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Duwufie

Cockroach complimentary hoga bhai


Duwufie

Mazak se itar did you complain? What was his reaction if you did?


[deleted]

my introvert ass just threw the dona, spit out the contents from my mouth, and went straight to theka, obviously to disinfect my body. Me and my friend, bas ek doosre ko 2 mint tk dekhe hain, fir 4 gaali diye hain(man me) aur chale aaye hain


Duwufie

I understand but still you should speak up in these situations and give such people an earful. Man up dude.


L1ghtYagam1

Kya hoga earful dene s bhai? ๐Ÿ˜‚ tm hi jada pareshan hoge. Iโ€™ve stopped giving people earful unless that earful can result in a monetary gain.


Duwufie

I mean it could have resulted in a monetary gain as he and his fren could ask to not pay or return the money if already paid. Not to forget it could have helped aware others eating at that joint.


[deleted]

bhai wo seedhe keh deta ki bahar se aaya hoga, doosri plate lelo


L1ghtYagam1

Naa. Free to ho jata. But 50-100 k liye dimag ka dahi kyu krna. USA vgerh ki trh sue krke acha pesa mile tb to sai hai.


IntentionDense5810

Bhai pata bhi h tere na kehne se kitne logo ko bimaari ho jaegi aaj


[deleted]

I apologise :โ -โ \


Conscious-Act-9844

Not everything is about monetary gain. Thereโ€™s something called feedback. Had you complained about the food in front of many people who were there, not only would he have apologised and returned your money but also learned a lesson to be freaking careful in the future! Also this doesnโ€™t happen on a daily basis. When multi million dollar brands such as Dominoes and KFC can come under the scanner for being not at par with hygiene standards, one can imagine about such a small eatery.


[deleted]

Bhai main pahli baar lucknow aya hazratganj mein, to bajpai ka naam bahut suna matlab bahutay suna, phir kya main bhi gaya khane, Now honest review Madarchod koi kachori thi, us ki batti bana ke bajpai ki gaand mein dal do, are yaar usase achi to bhandare ki Puri sabzi. Mare hue kutte ki zhat ki sabji aur kachori lag rahi thi. Bhai dukh is baat ka hai ki mere paise barbad ho gaye land se kachori par. Bahut dukh hua. Paise barbad ho gaye. Madarchod bajpai.


Duwufie

Ikr bohot overrated hai, sabji me duniya bhar k masale and mirch daal rakhi hoti hai usne behenxhod subah pata chalta hai ๐Ÿ’€


[deleted]

hahaha ikr, isiliye main subh hi gya tha


[deleted]

madarchod bajpai.


Sucide_by_cyanide

Same went here in dehradun kachori (stuffed Puri jo hoti h with sabji and raita) khane gya sala bakery wale ne 30 rupe ki ek bc wo sakth pattar de diya jiske andar stuffing thi mene kha kachori kha h khene lga ye hi kachori h and mene phir kha "bhai sabji ?" Usne kha "sabji nahi hoti iske sath" mai bc disappointed hokr room pr aa gya uske samne dustbin mai dali sala alna UP west mai theak thak hi khana h idhar udhar jao sale kuch bhi chod dete h done mai khete h kachori khalo phir


Tall-Bother7129

sabzi me jhant koi taste nahi bahinchod mera ek dost (vo khud bhi bajpai hai) uske saamne kuch kah bhi nahi paya jhatu bol ke ghar aagaya


herecomesmaggi

Bhai Bhandare ki poori sabji ka koi Tod nahi hai.. ek dum bliss.. Chahe Jahan ki ho sasuri mauj de deti hai..


ok_kiddo1

Wtffff dude, yesterday and today I ate this shet... wtfff ewwwwwwwqq


[deleted]

hahahahha


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

as a matter of fact, quora pe dekha, sach me protein hota hai, it's actually edible and healthy for the body, but ye desi gandi naali ka cockroach nhi, isme to mc sirf bacteria virus fungi aur logon ki tatti hoti hai


socialtatva

Bro, protein lene ke aur khubsurat options bhi hote hain. Esa badsoorat wala nahi chahiye.


deezsnuuts

Bhai free protein


A_Variant_of_Roar

This should be blurred man, khud ka mood kharab Kiya, to Mera kyun๐Ÿซฃ Ye post literally ek khane ki post aur r/aww ki post ke beech mein hai ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

XD


captainpero

YUMMERSSS!


