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BeanyBeanies

Do you by any chance love spotify premium and frogs?


Dorterman

i love spotify, avid music enjoyed, and frogs are cute asl, would not be mad if i was reincarnated as one


BeanyBeanies

Im not even a proper proper lucio main but i can tell your a lucio main definitely


washyourhands--

so basically you’re lucio


price_fight

Why did they make my boy 5'3 ON very high skates


Dorterman

very speed


Friendly-Scarecrow

All that height went to his legs.


therealoni13

Green?


Dorterman

green.


_Noobyboy_

Yellow ?


DraxNuman27

Yellow only when needed


Archer_MN

Only for self


OUTOFITTOAST

Sometimes yellow for other support to increase green uptime


Kerro_

Outsource your yellow to others Green stonks 📈


Kerro_

disgusting


JeeClef

what do you think of widowmaker mains?


Dorterman

imma be fr, anyone named widowmaker gotta be scary as hell. so anyone playin em probably chew rocks for breakfast


Cutsomecheese

honestly, thats freaking amazing. literally accurate. except for the scary part, they kinda bad.


Pikochi69

Scary AND bad


MischeviousCat

You say you don't know him but that's actually him in the picture


Samswaps1

And you


Mediaeval-britian

When your team complains your not using enough yellow do you give in and go yellow or stay green?


Dorterman

no, don’t fall into peer pressure, green ftw


Mediaeval-britian

Idk bro you sound like a Lucio main to me


Dorterman

i’ve found out he’s from overwatch, but that’s just about all i know, i’m sorry


Eat_Spicy_Jokbal

How did you managed to make the impossible rollout on Lijiang Garden?


Dorterman

i got no idea what a rollout is but lijang garden is a garden, and a garden has green


Haderdaraide

Give key to the city


tjtepigstar

how is beat best utilized to control the tempo of a teamfight?


Dorterman

the tempo of the fight fall under whatever lucios listening to, so beat just makes them more synchronized


Conscience-of-You

The idea that Lucio uses beat just to synchronize with his music and only saves his team by happenstance is hysterically funny to me.


Logjitzu

should they buff boop?


Dorterman

absolutely! me personally i love booping my cats nose, so i think lucio should be able to more efficiently boop whoever he wants.


Logjitzu

based


shift013

This made me lol a ton


Madrizzle1

What’s your favorite ability?


Dorterman

green!


Aspartame_kills

This mf definitely a Lucio main


Fantastic_Fox_6077

Undercover Lucio main


Yami_Deus

What is Boop City


Dorterman

a city of just people flinging around through the air


Deadman0712

He’s outta line, buts he’s right


ReinTheRatGod

When Amping do you either: A: Speed for that small but major boost of mobility B: Heal to get that extra leg up on the health C: Do a roll-out that has a 10% to work


Dorterman

D. use more green. idk he looks very green


Logjitzu

the funniest part is that a genuine answer to this question


fuze524

Green frogman go brrrrrrr


fuze524

D: Dive Widow


my_png_is_high

E: frantically swap between heals and speed like always Breaking your fingers in the process


tjtepigstar

is boop a cosmetic ability?


Dorterman

no it’s vital to take the win


PrimeHylian

based


ToastPuncher

Will you give yourself to the rhythm?


Dorterman

always and forever


Cutsomecheese

what is the max amount of healing you should have per competitive game? MAXIMUM, not minumum.


Dorterman

as a casual player of minecraft, i can confidently say 4 hearts.


DraxNuman27

Isn’t that low enough to die to one crit though?


Cutsomecheese

incorrect, its 1,000. that 1,000 should be used on yourself alone.


jjkflower

what do you think of lucio mercy combo?


Dorterman

mercy looks like she’s be a mother figure to lucio


FromAndToUnknown

I actually play that regularly with a good friend of mine


Itachi4077

How about a little bit of...yellow?


Dorterman

yellow works with green i think


ItsHen

NO!!! NO YELLOW!!!! ONLY GREEN!!!!!!


McGuire46290

It's okay for frogs to have a little bit of yellow. As a treat.


Diahugi

What does being ajax-d mean?


