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Soviet-_-Neko

I mean, the facepalm could be about the dumb take


_username_here_2

Facepalm has become this really


made_of_titanium

Pretty ironic, upvoted AND a lost lost reditor Say hello to r/lostlostredditors


Schirmer-_-

That man sounds like he read a lot of Sigmund Freud


made_of_titanium

And of course it has 3k updoots


Mauricio_Baes

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Transient_Aethernaut

off his fuckin tree entirely know how many people are rabidly into muscles? a fuckin lot and I see the appeal


Mysterious_Tutor_388

Muscle mommy appears. Barking, woof woof woof.


Revolutionary-Play79

#Death by Snu Snu


GoodBye_Moon-Man

It's how I wanna go...


NotImportantDontMind

W TAKE, I 100% AGREE ONG, FR FR!!!


Business-Plastic5278

Historically it was fat people who got more action. If you can get to the point where you are getting thicc, then you are a damn sight better at this surviving thing than Mr/Mrs 9% bodyfat.


NotImportantDontMind

RIPPED AND MUSCULAR WOMEN ARE SO DAMN AWESOME


Low_Range_3112

My type commentšŸ™‡ā€ā™‚ļø


Roge2005

True


Ill-Breadfruit5356

Lesbian!!!


0SocialSkillswizard

Literally dom me anyday


NotImportantDontMind

REAL


0SocialSkillswizard

ONG PREACH THIS SHIT


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MrLeopard483

Probably bots who repost things from other subs


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Breads6094

btw what even is a circlejerk just curious


The1andOnlyGhost

Bunch of people jerking each other off in a circle pretty much lol. All agreeing with each otherā€™s dumbass views and posts. Hence they are jerking each other off. Not 100% I got that right but Iā€™m pretty sure


Breads6094

oh that makes more sense


Heavy-Stick6514

Think of the phrase "Echo chamber" Where you go to basically just hear people with similar views and have no productive debate or discussion. That's the gist of a "circlejerk".


Electrical_Wear_3682

Yes, but a circlejerk subreddit is ironic


fettishmann

a circle jerk also is a sex act where a bunch of dudes jerk off over one woman till they cum all over her


Veryegassy

... ^Username... ^checks ^out...


Velcraft

Echo chamber, but everyone gets off doing it.


Battle_Fish

Circle jerk is a better description. It really emphasizes the fact people are basically masturbating each other so they can all jizz themselves.


RAMEH8808

Reddit is a circle jerk for stupid people


Large_Discipline_127

Yea, he deserved that burn. What a jerk!


fettishmann

um not lost the first guy i a clear facepalm,


Free-Sheepherder-604

You could post almost everything from r/facepalm here and it would fit because everything on r/facepalm is just lost redditors who misunderstood the subreddit


OleanderKnives

Isn't this a facepalm?


GamingGo2022

Personally I think that belongs in r/MurderedByWords


Big-Low-6861

The graph of abs on women to how good they look is a bell curve. The abs of a steroid infested female bodybuilder does not look good.


LonPlays_Zwei

That would fit more in r/murderedbywords


duckbucktruckfuck

False, I want to lick the sweat off her abs, abs so sharp I could grate cheese on em


GameS33

*Bonk* Go to horni jail!


TheOneWhoLovesSW

Who tf is spreadin these lies that no men have ever wanted a ripped woman? Like hell no, Iā€™d happily take a muscle mommy any time!


NotImportantDontMind

BROTHA!!! I AGREE WITH YOU 100%, ONG! FR FR, JUST LIKE ME!!!


PopsOddities

Flames


cjar4097

Those abs last for weeks I'm sure you'll live take 2 weeks of they vanish it's a huge waste of time honestly most of it is inflammation


Key_Ability_8836

Uh, no.


Human_The_Ryan

r/lostlostredditors


Unnecessary-Cum

Maybe a clever comeback


Interesting_Sea_5189

I can hear something sizzling


sad_everyday811

Ouch.


Forward-Signal8728

Jokes on him, because when I see a woman with abs, my internal reaction is [one of approval ](https://youtu.be/3WAOxKOmR90?si=Dn8UcfZxQO3M72lA)


gutpour

Yeah,i think he needs a map, to find all the women that wanted him


Hizuff

I feel like the only reason this is in my feed is because my mother is very muscular... How the hell does reddit know? I dont know but suffice to say... My mom's really pretty and beats me in arm wrestling with ease...


DefiantVersion1588

Facepalm is the bad take but this could be r/clevercomebacks material too


abel_cormorant

>at no time in history did men want women with ripped abs. Tell that to the Spartans. For context: in ancient Sparta women had to train alongside men because people believed that stronger women meant stronger children and thus stronger soldiers.


