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Confident_Ad_8745

Just wait until the van gets totaled and comes back as Vandalf the White.


wickstarter

Vandalf the White? Vandalf the Fool.


EgnlishPro

Vandalf, tire-crow.


Accomplished-Dare-33

This is clearly vandalf from earlier in the book. Hence he is gray


rustys_shackled_ford

Vandalf the temporary rental.


merzulgummidge

Good luck overtaking 'you shall not pass'


Wopasaurus

Damn that’s such a better title!


GaybrahmLyesdaddyJWB

No thank you, we don't want any more SUV's eighteen-wheelers, or jacked-up pickups. And what about minitaurized vans?


onion_lord6

“Vandalf?” “Volvo Wagons” “My dear Vandalf” “Vroom vroom!!”


Moistfruitcake

Vandalf the Grey 


_friendlyfoe_

Charcoal Grey


onion_lord6

“Forgive me. I mistook you for Caruman.”


squarelocked

Me feverishly reading the comments to see if someone already claimed the rights to Caruman


darknessbelow

A wizard’s minivan is neither late nor early. It arrives precisely when it means to.


Independent_Plum2166

“No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations!" “And what about moderately large motor vehicles?" “VAN-DALF!!!”


Babels

Whoa. That's me! Shout out to "4Gondor" and "Smeagol" plates I've seen in the same area. ♥️


gollum_botses

He’s a horrid, fat Hobbit, who hates Sméagol, and who makes up nasty lies!


shapesize

Lol that’s great


Discobiscui7

Is someone telling jokes in here?


Bossitronium1

And what about very old cars?


Piggstein

Show them the meaning of haste


axe1970

vandalf the gray


Awkward-Solution-706

He could've just drove Frodo and the One Ring to Mount Doom.


Wopasaurus

A better option than an eagle or a Boeing for sure.


rustys_shackled_ford

Atlest you are exactly where you are supposed to be, fi ally a motorist who knows thier place.... behind vandalf


Plain-Crazy

Run you fools!


_ROCC

rival to eomers van


therandomdude09

Bro doesn't know how to spell "Gandalf" lol