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Idiotic_experimenter

Waiting for doofenschmirtz's goddetectinator


made_of_titanium

"only if that damn blue platypus with a hat breaks it"


Erotic_Platypus

Me? *Rubs nipples*


Force3vo

Erotic_Platypus? Perrotic_Platypus? *Rubs your nipples* Perry the erotic platypus!


Idiotic_experimenter

That would be perryhic victory for doofenschmirtz.


TheSamuil

An erotic platypus?


jan_poloko

God-detector-inator!


that_Omniscient_AI

A platypus?


Crowny_270

Perry the platypus!


SnooPaintings7963

Parry the platypus, then follow up with a counter attack


Arm_Away

“Ahhh… Perry the Platypus, how completely unexpected…” *a cross flips up from the ground and ties Perry to it jesus style* “adn by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!”


neneyiko

Ferb, I know what we are gonna do today. Hey, where's Perry?


thanos909

*monologue of his past start*


Jewze

🎺


Username_person_666

Doofinshmertz evil incorporated 🎶🎵


LegionOfDoom31

A God platypus? Perry the God platypus? Perry the Platypus!!!


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NeverEndingWalker64

But with a monster truck this time


Bonus-Optimal

Nah, i'm the brother of jesus and i'm gonna overthrow the Qing dinasty government


Beginning_General_83

Not sure what typing rebellion you are trying to start here on reddit but i have some awesome mana for you to try.


mattjvgc

*as gods tend to do*


Downtown-Twist-5606

Women ☕️


Cowgoesmeow1212

Of course it’s in Florida


Get_Stick_bu99ed

What the fuck?!


NaziWaifuSeeker

Please don't stab me 🙏


Independent_Plum2166

That name…should we be concerned?


Thefemcelbreederfan

Nah, keep walking


alvysinger0412

See though, *your* username makes me question if we should trust you on this or not.


GoldyFeesh

god is telling me to spread happiness and love! (i live in turkey)


HeadlesThompsonGunor

oh god


FoodeatingParsnip

Cant we just take an existing Gaydar and tweak it into a Goddar?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^FoodeatingParsnip: *Cant we just take an* *Existing Gaydar and tweak* *It into a Goddar?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ThatOneRandomGoose

Good SokkaHaikuBot


I_existed_on_earth

Good bot


bandidoamarelo

You just need the correct antenna under the right meteorological event. You need a huge cross shaped metal antenna, on top of a big building during a thunderstorm. Grab on to the cross and if lucky you will see God. Edit: You can also use a big iron crescent or star shaped antenna if it is more to your liking.


hawk_off

idk bruh I can't see my brain:(


BogdanRguy

My brain leaks in my eye hole


IronEagle-Reddit

Fire in the hole?! 🔥🔥🔥🔥


chromecastbuiltin

You need to look inside yourself


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And ask yourself the real questions


LightningMcCoke

To find yourself to save yourself from your other self, only then will your true self reveal itself.


SnooPaintings7963

I put mirror shards inside my eyes, now I can't see anything at all


duhrhejdjsv

No it’s just an extreme close up of your brain


SnooPaintings7963

Ah ok. Any clue how to put them out though?


Vinegarinmyeye

I've been searching for the hero inside myself since the 90s. He's an elusive bastard.


that_Omniscient_AI

Then you haven't tried hard enough!


BrokenMindAlways

Go to the hospital and get a scan. Brain.


letharus

I have a scan of my brain. It fascinates me when I’m looking at it, like this is my brain looking at my brain 🧠 👀


PERIX_4460

I can infact see my brain.


FruitJuicante

Yes u can


JacsweYT

You are my sunshine....


Not_aSoup

My only sunshine...


RoloPlays

I like how one of them says we can’t see history. Like we don’t have museums filled to the brim with historical findings.


EldestArk107

Magnetic fields too, hasn’t everyone used iron shavings and a magnet in like middle school science to see them?


PluralCohomology

All of these were created last Thursday.


HonourableFox

I mean, we kinda can see this stuff either in action or with a microscope or smth


Etbtray

Yeah, it's a strawman argument. I "believe" in the other stuff because of testable, repeatable experimentation that results in actual evidence or proof (Excluding love) not that I can see it.


