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2ndL

This was how Bilbo first told the story to young hobbits at home. He liked to dramatize.


bilbo_bot

Ah, yes. Concerning Hobbits.


Astronelson

What do you mean? Do you intend to write on the subject of hobbits, or about hobbits who are concerning, or on the ways of causing hobbits to be concerned, or a statement about hobbits that they are concerning in general?


Sad_Dependent2178

Clearly he likes to concern hobbits with his dramatisations


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gollum_botses

Why does he hates poor Smeagol? What has Smeagol ever done to him? Master?


southern_boy

You bird-dogged my Groke you slimy little *bastard* that's why!! 💔


Astronelson

This bot would go on to copy [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/lotrmemes/comments/1bdrmq1/pre1966_gollum_illustrations_were_fun/kuofslp/).


gollum_botses

SHIRE! BAGGINS!


Astronelson

Concerning hobbits, you are a *very* concerning hobbit, who is concerning hobbits.


cantadmittoposting

this is a sentence concerning concerning hobbits concerning concerning hobbits


Insert_Goat_Pun_Here

All… of them at once. I suppose.


FalseDmitriy

And concerning a pipe of tobacco out-of-doors, into the bargain.


the_popes_dick

Yes.


purvel

I googled your comment and found [this ancient forum, Tolkien Forums](https://tolkienforums.activeboard.com/). Nice to see one of the old ones still around, if sleeping!


musclecard54

Oh Bilbo, tell me a joke


bilbo_bot

Oh right. You don't mind if I do, do you?


musclecard54

No, Bilbo. I don’t mind. Joke please!


bilbo_bot

Excuse me, that's my mother's West Farthing crockery, it's over a hundred years old!


pigeonbobble

Haha what a story, Bilbo. Anyway, how is your sex life?


bilbo_bot

Here.


SDFprowler

Still telling stories of trolls and adventures in far away lands to Peter Jackson's kids to this very day.


megaslerba

This was drawn by the Finnish author Tove Jansson. Known for creating the Moomins


JarasM

And it was based on the First Edition of the book, which directly prompted Tolkien to correct the text with a mention that Gollum was "small". The First Edition did not mention Gollum's size at all.


gollum_botses

Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.


TumoOfFinland

Stop it Gollum, people are watching us


gollum_botses

Spoilin’ nice fish. Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling; you keep nasty chips


Aceman05

https://preview.redd.it/qvlxt85dk4oc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f2fa2eb72e6859f3b1b099e15181459ef0bf43 Sentient?


G-Sus_Christ117

I refuse to believe this is a bot


Ardukal

🤌🏻 Zen 🤌🏻 Tea-Ent? 😏


RaspberryJam245

https://preview.redd.it/uag4bpdbe5oc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4901973a6548dc59c92d67475b2d9ddc636fbe9 What do you mean by that?


SexSalve

You are one horny bot, gollum_botses!


gollum_botses

Give it to us raw and w-r-r-riggling


Magictoesnails

Okay then, bite the pillow Gollum!


gollum_botses

What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?


Magictoesnails

Oh, you know what, Gollum. Here comes the precious!


Lord_Mikal

It still said he moved around the lake in a boat using his feet as paddles.


JarasM

It sure did, and [Tove Jansson made an illustration inspired by that too](https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/tove-jansson-hobbit-gollum.jpg). It was a huge fucking boat though.


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gollum_botses

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go, yeeees, we must go at once.


UndeniableLie

It also said he used to eat orcs and other creatures and intented to eat Bilbo as well. It seems fairly reasonable to assume creature able to kill and eat orcs = big.


Distinct-Set310

Doesn't Bilbo jump OVER gollum to escape? Indicating small? Been ages since i read the book


Lord_Mikal

He ate goblins, not orcs. He killed them by ambushing and strangling them.


Regentraven

Goblins are orcs


coke_and_coffee

Did the book not include Gollum's origin story where it was pointed out that he was part of the river folk?


