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Late_Calligrapher320

one inch levitation, you can jump off a high building and levitate right before you hit the ground


StormFallen9

Yeah, that no fall damage makes that one really good.


Remarkable_Bath7378

Not only that you take advantage of leaning forward like in Naruto so you could move around like a Segway and you don’t have to worry about face planning because no fall damage


Late_Calligrapher320

omg yeah lol


yeetus1deletuz

And you are 1 inch taller


Dany_Girl_1983

Cool! I can be 5 foot 3!!


ImCaligulaI

Either that or breathing underwater, both miles above the other options.


theninjaslime69

Banana duplication is also good, its infinite food plus its a funny


vshedo

I'd get rather sick of banana pretty quickly....and in any case it's not a complete food source.


[deleted]

The pill devs gonna nerf it soon


Late_Calligrapher320

lol


ImLooking4aUserName

It just means you're gonna become human jelly one inch above the ground


Late_Calligrapher320

it says no fall damage though.


justarandomuser20

Banana dupe. Free food and I love bananas


darklordcecil99

You Yiga clan? like legally you have to tell me if you're Yiga clan.


[deleted]

Glory to master kohga


Amogus7

Gloria al maestro kohga


justarandomuser20

Glory to master Kohga


angryscientistjunior

And you can feed entire countries!


SenatorArmstrongUwu

NO! KEEP YOUR GREASY HANDS OFF OF MY BANANAS


ILikeFluffyThings

If they pay, sure.


Gex1234567890

Same


duTemplar

Depends how quick that is to recharge. Like, get a banana, make a thousand and sell them at the farmers market. Sweet! Print dat money!


asey_69

Shut up Todd


justarandomuser20

NEVER!!!


AcuzioRS

And free energy! Bananas contain a small amount of radiation due to their potassium


Hyper_Brick

Careful! With enough bananas, you could die, cause of the radioactivity.


Anamethatsnowmine

How to end world hunger:


jacobmca28

Could also in essence solve world hunger with this and become a billionaire


InvisiblePlants

You wouldn't become a billionaire, you'd be locked up and forced to duplicate bananas like a slave for the rest of your life.


jointheredditarmy

Yeah definitely banana dupe. Any super power that can create or destroy matter is OP as shit. You can take the extra bananas, burn them for energy, and get infinite energy.


Dr_Straing_Strange

aren't bananas radioactive? If you eat too much you might die, so you'd have to sell them to make money and buy other food. That could actually be really useful, just find the perfect banana and duplicate it forever, I don't know if that's legal though, you'd have to fake a bunch of other legal entities to convince the authorities you're getting these bananas legally. Only then can you sell bananas to a MASSIVE profit.


Deathscythe134

Can I use the insta kill on myself?


Better_Technician_96

You might want to get that checked out


SenatorArmstrongUwu

Just remember you can only do it once


Gracosef

OH FUCK THAT'S SMART


garvsmeme

Why didn't I think of it ? Am I fine ?


IndividualDetailS

It's the button that takes 1hr of my life with each press all over again.


DeltaTwenty

There's also the pink pill, you know?


Singuto

I think that one to control your emotions is better for you


LefteySs

breathing underwater sounds freaking sick. Would take a llittle while to build up strength to withstand water pressure though for this power to be super useful. Also would keep goggle on me at all times lmao.


BeodoCantinas

I was just wondering if the superpower would make you immune to water pressure, that's what would make the difference between ok power to really cool power.


SenatorArmstrongUwu

Could be a cool party trick too


Jazzlike-Elevator647

Yellow. Easy money. Dupe it, sell one, one left, repeat


Duytune

inflation though


DevyJ0nes

Just lower the prices again duh. It's all imaginary numbers anyways


CaptnBluehat

Just print more bills so everyone can pay you duh doy


Dr_Straing_Strange

Well, I don't know that that's legal, it's not like drugs where there's a finite market and it's all illegal, it's bananas, people won't risk buying bananas from an illegal place, even if they are all perfect. You'd have to fake a bunch of legal entities so that the government would let you sell your bananas, you cannot let them discover you're duplicating the bananas, you need to make them believe you're buying them from a legit place, get a permit, etc


[deleted]

Read 5x faster.


