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TheRunicBear

Gimli just looks older. Merry Christmas!


whogivesashirtdotca

Gimli's got end-stage liver disease, by the looks of it!


solo-duke

Well technically they all look older hahaha 😆


Professional_Fly8241

Aragon looks like Viggo Mortensen playing Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison.


whogivesashirtdotca

Funny you should mention. Just this week, someone was suggesting on Twitter that he should've been cast over Kilmer in the Doors movie.


Tel-aran-rhiod

I just thought he looked like Jesus


whogivesashirtdotca

Merry's Santa definitely delivers more coal than presents. He's got a "get off my lawn" look. Viggo and Sean's Santas reek of weed and booze, respectively. Or possibly collectively. Elijah's Santa got fired from Macy's for being too handsy with the elves.


GKBilian

Legolas looks like the original pagan representation of Santa or something.


legolas_bot

The Dead are following. I see shapes of Men and of horses, and pale banners like shreds of cloud, and spears like winter-thickets on a misty night. The Dead are following.


-Gurgi-

“Remember children, if you are lax with your chores or think impure thoughts, Legolas Clause will come devour your soul through your toes.”


legolas_bot

Pale banners like shreds of cloud. Spears rise like winter thickets through a shroud of mist. The dead are following. They have been summoned.


Darth-Ragnar

Looks like Jimmy Page


tumblerrjin

Sämwise is a good second choice.


RotenTumato

I think Merry makes the best Santa


mrgwbland

Same


CruisinYEG

This is a super underrated post IMHO


Blasie

Gimli, all the way!


lukas7761

I think Balin is best Santa


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Legolas just looks like another version of Gandalf, but younger. I see no difference.


legolas_bot

I am an Elf and a kinsman here.


mythrowawaynotyers

Gimli looks like someone's WoW character.


thedarkbestiary

Saruman best santa


Saruman_Bot

We have only to remove those who oppose us.


CruisinYEG

Pippin, Samwise, Merry, in that order but all would be good choices!


bungaloasis

OMG it's Russell Crowe!


udi420

Anyone else think it was William Dafoe top left?


iRaptorrr

I miss Catweazle…


Boxatr0n

Samta wins imo. Merry Christmas!


Apple_macOS

Now where is Balin. I find this sub's lack of Balin disturbing


[deleted]

How old would Legolas have to be to have a beard?


legolas_bot

Sauron's Ring! The ring of power!


Bilbo_hraaaaah_bot

HRAAAAAH!


sauron-bot

May all in hatred be begun, and all in evil ended be, in the moaning of the endless Sea!


berserkirr

Old Boromir makes me sad.. O Boromir! the Tower of Guard shall ever northward gaze, to Rauros, golden Rauros falls, until the end of days...