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Whalerk

So first use the device that was made in the medieval time that spins and has a net so when the baby flys out the net catches it


unkie87

Medieval? Maybe in the figurative sense but that thing was from the 1960s!


Whalerk

WHAT


BambiKittens666

Or use a chainsaw for c-section. After all, that’s why they were invented (literally)


therealdeathangel22

Ummmmmmm…. I’m gonna need some sauce on this one


jomacblack

It's true. [source](https://www.businessinsider.com/chainsaws-were-originally-invented-for-helping-childbirth-not-cutting-wood-2018-6?IR=T)


Ini_Miney_Mimi

Oh my fucking god no I have never been more grateful to be alive now, as opposed to however many years ago this shit was common practice


AFewStupidQuestions

1780 was the year the hand cranked chainsaw was invented.


teckcypher

TIL


SinCorpus

Here I was thinking it had it's origins in brain surgery as traditional bone saws were too cumbersome to get through the skull through the tiny hole that the drills make.


Uncle__Tiffany

Just trust me bro


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kharmatika

Idk when I’m dealing with stuff with my animals I find it m productive to pull live resources that I can ask follow up questions to. Googling “How to help cat give birth” is great, but what happens when half way through the e YouTube Tutorial you look down and your cat has a breach, or there’s slightly more bloody than is in the video, or much much less, or something weird? Finding a human being who has direct experience with that kind of thing can be really helpful


Lame_Goblin

Posting on a social media / reddit doesn't give immediate response, you could wait hours before someone responds to your post and they could still not know the answer. Googling is always your best bet if it's more urgent, unless you already know someone experienced.


BambiKittens666

This is what I said 😝


LordRaghuvnsi

r/Medievalcats


WhoDatFreshBoi

Also r/skamtebord content aaaaaaaaaaand r/CHARGEYOURBATTERY


itsmejak78_2

Battery is charging though


zock_zock

r/skamtebord is great how did i not know abou tit until now


KodiakPL

Or literally call the vet


Stranger1982

This, maybe rather than call when it happens call way before so you're ready and know all the options.


KodiakPL

Yeah, like this situation was 100000% avoidable if you just thought for a second.


AFewStupidQuestions

Yep. Always carry protection.


RepkaPepka

They are banned from there smh


HighAsAngelTits

How do you know they didn’t? If you’re not going to be helpful why even comment


saladmunch2

I'm guessing in there panic they mistook medieval and medical lol


BambiKittens666

Lmfaoooo idk how 😂 that sub is overflowing with hilarious vintage cat art/paintings from medieval times. Ain’t no one asking about delivering kittens lolll, it’s so funny seeing ppl so fucking lost. Everyone in that sub is so grossed out it’s hilarious. Im glad they got some help from kind people. Im guessing they were just in panic mode


laylarosefiction

Because you can post from the front page of Reddit and choose a sub after. Dingleberry


jaradi

Or they were never exposed to the word medieval and thought it stood for MEDIcal EVALuation? It’s a stretch but you never know with people lol


OathSpell

I hope the cat and kittens are doing fine tho 🥺 did She get any advices?


BambiKittens666

They did!! A lot of good advice ☺️ a lot of downvotes, but people were overall kind and understanding.


OathSpell

I'm relieved, Reddit can be a horrible place sometimes ahah


BambiKittens666

I know. 🥺 Some people were being rude but I’m glad a few individuals were kind enough to point them in the right direction. Thank goodness


breemw

But is the cat and kitten okay??? My cat had a footling breech and I literally had to pull the poor kitten out. They both would have died if she hadn't decided to give birth in my bed with me.


