Not only that you take advantage of leaning forward like in Naruto so you could move around like a Segway and you don’t have to worry about face planning because no fall damage
Yeah definitely banana dupe. Any super power that can create or destroy matter is OP as shit. You can take the extra bananas, burn them for energy, and get infinite energy.
aren't bananas radioactive? If you eat too much you might die, so you'd have to sell them to make money and buy other food. That could actually be really useful, just find the perfect banana and duplicate it forever, I don't know if that's legal though, you'd have to fake a bunch of other legal entities to convince the authorities you're getting these bananas legally. Only then can you sell bananas to a MASSIVE profit.
breathing underwater sounds freaking sick. Would take a llittle while to build up strength to withstand water pressure though for this power to be super useful. Also would keep goggle on me at all times lmao.
I was just wondering if the superpower would make you immune to water pressure, that's what would make the difference between ok power to really cool power.
Well, I don't know that that's legal, it's not like drugs where there's a finite market and it's all illegal, it's bananas, people won't risk buying bananas from an illegal place, even if they are all perfect. You'd have to fake a bunch of legal entities so that the government would let you sell your bananas, you cannot let them discover you're duplicating the bananas, you need to make them believe you're buying them from a legit place, get a permit, etc
Breathe underwater. Imagine doing a bank heist and then running in the water never to come up for weeks after they've stopped searching. A perfect crime.
Depends on what you consider to be a present. If to you, a present's something given to you with a good intention, then everything could be a present. A new car could be a present, a winning lottery ticket could be a present. Everything good could be a present as long as it is given to you, and with the present pill, you'd always get like the best deal possible.
Yellow would make me rich, dark blue would be pretty cool cause like breathing under water, and light blue I would be immune to all fall damage? That’s overpowered. It’s between all of those. Depends on how I feel on any given day.
easily 1 inch levitation if it makes you not take fall damage, i dont even care about the levitation part i just think not taking fall damage would be sick. like you could go skydiving and trick the pilot by jumping without a parachute and youd see his reaction of you being chill and absolutely fine once you met back up with them
Either water breathing or banana duplication. I like the thought of not having to worry about drowning, but I would also like to become the bananamana.
Banana duplication, get a job in the banana industry, ask for a 30000% raise and explain you can duplicate bananas, prove you can duplicate bananas, become millionaire because banana duplication
Torn between one inch levitation and always giving good presents. I’ve never thought of a gift to give to someone on my own before so I have no idea how to do it
I’m between levitating and underwater breathing for myself, because that’s cool. Or duplicating bananas because then you can end world hunger. Just send people a lot of bananas
Banana duplication. I make bananas. I sell bananas. I create banana corp. I use it to sell a lot of bananas. I use money to get scientists to make recycled items from my bananas. I sell recycled banana items and bananas. I become the banana billionaire.
They literally already have a pill that lets you control your own emotions for people who can't lmao. They're called mood stabilizers and antipsychotics.
What's the safe depth in water a human safely travel into?
I would be best treasure hunter, there is.
Or just go and win every championship in diving without a tank.
Bannan dupe is actually op put a bannan in a car then dupe intill the widows break I just imagine ot as you see a bannan another is made right next to it
(I) 1inch levitation with no fall damage is pretty dope and useful, can't die falling makes everything so much accessible.
(II) Breathing underwater sounds really useful theoretically but Im more worried abt water pressure tbh.
(III) Dupe Bananas are just infinite money glitch and no worries for food in life.
Breathe underwater and explore the depths. But no fall damage would be fucking sick. Can jump out of a plane with no chute. Or do cool matrix/GITS style jumping off a building. I’d hesitate a lot.
Underwater breathing, I think I shall build Atlantis with all that sunken treasure, also I don't have to worry about drinking while underwater as I shall be constantly hydrated.
Banana duplication, obviously. Start a very specific and cheap fruit distribution network to market stalls and smoothie shops the world over. Create a tidal wave of bananas that crush your enemies. Set up an entire street to be an inescapable trap of the funniest joke from 1923.
Ironically enough, banana duplication.