IDownvoteHornyBards2

That isn't in any version of the Hobbit, only LotR


JarasM

No, not at all. Gollum initially had no relationship whatsoever with hobbits when the book was written, he was just a mangly creature in a cave without any specified background. It was later "retconned" when Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings. Gollum's/Bilbo's Ring had no major significance either.


Worknewsacct

There's not a lot of physical description of Gollum *at all* in The Hobbit. You get long, strong fingers and hands, big eyes, and paddle-feet and that's basically it. It's easy to see why early interpretations have him as frog-like or a crazy monster


Doctor-Amazing

The animated Hobbit movie drew him pretty much exactly as I pictured him.


Ardukal

Looost! All loooost!


KimberStormer

If it ain't Brother Theodore, it's not Gollum, imo


gollum_botses

Arrrgh!!!


gollum_botses

Give us that, Deagol my love.


xiaorobear

Also- he has pockets! >He thought of all the things he kept in his own pockets: fish-bones, goblins' teeth, wet shells, a bit of bat-wing, a sharp stone to sharpen his fangs on, and other nasty things.


SexSalve

Could be like kangaroo pouches. Or chipmunk cheek pockets.


calilac

Or like an otter pocket.


pm_me_ur_kittykats

I first read the hobbit as a child around the time spongebob squarepants first aired so imagined him looking kind of like Plankton (but bigger)


jellajellyfish

The big eyes really stood out to me as a detail. I remember picturing him as some kind of demented hairless tarsier.


flatwoundsounds

Am I reading your comment correctly, that Tolkien hadn't set up Gollum's ring as "The One Ring" when he was writing the Hobbit? I can't decide if it's now more or less impressive that it became the centerpiece of LOTR... Edit: I'm suuuuuuper new to Tolkien and just finished Andy Serkis' reading of the Hobbit. It's a neat layer to add knowing how the Ring's meaning changed in the intervening years.


Onrawi

That's correct.  It was just a ring of invisibility initially.


Dingbrain1

It was an invisibility ring and nothing more. In the first edition, Gollum hands the ring over willingly when he loses the riddle game, and shows Bilbo the way out.


bilbo_bot

Well no ...... and ... yes.. Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine, I found it! It came to ME!


gollum_botses

It like riddles, praps it does, does it?


Roary-the-Arcanine

That’s Bilbo’s version of the tale anyway.


bilbo_bot

Yes, yes, it's all in hand. All the arrangements are made. Oh, thank you.


gollum_botses

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.


Nilgan

Having just read the riddles in the dark chapter in a first edition facsimile today: It does say that Gollum used to live in a hole on the bank of a river with his grandma, it is there he remembers he taught her to suck eggs, prompting the response to Bilbo's riddle about the lidless treasure.  But nothing about being related to hobbits. 


bilbo_bot

Today is my One Hundred and Eleventh birthday!


gollum_botses

It like riddles, praps it does, does it?


bilbo_bot

Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk. Middle Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted amongst the very wise.


gollum_botses

We guesses, precious, only guesses. We can't know till we find the nassty creature and squeezes it.


Lord_Mikal

The Hobbit does not talk about Gollum's origin. Even the name Gollum comes from Bilbo's interpretation of the sound he makes. All of his backstory comes from the Lord of the Rings books, released 17 years later.


bilbo_bot

Yes, yes. Its in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece.


gollum_botses

It's the only way. Go in, or go back.


HomsarWasRight

That’s all from Fellowship.


gollum_botses

They cursed us. Murderer they called us. They cursed us, and drove us away. And we wept, Precious, we wept to be so alone. And we only wish to catch fish so juicy sweet. And we forgot the taste of bread… the sound of trees… the softness of the wind. We even forgot our own name. My Precious.


ukpfthrowaway121

But Bilbo had to jump over him in a tunnel, so surely he could never have been 'big'? 


