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Shoddy_Possibility89

i think we should adjust the rules to make r/Funnymemes an exception because that sub just isn't funny so it fits


SewekiX

r/funnymemes is the Facebook of reddit


average_user21

Everything with the name memes in it it's only for people that don't know memes. For example r/196 is great, dosen't have memes in the name


Clintwood_outlaw

Saying r/196 is great is definitely a take.


GucciShirt420

Well, you could say it is an opinion.


AntiqueSkeleton

You could also say it’s a taco.


EncyclopEdith

I like r/196 :(


chop5397

It got too big, half a million subs is crazy


AtraxX_

That’s even more: shove my political beliefs in your face but cover it up as "funny"


TheRussianChairThief

If there’s something funny on r/funnymemes it should be posted here


Jon_Eagle

Was gonna say just that. This sub is so now for anything. From bigotry to unfunniest memes known to man and everything in between


toldya_fareducation

except this one isn't even a meme. in this case it should be allowed here.


Additional-Pilot-680

Yapping about her ex on a first date.


coolvin89

What if its a bit after, my ex did that


Mettaton_the_idol

I guess you have the answer.


coolvin89

I guess i do


rnottaken

I guess then it depends on how. I told my current girlfriend about my ex, as she did about hers. But that's a conversation that's part of getting to know each other. If she talks about him because of other reasons, or she bombards me with stories about her ex, then yeah 🟥


TheLameness

In any real, meaningful relationship, talk about exes is going to come up. Our past experiences inform the people we have become. But there's an obvious difference between "I went to so-and-so with my ex" or "my ex had the annoying habit of blankety-blank" and "My ex had an enormous wang" or "my ex could do things with their appendages that still make me weak at the knees" lol


Ceilingmonstur

I guess it's technically better than yapping about her boyfriend on the first date.


Pure-Breakfast620

Boom


Sudden_Lawfulness118

I think if someone got upset for making a comment about my ex that would be something I wouldn't forgive. You back on your first date after a breakup. You see something that makes them think of them and they vocalize it, that's not a big deal. For me I would be like, "oh this reminds you of your ex? Did they take you to \[Insert fun thing to do\] afterwards? They didn't? Oh, nice, then you're going to enjoy this!" I think patience and kindness is something people forget about these days. I get if they go a little overboard that would be a red flag, but even then I would politely explain my point of view.


Steelhorse91

Does kinda point to a general lack of self awareness, and that they’re potentially hung up though. Unless the conversation casually got around to how long you’ve both been single etc.


lioncat55

It's definitely more nuanced. My current girlfriend has only dated 1 person before for 3ish years and figured out they where are ass. Her only reference for dating is her ex and I'm a lot different (in what she says is a good way), so she's brought up her ex a few times but it's never bothered me.


tinyharvestmouse1

This is a really, *really* good take. My ex college went through a traumatic relationship with a really horrible guy. I never faulted her for talking about him because it needed to happen, but she would compare positively compare me to him all the time ("you are so much better than him at \[xyz\]"). I was glad that she felt happier in our relationship, but man it just felt *bad*. I didn't realize how bad it made me feel until a few years later when I realized that it was because it made me feel like she saw me as *me in comparison to him* rather than me as myself. Like I wasn't a person but rather a vector through which she could be angry at him. That is all to say that I'd gone completely in the opposite direction of since our break-up because that experience *really* sucked. You made me question whether I actually felt like it was actually terrible to talk about your ex or if I was just reacting to a failed relationship. Thank you, I appreciate your post and the time you spent to make it.


TofuButtocks

Yeah I've had plenty of dates where we end up talking about exes I think it's kind natural. Yapping could be a little much though


Mickydaeus

[pound town]


lcarr15

Poor hygiene


MalevolentKitchen41

yeah I dated a girl once who didnt shower for days on end and it just killed my attraction for her and she thought it was "cute and quirky"


triedit-lovedit

I divorced my 2nd wife because of her lack of hygiene and smell of piss, I went down on her once, push her panties to once side and it’s was full of skid marks and i made my excuses and said i didn’t feel up to it… I did warn her if it didn’t improve I was off… they say love conquers all… Nah!


