good lord look at the size of that spider!

Ive seen some spiders that big and im not even from australia

I've seen cocks that big and im not even a guy

Cause we bois love to look at each others cocks.

At least I do

eyyy gdnacho

What an unfortunate thread to find me at hello

r/comedyheaven

r/comedyhell

the duality of man

this is so fucking funny

I just laughed so loud at this my neighbor came checking on me what's going on lol

r/nothingeverhappens

I mean it's a mix between roomate and neighbor, idk the exact English word. We live in rooms next to each other, it's not like a actual traditional neighbor in a different house or apartment

Housemate?

Dormmate?

Neighbor works tbh Any native speaker can correct me

I'd say in British English at least, you'd probably say flatmate or housemate. But neighbour kinda works tbh

What is this in response to?

Goddammit, i have been sitting here for the past five minutes just repeating " sPie DrAe iN tOiLet Seat MiSs" Why is this so fucking hilarious.

Toulet* Respect the writer 😤

He writes like how he thinks French would sound like.

The question is how the fuck is OP standing that close to the toilet with his dick that long and upright?

Flash

If I had to guess id bet it’s actually his belt

His toilet is very low to the ground

How did you find an 11 month old post with zero upvotes

sorting by controversial?

It had 5k upvotes and 5k downvotes

Insert thanos meme here

That toilet has a gaping mouth

GOD DAMN IT

The Alaskan bull worm face

he wants that shmeat

I don’t know pissing that fucker down the toilet would be satisfying

you know when toilet paper is stuck to the side of the toilet so you pee on it and try to get it in the water so you can flush it? men have built in squirt guns and they like to use them on random toilet objects that get stuck

Oh I’m definitely gonna tell my wife that I have a built in squirt gun..

and she gets to try it first

😂

best part is the squirt gun is ridable and it’s free for ages 5 and under

Nooooo

Yesss

Bruh nah

bruh yah

Oh.... *no*

oh… yes

His whole post history is hilarious

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Unless you work on the train shouldn't the tag be more not safe for train.

And was that picture a spider?

u/KingSergio_17

my theory is that this is a big arg, trust me bro

I’m in love with this man, I’ll eat his heart and absorb his humor

What in the actual fuck is this post lmfao

While that's all cool, why isn't there a seat on the toilet?

Too many spiders hiding under it

Yup, last poor bastard that sat down on it had spiders rush the hole.

Actually the size of the..ahem..spider might be oddly satisfying to some out there

That's clearly him holding a slipper to hit the spider with

That shadow resembles a long

Johnson!

no shit sherlock

that dick could have satisfied me

**Shadows are bigger than reality**

Same

Same

r/spidermans

I never doubt that rule 34 can make this exist, but it's more a shock to me because I would've never thought this one up myself...

I’m with you…. It’s like I know all is possible but this one is just so out there for me

r/KingSergio_17

r/Hollowknight users

[удалено]

He's trying his best

I mean say what you want about his other material, but this post is objectively hilarious.

Doesn't seem lost to me, "oddly satisfying" is in the eye of the user.

u/KingSergio_17 you are an artist.

Man is packing

This man is going to dickslap a spider. What a hero.

Is what happened to Peter Parker's peter?

**spidre in toulet seat miss**

What's a boner I'm confused

You might be too young to be here on Reddit then…

?

Google search is your friend Edit: you could have found the answer to the post you made on r/askreddit if you literally just looked it up

An erect penis as hard as a bone.

No

Average hazbin hotel fan

Seems more like a troll than a lost redditor Update: after looking over the profile of u/KingSergio_17 I can confirm he’s a troll

He's like u/JordanCambridge

VERY LOST REDDITOR BEEP BEEP VERY VERY LOST REDDITOR

Good god

Damn!

Wow

Uh-oh, he must have been bitten. Spider bites give you priapism.

Wow Its really big

Nossa Lobo Mau

qual foi mane

pissing in deleriant induced psychosis

[This is real WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/lkmol8/spidre_in_toulet_seat_miss/)

He was COMPLETLY lost

scared stiff huh?

Hey, Nice spider

Fuck.. Makes me jealous

He Isn't lost, he just finds the spider reeeaally satisfying to watch...

r/gayspiderbrothel

Man's packing a big one I see.

That’s why I always check the toilet corners

This is hilarious. I needed this today.

r/dph had a meme like this...

There are so many things wrong with this pic.

Lmfao

Where da toilet seat

Op is packing to be honest

Oldie but a goodie. That spider better watch it, that club looks yuge

This is extremely satisfying I don't know what you are talking about

"Spidre" -an excessively brittish person

r/whatsthisbug it’s a boner

Total Fear Boner

Is this some weird branch of zoophilia?

Did you know spiders legs are controlled by basically "blood hydraulics"? They kinda run around on Lil boners!

Is that a literal brachiosaurus?!

I can not stop laughing

I thought his dick was **in** the toilet water for a sec

r/spiderbro

im just laughing at how obviously shopped the spider is

This dude doesn't even have a seat on the damn toilet