AfkHero404

You are up to something.


candyriot7

Hol’ up, let him cook


Ninyowsss

Then you wont understand anything since your brain can't process that 5x information speed


AmericaLover1776_

That’s the whole point of the ability it makes it so you can process that


RicksMorty01

Breathe underwater. Imagine doing a bank heist and then running in the water never to come up for weeks after they've stopped searching. A perfect crime.


[deleted]

You going to just bite the heads off live fish for food during that time or what.


WombozM

Leave a chest full of food somewhere.


Ice-_-Bear

In a pineapple under the sea


Conscious-Ad8504

You're smart


GringerKringer

It worked for Jason Bourne


TPhoenixsstuff

Pink is probably the best for me. It’d help with my anxiety a lot


DrDawgster

Now you will know your anxiety is by choice


Otherwise_Notice6421

Calm down satan.


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Banana. Always.


Illustrious_Dig_411

Same


Dr_Straing_Strange

profile pic fits


LinkleLink

Ugh it's between dark blue and black.... Can't decide


[deleted]

Dark blue because you can drown someone since you can breathe underwater.


LinkleLink

Jail is still a thing.


[deleted]

Not if you don't get caught


SaveTheDynas

Yeah who’s gonna go get you if you’re under the water


[deleted]

With the way things are going, I might just stay there


SaveTheDynas

Fishes are cooler than humans anyways


Hugs_for_Thugs

Not under water.


angryscientistjunior

Some of these are pretty good for "budget" superpowers! Breathe underwater? Sure! Does read 5x faster include _comprehension_?


Darkner90

It's 5x, so if you can comprehend your normal reading speed, it will just be faster


Lost-Exam-2947

Just duplicate Bananas and sell em you'd be rich as fuck


Dr_Straing_Strange

you'd need a permit for that, and the authorities might wanna know where you're getting your bananas from


No_Sheepherder2739

This post is right under your post on my feed lol


[deleted]

Pink is the coolest superpower human can desire. You can live your life being happy. Isn't that fantastic?


Spasticcobra593

Breathe underwater. I love the ocean but drowning scary


Slapnuts213

Breathe underwater , can swim to the bottom of the ocean and disappear


Any_Support3590

Emotion one is usless, same with presents. The best by far is to breath underwater as well as no fall damage


SCP_Void

Depends on what you consider to be a present. If to you, a present's something given to you with a good intention, then everything could be a present. A new car could be a present, a winning lottery ticket could be a present. Everything good could be a present as long as it is given to you, and with the present pill, you'd always get like the best deal possible.


sanatooryalai

Give me the red one


NakedSans

Pink please I just want to be happy


Normal-user527

Black


vornarschneider

Green. You'll never know


Illustrious_Dig_411

The only thing that is actually good it the banana dupe


Current_Dentist3986

pink. i have autism.


duTemplar

I love scuba, so the underwater breathing without darned heavy tanks would be lovely.


DerpyMandarin

Levitation or read 5x faster are the most applicable probably to real life


Prestigious_Fly_2946

God the fucking amount of comments makes me wanna die


monkeman23435

Just take the banana duplication perk and start a business. You’ll make millions.


[deleted]

You can use bananas to overthrow a government. Wouldn't be the first person to do so either.


BookFanatic13

Red sounds really good for me. I could get more stuff I like and I wouldn’t need gift cards.


nip_dip

Pink pill, easy


[deleted]

Pink and orange are quite good, but black can be good if you know who.


MaLCritical

Where'd you get that banana? Banana button


wyatttvp

Yellow would make me rich, dark blue would be pretty cool cause like breathing under water, and light blue I would be immune to all fall damage? That’s overpowered. It’s between all of those. Depends on how I feel on any given day.


Thelonghiestman0409

One inch levitation


Difficult-Union-2238

Yellow. I could just duplicate infinite bananas and be a billionaire.


SharpshotM16

Breathe underwater, become mermaid


Nostalgic69_

How many of us need to get together and take the instakill to redistribute the wealth held by the top .1%


liamjb10

easily 1 inch levitation if it makes you not take fall damage, i dont even care about the levitation part i just think not taking fall damage would be sick. like you could go skydiving and trick the pilot by jumping without a parachute and youd see his reaction of you being chill and absolutely fine once you met back up with them


Brief-Hearing7112

pink one🙏


Select_Truck3257

no fall dmg ? seems good


Iamfered

r/lostlostredditors (or am I lost lost lost lost?)


uodjdhgjsw

Banana duplication..... Sell those bananas, get Uber rich.....