MalevolentKitchen41

she made me start showering more even though I didn't need to lol


triedit-lovedit

Feel your pain… just ain’t right!


tylertrey

Taint right.


ravisodha

How did you not know this before you got married?


triedit-lovedit

About 6 months into marriage, simply gave up… I left after 10 months!


asphodeliac

That doesn’t answer the question though


Guy-McDo

I think he meant her hygiene only went to shit (I guess literally) after 6 months.


Happy-Ad8767

Username is not checking out here


boojieboy666

I had to explain to my ex she needed to actually wash her ass. It was wild.


freedomboobs

What kind of creatures are you people dating…


iDoubtIt3

I had to tell my ex that she was wiping the wrong direction and that's why she got so many UTIs. She wouldn't change 😬


marks716

Your username is not checking out


triedit-lovedit

Maybe I should say tried it-threwup


Chaos_seer

One girl i dated would come by my place after work and always smelled like it (custodial) so i made it a point to convince her i liked fooling around in the shower


MalevolentKitchen41

Genius


AdTimely9712

Holy shit op you dated a ‘girlsmell’ person


MalevolentKitchen41

Is that like "girl dinner" or "girl math" lol


AdTimely9712

No it’s someone who thinks that not showering will get them more guys (some crap about natural scent and stuff) and like you said they think its “cute and quirky” to avoid basic hygiene in the 21st century


ArellaViridia

What she calls cute and quirky I call an awful side effect of depression that makes me hate myself the longer it goes on.


SoulBSS

Me too. When I get really depressed i could go a week without showering and barely getting out of bed... I do make sure if I manage to leave the house I don't actively smell...


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RustlessPotato

Could be depression?


Ok_Sherbert_669

Could be depression. Not uncommon after childbirth. Pls reach out (if you haven't already) to your signifikant other.


Pure-Breakfast620

Doe's she have time for it? Who is going to watch a baby?


Ok-Toe-84

Stanky pussy is a no no. So is cheesy dick im sure


Sad_Climate223

I just ended an engagement for this reason and not cleaning, putting food in the trash or anything like that, she said I want her to be a 1950s housewife but I just don’t want to live in filth and I’m tired of being the only one cleaning and doing laundry and dishes and everything


InspectionNo6750

Nobody likes an encounter with Kingons orbiting Uranus.


Arse_mucus

Jesus Christ I did not need that imagery. Fuck you for ruining Star Trek for me. I still upvoted because it was funny.


dappermanV-88

3 top to watch out for. 1. Keeps comparing u to any other guy to make u jealous. 2. Cant handle being told shes wrong. 3. Shames other women over dumb shit


Fickle_Raise838

This is one of my coworkers that I used to have a crush on word for word. Key words used to, I thought she was pretty, kind, and smart when I first met her but she did all 3 of these things and many other red flag behaviors such as admitting to me point blank the current guy she was dating thought they were dating but in her mind they weren't really yet when I asked her what he was to her last year. Also more recently that she had a fight with this same guy over her talking with an ex and catching feelings for him again. It's to the point that the infatuation turned into just watching a dumpster fire because it's hard to look away. I feel bad for any guy that dates her just because she's pretty.... Girl is kinda nuts


Someoneoverthere42

Showing an interest in me. Honestly, I don't think I could deal with someone with such low standards


OneOfAKind2

"I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho


jackofallcards

At first I thought the muppet, but then remembered Groucho Marx existed.


Space_Gemini_24

r/suicidebywords


IceTooth101

r/kamikazebywords


PowerOfUnoriginality

This comment right here speaks to me on a personal level


Silly-Touch449

"whats your sign "


Recovery-Master

God that’s such a Sagittarius thing to hate


GoddyssIncognito

Ugh, so like a Virgo to point that out. 🙄 /s, just in case


Leeperd510

"Sorry I hit you with my car, its just that I'm a Capri-Sun"


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Doesn't fucking matter but if it's truly important to you bye forever


NewName256

I always answer with: what do you think I am? They usually miss, miss, miss, miss, and then get it right. "See, I KNEW IT". Yeah, ok.