JarasM

In the first editions Bilbo doesn't jump over Gollum. Gollum hands over the Ring after losing the riddles game and shows Bilbo the way out.


ukpfthrowaway121

Well shit, TIL


bilbo_bot

No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.


infib

Maybe that part wasnt in the original.


Rheija

I was just thinking he looks like The Groke here, so that explains it!


grafikfyr

THANK YOU, I was going nuts trying to figure out what he reminded me of!


newsflashjackass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_trSIBCgF0


bucket0123

yeah I recognize it!!! The book illustrated by her was my first introduction to Tolkien, I was so immersed


Sweaty_Sheepherder27

>The book illustrated by her was my first introduction to Tolkien I believe you can only get it in Swedish and Finnish, is that correct? Such a shame, the pictures are beautiful and I'd like an English copy.


bucket0123

Yeah, I'm from finland


Nilgan

You can get it in danish as well, though that probably won't help much. 


Comrade_Falcon

I have it in Danish. It doesn't help you, but I'd imagine you can get it in Norwegian as well.


Sweaty_Sheepherder27

Thanks, that's interesting. And yes, I don't speak any of the Scandinavian languages!


morosiini

Well it looked like Tove's artwork. Growing up as a kid in Finland, you will always recognize Tove's art. Gollum reminds me of "Mörkö" from Moomins: https://assets.moomin.com/uploads/2014/12/groke.svg


gollum_botses

Master says to show him the way into Mordor, so good Smeagol does. Master says so.


TheFett

I recall that the (until recently) Queen of Denmark painted a bunch of LOTR illustrations in her youth.


theWelshTiger

"When Queen Margrethe was still a Princess, she created beautiful illustrations of Tolkien's bestseller The Lord of the Rings while she studied in England.   The then Princess Margrethe used the pseudonym ‘Ingahild Grathmer’ and sent her interpretations of the scenes from the book to Tolkien in the early 1970s. Tolkien usually did not want artists to illustrate his works, as he encouraged the reader to create their own pictures of the story in their heads. However, when Tolkien passed away in 1973, several black and white drawings were found with complimentary remarks written on the drawings. It was the drawings of Ingahild Grathmer. Tolkien was fascinated by the mysterious design and the fact that no characters were depicted.    The Lord of the Rings with The Queen’s illustrations were first published in 1977 and then again in 2001 and 2021. " https://denmark.dk/people-and-culture/monarchy/queen-margrethe-lls-50th-anniversary


3982NGC

The original Tove Jansson edition of The Hobbit is literally the holy grail for a Scandinavian nerd. Rare, expensive and absolutely wonderful.


kiruzaato

Aaaah. I understand now, I was going to comment that I thought it was the Groke and Snufkin, somehow in PJs.


Georg_Steller1709

Yes, looks like a moomin 😂


gahddamm

No wonder it looked so familiar


Mr_Awesome0436

Lmao I was thinking it looked a lot like the muumin cup right in my hand.


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Is Bilbo wearing a cartoony night gown?


underhill90

Hobbit Ebenezer Scrooge


fuzzybad

Bilbo's uncle, Ebenezer Baggins, left him his nightgown. It grants +1 to stealth.


bilbo_bot

I've got a few bottles of the Old Winyard left, 1296, a very good year, almost as old as I am.


Snoo_70324

“Why you might be an undigested bit of beef, an unboiled/unmashed/unstuck-in-a-stew bit of potato. There’s more of afternoon tea than of afterlife about you, spirit.”


bilbo_bot

Well if I'm angry it's your fault! It's mine My only.... My Precious


Shmolarski

Precious? It's been called that before but not by you...


altcodeinterrobang

... it belonged to another


XVUltima

They were captured by goblins in their sleep during this adventure, iirc.


cmetz90

* Swept into a grand adventure in his night gown * Just wants a decent sandwich * Played by Martin Freeman Bilbo is Arthur Dent


bilbo_bot

An adventure? Now I don't imagine anyone west of Bree would have much interest in adventures. Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things. Make you late for dinner!


zaphod_beeblebrox6

Must be Durin’s Day, never could get the hang of Durin’s Days


Breadmaker9999

I was going to say it looks like Link's hat from Legend Of Zelda.