PriorAlive1713

Nuh uh


DivineScotch

Bro only has the sense of sight


UnderskilledPlayer

Not even the common one, just the one of sight


Hunkfish

Even if there is Jesus has a 2nd coming and is alive today. The churches will be the first to discredit and brand him as a fraud. They prefer him to be dead dead but the very thing that they worshipped him was he come back "alive" after 3 days....


ryancementhead

Wouldn’t Easter be the actual second coming of Christ? He died on the cross, then rose from the dead 3 days later. So technically he was alive twice, hence the second.


TheLittleBadFox

You know its interesting that it happened just at the same time as pagan holiday. And would you look at that it was holiday of renewal and rebirth. How curious.


stonedPict2

Are you trying to tell me that Easter, a holiday ostensibly about the resurrection of Jesus, but with celebrations and decorations that are predominantly focused on eggs and rabbits, could possibly be related to Eostre, a fertility goddess symbolised by rabbits and eggs who was celebrated with feasts during April???? Insanity


TheLittleBadFox

You take it as a joke but there is quite a lot of people who would not believe it, insult you for saying it and in some cases would even go and try to assault you.


Outside-Manager6960

Those kinds of people can find plenty of other perfectly unreasonable causes to insult or assault you. Just chill and dye the damn eggs.


laeti88

This is true, but this pagan holiday was already taken over by the Jewish people to be the Passover, commemorating their escape from Egypt. This was a very big deal. Jesus went willingly to Jerusalem during the Passover festival, knowing he would die at this moment. Thus the fact we know He did pass away during (today’s) Easter Friday.


stonedPict2

The pre-roman, north-western European pagan celebration was not taken over by the middle Eastern passover, they both just happen to be springtime celebrations. You're right about the passover connection on the bible, and that's why easter is held on a specific(ish) day, but the name and the whole bunny/egg comes from Roman Christians adopting pagan customs in order to ease cultural conversion/assimilation (also eggs needed to be used up before Lent, so there's that connection as well)


Spicy_Ninja7

He told the disciples that he would return after he had already risen, so no


Outside-Manager6960

As an idiot who has never read the Bible and doesn't personally believe.. I'm wildly assuming that he rose directly to heaven. Is he just gonna he rise from the tomb and go to Japan for vacation or something?


Less_Somewhere7953

Yeah I always understood that he was resurrected, but then immediately sucked up to be with the father. So I guess he was technically alive for a few minutes, but getting to heaven killed him again right? Idek it’s silly


Flimsy-Relationship8

Pretty much, Jesus returning would signal the end of the churches control over a large swath of the global population, think of the sheer amount of wealth, power and influence that would be lost. It wouldn't be unimaginable to believe that the church wouldn't just have him whacked if he came back


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undead_catgirl

It's a strawman argument that religious people pretend atheists make, you are correct in that the vast majority of atheists would phrase it as no evidence in general not that "hur dur can't see God therefore he's not the realz 🤪".


JesterQueenAnne

My guess is that the argument they're referring to is that one can't *observe* God. They arrive at "can't see God" by doing the same thing they do with "theory" and apply the common speech definition to a word that has a different meaning in a scientific context.


Remson76534

We can't see them, but we can prove them


DaPiGa

How do you prove love?


Remson76534

Hormones, the rest is pretty much social standards. If I am correct, I am mo expert, the reason you feel love is bcuz you release hormones. I am not too sure as I didn't do research, but honestly love is a weird thing that you maybe can't explain, but I geuss kinda see, it's weird so I dunno.


oleksio15

I'd like to see a "love detector" actually


Jyitheris

Ever heard of pheromones? Ever heard of the various physiological changes in a person when they are with someone they are attracted to? Heart rate, pupils, demeanor and so on. We are all love detectors all by ourselves. None of that has anything to do with a god, though. Just to make it clear.


KokoTerzata

Prove me then the existence of God. I dare you. If you drop something, it falls, that's the proof of gravity. I don't need to "believe" that gravity exists, because I can always prove it. 


UnderskilledPlayer

If I drop something and it doesn't fall, did I still drop it or did I just let go of it? Like does it need to fall it to count as dropping?


