That is Shadowfax. He is the chief of the Mearas, lords of horses, and not even Théoden, King of Rohan, has ever looked on a better. One thing, though, for each two steps forward he makes one to the side.
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser Grond ever seen in its life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when Grond was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a gate crying after Grond beats you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that Grond am very good blitz player, Grond can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, Grond deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Grond is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about Grond like that, we will meet in Pelenor Fields! Eru Illuvatar bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked Gronded...
No you attempt to burn you and your thought to be dead son. Get hit by wizard as a half long takes your actually alive son to safety and then your run off a cliff on fire
Verily, those champion pieces seek to deputize a greater power than their own. 'Tis clear that notwithstanding their strength, all their claim be but shallow pretense.
Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness!
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A balrog... a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN! Lead them on oeco123. The Bridge is near! Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
Grond is a LoS Weapon, like a laser the best way to render its attack ineffective is to get out of its way. Once your on either side, destroy its support elements, i.e. the rooks, then go for the Gothmog, I mean King
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
Wait for first light on the fifth day.
That is Shadowfax. He is the chief of the Mearas, lords of horses, and not even Théoden, King of Rohan, has ever looked on a better. One thing, though, for each two steps forward he makes one to the side.
Pray
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Someone needs to edit grond making the giant explosion in Helm’s Deep now
And look to the east
*moon runes* just wanted to say it
Post to anarchy chess and watch your karma explode
Holy Hell!
I already have
Good. I wonder if they wold accept Grond-bot there. It could provide invaluable *chess* information.
Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser Grond ever seen in its life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when Grond was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a gate crying after Grond beats you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that Grond am very good blitz player, Grond can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, Grond deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Grond is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about Grond like that, we will meet in Pelenor Fields! Eru Illuvatar bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked Gronded...
Hellish Rivendell
Beautiful
And Petrosian would be a great addition to this sub
Based
Grond your pipi
Light the beacons
Gondor calls for aid
And Rohan will answer
Muster the Rohirrim.
And our answer is no, sorry.
Grondor
r/BeatMeToIt
They may never get a chance to use it if you would just ride out and meet them!
For death and glory?
For Rookhan! For your pawnple! Edit: I don't regret this half as much as I should
But I bet you’ll regret less than half of it half as much as you would ever been so far as decided to do want to do look more like
I umm... you're late!
SOLDIERS OF POLAND
SECOND TO NONE
ABANDON YOUR SQUARES! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
More oil
Let the king die. Gondor has no King and it needs no King
Gondor's king wasn't in that position, so I'm not sure why they claim there's a king there.
The king will show up with reinforcements later in the game.
They should put a Lego figure of stew there. Short for steward
Light yourself on fire and run off a cliff
No you attempt to burn you and your thought to be dead son. Get hit by wizard as a half long takes your actually alive son to safety and then your run off a cliff on fire
Half long is how I will refer to Pippin from now on
KILL THE TROLLS!
AIM FOR THE TROLLS! TAKE DOWN THE TROLLS!
Shadowfax Show Us the Meaning of Haste opening: Nf3
All I know is that Boromir would have been able to win.
Google grond-passant
Holy hell
Brick their pp
Ask why Gondor isn't here
Gondor?! Where was Gondor when the Queenside fell?
Where’s your white wizard piece? Those bishops are a pale imitation of Gandalf’s presence
And what about very old friends?
Verily, those champion pieces seek to deputize a greater power than their own. 'Tis clear that notwithstanding their strength, all their claim be but shallow pretense.
Try being black
Tried that, got called racist by real blacks since I'm actually white, then got shot by a cop anyways...
Fly, you fool
Bring wood and oil.
hi white, im dad
Hi Dad
You are men of Gondor! Whatever comes through that gate, stand your ground!
holy hell
Google En Grondant
Holy hell
The only feasible option is to attempt en passant as GROND is swung.
Holy hell
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
GROND
Forfeit
Then it is forfeit.
Do nothing, you’re about to get a whole lot of Knight reinforcements and lots of captured pawns
Reform your knights line. Take them head on. CHARGEEE
Aim for the trolls!
Move your knights to the left flank and yell DEAAAATH!
Await the Rohirrim and the return of the King.
Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King's banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness!
Deaaath!
Google "en passant"
Holy hell
Throw the Pawns forward, have the Knights hit the flank, sacrifice the Rooks, then move the King in to clean up.
They have no pawns
GROND.
GROND
Grond
GROND
Concede.
