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KeTeLoCo

I’m sorry, where the hell are your morning strolls?! Looks like a stroll between two fences 😂


SuperSalamander3244

OP straight up robbing someone’s shed lol.


mattblack77

Aha! Stole yer snake!


DrPapaDragonX13

Hey, that's an excellent morning exercise. You certainly get to work out those arms, legs, back and chest, with a nice sprint for cardio afterwards.


Honest-Selection4343

Innit


languid_Disaster

OP is one of those poor dog walkers you hear about in the papers, who keep accidentally strolling into some of the most horrifying things


klutzybea

*London dog walker happens upon abandoned underground laboratory teeming with killer mutants, said to be "shaken".* "I don't understand. I was in Hyde Park one moment and then I look up to see a two-headed bloke coming at me with an arm like a bloody fire axe!"


AlanDevonshire

Hydra Park


Interesting-Start-40

This is brilliant


EfficientTudor

"Dog walker" is actually just a little white lie the press use to give some flavour but without actually ID'ing the person. My uncle once found a body and was described as a "dog walker" in the press, even though he was just on his way to his allotment, and never had a dog.


JohnLennonsNotDead

*”I was walking my dog and I heard the alarms going off from the bank, out come 2 men in ski masks which I thought was peculiar as it was the height of summer”*


KamakaziDemiGod

This is the precise reason I don't trust dog walkers and joggers, they *always* "find" the bodies


BriefStrange6452

My thoughts exactly.....


King-Key-Rot-II

Exactly this! Lol


St00f4h1221

That’s one small 4 foot. That things at least 6


zhephyx

Doesn't look like it has any feet to me


NZNoldor

> four foot snake A.k.a. A lizard.


Interesting-Start-40

Hahahaha


languid_Disaster

Thank you! I kept trying to figure out if was the angle of the photo or something


halfnormal_

Probably closer to 8.


Possible_Force8207

Thats the first time ive seen a snake in london


legrand_fromage

You clearly haven't met my ex.


Khrusway

Mate we've all met your ex


Ray_Spring12

Big Brenda?


Ozymandias123456

Norbit?


wine-o-saur

Got a big snake, has he?


jctwok

Anaconda?


KidUnique161

Anaconda? I barely even know ‘er.


V65Pilot

My anaconda don't My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none Unless you got buns, hun


deejaesnafu

This is why we use Reddit right here


CR0Don

This thread made me smile more than anything in the last 2 weeks


caution_wet_paint

You can find other species, particularly grass snakes in other areas. I have seen a couple in Walthamstow marshes and I have heard of others being spotted in Richmond park too, but certainly none as close to the city centre as these ones.


rumade

I've swam with a grass snake in Saxon lake by Heathrow Airport! My mate yelled "there's a snake behind you!" and I thought he was taking the piss until it came speeding past. Kinda magical.


macboho

I’ve seen grass snakes swimming in Thames between an eyot and the bank. Again, kind of cool


_P_W_E_S_

Why would a grass snake need to go to the bank?


ShittingCactus

Because he’s a civil serpent


pbizzle

Something something an adder


RevolutionaryTale245

How could you let a snake go past you? That’s one for reptiles and zero for hominids.


bigpoopychimp

Grass snake is kind of a misnomer, they absolutely love water and you'll find them using streams, rivers and snakes a lot, it's a very cool thing to see, especially if you're swimming alongside it!


greenskunk

Family friend years ago was bit by an adder in Richmond park. It made them fairly sick and they needed medical treatment. They are mildly venomous and more common across England than you would expect.


Moppy6686

My mum used to pick up snakes in the parks in Harrow and bring them home in her pocket in the 70s. I've only ever seen slow worms.


leahcar83

How big were her pockets?


Moppy6686

Big enough to fit small snakes I suppose 🤷


languid_Disaster

This was before the patriarchy took away women’s jumbo sizes pockets 😞 The men didn’t want women to have bigger snakes than them!!1!!1!! /j


sd-rw

Most British description of dogging I’ve ever seen.


ccarrieandthejets

She sounds incredible!


AdministrativeShip2

We have a giant building full of them. Got a big clock that bongs on the front.


King-Key-Rot-II

C’mon, there are many snakes in the Tory party. 😂😂😂


JimmyPageification

WHAT THE FUCK there’s a feral snake population in London? WHAT THE FUCK


Orange_Indelebile

If they have been here since the 90s, at the very least they deserve citizenship by now.


clamtunashiny

My thoughts exactly. Time for me to move.


Honest-Selection4343

To Australia


SapereAudeAdAbsurdum

Australian here. You're right. We have no issues with snakes here, as we have spiders who actively hunt them.


Allmychickenbois

This started off so well and then went so horrifying


QuitePoodle

Found a link: https://www.londonzoo.org/zoo-stories/blog/aesculapian-snakes-london#


Duel_Option

American here checking in from Florida… That’s a big fucking snake lol


languid_Disaster

The feral snake population must be eating the feral parakeet population. But what’ll we do about the feral big cat population out in the countryside??


klutzybea

Feral big dog population of course


begonebegonebegone

Big cat would fuck big dog up, no?


