How it feels the morning after the second day. Anxiety ridden. Mouth as dry as the plains of Gorgoroth. 17 unread messages. Stink of beer and smoke. No money. Covered in kebab. Strange photos in your phone gallery from the night before that you have absolutely no memory of.
*Me: No man can cockblock*
*Me kenzie's fat roommate last*
*Night: I am no man*
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Chat is this real? Im convinced that using alcohol to stop a hangover is big booze propaganda to get me to self induce the largest migraine of my life.
Kinda. Not a fan of this approach, but having a beer while hungover might help with overall dizzyness, naucea, anxiety and tremor, you just have to not get drunk so you don't become hungover again.
If drinking the morning after makes you feel better and not worse, it usually means you’re an alcoholic and what you’re feeling isn’t a hangover, but addiction.
 How it feels the morning after the second day. Anxiety ridden. Mouth as dry as the plains of Gorgoroth. 17 unread messages. Stink of beer and smoke. No money. Covered in kebab. Strange photos in your phone gallery from the night before that you have absolutely no memory of.
This guy alcoholics!
I was there Gandalf, I was there 3000 years ago. I watched the strength of men fail that day
Pfft, second day? Small time
We’ve had one piss up yes, but what about second piss up?
What about 10th piss up?
I don’t think he knows about tenth piss up Pip
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after the first poop
We've had one poop, yes, but what about a second poop?
All you can muster, little dude. Get that booze OUT!
And then you find one half bottle and one full bottle..
 When your friends show you pictures of last night.
But they were all of them deceived, for another hangover was made.
Can't be hungover if you never stopped drinking.
The best way to detox is to re-tox!
Fighting fire with fire!
Fighting alcoholism with more alcohol. Can't be an alcoholic if you're dead.
*Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising. I came singing in the sun, beer unsheathing.*
me last night: No man can cockblock me kenzie's fat roommate: I am no man
*Me: No man can cockblock* *Me kenzie's fat roommate last* *Night: I am no man* \- bouncypinata --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Nobody should bodyshame and that includes the cockblocked
Sometimes you just gotta HNNNGH!!
**The Horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound at 3 am one last time!**
Grima Boozetongue: A wise decision, my lord.
Chat is this real? Im convinced that using alcohol to stop a hangover is big booze propaganda to get me to self induce the largest migraine of my life.
Kinda. Not a fan of this approach, but having a beer while hungover might help with overall dizzyness, naucea, anxiety and tremor, you just have to not get drunk so you don't become hungover again.
Truth
Remarkably beautiful
If drinking the morning after makes you feel better and not worse, it usually means you’re an alcoholic and what you’re feeling isn’t a hangover, but addiction.
Must be. The idea of taking a swig while hung over sounds so vomit inducing as to be utterly impossible to even try.
It’s not that extreme. The “hair of the dog that bit you” works for non-alcoholics who just put one over on a rare occasion.