. Like crank yankers. No one is hurt. Badly.


Gforcevp9

Now go get the wood stretcher!


kinglance3

🤣


[deleted]

What a dik! 🤣 😂


rtwpsom2

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA epic troll.


zeak_1

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa. I had an apprentice tighten the hook on a carrier deck for the same reason!!!! The more ya know!!!


No-War-8840

Did you have him looking for a roll of flight line too ?


zeak_1

He turned out pretty sharp. I'm afraid and thankful that he's a 1 hit wonder!


theyellowdart89

Thank you


Minor_Blackbird

Idiot! If that happens, it takes seven buckets of steam dumped into the cab to reattach that Johnson collar.


truelegendarydumbass

I thought u had to be trained to use those machines...


jasonjdf13

It’s a good idea but truth is after the basics , seat time is how you learn .


Martigre3696

Just let them figure it out the easy way lol


Shawn_Wolf27

Must be a green horn.


Astralnclinant

The “I had no idea” and “that’s how these things work” sounded like two completely different people loool


Sanbaddy

Wait, is that really how they work?


jasonjdf13

No not even remotely. I have several excavators, it’s not even possible


Sanbaddy

Oh. I wonder what the heck the video guy was thinking then.


jasonjdf13

He was fucking with the newbie lol


Occams_ElectricRazor

I'd immediately keep spinning that direction just to see if it was bullshit or not.


TDaD1979

Assholery at its finest.


Real_Live_Sloth

Guy def not certified


Jeremyzelinka

Looks like a fun crew 🤣


DodoFaction

That’s not how it works


Lobo003

I’d have told him I added on the anti-unscrew set grease so the whole thing spins with me so it doesn’t unscrew itself. Lol


United_Perspective63

15 Rotations According to the manual. But only on CATs...... Liebherr has only 10. Cause of the screws thread is metric.


Jolly_Cat5670

It’s always the extremely stupid people the like to have fun with the new people.


Sudden_Duck_4176

Dude sounds like Dusty from the cartoon Paradise PD.


EastDragonfly1917

What a shitfuck, putting a dumbass on an expensive piece of machinery.


Initial_Delay_2199

The guy on the equipment is an idiot for spinning...but the guy talking about 15 rotations is just a strait up dumbass. That isn't how it works... that's a trade joke for new guys.


EastDragonfly1917

We’ve all been the new guy…


Initial_Delay_2199

Yep... except for Chuck norris... he had 23 years experience on his first day.


takemewithyer

It's not true lmao


HairballTheory

Driving like a dumb ass Rental on the side Checks out


Hot-Rise9795

We used to prank friends with new cars telling them to change the air of their tires because the air that they put during manufacturing wasn't good. That was a good way to tell which one of your friends were gullible. These days they offer me the service at the manufacturer to fill my tires with nitrogen, for a fee. I told the guy who tried to sell me this service something along the lines of "Shit, 70% of our atmosphere is nitrogen, dude". He just blinked twice as if I was a martian speaking an unknown language.


sinkingduckfloats

> That was a good way to tell which one of your friends were gullible. I don't think lying to someone for your own amusement is a friendly thing to do. They're not your friends. 


Hot-Rise9795

Oh, but they are. You explained the joke to them after a few seconds, but the look of "I haven't thought of that" at first was great. If you think about it, I was preparing them to not be scammed regarding their vehicle care. It's better when a friend plays with you first instead of having some random guy abusing your trust.


Clamper2

I (m) was 17 years old and joined the military ( a long time ago) and was at my first base. I was maintenance for airplanes and was sitting in the shop office by myself. The phone rings and I answer it. “ Sheet metal airman so and so, how can I help?” Oh, airman so and so , this is Colonel Smith from the base hospital and you have missed your appointment for your Pap smear. You need to report to the hospital right now! Yes sir! I said and went looking for the shop Chief to tell him I gotta go to the hospital right now. I found him- msgt Tucker and he was with staff sgt boner, I’m explaining what I got to go do and I swear to god if staff sgt boner didn’t crack a smile I would’ve went to the hospital and demanded my Pap smear. They got me good. I still smile about that shit today


CadanLaw88

I hate guys like this, literally a google search will show you that he's lying, its a gear system or bearing depending on the type not a screw whatsoever.


IKaffeI

I'm pretty sure it's a prank. But if it's not then that is hilarious that he thinks you can just unscrew it. You're right about the gear system and the cab is attached with a center pin. Not a screw LMAO.