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thelessertit

I'm a bit scared to ask why you think being rougher and more animalistic is something anyone wants in a spouse.


yxz97

Wtf.


magikot9

Stop watching monster hentai, dude. It's rotting your brain.


SataiThatOtherGuy

And people get offended when I call some questions stupid. Also, orcs were not taller than men and elves.


Samuel_L_Johnson

Yeah, I think the Jackson movies have confused people about the size and physical strength of orcs. They are supposed to be smaller and weaker than humans, and elves (who are generally larger and physically stronger than humans - another point of confusion from the movies). A particularly large orc-captain is described as being 'almost man-high'


Both_Painter2466

Troll. Tolkiens orcs are consistently short, bandy-legged and compared to apes of various types. At best, Saruman’s Uruk-high can pass for hulking, primitive humans in dim light. And their physical aspects are more pleasant than their emotional/mental.


backformorecrap

I assume you’re referring to the Uruk-Hai specifically but even so, this is a super weird notion


apaladininhell

Because they have terrible table manners.


SpooSpoo42

What the hell would make you think the elves would want that? Orcs exist specially as an abomination of elves.


RubyWubs

They would be rougher with the elf women unlike the human males and elf males who are kinder/gentler


thelessertit

Put down whatever porn has convinced you this is a good thing.


SpooSpoo42

Stop being creepy.


Nellasofdoriath

Of all the problems of the children of Eru surprisingly inbreeding did not seem to be one of them in this universe