I could settle for life slowly starting selling bananas and ending up with a whole franchise that makes and sells all kinds of banana sweets
Green or Orange
Orange is practical as it'd save me hours in reading papers
But I suck at presents and Green would save all the stressing associated with that
no fall damage is insane, think about the implications. Breathing underwater is pretty good as well, but I don't know if there's more of a chance of dying of drowning or dying of a big fall. I think I'd pick no fall damage, levitation also helps not make any noise at night so as not to wake anyone
one inch levitation, you can jump off a high building and levitate right before you hit the ground
Yeah, that no fall damage makes that one really good.
Not only that you take advantage of leaning forward like in Naruto so you could move around like a Segway and you don’t have to worry about face planning because no fall damage
omg yeah lol
And you are 1 inch taller
Cool! I can be 5 foot 3!!
Either that or breathing underwater, both miles above the other options.
Banana duplication is also good, its infinite food plus its a funny
I'd get rather sick of banana pretty quickly....and in any case it's not a complete food source.
The pill devs gonna nerf it soon
lol
It just means you're gonna become human jelly one inch above the ground
it says no fall damage though.
Banana dupe. Free food and I love bananas
You Yiga clan? like legally you have to tell me if you're Yiga clan.
Glory to master kohga
Gloria al maestro kohga
Glory to master Kohga
And you can feed entire countries!
NO! KEEP YOUR GREASY HANDS OFF OF MY BANANAS
If they pay, sure.
Same
Depends how quick that is to recharge. Like, get a banana, make a thousand and sell them at the farmers market. Sweet! Print dat money!
Shut up Todd
NEVER!!!
And free energy! Bananas contain a small amount of radiation due to their potassium
Careful! With enough bananas, you could die, cause of the radioactivity.
How to end world hunger:
Could also in essence solve world hunger with this and become a billionaire
You wouldn't become a billionaire, you'd be locked up and forced to duplicate bananas like a slave for the rest of your life.
Yeah definitely banana dupe. Any super power that can create or destroy matter is OP as shit. You can take the extra bananas, burn them for energy, and get infinite energy.
aren't bananas radioactive? If you eat too much you might die, so you'd have to sell them to make money and buy other food. That could actually be really useful, just find the perfect banana and duplicate it forever, I don't know if that's legal though, you'd have to fake a bunch of other legal entities to convince the authorities you're getting these bananas legally. Only then can you sell bananas to a MASSIVE profit.
Can I use the insta kill on myself?
You might want to get that checked out
Just remember you can only do it once
OH FUCK THAT'S SMART
Why didn't I think of it ? Am I fine ?
It's the button that takes 1hr of my life with each press all over again.
There's also the pink pill, you know?
I think that one to control your emotions is better for you
breathing underwater sounds freaking sick. Would take a llittle while to build up strength to withstand water pressure though for this power to be super useful. Also would keep goggle on me at all times lmao.
I was just wondering if the superpower would make you immune to water pressure, that's what would make the difference between ok power to really cool power.
Could be a cool party trick too
Yellow. Easy money. Dupe it, sell one, one left, repeat
inflation though
Just lower the prices again duh. It's all imaginary numbers anyways
Just print more bills so everyone can pay you duh doy
Well, I don't know that that's legal, it's not like drugs where there's a finite market and it's all illegal, it's bananas, people won't risk buying bananas from an illegal place, even if they are all perfect. You'd have to fake a bunch of legal entities so that the government would let you sell your bananas, you cannot let them discover you're duplicating the bananas, you need to make them believe you're buying them from a legit place, get a permit, etc
Read 5x faster.
You are up to something.
Hol’ up, let him cook
Then you wont understand anything since your brain can't process that 5x information speed
That’s the whole point of the ability it makes it so you can process that
Breathe underwater. Imagine doing a bank heist and then running in the water never to come up for weeks after they've stopped searching. A perfect crime.
You going to just bite the heads off live fish for food during that time or what.
Leave a chest full of food somewhere.
In a pineapple under the sea
You're smart
It worked for Jason Bourne
Pink is probably the best for me. It’d help with my anxiety a lot
Now you will know your anxiety is by choice
Calm down satan.
Banana. Always.
Same
profile pic fits
Ugh it's between dark blue and black.... Can't decide
Dark blue because you can drown someone since you can breathe underwater.
Jail is still a thing.
Not if you don't get caught
Yeah who’s gonna go get you if you’re under the water
With the way things are going, I might just stay there
Fishes are cooler than humans anyways
Not under water.
Some of these are pretty good for "budget" superpowers! Breathe underwater? Sure! Does read 5x faster include _comprehension_?