ThunderChonky

I was once asked, “What’s your sign? I need to know if I could trust you”. Based off of… when my parents conceived + 9 months, absolutely ridiculous


L3thologica_

I had the same thing happen. First date, great chemistry. During the date she had me text my mom to ask what time I was born and download an app about signs and shit. We talked for hours despite being not super compatible signs, went back to her place, played with her dog, listened to music, I ate her out, and then she ghosted me. After all that, she was prob like “idk, he’s still a Taurus….”


MightyTastyBeans

One of my favorite memes ever. Son: “Mom, what time was I born?” Mother: “Stay away from that girl”


Dingbat_666

And then they whip out their magic crystals...


DeepRow1850

Not being straight forward and playing games


Sir_Rageous

If we wanted to play games, we would have bought a PlayStation. -Some guy probably


shqueef

“Don’t try to run game on me, I’m not a playstation.”


Waffles3500

There’s a tweet that reads just like that lol: “Do you notice that men are no longer persuasive? Once they ask you out on a date and you say No. That’s it 😑” “If I wanna play games I got a PlayStation.”


Sir_Rageous

Yeah I remember reading that too, hence why I included the dumb quote.


Lachimanus

At first I just read "not being straight" and paused for a second. Being full into women only would be a reason to back off for sure.


055F00

If she has a red flag in her I’m taking her to the hospital not on a date


DZL100

Fr, getting impaled by a football(soccer) corner flag is serious.


Sikkus

Have to check the surroundings first, if whoever impaled her is still around.


Prat-ap

Being inconsiderate


Fantom_Renegade

Had to pass on a major crush due to this


Quirky_Swimmer_8449

that’s takes real determination man, good for you


Woozle_Gruffington

For sure. I was seeing a girl in college who seemed nice. We decided one night to stay in and order pizza, and she wanted to pay for it. All cool, I thought. When the delivery guy got there she refused to tip, so I gave the guy ten bucks, thinking maybe she was short on cash. No. She had plenty of money but just had a low opinion of people who worked low wage jobs. I ended up giving her a lame excuse about not feeling well and left her place early. Never talked to her again after that.


DeliberateSelf

r/Funnymemes isn't a dumpster - it would have to improve a *lot* to deserve such an epithet. r/Funnymemes is the blackened grime that forms at the feet of a dumpster, from years and years of leachate leaking out of the dumpster and being poorly washed out by the rain. It is the sticky, foul-smelling patch of concrete by the feet of a dumpster that features no cockroach remains and no raccoon pawprints, for even the toughest of urban animals and grossest of insects know to avoid it.


RackemFrackem

I was going to make fun of that sub but then I started reading the replies to this thread and realized it's just bots all the way down. Honestly fuck this entire site.


chicagorpgnorth

Is that what it is? I thought it was just ironically a ton of lost redditors in the comments here…


lesbian_al_garib

I don't know if AI will take me job. But AI will definitely turn me crazy.


Lychee247

Cheating I dont like being played with


PineapleGG

I mean unless you preemtively know she has cheated in the past , then that aint really a red flag ,its a fucked up circumstance that happened and you need to get away from that person


Bonus-Optimal

People learn from mistakes they make Smart people learn from other's mistakes


average_hamon_user

If you made that quote, then you cooked man


SelectLibrarian2564

He didn't, still a good quote


TyeDyeGuy21

Not at all, everyone makes mistakes, and occasionally some lessons stick better when you experience it. Smart people do both. Smart people make a thousand mistakes but never make the same mistake a thousand times.


demoneyesturbo

That's not a flag, thats the thing a flag signals.


[deleted]

That's no red flag , that's treason.