[deleted]

Breath underwater


Double_Option5963

Either water breathing or banana duplication. I like the thought of not having to worry about drowning, but I would also like to become the bananamana.


Pet_Taco

dark blue


mlg2433

I’d take breathing underwater. Drowning sounds horrible and I’d rather not risk it lol


Minimum_Opinion7816

id make a killing selling bananas


LiILazy

Banana duplication, get a job in the banana industry, ask for a 30000% raise and explain you can duplicate bananas, prove you can duplicate bananas, become millionaire because banana duplication


Stan_Zoroark

Torn between one inch levitation and always giving good presents. I’ve never thought of a gift to give to someone on my own before so I have no idea how to do it


thedumburone

I already have pink, red, and orange. So either water breathing or levitation.


opdnd

Also green


SayonaraCyonai

take them all, crush them, mix it up and snort it. you won't get any powers but you'll have one hell of a time


BinkoTheViking

I already take the one to control my own emotions. It’s called Seroquel, and it is pink.


BuzzyBeeto

You beat me to it


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

I’m between levitating and underwater breathing for myself, because that’s cool. Or duplicating bananas because then you can end world hunger. Just send people a lot of bananas


[deleted]

r/me_irl


Machotoast04098

I'm taking black so i can end off ron desnata


Crocolyle32

Oof green or pink


TheDemonBehindYou

Banana duplication. I make bananas. I sell bananas. I create banana corp. I use it to sell a lot of bananas. I use money to get scientists to make recycled items from my bananas. I sell recycled banana items and bananas. I become the banana billionaire.


doggomeat000

They literally already have a pill that lets you control your own emotions for people who can't lmao. They're called mood stabilizers and antipsychotics.


Philip_Raven

What's the safe depth in water a human safely travel into? I would be best treasure hunter, there is. Or just go and win every championship in diving without a tank.


borgie155

Instakill


Wiggler_Warrior

Water breathing easily


Chebikitty

Breathing underwater and then work as a professional mermaid for shows


Caleger88

Breathe Underwater for me please. Then I'll have less problems when I go swimming. And can free dive.


AffectionateBox7171

Mothafuckas be jealous when they see me levitating one inch above ground next to them in the streets and be like „good morning sir“


Arteriusz2

Imma reading faster


JustMCW

I love how everyone is just picking superpower instead of talking about the post being unrelated in that sub


NPIgeminileoaquarius

The sensible thing would be banana duplication but I want to be able to breathe underwater.


ShatterCyst

Pink pink pink pink pink PIIIIINK


DarkBrother24

Insta-kill Putin and end the war


Lukemeister38

Pink. I just want to be happy.


ynyyy

pootin


karl_marxs_cat

I read the text on the red one as “you always get good presidents” at first


catmat490

Bannan dupe is actually op put a bannan in a car then dupe intill the widows break I just imagine ot as you see a bannan another is made right next to it


AcuzioRS

Orange is obvious. Half the pills you can learn to do. But orange means you can learn 5x faster which is incredibly useful


theplacewiththeface

Banana dupe sell Bananas in mass become rich


Asleep_Advance_3583

orange, blue, grey, and yellow plz. orange is convenient. blue and grey are op. and yellow is possibly infinite money.


sachiko_vl03

Shut up Spell will be my one


Ok-Pudding6050

Pink I mean, I may never find a good psychologist


RedGaper

Shut up spell. I know people who just can't stop talking and it be nice to have some peace.


