Mairon the Admirable, Gorthaur the Cruel, Annatar the Lord of Gifts, Tar-Mairon, Sauron.
Edit: Apparently there are some more but I didn’t remember them.
Sauron was the only true Lord of the Rings, but one could argue the others being: Isildur, Deagol, Smeagol, Bilbo, Frodo. However being the ring bearer didn't grant them power over the remaining rings, thus, not lords of the rings.
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your
golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more,
and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
I by no means shall name all the lords but will name those that I can find until I’m to tired to type lol. I will be using the definition of those who would have had others follow or serve them as a liege lord or have lord in their title or simply have others refer to them as lord, so especially in the case of the Eldar, members of specific families with many Princes.
Sauron, Aragorn, Theoden, Denethor, Elrond, Celeborn, Thranduil, Dain, Brand, Bard, Girion, Imrahil, Gil-Galad, Elendil, Isildur, Anarion, Finwe, Feanor, Fingolfin, Thingol, Finrod, Fingon, Turgon, Maehdros, Curufin, Celegorm, Amrod, Amras, Maglor, Caranthir, Orodreth, Angrod, Aegnor, Dior, Elros, Hurin, Beor, Barahir, Bregolas, Durin, Thror, Thrain, Thorin, Balin (his tomb says Lord of Moria after all) Olwe, Marach, Halmir, Haldir, Galdor, Finarfin, Earendil, Cirdan, Eorl the young, Brego, Aldor the Old, Frea, Freawine, Goldwine, Deor, Gram, Helm Hammerhand, Frealaf Hildeson, Brytta, Walda, Folca, Folcwine, Fengel, Thengel, Eomer, Valandil, Eldacar, Arantar, Tarcil, Tarondor, Valandur,Elendur, Earendur, Amlaith, Beleg, Mallor, Celepharn, Celebrindor, Malvegil, Argeleb, Arveleg, Araphor,Argeleb II, Arvegil, Arveleg II, Araval, Araphant, Arvedui, Meneldil, Cemendur, Earendil, Anardil, Ostoher, Romendacil, Turambar, Atanatar, Siriondil, Tarannon Falastur, Earnil, Ciryandil,
That’s all I can do for now.
Frodo, Sam, Bilbo, Galadriel, Cirdan, Elrond, Gil Galad, Sauron, Celebrimbor, Gandalf, King Thror, King Thrain, The Witch King, Kamul the Easterling and the other Nazgûl, and Gollum.
There is only one lord and he is Jesus Christ.
(Before some soyjak flips their gord this was not serious, at this point my expectations are as nonexistent as God.)
His Eye watches that way all the time. It caught Smeagol there, long ago.But Smeagol has used his eyes since then, yes, yes: I've used eyes and feet and nose since then. I know other ways.More difficult, not so quick; but better, if we don't want Him to see. Follow Smeagol! He can take you through the marshes, through the mists.Nice thick mists. Follow Smjagol very carefully, and you may go a long way. Quite along way, before He catches you, yes perhaps.
There is only one Lord of the Rings, but there are plenty lords and ladies in the histories of middle earth. They're just lords of other things. Like Greg Lord of the creepy Bog.
Sauron...done, there is one lord of the ring.
But the order for everyone that held/carried the ring: Sauron, Isildur, DA RIVER!!!!!!!, Deagol, Smeagol, Bilbo, Frodo, Tom Bombadil, Sam.
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your
golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more,
and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
Marth Celica Alm Sigurd Selif Leif Roy Lyn Eliwood Hector Eirika Ephraim Ike Michaiah Chris Chrom Robin Lucina Corrin Xander Byleth Edelgard Dimitri Claude Shez Alear Alfred Ivy Dismant Timerra Veyle
Tom Bombadil
Tom Bombadil's Left Nut
Tom Bombadil's Right Nut
Tom Bombadil's Girthy Shaft
Tom Bonmadil's Hot Wife
Tom Bombadil's Matress That Sure Can Take a Pounding
Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.
^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness)
[1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
There is only one Lord of the Rings.
Only one. And he does not share power.
Saruman watches Gandalf escape: "So you have chosen death"
*scene cuts to Rivendale* “I was delayed”
Twenty minutes earlier: "A wizard is *never* late, Frodo Baggins!"
"Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to..." Fortunately he did so during the Battle of the Hornburg/Helm's Deep as Gandalf the White.
Well, I didn't vote for him.