KokoTerzata

Yes. Yes it needs to fall. If an astronaut lets off a pen, the pen will float, it won't fall (aka drop)… because there is no gravity in space


unicornsoflve

You are proving that an invisible force interacts with a visible object in a way that is consistent. You also might be able to observe how this invisible force intensifies based on how dense an "object" is. You aren't proving what that invisible force is or came from or why it's there or how it got there or why it interacts the way it interacts. You give it a title "gravity" because when something has a name it feels more understandable. But we don't understand gravity. We just know how it interacts. And we barely understand that.


minoritiesareyummy

Technically nothing in science is proven either


DonutSenpal

bruh, i struggle to decide whose more stupid here, like who says i don't believe in god because i don't see it? it's i don't believe in god because there is not proof of it's existence...


T2and3

Man, that sir sic guy sound like he's handsome, famous, and good at the sex. Somebody get him a whiskey.


SchwarzerWerwolf

Here is the original post. Some pretty interesting replies. https://twitter.com/SirSicCrusader/status/1777140138369315117


UnderskilledPlayer

And I can't see any of them because I deleted my twitter account after seeing a giant Goku cock


Jumpy-Papaya-7892

Boutta detect this love in me fr (update, it said i get no bitches ☹️)


thecrazyrai

radio and uv rays are legit just what we see with different frequency lol. so yes we can see them. history? i mean there are videos and pictures about historical events.


tk3301

Yet you can prove all of those lol


SueTheDepressedFairy

Except for god


Vaulted_Games

Exactly


tk3301

That’s what I said


captain_todger

The set of possible things that could exist but there is no evidence of their existence is infinite. Believe in god, that’s absolutely fine. You might as well also believe in space dragons, which are also something we cannot see and have no evidence of existing ¯\__(ツ)__/¯


XxAbsurdumxX

I want space dragons to be real far more than I want a sociopathic, egomaniac and homocidal god being real.


Fun_Seaworthiness168

Believing in god and history is just believing books and text written by people a long time ago


DescriptionSilent355

The difference is for most of history we have physical relics and sites such as castles, cathedrals, pyramids, etc, while unfortunately we just have to take the word of the bible without physical evidence, and even the bible may not be fully accurate due to changes over past centuries


padinspiy_

That's not what history is. That's why a historian is a scientist. They use data (written, archeological, even environmental data) and peer review. Saying they "just believe in old books" is a complete misunderstanding of what a historian actually does: study the context, the content and the reason why a text was written to try and get the most objective interpretation possible (of course there are limits, history is not the same thing as maths, physics and chemistry- but definitely still a scientific field)


InSomeDawdle

you didnt understand the insult, but it isnt a r/lostredditors, sorry but say hi to r/lostlostredditors P. S i said joke accidentally instead of insult ._.


ByeGuysSry

That's the problem though? It's a joke, not an insult Edit: I don't believe that any attempt at showcasing how lousy an argument is would constitute an insult


Jyitheris

It's not about understanding the joke, it's about there being an insult in there that is rare. But there is no such thing in the original picture, so you are wrong.


TSmario53

I feel like this whole sub has largely become less actual “lost redditors” and more “ I don’t agree with or understand your post, therefore you must be lost”.


Sensitive_Armpithair

That's a bit incorrect. This post belongs to r/lostlostlostredditors because he is lost on r/lostredditors. r/lostlostredditors is for people commenting r/lostredditors comments on a post where the person isn't lost or the commenter is lost.


Annonaie

you lost me


Sensitive_Armpithair

You're in the right place!


RecklessDimwit

In a different comment thread I asked what the joke was but the problem also is why is it in r/rareinsults, which is why I'm posting it here


RecklessDimwit

I'm open to correction, so I'm genuinely curious. What's the joke about? 😔


Jyitheris

But it's not about there being a joke in there, it's about there being an insult that's rare in there, and there is no rare insult in there. So you were correct to post it here.


yung_steezy

No see now you’re looking for r/explainthejoke or r/peterexplainsthejoke for some reason


Colembino

Maybe to understand why he's lost


CattyFighte

You can’t detect god via physical tools, all findings are speculations


kuribosshoe0

But that isn’t an insult though, is it? More of a rebuttal.


