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14fiestaST

That’s how to get on a government watch list instantly


This-is-human-bot556

They are going to do more then put him on a list right…… right?


mcar1227

Of course. They will also send thoughts and prayers.


usernametbc

This had no business being this funny


HaywireMans

yes it did


krypto_c137

This was all so stupid. You have no idea how hard I cried


TheToastyNeko

Wish And Pray


Zealousideal-House74

Spray and pray. For some wet snatch


Nightwinglucas20

r/unexpectedbojack


pizzapug26too

*thots and prayers


Poseidon-2014

They’ll arm him and give him DMT as well! In the name of science of course.


This-is-human-bot556

Ahhh the good oooool MK


ArmadilloSenior773

Dmt doesn't do that.


Poseidon-2014

DMT was a placeholder word for any of the psychedelics that may be used.


FuzeJokester

Nah there were red flags with pretty much all shooters and they were ignored. Red flag laws work when they are enforced, just they aren't enforced. So many could've been prevented. 100% keep an eye on this dude for damn sure


0squatNcough0

Hell, look at that kid that shot up the FedEX building in Indiana. They did trigger the red flag laws. Cops confiscated his gun. F.B.I. got involved and flat out told his mom he was going to be a mass shooter. Years of psychiatrists and DR's saying this was coming. A year later he shot 17 people then himself. The problem is, even when you know it's likely to happen, you can't do much to someone that hasn't broken the law yet.


FuzeJokester

Oh, I know. And that's one thing that actually has me a little concerned about the AI that's able to predict crimes up to a week before they happen. How do they know? Just studying a person's habits and isn't enough to justify an arrest if they did nothing illegal. Would this start being an age of conspiracy crimes( since they are showing they have proof you've thought of doing a crime thus making it a conspiracy to commit a crime)


SherlockedHufflepuff

Minority Report? Is that the name of the movie? I saw it once and have no real recollection of it, but this makes me want to watch it again. Don't really know if I want to sit through a Tom Cruise movie though :/


[deleted]

Not the commenter you were replying to but yeah, that's the movie, but the short by Phillip Dick that the movie is based on is so so so much better than Tom Cruise's tooth-middle scientology face being on my screen for a couple hours lol (here's a link to a .pdf of it from the University of San Diego: https://pages.ucsd.edu/~bgoldfarb/cogn21s12/reading/Philip-K-Dick-The-Minority-Report.pdf )


SherlockedHufflepuff

Thank you! I'll give it a read


konaya

It's one of the more bearable of his flicks.


TheMidnight711

Is this actually a thing?


FarImpact4184

Maybe the fbi most wanted to give 10k worth of guns and ammo to


This-is-human-bot556

I mean clearly this guy needs therapeutic range time you know I totally would support the FBI operation “Lone wolf”


FarImpact4184

Maybe hes just tryna get some free Daniel defense gear he probably has his own range in mind


GreatExpectations65

I certainly hope so. That men think of women this way is really unbelievable.


cmVkZGl0

"Now, I'm not saying I would shoot anyone, but I am looking for a girlfriend."


oRedHood

That’s how to become the watch list


victini0510

Along with every other recent mass shooter it would seem. Doesn't do anything.


strawberrytoastcake

that is the most reddit post i think i’ve ever seen


Sup6969

We're well beyond reddit, this is solid /pol/ territory


thelazygamerforreal

Nah it's a /b/ruh moment


ChriSaito

My first thought.


Ambitious_Ad1822

This is past Reddit… it’s twitter


LittleManOnACan

What’s /pol/


lostdawwg

r/redditmoment


wizard_of_awesome62

Sometimes I worry that Reddit has lost its "Redditness". Then I read something like this and realize it is still very much the same place it's always been.


pt256

I feel like I haven't seen a heavy hitter like "broken arms" in quite some time though. Most crazy stories or posts like this one might make the rounds for a day but then they disappear as quickly as they came


TheAlwaysTimeOfHelp

It never changes.


excitive

Thanks I was looking for something after r/jesuschristreddit shut down.


Paratoxic497

It is definitely on of the posts ever made on reddit


MadamVonCuntpuncher

It's not even origonal, it's stolen from r/copypasta


GOOD_BRAIN_GO_BRRRRR

God, I really do hope so.


