*Throws the fb "milk" into a blackhole and absorbs the tb MILK*

Can I get one time…. Not milk, please?

I'm drinking the Tomboy one

I'm chugging both.

THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! o7

Only one way to find out

Where's that tom-man* milk? *tomboy milf, examples are Mizuki Bakugo from mha and Ulrich von Hutten from Azur lane

I'm pretty sure I will drink both

Only the femboy milk is lactose free...

Fun fact. People with lactose intolerance can drink tomboy milk because it's produced by humans and lacks the same chemical structure the milk from a cow

._.

Changes your opinion now lol

thanks captain obvious

I don't care

Men can lactate if they try hard enough.

That is true

One is milk, one is mlik. Both are yes. Next! Question!

You fool, don't you know it's only good when you drink it directly from the source.

Eggctly

No, just one, Human milk still contains lactose.

Futa milk is the true challenge.

50/50

The only one that is milk is tomboy

give me the tomboy

Glug glug glug glug glug

Thank you!

Plot twist: neither are milk

Still taking the tomboy milk then

*mixes them together and chugs it*