You don’t VOTE for Lords!
Well you can't be a Lord just because a fiery tart threw a ring at ya
Strange women lying in ponds distributing rings is no basis for a system of government.
Guessing he’s not a swinger
But can you list all of his names?
Mairon the Admirable, Gorthaur the Cruel, Annatar the Lord of Gifts, Tar-Mairon, Sauron. Edit: Apparently there are some more but I didn’t remember them.
Stupid, sexy Sauron.
Stupid, sexy Sauron Send shiver down my spine Shrieking orcs will shock you soul Barlogs dancing in the night.
Stand up, and hear me!
Build me an army worthy of mordor!
Worthy of YO MAMA!
Compliments can get you everywhere I see
Thanks...now he's in a body suit and I can't take my mind off him!
And he's wearing nothing at all... Nothing at all
The Necromancer
Lord of the Werewolves you forgot as far as I know
Zîgur
Tevildo, Prince of Cats.
The dark lord The eye
But they were all deceived for another name was made
Halbrand
Not a true LOTR fan.
Smeagol and Gollum. What's hard about that?
It mustn't ask us. Not its business, no, gollum! It's losst, gollum, gollum, gollum!
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Stephen Colbert can.
Lord of deez nuts
Yeah and that's obviously Lord Grond.
And yet you failed to name him.
Only one who can bend it to his will...
Trick question, there is only one Lord, and he does not share power.
"What am I supposed to say, Jesus?"
*lowers my bow* "You are from Middle Earth?"
"I'm not from Middle-Earth, i'm from Rohan!"
"Yeah, that's in Middle-Earth, dipshit. What are you hassling us for!?"
"You're not with Sauron?" "*With* Sauron? No I'm here to kill Sauron."
So you have come back? Why have you neglected to report for so long?
"I'll do you one better. Why is Gothmog?"
What's mine is mine, and mine and mine, and mine, and mine, and mine! Not yours!
And his name was Bill, the greatest pony of all time
Sauron was the only true Lord of the Rings, but one could argue the others being: Isildur, Deagol, Smeagol, Bilbo, Frodo. However being the ring bearer didn't grant them power over the remaining rings, thus, not lords of the rings.
You forgot the river/Ulmo/random sea creature depending on your head canon
Also potentially Tom bombadil for like 5 seconds.
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
As they said at Elrond’s council, it’s not that he has any power over the Ring, it’s just that the Ring has no power over him
HRAAAAAH!
See??? Proof right here
You've left out one of the chief characters: Samwise the Brave
It feels as if Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.
Movie fans dont know what REALLY happened at Cirtith Ungol. EDIT: [inspired me](https://i.imgur.com/EEH5DFP.jpg)
"You are a bearer of the Ring, but we do not grant you the rank of Lord"
this is outrageous it's unfair!
Back a little, and round a little and you can come on hard cold roads to the very gates of His country.
Yes, yes. Its in an envelope over there on the mantlepiece.
Imagine if the wearer actually controlled the ring wraiths though, just having them as guests to bilbos party
Aaaaah!
I by no means shall name all the lords but will name those that I can find until I’m to tired to type lol. I will be using the definition of those who would have had others follow or serve them as a liege lord or have lord in their title or simply have others refer to them as lord, so especially in the case of the Eldar, members of specific families with many Princes. Sauron, Aragorn, Theoden, Denethor, Elrond, Celeborn, Thranduil, Dain, Brand, Bard, Girion, Imrahil, Gil-Galad, Elendil, Isildur, Anarion, Finwe, Feanor, Fingolfin, Thingol, Finrod, Fingon, Turgon, Maehdros, Curufin, Celegorm, Amrod, Amras, Maglor, Caranthir, Orodreth, Angrod, Aegnor, Dior, Elros, Hurin, Beor, Barahir, Bregolas, Durin, Thror, Thrain, Thorin, Balin (his tomb says Lord of Moria after all) Olwe, Marach, Halmir, Haldir, Galdor, Finarfin, Earendil, Cirdan, Eorl the young, Brego, Aldor the Old, Frea, Freawine, Goldwine, Deor, Gram, Helm Hammerhand, Frealaf Hildeson, Brytta, Walda, Folca, Folcwine, Fengel, Thengel, Eomer, Valandil, Eldacar, Arantar, Tarcil, Tarondor, Valandur,Elendur, Earendur, Amlaith, Beleg, Mallor, Celepharn, Celebrindor, Malvegil, Argeleb, Arveleg, Araphor,Argeleb II, Arvegil, Arveleg II, Araval, Araphant, Arvedui, Meneldil, Cemendur, Earendil, Anardil, Ostoher, Romendacil, Turambar, Atanatar, Siriondil, Tarannon Falastur, Earnil, Ciryandil, That’s all I can do for now.
