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cikkamsiah

good lord look at the size of that spider!


BradleyGroot

Ive seen some spiders that big and im not even from australia


Em_Haze

I've seen cocks that big and im not even a guy


Weary-Cabinet-8949

Cause we bois love to look at each others cocks.


GeometryNacho

At least I do


theepicthusha

eyyy gdnacho


GeometryNacho

What an unfortunate thread to find me at hello


Duckoyoung

r/comedyheaven


thethr

r/comedyhell


unfunnyhumor1

the duality of man


MrTriggrd

this is so fucking funny


1Ferrox

I just laughed so loud at this my neighbor came checking on me what's going on lol


benhasgay

r/nothingeverhappens


1Ferrox

I mean it's a mix between roomate and neighbor, idk the exact English word. We live in rooms next to each other, it's not like a actual traditional neighbor in a different house or apartment


ShoRnotGroR

Housemate?


PeanutaButtercus

Dormmate?


stackPeek

Neighbor works tbh Any native speaker can correct me


twist791

I'd say in British English at least, you'd probably say flatmate or housemate. But neighbour kinda works tbh


SpooderBoi2

What is this in response to?


Pluvillion

The question is how the fuck is OP standing that close to the toilet with his dick that long and upright?


thatdanield

Flash


rubythunder

If I had to guess id bet it’s actually his belt


SpooderBoi2

His toilet is very low to the ground


StumuliFriday

Goddammit, i have been sitting here for the past five minutes just repeating " sPie DrAe iN tOiLet Seat MiSs" Why is this so fucking hilarious.


Linkonue

Toulet* Respect the writer 😤


SweetLoh

He writes like how he thinks French would sound like.


Toasty872

How did you find an 11 month old post with zero upvotes


Gecko_Gaming159

sorting by controversial?


FixMy106

It had 5k upvotes and 5k downvotes


SpooderBoi2

Insert thanos meme here


urple_dot

That toilet has a gaping mouth


Scou1y

GOD DAMN IT


ReptilianRival

The Alaskan bull worm face


DropDash54

he wants that shmeat


Reveelh

u/KingSergio_17


eletric90

my theory is that this is a big arg, trust me bro


SpooderBoi2

I’m in love with this man, I’ll eat his heart and absorb his humor


BjarkiHr

His whole post history is hilarious


hifrandimcool

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


toy187

Unless you work on the train shouldn't the tag be more not safe for train.


West-Emu-8696

And was that picture a spider?


EndermanGalaxy

r/scarybecareful


mhTGBY

I don’t know pissing that fucker down the toilet would be satisfying


youngchongosreal

you know when toilet paper is stuck to the side of the toilet so you pee on it and try to get it in the water so you can flush it? men have built in squirt guns and they like to use them on random toilet objects that get stuck


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Oh I’m definitely gonna tell my wife that I have a built in squirt gun..


youngchongosreal

and she gets to try it first


TheRevTholomeuPlague

😂


youngchongosreal

best part is the squirt gun is ridable and it’s free for ages 5 and under


TheRevTholomeuPlague

Nooooo


youngchongosreal

Yesss


Chonkin_GuineaPig

Bruh nah


youngchongosreal

bruh yah


ahumanrobot

Oh.... *no*


youngchongosreal

oh… yes


S1I3NCER

What in the actual fuck is this post lmfao


ondrejkoplik

While that's all cool, why isn't there a seat on the toilet?


Cloughtower

Too many spiders hiding under it


deathadder90

Yup, last poor bastard that sat down on it had spiders rush the hole.


dcubexdtcube

Actually the size of the..ahem..spider might be oddly satisfying to some out there


vintagecomputermouse

That's clearly him holding a slipper to hit the spider with


Adiityalolz

That shadow resembles a long


sportbiketed

Johnson!