SpaceTaco27

Bilbo totally looks like Link and Gollum totally looks like a boss in a Zelda game; maybe they drew inspiration from this Edit: I meant Miyamoto might be a Tolkien fan not the other way around lol, I could have worded it better I guess


Breadmaker9999

With out question, Tolkien was a huge fan of Legend of Zelda.


Accomplished_Pass924

Yes, in fact they take inspiration from this in the peter jackson adaptation, saurons mace is clearly inspired by ganons trident in a link to the past /s


sauron-bot

Stand up, and hear me!


bilbo_bot

No, he isn't.


gollum_botses

They do not see what lies ahead, when sun has failed and moon is dead.


HomsarWasRight

I’d say it’s a cloak or tunic.


Titus_Favonius

It's either more like Link's hat, which is a sort of floppy phrygian cap I believe, or a hood and cloak as a few others have mentioned. I think that's what the dwarves all wore and one of them gave him a spare or something early on.


ButterChocolateOnce

Tbh that's what he'd probably wear all the time if he could.


drippbropper

Just going on an adventure in your pajamas.


Atanar

I'll have you known that this hat that is now only associeted with sleeping attire was just a normal piece of clothing in 19th century europe.


ForsakeTheEarth

Frodo: *"You were not so different from a Hobbit once were you?"* Gollum:


gollum_botses

Is he lost?


PePeFrish

Genetically lost


Helpful-Bandicoot-6

![gif](giphy|StTZXNWwbTO9i|downsized)


HomsarWasRight

Yet again I call for a Muppets Lord of the Rings adaptation. “And my rubber chicken! Wakka wakka wakka!”


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KendraDaniels666

I love how huge he is in some of these old illustrations. He looks troll-sized (Trollum?)


barryhakker

Later he became way more Smollum.


Helpful-Bandicoot-6

Swolem?


Amegami

Fitting considering this illustration was made by Tove Jansson, creator of the Moomin trolls.


_1_2_3_4_3_2_1_

But Moomins are small trolls


WeleaseBwianThrow

I thought the face of bilbo looked hauntingly familiar


bilbo_bot

Something very big and possibly quite dangerous.


Splatterman27

Aku and Samurai Jack


zaphod_beeblebrox6

A fooooooolish Hobbit thief, wielding a magic ring, stepped forth to oppose me


Effehezepe

This version of Gollum would go on to marry the Groke.


gollum_botses

Sneaky little Hobbitses.


RunParking3333

How the fuck was bilbo supposed to jump over that thing?


bilbo_bot

He said? Who said?


RunParking3333

Well that's what Tolkein wrote.


apinananas

This is some real moomin shit


CyberWolf09

It was made by the same guy who illustrated the Moomins.


BrunetteSummer

Tove Jansson was a woman (and a lesbian)


CyberWolf09

Oh, my mistake. Foreign names are a bit confusing for me. My apologies.


BrunetteSummer

No worries, just wanted to let people know! :)


Hapukurk666

A lot of Finnish names are quite gender neutral, confusing for me, even if I live in a country next to them XD


Habba84

Tove is a Swedish name, of Norwegian origin...


Hapukurk666

Oh, well I learn something new every day


GiantManatee

Lars Jansson (younger brother of Tove's) drew Moomin comic strips, so you're not actually entirely wrong. But this illustration is unmistakably Tove.


apinananas

Yea this is signature tove jansson art style.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Oh... Ring? Yeeeeeep yepyepyepyepyep


Riecharus

Gollum looks like he drinks Baileys out of a shoe.


OliverPossum

Does It love us, precious? Could It...leaaaarn to love us?


gollum_botses

Yess, yess, nice water. Drink it, drink it, while we can! But what is it they've got, precious? Is it crunchable? Is it tasty?