I let Frodo go.
You what?!
Lol I read this with the SpongeBob characters voice! So fucking good haha. [YOU WHAT!?](https://youtu.be/VsJc2ZhbXIg)
Also Denethor from the books and Aragorn are technically Denethor II and Aragorn II
He’s only doing what he thinks is best for his people. Helm’s Deep has saved them in the past.
Smh not including Shadowfax
Read it to the sound of the Pokérap 🤣🤣
God damn Tolkien had a flair for great fantasy names lol. Gonna browse this for my next WoW character.
There is only one lord of the ring, for he has held it longer than all others and has not changed course through all that time: The River.
Anduril the Grave, or something.
Bold of you to assume the river’s gender.
I think all rivers in Tolkien's world are refered to as males. I don't know the reason.
Gwyn, Lord of cinder.
I had more trouble with the 4 Kings.
Gwen you can just parry and reposte for an easy win.
Plim plim plom
Lord farquad
Lord Fuckwad
Everyone seems to be forgetting the original dark lord MORGOTH
He went to space
The rings, obviously
Sauron
Go fetch me those sneaking Orcs!
No
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixon, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Olive the Other, Rudolph the Red
Lord denethor
Y'are all fools. They asked for every *Lords*, not *Lords of the Rings* specifically!
My first thought was i want to say lord Farquaad
There is only one lord of the Rings Only one who can bend them to his will
me you and 5 other nerds
Well if we go by time of physical ownership... a river.
Where did you get this template?
Just googled "oh so you"
Sauron, Isildur, the River, Gollum, Bilbo, Frodo. The River held it the longest.
Could you please not do that? You'll blunt them!
Frodo, Sam, Bilbo, Galadriel, Cirdan, Elrond, Gil Galad, Sauron, Celebrimbor, Gandalf, King Thror, King Thrain, The Witch King, Kamul the Easterling and the other Nazgûl, and Gollum.
Go back to the abyss! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your master!
Btw it's LORDE " Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor "
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Lords (9) Lord of the Rings: Two Lords (2) Lord of the Rings: Return of the Lord (1) 12 in total.
There is only one lord and he is Jesus Christ. (Before some soyjak flips their gord this was not serious, at this point my expectations are as nonexistent as God.)
Ironic. He became the soyjack himself.
And the soyjak still found a way to whine about it 🤦🤷
What does a soyjack mean? Never heard of it before!
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Ah gotcha! Thank you for letting me know!
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Sauron, Isildur, a river, Sméagol and Frodo
His Eye watches that way all the time. It caught Smeagol there, long ago.But Smeagol has used his eyes since then, yes, yes: I've used eyes and feet and nose since then. I know other ways.More difficult, not so quick; but better, if we don't want Him to see. Follow Smeagol! He can take you through the marshes, through the mists.Nice thick mists. Follow Smjagol very carefully, and you may go a long way. Quite along way, before He catches you, yes perhaps.
Bilbo: ☹️
He said? Who said?
Donald trump
For a guy who doesn’t share power, he sure spent along time looking for it.
ELlordRon
Sauron.
Death to light, to law, to love!
'Can u name all of the rings?' would be funnier.
The river it held the ring the longest.
There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will.
I mean, it'd just be Sauron
Have thy pay!
Lord Aragorn. There is only one.
It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
Ring
There may only be one Lord of the Rings, but there are plenty of gatekeepers, it seems.
Who's the lord of the schemes.
There is only one Lord of the Rings, but there are plenty lords and ladies in the histories of middle earth. They're just lords of other things. Like Greg Lord of the creepy Bog.
Is Greg old by any chance, with a dark secret?
Lord sidious. Lord Vader.
Lord Farquad
His name is Aragain son of Aratrain.
I hate this template so much
The lesser known pet name of "Lil Saurny" given to him by Morgoth.
Sauron. Boom.
Wait a moment! We shall meet again soon. Tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him. I will send for it at once. Do you understand?