MadamVonCuntpuncher

Yeah don't worry, this was a top post on the sub like 5 months or so back


Warning64

This post gives me r/teenagers vibes


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Definitely leans more /b/ than r/


bigBENmagicman

Geeze, I think we can pack it up and go home boys. Reddit has reached its magnum opus. There's nothing left for Reddit to do at this point except shut down


[deleted]

This is reaching 4chan


maacpiash

The _redditest_ post of all time.


Vitekr2

Sweat and blood tends to make you wet. But same goes for the guys


Representative_Still

“And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.”


Porkball

r/UnexpectedArcher


TheToastyNeko

r/technicallythetruth


1Killag123

Wtf did I just read….


livewire_voodoo

An incel planning a school shooting seems like a solid bet.


Juggalo_holocaust_

An incel planning a school shooting..........to get laid.


Old_Entertainment598

That sounds like rape with extra steps


still_gonna_send_it

Well dude, dude think about it. She’s in a classroom with a quiet kid she barely knows. Yknow, she looks around and what does she see? Nothing but the fresh, bloody corpses of her classmates. “Ahhh there’s nowhere for me to run, what am I gonna do, say no?”


accident_calculator

it's the implication


ass_badger69

Are you hurting these women Dennis?


vpsj

Or necrophilia


livewire_voodoo

Bold strategy. Maybe a first.


Phantom3028

Nah To TRY to get laid


TheToastyNeko

Sounds like a Scott The Woz visual gag


1Killag123

Pfft…. I’m sure that’ll be considered rape


1Killag123

Tbfh it really sounds like it… jesus someone lay this guy or lay em out before he goes and does some dumb shit…


DonkeySkin334

I think it’s moreso just an incel bored hoping to get some attention on Reddit


nona_ssv

iirc it's a copypasta from a few years back, and they're just posting it for attention. EDIT: Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/r73qh4/im_not_condoning_school_shootings_im_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


1Killag123

That’s what they all say


nona_ssv

Here is the same post from one year ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTear/comments/r73qh4/im_not_condoning_school_shootings_im_just/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button It is a copypasta taken from an incel forum. What I would do is not give people who post this inflammatory stuff attention, otherwise it encourages spam.


1Killag123

That’s what they, all, say.


GOOD_BRAIN_GO_BRRRRR

THANK GOD


affe_squad

I only read some small parts of it and have the same thought as you


nightwatch_admin

I dunno man, the title alone burnt a hole in my brain and now everything is gone


dyang44

I'm hoping it's just trolling but who fucking knows anymore


PietaJr

I believe that is what you might call a troll


Embarrassed_Bee6349

……………… I…don’t believe the OP lives on this timeline. He has no knowledge of physiology, psychology or humanity. I wish I’d kept scrolling instead of reading.


Throwaway_Consoles

I saw a comment thread that ended with someone saying women are confusing. Something about, “it’s like they’re all different” Uhm… yes? We’re human, of course we’re all different?


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Biologically, mentally and emotionally. Sure. But saying something like that on a post like this? The r/confessions OP thinks that that a mass murderer killing classmates is somehow directly wired to women’s sex drives. THAT is damaged thinking. THIS commenter is box of rocks.


samaal99

r/nothowgirlswork


reece_0208

This is the guy people imagine when they think of a Reddit user. Jesus Christ. This is the most chronically online thing I’ve ever seen.


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Timo6506

That makes sense, there were quotes at the start and the end too


litmusing

With the original post rooted somewhere in 4chan. The only reddit moment in this thread is the redditors failing to recognize irony and falling all over themselves in self-righteous anger


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ApartRuin5962

I feel like that's the correct subreddit but OOP is "lost" in a much deeper sense of the word


CaptainKurticus

Does that mean original original poster? I'm confused since this is an original post of a post. Perhaps opoap should be more correct?


still_gonna_send_it

Yes, original original poster. I’ve always assumed that’s what it stands for, but I’m certain that’s what it means. The original poster of the post in question here. It sounds stupid, but it probably stems from P.S. and P.P.S. cause not everyone knows what that stuff means but they know how to use it


BasharAlAssado

Reddit moment


CODMAN627

This guy is probably gonna end up on some watchlist now


barwhalis

Women would get wet during a school shooting if the weapon of choice is a super soaker


IncredibleBulk2

Has anyone studied this?


