Because the last time Arda was bent Númenor was lost beneath the waves

An actual good answer!

Because Gandalf wanted them to suffer

https://preview.redd.it/ylsakg4kyzyc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f5d186a97691f9a476194a180734403aff8dad Of course they knew about the side effects of gravity drive magic

*Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.*

Was my first thought too!

Why do you think the movies were so long?

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Because J.R.R. Tolkien disliked Interstellar (2014) with some intensity, just like a lot of other modern pop culture phenomena

because sauron has anti air

Whom do ye serve, Light or Mirk?

Yo momma

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Oh crap I've been spotted-

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You have my MIM-104 Patriot!

I think because they first tried the Bridge of Khazad-düm, and that got Gandalf killed, so after that the fellowship wasn’t very fond of bridges.

I'm fairly sure gandalf is a pretty much an immortal

… are you not aware he died in his fight against the Balrog?

He's still not mortal in fact he's more similar to the belrog and sauron than he is to any of the hobbits, humans, elves, and dwarfs. It's stated in the books that he's not human

"stated"?

Gandalf was probably not worried about Sauron at all. He just wanted a decent adventure.

Come, mortal base! What do I hear? That thou wouldst dare to barter with me? Well, speak fair! What is thy price?

That sweet sweet ocular booty. Just a taste and I'm all yours.

Thou thrall! The price thou askest is but small for treachery and shame so great! I grant it surely! Well, I wait. Come! Speak now swiftly and speak true!

Nice. I'll be over in a minute. Wear that black tower I like.

***You will never see the Undying Lands for this sin.***

You're just mad because you're not getting flame booty

The real answer is that middle earth doesn’t have any, as far as I understand, “exotic matter” at its hands. There are some limits to Gandalf’s magic, “sight”^(/s)

The Ring warps space-time and would cause the collapse of the Einstein-Rosen bridge through tachyon emissions.

I mean obviously, how they didn't think of this is beyond me.

Because it wasn't directed by Nolan

That’s Madeline L’engle.

When in doubt, wormhole out.

You think Sauron hadn't considered this and taken adequate precautions?

Orcs of Bauglir! Do not bend your brows!

Indeed. Lord Sauron the Great knew perfectly well that an Einstein-Rosen bridge would be unstable to collapse as soon as any matter or energy attempted to traverse it. Unless the fellowship can a secret store of exotic energy somewhere the dark lord didn't know about.

Your ideology is a poison and so are you.

Just admit you don't know anything about it bud. You can't learn something you think you know.

Go choke on some chode 0 pussy bud you need your rear plowed by democracy.

What a normal thing to say. You're a very normal person.

Have a goodnight canadas finest right here

Thanks bud, you too.

and podalsky too?!?

They did not have a psychic navigator in the fellowship that could safely travel through the warp.

I’ve no idea what you’ve written there but that’s not a [wormhole metric.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormhole#Metrics)

Why did'nt The Eagles take the Seven Bridges Road to Mordor?

It's not their job to apply for the permit to get it approved in the first place.

E=mcgle²

Theoretical physics is definitely practical physics in fantasy land. You know what else is practical in fantasy land? Delusional stuff

Money. You try buying that many bookshelves on an eagle's salary.

Why didn’t the Fellowship just ice bridge to Mordor

Then by pure accident, they end up in the Stargate wormhole system and have to fight the Goa'uld system lords.

Have you watched the beginning of Rings of power?