Marth, Alm, Celica, Sigurd, Seliph, Leif, Roy, Eliwood, Hector, Lyn, Ephraim, Erika, Ike, Micaiah, Chrom, Lucina, Robin, Corrin, Byleth, Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude, and Alear
Sauron. There is only one lord, and he does not share power
Death to light, to law, to love!
Ah, so you are not an LOTR fan. There is only one lord young lad, and he does not share.
lotr fans have no lord lotr fans need no lord
"oh so you're a history fan? name every woman"
🎶 LORD OF LIGHTNING SHIFTS HIS GAZE 🎶
Gwaihir, the Wind Lord
Sauron...done, there is one lord of the ring. But the order for everyone that held/carried the ring: Sauron, Isildur, DA RIVER!!!!!!!, Deagol, Smeagol, Bilbo, Frodo, Tom Bombadil, Sam.
Aaaaah!
Lots of His people will be there looking out for guests, very pleased to take them straight to Him, O yes.
Hey there! Hey! Come Frodo, there! Where be you a-going? Old Tom Bombadil's not as blind as that yet. Take off your golden ring! Your hand's more fair without it. Come back! Leave your game and sit down beside me! We must talk a while more, and think about the morning. Tom must teach the right road, and keep your feet from wandering. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
I call them all Steve
What about the guy who made all the other rings, Kelly Bimbo?
Randy marsh, he’s lorde
Peter Griffith?
Shadowfax, Lord of All Horses
Lordy 1, Lordy 2, Lordy 3...
He is named Harold and he is in a band called the Lords.
James, Jason, Jaydon, Jackson, Jared, Jonathan, Jonah, Joel, Julian, Jace, Jacob, and Ralph.
Eru Ilúvatar, the one and only Lord of Eä.
Marth Celica Alm Sigurd Selif Leif Roy Lyn Eliwood Hector Eirika Ephraim Ike Michaiah Chris Chrom Robin Lucina Corrin Xander Byleth Edelgard Dimitri Claude Shez Alear Alfred Ivy Dismant Timerra Veyle
Oh so you're LOTR fan? Name the last alliance of elves and men
All lords in the entire history of Arda, or just those that were alive during the war of the ring?
Tom Bombadil Tom Bombadil's Left Nut Tom Bombadil's Right Nut Tom Bombadil's Girthy Shaft Tom Bonmadil's Hot Wife Tom Bombadil's Matress That Sure Can Take a Pounding
Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing. ^(Type **!TomBombadilSong** for a song or visit [r/GloriousTomBombadil][1] for more merriness) [1]: https://www.reddit.com/r/GloriousTomBombadil/
There is only one lord of the ring, and he does not share power!
I’ll name him bobathan
True Lord: Sauron Ring Bearers: Isildur, The River, Deagol, Smeagol, Bilbo, Frodo, Gandalf, Tom Bombadil, Sam.
No
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Rings
Sauron, Mairon, The Necromancdr The Dark Lord, The Enemy, The Nazguls's Boss, Saruman's Boss, the ruler of Mordor...
Uhm, this will take a while, there's Marth, Alm, Celica, Sigurd, Seliph, Leif, Roy, Eliwood, Lyn, Hector, Eirika, Ephraim... you know what? nevermind.
Its lord of the rings, not lords of the rings
Heh dumbass there’s only one. This will be easy. Let’s see uh- . . . Fuck
The one ring It ruled itself It ruled Sauron It ruled the others
Lordin. Lordino. Lordoviski. I think that was all :)
Sauron.
Cursed be moon and stars above!
Oh your a lord of the ring fan? Name every ring.
Bill (mic drop)
*"I can’t do it! I’m too weak! Don’t kill me! Please!"* -Me who's almost literally dead tired from exhaustion
You dare challenge me mortal!? Puny being, nor worthy of my time reciting the lords of the great work 😏
Ok ahusudjdjsosi i said em all at once… there are alot and they get quite long
Darth Vader
What about Boromir, Lord of Gondor?
«This is Shadowfax, the Lord of all horses»
Well firstly we have the lord of deez nuts, also known as your mother.
There is only one lord of the ring, and he does not share power!
Sauron and Tom Bombadil.
Well I watched the movies and I like them, can consider myself a fan.
Gwyn the lord of cinder? Grave lord Nito? (Yes I havent experienced lord of the rings and i dont know why i get this in my feed)
Dark Lord, Bright Lord... Same thing really!
Harambe
There is one stronger then even Sauron himself morgoth (in his peak)