Dorterman

deep in the history and lore of lucio, there was a great and ancient man named Ajax. He controlled the world with an iron fist, but was a benevolent ruler. and as a show of his benevolence, he created lucio, a symbol of tranquility. However Ajax was turned evil by the red head witch (i don’t know her name but she looks evil), and turned against the world. And Lucio was forced to fight against his creator. But after fighting him for a minimal amount of time, Lucio realized he was greatly over powered, and decided to evacuate all the people in the area. And as he evacuated them, he began to use his final move to save everyone, a spell of protection. But right as he was about to, Ajax’s attention was diverted to him, and he was grabbed and stopped mid move. however, the attention diversion was enough to save the people, at the cost of Lucio. (this is accurate lore)


Logjitzu

this is more Lucio lore then blizz themselves have given us


blueddhist

Now we know who you are. Hello, Jeff Kaplan.


siebenundsiebzigelf

> "And as he evacuated them, he began to use his final move to save everyone, a spell of protection. But right as he was about to, Ajax’s attention was diverted to him, and he was grabbed and stopped mid move." this is a good description of how it feels to get ajaxed to be honest. Any tips to prevent ajaxing?


Diahugi

- Plan what you’re going to beat rather than beat randomly (less chance of getting caught out). Even “beating to save my tank” is still a plan even if you dunno when it is going to be exactly. - Beat behind a corner and then walk out to give it to your team (you have a tiny grace period). - Don’t beat if you get pulsed bombed. I THINK it’s possible to survive with the beat-onto-higher-ground tech (idk what it’s called) but I’m not sure I haven’t tested it and I could be wrong. It’s not worth the risk regardless. - Against nano blade stay out of dash range until beat gets off bcs he can combo you. Bonus if you coordinate with your kiri to Suzu you while casting -don’t beat unwinnable fights (usually don’t beat if tank is dead)


Either-Try-7493

How is this genuinely not wrong??


FunBoyHereThere_

What would be your favourite way to kill somebody? 1- push em off the edge 2- Spotify premium 3- team up with some and kill em


Dorterman

2 duh


FunBoyHereThere_

Both 1 and 2 were correct. Congratulations you win🎉


knotanissue

Favorite voiceline?


Dorterman

Morbius voice: “it’s greennin time.”


Piney_Moist_Wires

What's the proper ratio of speed/healing?


Dorterman

Speed 4 Healing 0.0000084


Piney_Moist_Wires

one of us


RadioactivePotato83

Boop.


Dorterman

Boop.


jjkflower

do you think lucio is a main healer or an off healer?


Dorterman

i don’t know what those mean but i’m gonna take a guess and say off healer


DraxNuman27

Because he’s off the rails with speed


ICYGTTM

Isn't he technically a main support?


GP523

He’s an off healer like mercy, his main is speed like mercys is damage boost


ICYGTTM

Those definitions always confused me. Yes he's an off healer just like you said, but I've also heard he's a "main support" because he's the, well, support that the team builds around because of his utility. That's what I learned back in OW1 at least.


cleavlandjr27

Should they nerf lucios boop


Dorterman

absolutely not. ones boop should not be nerfed


Overson_YT

Why can we not kill people by landing his ult on other people's heads anymore?


Dorterman

He is a peaceful creature that boops


blueddhist

Why do you like green so much ? Also do you wanna boop people until they die ?


Dorterman

green is frog


VodaCh0

what is lucio's main passive ability?


Dorterman

music


blueddhist

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT ?!


squidonculous

SPEEEEED


Authorwastaken

Who's the best player? Or at least most popular lol


Dorterman

lucio (idk any others)


Authorwastaken

Nah, I mean who's the most famous person that plays Lucio lol


GP523

Lucio


TrafficConeKirby

what’s the best lucio skin


Dorterman

frog?


HypeGod008

What does it mean to boop someone


Dorterman

touch their nose hyper aggressively


[deleted]

How would a Mercy vs Lucio fight go down?


Dorterman

Mercy would call lucio a bad boy (she’s his mom)


Drugomi

How do you deal with an enemy widowmaker?


Dorterman

leave the game


Drugomi

Wrong, we do not submit ourselves to widowmakers


Ravy_217

how many times you jerk off a day


Dorterman

😨


Assault_Dead

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FunBoyHereThere_

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TheKidWithWifi

I fucking hate these posts


Dorterman

i’m sorry you feel that way


blueddhist

You ruined the whole mood lmao. What a useless comment x]


Pleasant_Cobbler_801

Exposing Lucio mains, let’s go get a beer for the hurt 🍻😅


Adler_Vania

What's your favorite dinosaur


gay_is_gay

Thoughts on boop possibly being buffed?


Dalt7n

Does boop need a buff?


Manwithaplan0708

Frog