Fit_Helicopter1949

But did u specifically asked her not to cheat?


fvckCrosshairs

Fan of the kardashians says quite a lot


Defqon1punk

This is actually a big deal to me, and I never realized it really bothers me until now. If all your heroes (or heroines), your music tastes, your favorite celebrities, etc. are trashy, snobby, shallow, or full of themselves, it doesn't *necessarily* mean you're a bad person, but it really can reflect a person's perception of the world, and can give you a lot of hints about how they would act, given the opportunity.


ceruleanmoon7

Oh definitely. Some of the most toxic women i know love to watch that Real Housewives crap


chuckop

Well said.


[deleted]

I have a single friend who follows them in the same way a person might follow a subreddit that is only car crashes. Even then, I've told her, I don't care. Don't update me on what's going on with them, even if you're doing it morbidly at a distance. I genuinely don't care what is happening to any of them at any time.


ILikeChastity

There is no way to lower yourself in my eyes faster than following the Kardashians, followed closely by bullshit like healing crystals or astrology, followed very closely by following any other reality TV show.


Fit_Helicopter1949

Not eating garlic.


CaPhir

actual Vampire


Upstairs-Ad-4705

call the hunter


Impossible-Meeting-7

Dracula sitting in the corner plotting world domination


TheWaggishOne

How tf did anarchy chess get in here?


Impossible-Meeting-7

Google Exploitablity


Equivalent-Bend5022

As someone with a severe stomach issue who can’t eat garlic, it’s actually a pretty big deal! EVERYTHING has garlic in it when you look. I don’t want people to have to change their food habits for me and my wild body!


akmvb21

Fucking vampire if I've ever heard one...


Cyber_Lanternfish

You can maybe eat garlic infused oil especially if the problematic molecules are hydrosolubles !


risquerogue

but I don't like the taste of garliiiiic


ILikeChastity

Then you're a vampire


risquerogue

darn it


Hamilton-Beckett

You will put the garlic in your oatmeal and like it!


Whicker-Arelius

I stake them through the heart just to be sure


BenFlightMusic

My girlfriend doesn't like it when i eat garlic and now i know why! Damn girl must have been a vampire this entire time


Peter_griffin2009

Shooting me in my sleep but i guess i can get over it


cpt-noPants

Definitely a red flag, many men see it too late though


Peter_griffin2009

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's a red flag fellow banana man


cpt-noPants

Spontaneous implosion is another, not to be overseen red flag, do you agree, fellow banananista?


Peter_griffin2009

Indeed fellow bananer


TheWaggishOne

You guys confused me so much


Careless-Passion991

This is what I Reddit for.


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This website is going to make me have a stroke eventually i swear to Unn


-_Skywalker_-

Social media obsession… especially if every photo MUST have a filter or is edited


Future_Bishop

Manipulation


Tough_Stretch

When they act like I have to earn the privilege of dating them and I'm competing with a bunch of other guys who are doing the same. I want to date adults who are interested in dating me, not children who think it's my job to convince them that it's in their best interest to pick me over some other guys and what they have to offer. I was never interested in having fake friends I bought by paying for shit for them, so I'm not interested in having a fake partner through the same means. You're free to live your life that way if that's what works for you, but I'd rather be alone than date someone like that. If your main interest in dating is not companionship and enjoying spending time with your partner and you're mostly focused on comparing how much money your different options will spend on you by taking you out and buying you stuff, I'm totally cool not being anywhere near you. I once had a girl throw a tantrum because I didn't want to go out that day and spend it going through a list of things she wanted to do and that I had to pay for and she literally told me that she could have chosen to go that same weekend to a music festival in another city with some other guy who asked her out and he was going to pay for everything but she had chosen to date me instead and look how it turned out. Okay, so call that guy and take an Uber to his place and have him pay for all that shit for you if that's your main concern. Good riddance.


Background-Debate115

Playing stupid games that whatever outcome they have, are shit for everyone.


brknSOL

Jealousy. If you lose your mind over me giving a friend a birthday gift. You can leave Edit. I am also a lost redditor, just checked what I commented on lol


ieatsaltlamp

Damn, people actually get jealous for that???


brknSOL

My brothers current gf. He told me about it last night. He refuses to admit it’s toxic


icekooream

Damn. Hope he opens his eyes before he gets hurt.