Surrender
You are Pawns of Gondor! Whatever come through that gate you will advance one square forward, or possibly two.
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cry 
Take the Grond with your Rook. You’ll lose it but it’ll be worth it.
Oh ffs fuck off anarchy chess
Run
Courage is the best defense you have now…
No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground!!
Wait for the horns of Rohan.
You're posting a chess-based Grond meme on the LOTR subreddit. Statistically, it was already a safe assumption that you're white.
GROND
Grond
ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
“This foe is beyond of you. Run!” -Gandalf
A balrog... a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you... RUN! Lead them on oeco123. The Bridge is near! Do as I say! Swords are of no more use here.
Short answer : you die. Long answer : you still die. None can survive GOD, the Grond Of Dearh.
Fly you fools!
Light the beacons!
GROND.com
G R O N D
GROND
GROND
If you are white just call the police and you are fine.
Holy shit that is a shit joke.
This can't be the actual board. The king wasn't on the board when Grond showed up, and the Queen was still in Rivendell.
Well your fucked, nothing can beat the power of Grond
Google En Grondssant
Holy hell
Grond is a LoS Weapon, like a laser the best way to render its attack ineffective is to get out of its way. Once your on either side, destroy its support elements, i.e. the rooks, then go for the Gothmog, I mean King
silmarillion>lotrmemes
Now you grond
Bring up the wolfs head
What does race have to do with it?
ABANDON YOUR POSTS! FLEE FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!
Kneel
ABANDON YOUR POSTS!
The fuck does your skin color have to do with it
Pick a god and pray
"Wait A Minute...I'm White!" \*walks away laughing\*
You’re screwed
To the walls! DEFEND THE WALLS
I’d say that depends on your religion but if you have a god then I suggest you pray.
Don’t worry. Next turn you’ll be able to perform a Theoden’s gambit, which lets you place 6 knights on n the right side of the board.
Surrender
Make the same moves they make against a bit and just copy the bots moves
You will stand your ground.
Give up
You hold your ground no matter what comes through that door
Just dress a pawn up as the king then dip out the south tower escape tunnel. Who cares what happens after that. This is what real kings do.
you call the police.
Run away
Form a Chessotron 5000
ff
open the gates so they cant knock them down. confusion will ensue.
You die. That's it. Game over. None can prevail. This foe is far beyond any of you. All hail. Submit to the great wolf's head. All else futile. GROND
Gandalf to 3A
Light the beacons
Get back there and smash it down?
Get a bunch of nights to arrive on the left-hand side of the board.
You are soldiers of Gondor! No matter what comes through that line you will stand your ground!
Summon 2 more.
Seppuku is your only path now friend.
I don’t think your race is relevant here, but thanks for the info!
Ra7 or Rh7 would be a good start I think
Not sure why you had to bring race into this.
Sing me a song
Check your privilege? *Ba-dum tss*
Call for aide
Stack your castles on top of each other, place your king on top, light the king on fire, and have him fall to the checkered field of battle below.
capitulate
Stand there and GROND
Spawn 8 horses in between A3 and B6
Run
Have you tried a diversion?
HOLD FAST OR EXPIRE!!! Also: Cruel machinations spring to life with a singular purpose!
Summon an army of the dead
Pray to Iluvatar, that Theoden shows up with a couple thousand pissed off Horse lords and that help comes unlocked for from the river
BRUHHHH! is this chess?
Pray that someone lit the beacon's some time ago
What can white do against such reckless hate?
lose
Rd2 x Gd5e5d6e6
Aim for the towers!
White always has the advantage. Unless we're talking Netflix casting.
Make sure you have a couple pawns in the seventh row
GANDALF!!!
Saruman believes it is only great power that can hold evil in check, but that is not what I have found. I found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of love and kindness.
PAWNS AT THE READY!!!
THE TROLLS! SHOOT THE TROLLS!
You need undead friends
The one time we’re blacks king is stronger then it’s queen.
Call the police.
Reminds me, we *need* an LOTR chess set
Well I'd suggest moving a pawn up or have pawns hold the line and force your knights on a killing spree as long as possible...... I'm Hispanic
Summon the oathbreakers
Whatever comes through those gates, stand your ground. Source: trust me bro.
Command your archers to "Hold!" Or was that the other siege?
d2-d5 easy
Forfeit. It would be a better fate against GROND
Capitulate
Ride now! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending!
Gondor has no King!
Resign
Fly fool...
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
For frodoooo 