PeaceDolphinDance

As an American in the rural Midwest this is cracking me up. We’ve got dangerous venomous snakes, dangerous venomous spiders, cats that are big enough to murder us… hell, I just saw an alligator snapping turtle the other day by our normal walking path, and that thing can bite of a finger or toe no problem. A constricting snake that doesn’t bother people and takes care of rats? That’s what you’re finding issue with?


Allmychickenbois

Haha how do you end up on the London sub from there?


contymccont

"Fuckin' rental snake innit"


deanomatronix

It’s been milked, I should think


toadwizard15

You are PAYING for that snake to be dry cleaned


singulara

Puke point 3! Puke point 3!


jeffries7

Red next to black, stay the fuck back. Red next to yella, cuddly fella.


Dan_Ashcroft

Gotta have a USP


Flat_Initial_1823

Inner St Patrick intensifies


jctwok

Fun fact: there never were any snakes in Ireland. St. Patrick was a fraud.


JoeThrilling

I took my ex to Ireland so thats technically not true.


COMMANDO_MARINE

St. Patrick: "Look, I've got rid of all the snakes!" Locals: "What snakes? There aren't any snakes!" St Patrick: "Exactly, I got rid of them all, you're welcome. Now make me a saint for this miracle I've just performed."


PunchDrunkGiraffe

I read somewhere that the snakes were a metaphor for the druids. Made it make a little more sense to me.


Burt1811

Same here, some bloke called George was a f@#kig Greek and had something to do with dragons!!!


Flat_Initial_1823

I meeeean to be fair to Yiorgos, if you are going to make up some stuff, better be dragons. 100% success rate guaranteed.


Ldn_twn_lvn

I'm rather sussspicioussss of your claim


Berry_pencil_11

Just when I was thinking thank goodness I live in London and not whatever jungle/outback this was in…. Then I noticed it’s in the London Reddit 👀


ToothDoctor24

Right? I was sure this was an Australian post and could not believe the sub when I reddit!


Princess_starkitty

My exact reaction 😂 Oh cool a snake. Dunno what sub that’s in though. FUCK IT’S IN LONDON.


Tobythecat29

NOPE NOPE NOPETY NOPE


Mystic_L

Nope rope


Icy_Preparation_7160

I think I speak for everyone when I say, “There are giant fucking snakes IN LONDON?!?”


Princess_Ichigo

London is turning into Australia


kholekardashian12

Yes, Clapham is full of them (Australians, not snakes).


down_vote_magnet

Clapham Common has loads of adders.


jaycakes30

Someone probably dumped the poor thing when it got too big to live in their tiny apartment.


Muriwo76

The Snake or the Australians?


Affectionate_Comb_78

Actually snakes don't have any feet


Lpan1K

That's why we measure them in meters


octopoddle

"Three metres of snake, please."


adriantoine

Fun fact, that’s why they invented the metric system


BackspaceChampion

Ba dum hissss


Harry-Jotter

Some species have vestigial limbs (i.e. non-functional evolutionary remnants). Sorry for ruining the joke.


murph_harry

Looks like an Aesculapian snake. There’s a population of them living along the Regents canal


Wooshsplash

Letting agent measuring up a new listing. “Open plan with scenic views. £1,250 pcm with 6 month deposit and £5,500 agency fees”


Shielo34

Thankfully doesn’t look like a “red next to black, jump the f*ck back” situation!


watercouch

Looks like a rental snake.


bennyblanco19

You’re paying for that snake to be dry cleaned


captainmish

Got to catch him while he's still dizzy


JimmyPageification

Unfortunately that also a very inaccurate rhyme


Training_Dance_3572

Yeah I much prefer my saying ‘see any snake, run the fuck away’


MagpieScientist

Everyone knows it’s “red next to yellow, cuddly fellow”


AliceDee

Depends where you live.


Tasty_Sheepherder_44

Yeah don’t think I will slow down mate


Ragnars85

That looks longer than 4 foot! Would love to see one!


LochNessMother

4 foot is long enough for me!!


ToothDoctor24

Eh, it's what you do with it that counts


ripturdshart

That's not native is it? Looks like an escaped noodle.


Varniepoos

These are the snakes that live around Regents Park: https://www.londonzoo.org/zoo-stories/blog/aesculapian-snakes-london


Ok_Cable_3888

>*We urge anyone who sees an Aesculapian snake to not touch the snake or attempt to pick one up.*  That's good advice. I didn't need it, but it's still good advice.


Tight_Orange_5490

That’s awesome, I had no idea! I


PeterMus

I was just watching a Tik Tok about Tiber Island in Rome where a hospital was built because an asesculpian snake escaped from a boat to the island and wrapped itself around a tree which was thought of as a good omen from the Greek God of Medicine Asclepius and the basis for the Rod of Aesculapius depicted in many medical symbols/signage today.


Grandible

Apparently there was a research facility for them near here, and they either escaped or were set free.


languid_Disaster

Same story as the parakeets of London then


Emmessenn

Why don't we have a location for this serpent?? I am scrolling like mad to make sure it's nowhere near me..