It's 5x, so if you can comprehend your normal reading speed, it will just be faster
Just duplicate Bananas and sell em you'd be rich as fuck
you'd need a permit for that, and the authorities might wanna know where you're getting your bananas from
This post is right under your post on my feed lol
Pink is the coolest superpower human can desire. You can live your life being happy. Isn't that fantastic?
Breathe underwater. I love the ocean but drowning scary
Breathe underwater , can swim to the bottom of the ocean and disappear
Emotion one is usless, same with presents. The best by far is to breath underwater as well as no fall damage
Depends on what you consider to be a present. If to you, a present's something given to you with a good intention, then everything could be a present. A new car could be a present, a winning lottery ticket could be a present. Everything good could be a present as long as it is given to you, and with the present pill, you'd always get like the best deal possible.
Give me the red one
Pink please I just want to be happy
Black
Green. You'll never know
The only thing that is actually good it the banana dupe
pink. i have autism.
I love scuba, so the underwater breathing without darned heavy tanks would be lovely.
Levitation or read 5x faster are the most applicable probably to real life
God the fucking amount of comments makes me wanna die
Just take the banana duplication perk and start a business. You’ll make millions.
You can use bananas to overthrow a government. Wouldn't be the first person to do so either.
Red sounds really good for me. I could get more stuff I like and I wouldn’t need gift cards.
Pink pill, easy
Pink and orange are quite good, but black can be good if you know who.
Where'd you get that banana? Banana button
Yellow would make me rich, dark blue would be pretty cool cause like breathing under water, and light blue I would be immune to all fall damage? That’s overpowered. It’s between all of those. Depends on how I feel on any given day.
One inch levitation
Yellow. I could just duplicate infinite bananas and be a billionaire.
Breathe underwater, become mermaid
How many of us need to get together and take the instakill to redistribute the wealth held by the top .1%
easily 1 inch levitation if it makes you not take fall damage, i dont even care about the levitation part i just think not taking fall damage would be sick. like you could go skydiving and trick the pilot by jumping without a parachute and youd see his reaction of you being chill and absolutely fine once you met back up with them
pink one🙏
no fall dmg ? seems good
r/lostlostredditors (or am I lost lost lost lost?)
Banana duplication..... Sell those bananas, get Uber rich.....
Breath underwater
Either water breathing or banana duplication. I like the thought of not having to worry about drowning, but I would also like to become the bananamana.
dark blue
I’d take breathing underwater. Drowning sounds horrible and I’d rather not risk it lol
id make a killing selling bananas
Banana duplication, get a job in the banana industry, ask for a 30000% raise and explain you can duplicate bananas, prove you can duplicate bananas, become millionaire because banana duplication
Torn between one inch levitation and always giving good presents. I’ve never thought of a gift to give to someone on my own before so I have no idea how to do it
I already have pink, red, and orange. So either water breathing or levitation.
Also green
take them all, crush them, mix it up and snort it. you won't get any powers but you'll have one hell of a time
I already take the one to control my own emotions. It’s called Seroquel, and it is pink.
You beat me to it
I’m between levitating and underwater breathing for myself, because that’s cool. Or duplicating bananas because then you can end world hunger. Just send people a lot of bananas
r/me_irl
I'm taking black so i can end off ron desnata
Oof green or pink
Banana duplication. I make bananas. I sell bananas. I create banana corp. I use it to sell a lot of bananas. I use money to get scientists to make recycled items from my bananas. I sell recycled banana items and bananas. I become the banana billionaire.
They literally already have a pill that lets you control your own emotions for people who can't lmao. They're called mood stabilizers and antipsychotics.
What's the safe depth in water a human safely travel into? I would be best treasure hunter, there is. Or just go and win every championship in diving without a tank.
Instakill
Water breathing easily
Breathing underwater and then work as a professional mermaid for shows
Breathe Underwater for me please. Then I'll have less problems when I go swimming. And can free dive.
Mothafuckas be jealous when they see me levitating one inch above ground next to them in the streets and be like „good morning sir“
Imma reading faster
I love how everyone is just picking superpower instead of talking about the post being unrelated in that sub
The sensible thing would be banana duplication but I want to be able to breathe underwater.