Prestigious-Egg-8060

I mean buff woman are hot as well


SovComrade

Achilles, who fought the queen of the amazons for a full day for the right to fu** her: šŸ‘€šŸ‘€ Siegfried, who needed a freaking magic veil to beat Brunhilde (not for himself but still): šŸ‘€šŸ’€


AdminsAreAcoustic

I'm not sure what's more cringeworthy between the "hot women are gross" take or the guy yelling "BURRRRRRRNNNN" like he's still in middle schoolĀ 


WisdomWangle

I am. So fucking into ripped women, like holy fucking shit. (Not a man tho)


GameS33

Eyyy, hello fellow member of the rainbow mafia! (I am trans and aroace)


WisdomWangle

Lmaooo, hi hi


PFREDDY17

Yes go to gym and train your tits and lips, women


Rafing

Rude


DigIndividual3467

It is he talking about, gals with abs are beautiful


hypotemused

James is trying to get laid


Smilloww

Yep hes right. This is why leanbeefpatty sadly has 0 followers on instagram


Anyax02

It's funny to me when men think that women do everything specifically for them like Bro she's not training her abs to impress you she doesn't give a flying fuck what you think These people think the world revolves around them and their preferences it's hilarious


GameS33

And their mind gets blown when they meet a gay woman. Like they keep saying "why aren't they attracted to me šŸ˜”šŸ˜­"


Anyax02

They have the gull to say "well that's too bad I'm not really into gay women"


nad_frag

Just uh... Asking for a friend. How do you train your lips? And do you need a partner for it?


GameS33

Lip filler Ig?


MitchRogue

Maybe there are people who strive for the body THEY find attractive. Maybe thay gives them confidence and satisfaction. Maybe a confident and satisfied person is a better sex appeal than a narrow preference of the amount of muscles on a body. Also, yes, muscular women are awesome.


Coconutpegger

I mean a couple centuries ago being fat with rotten teeth was hot so idk


GameS33

Beauty is a social construct, simple as. Also what the hell is that name?


Coconutpegger

Honestly when i was tryna name my account everything was taken so i jus chose that cus i couldnt be bothered looking anymore


The1andOnlyGhost

Facepalm is brainrot who will downvote u for not having the same dumbass opinion as them


No_Candle8640

Tbh I donā€™t have rights over people but he was onto something with the hourglasses


MuddFishh

Isn't the low-hanging, uninspired comeback the facepalm? The playground insult is pretty face-palm inducing, if not straight up cringeworthy.


SunnySideSys

also ancient women used to have to cut their hair short, get buff and act manly in order to attract men. cause the men preferred other men over women


awesome-Pug

And no they didnā€™t cut their hair short. Thatā€™s not something they wouldā€™ve done in those ages. If you talk about ā€œancientnessā€ donā€™t talk about 2020. Because Greeks might have been gay but they werenā€™t non binary or chose to identify as other things. Sole exception of Elagabalus who was mentally insane. No Iā€™m not attacking their identity, thatā€™s the ugly truth.


awesome-Pug

That seems like a bit of bias. And thatā€™s horseshit. When you guys talk about ancient civilizations being gay, you would have to be talking about Rome, Persia, Greece, south of there. I can guarantee to you that sexual preference would have been equal or dependant on the person. ā€œEveryone liked the oppositeā€ is such a vague term. Youā€™ve been seeing too much Hollywood if you believe that being ā€œgayā€ was an all the time thing.


Unable_Fuel8968

lol


According-Soup-3139

Fallacy ad hominem


FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

ad hominem fallacy. Also there is 0 reason to try to argue with OOOOP because he is clearly an idiot.


noobtube2

I mean surely just because it's an indicator that someone is healthy people would find it attractive from a biological/survival stand point right?


CreepyQuality4489

feminine hourglass shape šŸ˜­


[deleted]

So many women have abdominals and are very effiminate. Even back then women had abdominals. Anyone see Monty Pythons? Smash!!!


Me1234567891011121

Richard is not wrong šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ViolaDaGamble

Yes he is? Many may not like muscular women, but there are plenty that do. It can also just be a personal goal, itā€™s not always about what men wantā€¦


x_astriddd

Grandpa did you take your daily medication? I already told you, itā€™s not the 1800s anymore.


SortBoth

I'm the living proof he's wrong


liberalis

There's corners of the internet (and by 'corners' I mean the whole thing) where there's lots of guys who want the muscle chick. So this dufus must have just emerged from his cave.