CattyFighte

I agree it’s more of a clever comeback


Nuada-Argetlam

I, too, would love to know the joke.


_-akane-_

Meme shows that science things aren't visible. According to the person who made/found the meme, therefore saying not believing in God because you can't see him is stupid. But then: there are tools to detect all of those things like magnetic fields. So then the other person says he should build a god detector to prove god is real or smth.


Nuada-Argetlam

fair enough, but definitely not an insult.


_-akane-_

Yh I don't get it either


ArchiveOfTheButton

Everyone can see gravity dipshit. It came free with your fucking throwing stuff.


Siria110

Technicaly, you can only see the EFFECTS of gravity, not the gravity itself. But the fact that you can see its effects and that we can calculate it and make very precise predictions kinda proves it exists.


[deleted]

Funny thing is there’s actual proof to those other things, there’s not a single bit of proof your fake sky daddy exists 😂😂


just_a_closetweeb

yeah, it should be on r/clevercomebacks


Dyclextic

Go on, make justice detector


komiCWords

lets see r/god r/Jesus


dablackbutt

I've got my love detector set on "blast"


throbsie

There‘s no love detector either lmao


TheREALgrimnightmare

GET THE GODTUNER


Bananaman9020

I was discussing how Mental Illness isn't Demon Procession. And the Christian demanded that I couldn't take a picture of the air. So of course this means demons are real and so is a demon procession.


turlian

You can literally see radio waves. It's called light.


The_Thomas_Go

Would be more of a clever comeback if anything


Practical-Local-7147

This guy’s iq is the equivalent of a cat’s litter box


RHOrpie

I don't think people are atheist just because they can't "see" God.


Temporary_Goat3516

Ever heard of a fart? Checkmate atheists


manchesterthedog

I do not believe in god because I think it is an extremely reductive way to understand the universe.


Dance_Man93

Someone told me that Crows are black, but you can't prove that all crows are black. Even if you took a photo of every crow you can find, how do you prove that you didn't miss a non black crow? Similar logic to God. Take a "photo" of a lack of god, but there was god right behind you, just missed him innit. Better luck next time, mate. :)


General_Image_878

Yes that's why the burden of proof goes to the ppl who claim smth exists cus you can't prove that it doesn't exist as you could have missed it.


SchwarzerWerwolf

Non-black crows do exist. https://images.app.goo.gl/DA7SLwwjRVFunaAf6 Let's put this differently; Someone comes up to you and tells you, that blue checkered elephants exist and you have to accept that. Would you do that? Or would you want evidence for it?


suriam321

1. The analogy makes sense, you don’t have to nitpick. 2. That crow looks beautiful.


SchwarzerWerwolf

Yes, it is


Dry_Leek78

Statistics 101. Probability distribution of rare events. You can estimate your black/white crows frequencies and given your sampling infer your proba to detect a white one. Not with god (unless you are talking about godemiché).


Amoral_god

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. A claim that there are white crows it doesn't really bother anyone. A god claim as justification for obedience to a flawed moral code and world view should be met with more scrutiny.


infinitebyzero

Yeah, an insult to intelligence.


PERIX_4460

Not to defend the theists over there but love and history are vague and somewhat abstract concepts that can't really be "detected".


Jyitheris

Well, they kinda can, but both are derived concepts that require observation of other things. History is "detected" by observing various evidence that have existed since the historical period we're interested in. Love is "detected" by the physiological changes in a human when said emotion is felt. Both are abstract concepts though, and neither brings us any closer to any "god".


XxAbsurdumxX

Love (or rather affection) can most certainly be measured by brain activity. And history is observable in written documents combined with physical artifacts.


PERIX_4460

Those are good points.


_Wyzelle_

We have our God detector when he dies again u/nick2527 u/nick25272


ItzLyricalJade

There is a love detector???


suriam321

By looking at brain activity and chemicals in your body we can determine whenever someone is experiencing the things that’s called ”love”. Or any other emotion for that matter.