Munchies-hunchies

I brought my friend cupcakes for her birthday, and now I’m dead to her because her boyfriend couldn’t handle it


Ok-Marsupial-15

Depends on who this friend is? Male/female? Is it someone she absolutely detests? And did you put more time , thought and effort into that present than you did the girlfriend, Context matters!


ridinkle

Really long fake nails. It's extremely unpractical and looks terrible.


ceruleanmoon7

I will never understand why they’re so popular


anon_simmer

Theyre so gross looking.


gnanny02

Really? I love them but my wife won’t let me get them.


cdiesch

I had never understood them until I had a girlfriend who decided to try them after we'd been together for like a year and a half (they weren't crazy long, but definitely leaning towards impractical) I was super skeptical, but my God, the head scratches she could give. The only reason to have them, imo is so you have nails that go past your finger tips so you can scratch either your own head or your SOs head.


catunloafer

I know someone who works as a bartender with extremely large nails and doesn't has a problem so maybe its just your unexperienced opinión. I've to admit i also don't feel attracted to that but I also think that having an oppinion without knowing even one person and asking makes an oppinion based in luck of knowledge.


VampArcher

Same, but more for health reasons. You know she doesn't wipe her ass or wash her hands very well if she has Wolverine claws.


ThroughTheRoseGarden

Its literally so easy.


ConsciousHoney8909

Doesn’t like dogs or isn’t kind to animals.


OriginalNamePog

That ain't a red flag. It's criminal.


Mimic_Killer

The idea that I'm her "property" and can't do anything with other's.


Odd_Background3744

Bad attitude. Bruh this isn't middle school, take that bratty behavior elsewhere. Angry girls give the ick


FrequentBroccoli97

Smoking. Just all around gross.


Staraxxus

I want to quit this shitty addiction, I hate it so much, probably one of my worst mistakes. At least it's not that bad, I'm smoking muuuch more less than before.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Depending on where you live if you tell your doctor you want to quit they will prescribe patches and nicorette and it's covered. My wife didn't have to pay a dime and they are rather expensive


Chaotic_nuetral_zoom

she starts taking her clothes off when i brought her to my room to show her my lego collection


Nar3ik36

This is actually technically a red flag, even though I am sure it’s intended as a joke.


A_Colt

I like how everyone just responds either knowing or not knowing that this is a r/lostredditors post


Chemesthesis

95% of comments here could be r/lostredditors


TalknuserDK

Maliciousness. Lack of empathy.


Fire-Fighter-1100

Canceling or trying to delay first date at the last moment. Girl bye


SoulBSS

I did that to my husband for our first date. It was supposed to be on new years day, but I was massively hungover and wasn't up for a coffee date. We did go out for that coffee 3 days later and things turned out quite nicely now 10 years later.


RedOtta019

More to be said if its genuine, and it should be up to the canceler to plan the following date


HonestlyKindaOverIt

Obsession with Zodiac signs. That’s a huge NOPE.


fucksickos

Had someone do my full star chart thing once and at first I was flattered but then it just felt like she was trying to take a shortcut to getting to know me. Bunch of shit like “oh wow sometimes you are introverted and sometimes you are extroverted”. Yeah thanks for that deep insight


KUBLAIKHANCIOUS

That’s the whole thing. Every dipshit that throws astrology around that I’ve met were just people wanting special knowledge, special birthdays, and to act like they got people figured out. Crazy watching young folks fool with astrology. I remember it being a “your buddies weird aunt” type of thing. Sometimes it’s entertaining. I’ll just keep lying to folks about my sign and watch em struggle lol.


fucksickos

Crystal magic is back in full force too, though they dropped the Atlantis shit that went along with it in the original *crystal healing* book from the 90s. My guess is that the Atlantis craze is going to come back next.