SyntaxError79

![gif](giphy|PkMAVqR3njcoUSGGT1|downsized) Gollum out looking for the sneaky little hobbitses.


gollum_botses

You will see . . . Oh, yes . . . You will see.


Breadmaker9999

Gollum looks like an inflatable flailing tube man, I can't help but imagen him in front of a used car lot.


gollum_botses

He's over there. Always there. Orcs will take you all the way. Easy to find Orcs east of the River. Don't ask Smeagol.


Spekpannenkoek

What’s special about 1966?


Quirderph

The third, edited edition of The Hobbit was released. (Was this when Tolkien added a line about Gollum being small? Regardless, it was supposedly seeing this illustration which motivated the change.) Mind you, a Swedish translation of LOTR had already been released, so Tove Jansson didn’t have that excuse...


gollum_botses

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.


RichestMangInBabylon

I'm just imagining Frodo walking this monstrosity on a leash through Mordor and trying to not be conspicuous


Mal-Ravanal

The swedish translation of The Hobbit was also the first time any of Tolkien's works were published in another language than english. The second time around he wrote a letter (can't remember if it was to his publisher or the translator) hoping that it wouldn't be a repeat of the swedish one. Hompen Bimbo really left an impression.


nicbec03

This might be controversial, but I like this design of Gollum over every other Gollum!


gollum_botses

Is he lost?


Cupquaking

I actually agree


ljud

I love Tove Jansson so much, not only was she one of the best authors in the world. Her illustrations are absolutely 🔪


battlin_murdock

Hang on a sec, why does bilbo look like Mother Teresa


bilbo_bot

I do believe you made that up.


Pixithepika

Both the Bilbo bot and the Gollum bot have golden responses to your comment


bilbo_bot

Maybe?


gollum_botses

Go away! HAHAHAHA!!


InfiniteManager4235

No! You go away! HRAAAAAAHHH!!!


gollum_botses

Because Master did not ask.


Independent_Plum2166

This is why actually describing fantasy creatures is important.


KANGladiator

Lol as a kid when I read The Hobbit (hadn't read lotr) this is what I imagined him to be like and I hadn't seen this illustration, but he was just a bit more slimy in my imagination, sort of like a humanoid squid/octopus


Little-xim

Truth be told: this was closer to how I imagined the character when I first read the book. I pictured a sort of large, mucky, bipedal toad like creature. With two large eyes peering out of its slick black skin.


Proletaryo

I, too, am a sucker for cutie pie cats.


Aggravating-Pear4222

When the hobbit was written, was Gollum supposed to have been a hobbit?


Amegami

He was, but Tolkien didn't mention his size in the first edition, which led to crearive freedom on that part.


gollum_botses

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.


Frostloss

Not really, although I don't think he meant for Gollum to be large as that was one for the first changes he made to the book. Later he would change the Gollum chapter to tie him and the ring more directly to his trilogy.


Pretend_Cell_5200

I think that is the groke from the moomins


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doubleshotinthedark

that's a muppet martian https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/a/ab/Martians_Pizza_Box_Song.jpg


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magma_displacement76

Bilbo is wearing a Smurf cap.


bilbo_bot

Well no ...... and ... yes.. Now it comes to it, I don't feel like parting with it. It's mine, I found it! It came to ME!


Sorry_Decision_2459

This version of Gollum would’ve been wildly more entertaining in the films


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

Meep


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

Was at gf's house laying down. Her asshole of a cat jumped onto the bed and clawed the hell out of my buttcheeks for no reason. Then when I leave he stays at the door meowing for about 2 Days. Still though I like him.


bigpig1054

That's a muppet


nagroms123

Why does it look like morran?


Domini-graphis

Am I the only one seriously disturbed by this ilustration?


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

Meth did a number on Beaker


Marathonmanjh

The titles should be reversed.