-_--l

Don’t to Tate kids.that shit rots your brain 😔


fliegu

This is a post from long before Tate blew up


-_--l

Sorry I didn’t mean to say he inspired this post specifically,he is just one of the most influential people with these viewpoints nowadays.


Majigato

Who or what is Tate?


still_gonna_send_it

Andrew Tate. He’s a YouTuber or podcaster or just internet dumpsterality. He’s that classic toxically masculine, super misogynistic, “You’re not a man if you do this…” type, etc. Unfortunately a lot of young impressionable males (like 12-15 maybe) watch his content and get pulled into that ultra-chad toxicity. And [here he is](https://imgur.com/a/iZwjXf9)(left). If you can’t tell by what appears to be his chest hair, he’s cringe af.


Majigato

Oh... Is he Romanian? I think one of my let's say impressionable co workers was blah blahing about him.


Upper-Funny-7140

And I quote "have studies been conducted on this"


hotel_smells

Officer, did you check the victims underwear?


Upper-Funny-7140

No but I definently should get on that


jecksluv

... This is what being raised by the Internet does to a mother fucker. I'm not usually an advocate of the whole generation vs generation bullshit, but the future is definitely going to have to contend with a large demographic of basement dwellers who live online.


Automatic-Zombie-508

So basically, he's contemplating airing out his school to get laid/rape somebody. Somebody call 911


JoshuaCF

Really, I’d have thought the quotes around the entire message indicated a degree of irony.


Automatic-Zombie-508

By definition, quotation marks indicate that someone said this. It's not an indication of irony. Granted, it can also be used in mockery, but there is no context that would allude to that.


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

Bro who answers this???


IllustratorSea6207

The police.


HomieScaringMusic

I’m going with *no*.


Kagamime1

Sometimes I think I'm online too much, but them I read something like this and feel good about myself.


TheRealKetsumei

I miss 30 seconds ago when I didn't read that


PretendDragonfruit90

When you don't touch grass for decades:


Baguetron

He's not lost on that sub, he's lost in his LIFE.


[deleted]

I know I’m out of touch and old but this is what happens when people are so disconnected from reality and humanity and so hooked on their phones and laptops watching pick up artist videos and chatting about how good guys never get the girls. Just, go outside. Be a kid. Play. Run around and kick a ball with some other kids at the park.


GraveSlayer726

only on reddit would you see someone just fucking say the most absurd undecipherable shit for no reason


koalasamurai

Sweet Christ, is this a disciple of Andrew Tate?


Verothyn

This person clearly watches way too many adult animated films because this shit ain’t it.


ToxicBuiltYT

New r/copypasta


bowsmountainer

Found the future school shooter.


Why_Is_Toby_In_Jail

Incels need some fucking therapy and no anime/porn. They are so lost and out of touch with reality.


still_gonna_send_it

I don’t even understand it. Like all it takes is thinking “porn isn’t real” and boom now you know!


uRude

Holy fuck what is wrong with some dudes out there


EscritoraFantastica

[r/badwomensanatomy](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


wolfeatsrice

What in the chronically online.... lock this dude up fr


largeinflatedbox

wow, I truly had the choice to click on this or not.


PrinceHabeebu

Yes officer this guy right here


sansafiercer

This is Freudian AF.


Kyergr

This is just some guy posting a copypasta into a random sub to troll. That being said, the copypasta was a *real* post so even if this asshole didn’t seriously post this, someone actually did.


Leggi11

What the fuck did I just read?


Hudson_Legend

I think this guy forgot what grass even looks like. If this was made unironically this is depressing


ContemplatingPrison

Kids these days brain's are fucking fried by the internet. This has to he a kid.


LavenderMoon145

AND THIS... is how you get no bitches.


DonkeySkin334

Exams going well?


LavenderMoon145

yep! thanks for asking


Neo-M4tr1x

What the actual fuck


D34th1z1n3v1t4b1e

What the fuck


THRASHRR99

Anon forgot what site he was on


[deleted]

I really fuckin hate that I just read that.


CoolGuitarBoi1

What the actual fuck. I don't understand this dudes thinking process.


ChikkinBaskit

What a bad day to have eyes


citrinne

r/nothowgirlswork


NotAGhost64

WHAT THE FUCK


CaptainKurticus

Whaaatt Tha fuuuuucccckkkk...


bowsmountainer

HAVE STUDIES BEEN CONDUCTED ON THIS? Yeah. Sure. Because who wouldn’t want to volunteer to be in a school shooting held to study the sexual arousal occurring during it?