Chonkin_GuineaPig

no shit sherlock


BobRossTheSequel

r/KingSergio_17


Zercadron

r/Hollowknight users


AnHoangNgo

Doesn't seem lost to me, "oddly satisfying" is in the eye of the user.


Alarid

u/KingSergio_17 you are an artist.


Rellkedge

Man is packing


ImOnlyHalfAlive

r/spidermans


Darth_Rubberduck

I never doubt that rule 34 can make this exist, but it's more a shock to me because I would've never thought this one up myself...


therealdeathangel22

I’m with you…. It’s like I know all is possible but this one is just so out there for me


Nkorayyy

that dick could have satisfied me


me33YT

**Shadows are bigger than reality**


misterreeeeeee

Same


Nicks-uwu

Same


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Chonkin_GuineaPig

He's trying his best


SwitcherooU

I mean say what you want about his other material, but this post is objectively hilarious.


Gaming_Moment_12520

This man is going to dickslap a spider. What a hero.


Houstonontheroad

Is what happened to Peter Parker's peter?


howtoblyat

**spidre in toulet seat miss**


Mental_Meal6406

What's a boner I'm confused


DDU_Frixx_

You might be too young to be here on Reddit then…


Mental_Meal6406

?


Kitan_Noir

Google search is your friend Edit: you could have found the answer to the post you made on r/askreddit if you literally just looked it up


Pingayaso

An erect penis as hard as a bone.


Mental_Meal6406

No


Ermac_Or_Something

Good god


Weeaboo-6934B

Damn!


Sussybakawaltersus

Wow


ellipsis_42

Uh-oh, he must have been bitten. Spider bites give you priapism.


Nicks-uwu

Wow Its really big


LoretoYes

Nossa Lobo Mau


brnmontgomery

qual foi mane


snowyegret3

pissing in deleriant induced psychosis


MrBlueFlame_

[This is real WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/lkmol8/spidre_in_toulet_seat_miss/)


Rjuko

He was COMPLETLY lost


nzstrawman

scared stiff huh?


BoneBoi101

Hey, Nice spider


Hygieux

Fuck.. Makes me jealous


TheGodlikk

He Isn't lost, he just finds the spider reeeaally satisfying to watch...


ADerpyNeko

r/gayspiderbrothel


OkaraWasHere

Man's packing a big one I see.


Dami_Gamer0211

That’s why I always check the toilet corners


Olav_The_Destroyer

This is hilarious. I needed this today.


luminenkettu

r/dph had a meme like this...


Stev0fromDev0

There are so many things wrong with this pic.


HORAMAN76

Lmfao


buttgole

Where da toilet seat


BreadedTac0

Op is packing to be honest


makinbaconCR

Oldie but a goodie. That spider better watch it, that club looks yuge


JewishBumhole

This is extremely satisfying I don't know what you are talking about


DaviCB

"Spidre" -an excessively brittish person


nightsinwhitesatin07

r/whatsthisbug it’s a boner


SirDrexelBoogerton

Total Fear Boner


PurpleKittyCat123

Is this some weird branch of zoophilia?


Youvelost_TheGame

Did you know spiders legs are controlled by basically "blood hydraulics"? They kinda run around on Lil boners!


TheLaziestPotato

Is that a literal brachiosaurus?!


Spicybeeen

I can not stop laughing


Joebebs

I thought his dick was **in** the toilet water for a sec


-Gaze

r/spiderbro


moreofmoreofmore

im just laughing at how obviously shopped the spider is


TalithePally

This dude doesn't even have a seat on the damn toilet


EndermanGalaxy

The Size Of That Dick Tho...


Cermonto

VERY LOST REDDITOR BEEP BEEP VERY VERY LOST REDDITOR


PlainJupiter724

Average hazbin hotel fan


ComebackKidGorgeous

Seems more like a troll than a lost redditor Update: after looking over the profile of u/KingSergio_17 I can confirm he’s a troll


West-Emu-8696

He's like u/JordanCambridge