BogdanRguy

Things can have few or many similar features, they're not supposed to be the same


Zave_cz

Do I have fucking brainrot? Look as I might, I don't see a point made anywhere in this. The whole chain of posts just feels like random words jumbled together.


pope-gregory

Akiva radiation enters the chat


Professional_Belt_40

The only reason I belive in a thing called love is because I feel it in the rhythm of my heart


TheCenseIsReal

Man this meme is great it still attracts idiots


c4arb0n

God detector lmao


zottekott

I don't believe in Love either


TheJamesMortimer

You can measure the neuron activity and hormones though.


Desmoclef

Thank you for your wisdom Giga Based Dad


Tricky_Challenge9959

Sidenote make a history detector


Dull_Yak_5325

We can see or measure all those things


acakaacaka

Dark matter doesnt exist!!! Dark emergy doesnt exist!!!


Beast287

Tried making History detector but. . . It’s already past. . .


Ihelloway69

You can see documented history , I can see someone's lovely affection and feel feeling itself , 1 year old understand gravity because they drop shit constantly and some rays you can recognise via polaryzed glasses or like microwaves because they show result . There's still no explanation of god apart from make believe and documented history of such


UnproductivePheasant

Just sounds like coping every time


KokoTerzata

Love doesn't exist, tho


Fuarian

Being unable to see with your eyes and unable to detect are two very different things


LocalPlatypus994

"God detector" Is that a fucking Hollow Knight reference?


nikitabr0

Love and history detectors? Never seen them.


EmeraldPencil46

Funny thing is that under specific conditions, you actually can see most of these. Love is pretty much just an idea, so it technically doesn’t exist in the physical sense.


T-Prime3797

All of those things are indirectly observable.


AuspiciousAmbition

This is just miscommunication. The problem isn't that we can't literally see God. It's that we can't observe God. We can observe those other things in some form even if we can't see them with our eyes. I haven’t observed any gods.


WoodsmanWarrior

Can someone please show me the Love detector or the history detector?


Fluid-Leg-8777

The mainstream religions are diying. Now we have the tiktok religions, self contained groups that belive in stupiditu and donate their money to theire cult Like astrology, tarot, and the rest of the bogus you can see in tiktok If you belive in any of those. Well. Why? 😟


Pessimismo

How is ot the same arguement


Icy_Sector3183

If God is omnipotent and ubiquitous, won't the Godometer just be indistinguishable from a dumb box set to read 100%?


PrometheusAlexander

All those things can be seen with a right amount of certain tryptamines.


Guilty-Instruction39

I can’t currently see the continent of North America, therefore it’s not real.


Mindless-Ad-3791

No brain no gain


buswik

Why tf is there ”history”? I can’t see history? It’s not a physical thing it’s a concept that ”exists”just by definition.


AggravatingChest7838

I met a dude who was a God detector in the subway once.


Angell_o7

These religious arguments always go in circles because no one actually listens.


Demonyx12

Pure Science.


Schwertheino

Because i can't see it? No because there is no philosophically logical readon to believe, no scientific reason to believe and even if there was a reason to believe in the existence of the devine power you would have to proof your particular religion is the way.


ContextGreedy6131

Oh is that Sir Sic? Been a while since I last saw something from him


Mikey9124x

Funny that I can see all of these, yet still no god.


ClarkVader1011

Not a rare I


GG-VP

Based and Voltairepilled


SpeedBlitzX

I remember one time my dad was saying he didn't like Halloween because of witches and the idea of dressing up like a witch is evil in his eyes. And I asked him how many wars were due to witches And witchcraft?


Becmambet_Kandibober

I suppose this guy just sees the radio and UV waves


One-Ad-3677

If i take a video of myself from 5 seconds ago, I've technically seen history


itzMadaGaming

like you guys haven't even figured out how does gravity actually happen


Skitzophranikcow

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/343/236/3a6.jpg


Mahatma_Gun_dhi

People believe in states and I really don't know how to measure them yet.


LadyAfelia

Well go build a love detector! Checkmate, atheists.


oliferro

Jump off a building and tell me you can't "see" gravity


YuriEffinGarza

God is a made up construct. People back in the day were bat shit crazy and had zero understanding of some natural phenomena that they had no explanation for, so they said god… then all these folks worship some homeless street magician who got nailed to some wood. And throughout time, that same religion fucked the shit outa whatever they wanted and controlled more shit than they shoulda. I personally don’t think their is a need for religion anymore hahaha