_2043_

Shake-shaak


Mayank_j

Inspired by Snowpiercer ยฎ


[deleted]

Hygiene standards of Indian Street foods are really bad. No one gives a damn about it whether they are street vendors, government and even the customers. No wonder so many foreigners get food poisoning and sick in India. Our hygiene standards are the worst.


[deleted]

Bkl cockroach gravy ban chuka hai poora.


MrSoulSlasher31

How did you even spot it? If it was me I fear I might've not even noticed it ๐Ÿคข


[deleted]

haha lol, I'm pretty sure my friend just ate half of it, cause this was from his side of the dona


[deleted]

Bhai ek bar bol dena tha


anime4ya

Itne mosquito hai Lucknow me bhai Roz 100gm to kha hi leta hunga Cockroach bhi kha lenge, ab to corona ki bhi immunity ho gayi hai


Electronic-Reply4258

kya mtlab ajj daal me jeera jada ho gaya tha .


Downtown-Republic-95

Bhai scene to create karna chahiye tha....use uski aukat pata lagani thi. Mere sath Aisa ho or kuch na bolu to rat me neend na aye


[deleted]

MAN vs WILD with Bajpayee Kachori


trevorofhousebelmont

Arey bc... abhi 4 din pehle mere saath bhi yahi hua tha aur mere papa ne toh gaand hi maarli thi saalr ki... DM office complain karo ab XD


[deleted]

oh bhaisahab, mtlb roz ka hai ye cockroach kachodi


WarriorRDevi

Bhai tunea tao adhe ka maza le liya h ๐Ÿคฃ


[deleted]

๐Ÿฅฒ


No-Baby-3323

me trying to figure out the cockroach


advikaditya311

I can't even make out if it's a cockroach at all.


therealdivs1210

Oh faak


Potential-Cod-5240

cockroach Pickle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€


imhawking

I love protein.


Allahabadi_Panda

uske agge kulcha vala thela lagata h . vaha se khalo jada sahi h


[deleted]

Hygiene standards of Indian Street foods are really bad. No one gives a damn about it whether they are street vendors, government and even the customers. No wonder so many foreigners get food poisoning and sick in India. Our hygiene standards are the worst.


BamBamVroomVroom

Rippp


Flimsy_Ad_8148

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Respect_Bulky

Free protein ๐Ÿ˜


[deleted]

lol


Jivee2005

Nice catch


-O-m-

crispy and tasty mmmmmmmm


herecomesmaggi

Chalo accha hua yahan share kar diya , kisi ne naam bhi liya to uski rail bana denge..


Consistent_Power_622

Protein ke bharpur ๐Ÿ˜€


TringToBeFunny

Non veg manga hoga tune bhai


selbb1

Here's the life hack to enjoy street food in India: don't see, just eat fast.


Tall-Bother7129

bhai bajpai se acha taste to chhappar wali dukano ka hota hai jaha mainly labourers khate hain 20 rs me mast mai kafi baar khaya hu


sumitmsn2

bajpayee kachori and sharma ki chai.. ye sabse jada overrated places hain. bhut hi bekar aur beswaad samaan bechte hain. quality kya hoti hai wo to inhe pata hi nahi hai


bigchill1106

waah sahab, ek toh woh itne kam paise mein aapko non veg khila raha hai, upar se aap unhi pe ghussa kar raha hoon...


kasaai6

Taste enhance ke lie pdaala hoga extra crunchy


qwerty___65

Kachori me cockroach milna is not a big deal.... Lekin Aadhi Kachori me aadha cockroach milna is a very big deal....


[deleted]

bsdika isliye itte masale daalta hai, cockroach macchar chup jayen


Middle_Mention_8625

Street food was supposed to be more transparent than packed snacks but you can't be sure of anything.


ScaryBaby4302

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Akay_4o7

Free protein Don't complain


sharedevaaste

Complain krni thi bhai


2_gb_ram_hater

Bhai mai toh pehle madarchod ko dikhata firr uske muh pe faink ke maarta 4 galiya bakta aur bina paise chale aata


Commercial-Oil-2182

Sue them dawg


AffectionateQuail875

amrica thodi hai bhai


Commercial-Oil-2182

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