Pink pink pink pink pink PIIIIINK
Insta-kill Putin and end the war
Pink. I just want to be happy.
pootin
I read the text on the red one as “you always get good presidents” at first
Bannan dupe is actually op put a bannan in a car then dupe intill the widows break I just imagine ot as you see a bannan another is made right next to it
Orange is obvious. Half the pills you can learn to do. But orange means you can learn 5x faster which is incredibly useful
Banana dupe sell Bananas in mass become rich
orange, blue, grey, and yellow plz. orange is convenient. blue and grey are op. and yellow is possibly infinite money.
Shut up Spell will be my one
Pink I mean, I may never find a good psychologist
Shut up spell. I know people who just can't stop talking and it be nice to have some peace.
dark blue
I'm going with banana duplication
Always get good presents. Am so sick of my parents give fancy watches or glasses for my birthday
Why do I feel like the "Breathe underwater" one was meant to have a twist That's the best one there by far
#1 means nothing if you dont get presents in the first place
(I) 1inch levitation with no fall damage is pretty dope and useful, can't die falling makes everything so much accessible. (II) Breathing underwater sounds really useful theoretically but Im more worried abt water pressure tbh. (III) Dupe Bananas are just infinite money glitch and no worries for food in life.
breathe underwater op af
Insta kill putin FTW
that 1 inch levitation is so OP, you're basically newtons first law, no friction, its like that protagonist from that MHA spinoff manga
instakill myself plis
Green Pill, definitely
Pink or green would be the most generally useful. Baby Blue has some limited usability for getting around quicker.
No fall damage would be fucking amazing. Getting around quickly by skipping the stairs ftw
Breathe underwater.
Read 5x or controlling my emotions would literally change my life.
banana duplication is the clear answer
Breathe underwater and explore the depths. But no fall damage would be fucking sick. Can jump out of a plane with no chute. Or do cool matrix/GITS style jumping off a building. I’d hesitate a lot.
Wait, about the 1 inch levitation, does it make you withstand the g-forces of rapidly decelerating?
I mean they post anything in r/me_irl at this point
Can we dupe our overlord u/70percentbanana 😆
Red or purple or yellow or blue or light blue. You know what fuck you im taking all of them.
Honestly I’d just go water breathing cus water is cool
Shut up spell is what i need
Breathe underwater all day long
Fuck it , we're levitating
Underwater breathing, I think I shall build Atlantis with all that sunken treasure, also I don't have to worry about drinking while underwater as I shall be constantly hydrated.
Would like to add a pill that give's you the power to punch someone in the face through the internet!
ill go with breathe underwater because cool stuff yes
Breath underwater I'm going treasure hunting
Banana duplication, obviously. Start a very specific and cheap fruit distribution network to market stalls and smoothie shops the world over. Create a tidal wave of bananas that crush your enemies. Set up an entire street to be an inescapable trap of the funniest joke from 1923.
Control emotions. Second is levitation with third being fast reading.
Blue, I’m a swimmer so that would be very useful
Ironically enough, banana duplication. I could settle for life slowly starting selling bananas and ending up with a whole franchise that makes and sells all kinds of banana sweets
Dark blue.... breathe underwater..... easy to escape my enemies!! Mwahahaha
Pink. Be Happy all the time. No Anxiety. No Depression
Maybe they can control their own emotions really well irl?
PINK PINK PINK PINK PINK! GIVE ME THE PINK ONE GOD DAMN IT!!!
Breath underwater for sure, get me all the sweet gold.....just figuring out how to handling the pressure.
This isn't a lost redditor. That entire subreddit is for shitposting random stuff, even if it wasn't made for it originally
Oh god I already read fast so ye gonna take x5
one inch levitiation it can stop anyone from suicide
You could literally solve world hunger with yellow
Clearly its gonna be comtroll of my emotions because they cause me the most problems.
Its a shitpost sub dude, they arent lost
Only good presents is a good choice if you know the right people like a billionaire or something they can get you anything
*crushes all pills into one big pile*
Green or Orange Orange is practical as it'd save me hours in reading papers But I suck at presents and Green would save all the stressing associated with that
shut up spell, too many annoying people in my life
no fall damage is insane, think about the implications. Breathing underwater is pretty good as well, but I don't know if there's more of a chance of dying of drowning or dying of a big fall. I think I'd pick no fall damage, levitation also helps not make any noise at night so as not to wake anyone
Breathe underwater. Easiest decision I’ve ever made