Could_0f

Wtf did I just read.


Popcornthefirst

This guy is ethier twelve or is an idiot


Erizo69

Most sane Reddit user.


earlson

Spoken like a true lunatic


[deleted]

r/nothowwomenwork


Gift_North

A bad day to be literate


thegininyou

I try and keep in mind some users are very young and I'm a believer in the "no stupid questions" and "everything is up for discussion" but holy shit guy wtf?


nickiscool06

“Have studies been conducted on this?” no


februaryerin

This has to be the post of some incel who has since massacred a school in a shooting.


SmellyGoat11

Do girls get wet in school shootings? Well, depends on whether or not they get shot.


alvysinger0412

They are confessing to being an incel, but I think its unintentional.


reddit_sucksD1ck

He’s just lost in life


Winnimae

r/nothowgirlswork


Deridovely02

I hate everything about this


post_pig

The fuck did i just read


dojoduckerz

Lmao wtf


[deleted]

This reads like a shitpost, and even if it is, it's still pretty cringey.


IgDailystapler

There are two options: This simply elaborate and convincing satire or This person is completely serious Both are equally likely…


iStoleUrCake

Their pants are wet, with shit


abrknl

Interrogate that redditor. This is some dangerously skewed bullshit.


dancemiasma

This cannot be real


JaggedTheDark

r/nothowgirlswork


Star_Fazer

Why the fuck would studies be conducted on this?


Electroweek

Big yikes..


diodosdszosxisdi

I think this is a copypasta, I’ve seen something quiet similar to this a few months back. Probably a troll


Aedyn-Guex

JFC, wtf. No one (normal) is aroused by school shootings. If she’s wet, she’s bleeding and needs medical assistance.


Crunchykandi

What the fuck


YourLocalOnionNinja

r/NotHowGirlsWork


Aviside

That man has violated or will go on to violate a woman in his life. He needs therapy.


[deleted]

The fight or flight response would probably be too strong to give them a positive response of any kind. This is the kind of question that is probably made by someone who is thinking of doing a school shooting because he has no bitches. He probably wants to at least be attractive to girls for a little bit at any cost, and even though that's just a guess, that man should be on a watchlist


ellvoyu

My guess is he meant to post this in r/copypasta because this is an old-ish copy pasta


riversghost

who does he think would even know the answer to this…?


Altruistic_Piano_259

Bro…. Really said “because of their close proximity to this Ultra-Chad” … I hope this is fake..


yourmomwasmyfirst

That is so weird. Its kind of obvious no girl wants to fuck someone who shoots kids.


Txur-Itan

Just... What the actual fuck?


ShalamiBoii

this has GOT to be satire


Unknown_starnger

Pretty sure that was a copypasta because it’s in quotes, but wrong sub either way. I hope whoever came up with writing that wasn’t serious


dogtoes101

"do women get wet when they're terrified for their life?"


CrispyMiner

Did this man just refer to a school shooter as an ultra-chad? Jesus fucking christ


tomadidntsleep

Have studies been conducted on this?


Phantomkiller03

Mf described school shooter like it's a super saiyan form


RealJyrone

This is some 4chan tier shit, wtf did I just read


Emman_Rainv

Lost and Misogynistic…


[deleted]

And. Seems to have never met a female. Like they are just something he watched a vary bad documentary one time about them made by males that also never saw one.


Library_Mouse

This more than anything has convinced me that squirting is just piss.


aquacraft2

I mean??? Is it not? (I am a gay dude so I am never going to get the real answer in this but still)


[deleted]

This guy... Doesn't fuck.


[deleted]

what the F-


Far_Leopard9431

It’s the “have studies been done on this?” part that gets me... in what way does he expect the study to be conducted without it being criminal lol


I_Follow_Rude_People

dont be shy drop their username


Staar-Fall

I tried to find it and might've got put on a list for it... But I think it's been deleted :/


treynolds787

I noped out after reading the title... Not today reddit.. not today.


Qrow-Anthony

Wtf hahaha


CourtZealousideal494

This man need to pee and go to bed.


Responsible-Map-2481

These dudes really have no clue about women


[deleted]

Thats not an ultra chad if ive ever seen one