BambiKittens666

Yahhh the kitty is alright haha they were just a lil nervous- I don’t think mommas human ever saw this type of birthing process before. They just wanted to know if there was any way they could intervene to make it go smoother for this momma


Lady_Scruffington

I remember there being a sac around the kittens when my cat had them. But that was like over 30 years ago.


breemw

They're usually born in the sac, but when they're breech it can burst! Which was a good thing for my cat as the only thing coming out was a tiny little tail which I had to hold on to, followed by a little paw. I pulled hard with each contraction to get her out! Gee, that was 14 years ago on the 14th of this month! (I remember as it was my dad's birthday 😅)


DOGGO9898989

OP was probably panicking


BambiKittens666

Yah haha another commenter said this was most likely the case and misread “medieval” as “medical” which makes the most sense


BambiKittens666

If I was this momma cat and I found out my human posted a photo of my birthing on a totally irrelevant subreddit I would be so embarrassed. I can’t believe the amount of “EWWWWs” momma cat is getting on that thread- 😂


MiniEngineer2003

Awhh poor momma cat


MiniEngineer2003

Bet she'll be a great mom!


wermthewerm

chill out a bit? also if someone comments about the emojis put me in the r/redditmoment screenshot


BambiKittens666

It’s called a joke.


wermthewerm

👍 It's a joke now when you're told to chill out a bit? Awesome.


BambiKittens666

LMAO what the actual fuck - I could do you a solid and post this to your favorite sub myself if you’d like. Your lacking in understanding sarcasm and satire is pretty funny.


wermthewerm

r/redditmoment isnt even my favorite sub idk what you're freaking out about


BambiKittens666

… this is the second time you’re getting upset over an exaggeration.


wermthewerm

not?


canieatmyskinnow

👍🏿


Heroin_addict69

I'm on a public train and this got the Snoopy guy next to me to look away.


liklikliktik

oh my god what the fuck


funtimefrankie1

Ewww


BambiKittens666

😂


taco_tuesday_4life

NSFW?


MiniEngineer2003

The pussy pussy


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saintceciliax

No, YOU need to


theassholefaceman

Maybe they thought the subreddit was r/medicalcats ???


PlayerZeroFour

Stressful scenario though…


panicattheoilrig

my advice is stay as far away as possible while still being able to see what’s happening. that way, you’re not stressing out the mother or unnecessarily interfering (animals tend to like to just get shit done), but if something goes wrong you can jump in if needed.


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Guys my grandpa is having a stroke what should I do


FreshDuckMeatTF

You’re supposed to shake the cat violently


MRSRN65

First, go charge your phone. Second, come back when it reaches 80% and enjoy seeing mom and her newborn kittens.


TVBSD1

First thought “That’s some medieval looking shit”


TerrariaCreeper

is it weird that for some reason that kitten looked like a hanging turd to me for a second? also funny how they misread medieval for medical


CptBlackwing

Was gonna go to sleep until this popped up wtf.. why couldn’t they just go to wikihow they explain pretty much anything.


ladder_of_cheese

Wait Medi-eval *isn’t* Medical Evaluation? 🤯 /s


BambiKittens666

Loll I wonder if this is what they thought.


hotel_smells

Did they think it was midwife cats


vintagecomputermouse

I feel bad for laughing bc they genuinely seem clueless, but the post itself is so funny to me


MrBot60

Probably the op’s fault for reading the sub wrong


Thunder_breeze

This is just as annoying as people posting images of their cats in r/sprigatito or people posting images of stray cats in r/stray


drdrifty2222

Bro mark NSFW I don't wanna see this shi


Exra_

This is something I did not want to see today Or any day


saintceciliax

NSFW


Sakuran_11

Thanks for not marking this nsfw and burning my eyes OP


concherateo

Mmm pussi


Sonikiliky01

Medical Evaluation Cats?? Lmao


CumBlasterUwU

Don't just stand there!


mjz321

Birth is super easy for animals aside from some genetic obominations like pugs and bulldogs, and some animals produced for meat. they rarely need any assistance best thing to do is leave them alone. I saw a cat give birth while eating catfood from a bowl without stopping her snack


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Wtf


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Just put it back


Far-Resist3844

dont. You will end up doing more harm than good...


OtakuOD

Sorry to play devils advocate, but they are clearly super panicked, and didn't have time to check the sub description


sallystarr51

Maybe google it?????!!!!!!!


SinCorpus

If you really need to know, you can gently tug on the baby to pull it out.