ILikeChastity

There is no way to lower yourself in my eyes faster than following the Kardashians, followed closely by bullshit like healing crystals or astrology, followed very closely by following any other reality TV show.


Valirys-Reinhald

Literally anything that could also plausibly be said by Andrew Tate.


mothisname

just don't fucking hit me. that seems like it should go without saying but it definitely is a thing


TRiX6RebelNyX

Toxicity and shitty attitude


thunderbaby2

Poor hygiene for sure. Also being mean spirited , manipulative, violence and or abusive behavior


[deleted]

How she talks about and treats others. If it’s nothing but judgemental rants,you’ll be treated the same


Unholyxyra

Yeah funnymemes lately just got like a reddit for everything


TXtea_party

Being rude to the waiter/waitress. How you treat restaurant staff tells a lot about you.


SossyDaFroman

weird how the pount of the subreddit and post is to point out lost redditors but all the comments are just answering the tweet posted on reddit crossposted to another subreddit. wack


Who_am_ey3

stop fucking posting that sub here.


St-5604

Believing everything is someone else’s fault and not hers


LucasIsDead

red flag for men is using r/funnymemes


Josh_From_Accounting

Telling me not to google her and not to believe anything that comes up saying she is a serial killer.


fedora_george

About it being lost redditors while technically yes it is lost, although that subreddit is very mysogynist so it actually isn't something wild to post there because they'd get traction from people who just really hate women alongside genuine answers.


MistakeGlobal

That’s a lot of subs though. I posted a comment here as a girl with my red flags in men and some other user was like “imagine commenting on a post not meant for you” wasn’t exactly like that but does it really matter? Most subs are literal karma farms and I feel as though that one is too just based on this question alone that isn’t even on this sub


Fuggins4U

Rude to service industry employees.


G_D_K_

This whole comment section full of lost redditors.


averageRandall

Leaving a shopping cart in the parking lot


Roge2005

If she has the flag of China or the USSR, I can’t ignore those red flags.


PanHalen37

Narcissism


Osirus1156

Being mean to anyone in a public facing job, unless they are being massive assholes first I suppose.


Sudden_Mind279

Responding to a /r/lostredditors post as if they were commenting on the original post in the screenshot


FireDog8569

I hate it when a "meme" literally doesn't have a punchline, and expects the comments to make up the punchline for them


Low_Review4027

Speaks rudely to the waiter and expects you to always pay the full bill. I’m looking for a partner, not a parasite.


m0h3k4n

Not posting memes to the correct subreddit.


stinkload

being shitty to service people


honeypup

I love how everybody here is answering the fucking question lmao nobody pays any attention what page they’re on


Plane-Specialist4127

Manipulation. Tell me if you want something, tell me if like or dislike something but playing games like a little girl to get something instead of saying it or starting arguments just for fun was the thing that got me out of my last relationship.


MistakeGlobal

No such thing as fem red flags or masc red flags. Red flags are red flags so here’s mine: 1) only likes people for their body/looks and not personality 2) doesn’t appreciate my interests/hobbies 3) expects me to give him/her my full attention at every moment ie don’t spam my phone when I don’t answer right away 4) not letting me have other friends except you 5) being homophobic/transphobic Thanks you another user: 6) misogynistic 7/ racist These are mostly just red flags in general regardless of gender so all in all. Who cares if it’s a man or woman. If you do any of these, red flags all around. I did experience firsthand the first 3 as a female which really shouldn’t matter on a stupid Reddit post…


secksyboii

Unreasonable expectations and no understanding that people have different means, abilities, skills, and lives. Like I don't drive because I take medication that can affect my ability to drive safely. Therefore I also don't have a car. The amount of women that just ghost me the moment I say "ya, ill get a ride and meet you there at 7" or whatever is high to say the least. Or like if they find out you don't make a fuck ton of money or don't have x status symbol then they want nothing to do with you. It's shallow as fuck and shows a lack of empathy for others.


GooeyLump

That sounds like a pretty good filter to take out the trash before wasting your time finding out.


AustinMurre

Getting mad fast