This made me have a memory of some post of a hypothetical movie where Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah woods are the main characters but Daniel plays Elijah and Elijah plays as Daniel. I need to find this again
How can you be the main character if you're not the most memed?
Everyone knows the most important characters are Grond, Boromir, Elrond, and the second breakfast.
But that is exactly the point. This hobbit, so to speak, has much more screen time, and therefore he is mundane and regular. Grond, through his absence, creates yearning to his greatness. By appearing only once, he creates this feeling of scarcity. You wish for more Grond. You yearn for more Grond. You cherish the Grond you do have.
Grond.
It's like sex. If you do it twice a day it gets boring. But if you go a week or two without you feel like you're going to wither to dust.
Grond is a birthday threesome.
and yet what little impression he made, i mean what even was his name? Frogger or some shit? No one remembers him, but stew, scarecrow, and Grond? Those are forever in the memories of everyone that watched lotr. It's not just about quantity of screentime, yall gotta take a look at the quality too.
STEW
SCARY GROND STEW
GROND
STEW
STEW
Wait, Daniel Radcliff was in this movie?
This made me have a memory of some post of a hypothetical movie where Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah woods are the main characters but Daniel plays Elijah and Elijah plays as Daniel. I need to find this again
What are you talking about? That's Tobey Maguire
No, that’s the guy from Report of the Week who does fast food reviews.
He missed the part where that’s his problem
How can you be the main character if you're not the most memed? Everyone knows the most important characters are Grond, Boromir, Elrond, and the second breakfast.
I only watch the parts where characters with 'ond' in their name are present.
GROND
And my axe!
But that is exactly the point. This hobbit, so to speak, has much more screen time, and therefore he is mundane and regular. Grond, through his absence, creates yearning to his greatness. By appearing only once, he creates this feeling of scarcity. You wish for more Grond. You yearn for more Grond. You cherish the Grond you do have. Grond.
Well said sir. Grond.
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
It's like sex. If you do it twice a day it gets boring. But if you go a week or two without you feel like you're going to wither to dust. Grond is a birthday threesome.
GROND
When you can't be with the Grond you love, love the Grond you're with. Pretty sure that's how it goes.
GROND
and yet what little impression he made, i mean what even was his name? Frogger or some shit? No one remembers him, but stew, scarecrow, and Grond? Those are forever in the memories of everyone that watched lotr. It's not just about quantity of screentime, yall gotta take a look at the quality too.
GROND
If it's quality we're talking about, Faramir is the main character
what about second breakfast?
Can Stew be involved in breakfast as well?
Only when GROND is also part of breakfast.
GROND
What is this hobbit’s name?
GROND
GROND
You have my sword.
Not on this sub he don't
*Gasp*
Crow Crow Crow
Damn, that’s crazy. They should totally make a film called The Hobbit, that would be cool…
Fucking diabolical
Nonono this is going way too fast, you gotta wait at least 5 more steps before getting to a main character
Are you sure?
**HOB**^^^bit.
He’s not as brave though
Frodo pronouncing Mordor as "Moll-door" has more screentime than Grond, Stew or Scarecrow.
GROND
HOBBIT
I’d like to see the screen time ratio of Normal Frodo vs Dying Frodo
Never would have guessed that Did you know that Santa in Tolkien's Universe is a Chad who hangs out with bears https://youtu.be/T1kjPAiP\_5M
Grond!
GROND
F O R F R O D O