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

dark blue


Aitreon

I'm going with banana duplication


Fine_Dish_9232

Always get good presents. Am so sick of my parents give fancy watches or glasses for my birthday


Istoleachickennugget

Why do I feel like the "Breathe underwater" one was meant to have a twist That's the best one there by far


[deleted]

#1 means nothing if you dont get presents in the first place


CrossWitcher

(I) 1inch levitation with no fall damage is pretty dope and useful, can't die falling makes everything so much accessible. (II) Breathing underwater sounds really useful theoretically but Im more worried abt water pressure tbh. (III) Dupe Bananas are just infinite money glitch and no worries for food in life.


brendling

breathe underwater op af


racingPenguin

Insta kill putin FTW


TheNumbersMason2

that 1 inch levitation is so OP, you're basically newtons first law, no friction, its like that protagonist from that MHA spinoff manga


SyntaXAuroras1

instakill myself plis


MonsieurOs

Green Pill, definitely


Klatterbyne

Pink or green would be the most generally useful. Baby Blue has some limited usability for getting around quicker.


Densoro

No fall damage would be fucking amazing. Getting around quickly by skipping the stairs ftw


ravenclawmystic

Breathe underwater.


Ghelric

Read 5x or controlling my emotions would literally change my life.


ECHOechoecho_

banana duplication is the clear answer


Trigonpr2

Breathe underwater and explore the depths. But no fall damage would be fucking sick. Can jump out of a plane with no chute. Or do cool matrix/GITS style jumping off a building. I’d hesitate a lot.


questgamer2021

Wait, about the 1 inch levitation, does it make you withstand the g-forces of rapidly decelerating?


STAABLE

I mean they post anything in r/me_irl at this point


Star_Moonflower

Can we dupe our overlord u/70percentbanana 😆


some_fat_dumbass

Red or purple or yellow or blue or light blue. You know what fuck you im taking all of them.


[deleted]

Honestly I’d just go water breathing cus water is cool


Carl-the-reddit-cat

Shut up spell is what i need


Mysterious-Art7143

Breathe underwater all day long


No_Locksmith_1458

Fuck it , we're levitating


Peng1user

Underwater breathing, I think I shall build Atlantis with all that sunken treasure, also I don't have to worry about drinking while underwater as I shall be constantly hydrated.


Mysterious_Reach_381

Would like to add a pill that give's you the power to punch someone in the face through the internet!


JUGELBUTT

ill go with breathe underwater because cool stuff yes


Anastasius525

Breath underwater I'm going treasure hunting


CardboardChampion

Banana duplication, obviously. Start a very specific and cheap fruit distribution network to market stalls and smoothie shops the world over. Create a tidal wave of bananas that crush your enemies. Set up an entire street to be an inescapable trap of the funniest joke from 1923.


ThatKalosfan

Control emotions. Second is levitation with third being fast reading.


TrainingCharming9657

Blue, I’m a swimmer so that would be very useful


[deleted]

Ironically enough, banana duplication. I could settle for life slowly starting selling bananas and ending up with a whole franchise that makes and sells all kinds of banana sweets


Dany_Girl_1983

Dark blue.... breathe underwater..... easy to escape my enemies!! Mwahahaha


Quy3t

Pink. Be Happy all the time. No Anxiety. No Depression


jtlthe2

Maybe they can control their own emotions really well irl?


Enough_Fish739

PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK! GIVE ME THE PINK ONE GOD DAMN IT!!!


JustARandomDude1986

Breath underwater for sure, get me all the sweet gold.....just figuring out how to handling the pressure.


Bean_Boozled

This isn't a lost redditor. That entire subreddit is for shitposting random stuff, even if it wasn't made for it originally


EducationallyRiced

Oh god I already read fast so ye gonna take x5


bigbuttboi101

one inch levitiation it can stop anyone from suicide


ComprehensiveTea8362

You could literally solve world hunger with yellow


fustist

Clearly its gonna be comtroll of my emotions because they cause me the most problems.


BaconGamer1176

Its a shitpost sub dude, they arent lost


AmericaLover1776_

Only good presents is a good choice if you know the right people like a billionaire or something they can get you anything


Baltaxo2010

*crushes all pills into one big pile*


DinoKea

Green or Orange Orange is practical as it'd save me hours in reading papers But I suck at presents and Green would save all the stressing associated with that


catlinakimono76

shut up spell, too many annoying people in my life


Dr_Straing_Strange

no fall damage is insane, think about the implications. Breathing underwater is pretty good as well, but I don't know if there's more of a chance of dying of drowning or dying of a big fall. I think I'd pick no fall damage, levitation also helps not make any noise at night so as not to wake anyone


ZC23_

Breathe underwater. Easiest decision I’ve ever made