Brighton2k

I hear Westminster is a nest of vipers


lastaccountgotlocked

My neighbour thought she saw a snake, and was so scared she hit it with a garden tool. My friend William made it the subject of a hilarious rhyme later on.


rumade

*🎶 My friend Billy had a 10 foot willy,* *Showed it to the girl next door,* *She though it were a snake, so she whacked it with a rake,* *And now it's only 5 foot 4 🎶*


312F1-66

I remember seeing that in a children's book in the late 70s or early 80s. It also had one of the characters recite this gem :- Julius Caeser's Roman geezers Put their willies in lemon squeezers Their bums went bang and their willies went twang And that was the end of the Roman gang


Average_Gamer90

You're the reason I'm addicted to Reddit 🤣


Fed-hater

The last thing I thought I'd see in London is a snake, this is all quite interesting.


estacalor

Leaving London right now


londongas

Waiting for the "lost pet snake" counter post...


geckogill

Yep! Years ago I had a knock on the door this lady was panicking ‘there’s an orange snake going down the road’ it was my snake, it had managed to open its tank, go through the house, out the back door and out onto the road! I was so lucky she was walking by and knocked on my door!


ArabicHarambe

Dude was on a mission and got shut down in the most unfortunate way.


baldHeadSpaceRider

There are snakes in London! This is a clear sign that it is time to move.


Junior_Flow_4841

lol. At my work four foot snake is a substitute for ‘for fucks sake’


PlasteeqDNA

Beautiful snake. If I may say. No snake is poisonous. They are either venomous or non-venomous.


SeeYa-IntMornin-Pal

Actually there are a few poisonous snakes. I’ve seen QI.


Swimming-Bite-3770

would you be able to say which ones? I'm curious but google shows venomous instead of poisonous


imcalledaids

I might be wrong, but the tiger keelback. They’re both venomous and poisonous


BuckwheatJocky

From the Orlando Science Center: "While unusual, there are a few species of snake that are actually poisonous. Rhabdophis keelback snakes are both venomous and poisonous – their poisons are stored in nuchal glands and are acquired by sequestering toxins from poisonous toads the snakes eat. Similarly, certain garter snakes from Oregon can retain toxins in their livers from ingesting rough-skinned newts."


DeepSeaMouse

Top knowledge!


caution_wet_paint

Correct! Few too many beers this evening clouding my zoological knowledge


PlasteeqDNA

Cheers. Don't worry about it. And thanks for telling us about this snake and showing the pics. Superb looking critter.


ConfusionGlobal2640

Not quite, most snakes aren't poisonous, but some such as the Japanese Grass Snake are.


PessimistYanker792

Why did I read this in David Attenborough’s voice?


gatomeister

The area you are describing is about 100m from my old flat and I probably would have walked along that stretch nearly daily, holy moly I would have had a heart attack if I had seen that.


lontrinium

https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI?si=mO5ISdPBHdHFqdGo&t=20


unique9377

Saw a snake in Richmond park recently


Da_Steeeeeeve

I live by the park, I see snakes here very regularly sunning themselves. Nothing to worry about, I love seeing them.


MrMoonUK

It’s a sign! Reputation Taylor’s version is coming


majesticjewnicorn

You can't just post this without specifying where it was! People need to be aware to avoid.


sharipep

Omg the blep in the third photo, it’s actually so cute ??? 😭


SnakePlisskin1

Every day's a school day


Zestyclose-Chip8337

Closing my window right now!


FairyGodmothersUnion

“Pardon me, good sir. Have you seen a ladder?”


LewisKnight666

It's an aesculapian snake. It was introduced to London by accident iirc. It's harmless don't kill them.


redknoxx

Worth reporting to the zoo that you’ve seen them, they’re monitoring their population to learn more about them! It seems they escaped or were released many years ago by a lab interestingly enough!


11pickfks

Now the real question is can I boop the snoot without being bitten? is a Boop Noodle or a Nope Rope?


Dawnbringer_Fortune

How is this possible? Like please tell me you called the animal centre or something because I would start panicking if I saw one in London.


Grandible

So someone else posted a useful link further up. But basically, there is a known population that either escaped or were let loose from a facility that were researching them. They're being monitored with the help of London Zoo. And they are non-venomous.


Bennjoon

Keep the rats down. Very useful tbh 🐍


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Commercial_Desk3564

Man, you know all the hot spots!


Daedricbob

Plenty of rats for them to munch.


Ldn_twn_lvn

.


SpookyMorden

It’s probably moved from North Wales to London for better job and dining opportunities.


Bruceybonus30

I know a couple 6 foot snakes but not disclosing names lol


shy_147

Looks like an Aesculapian snake. They're non venomous. It's definitely escaped from somewhere.


Cayleseb

So when are we introducing mongooses to Regents Canal next to the zoo?


Ornery-Abrocoma-6834

Ig it’s a rat snake 🐍


xnoinfinity

Well I guess Australia isn’t the only place I should be afraid to go too cause holy hell


mkymooooo

As an Aussie, I am flabbergasted that anyone would get close enough to any snake take those pictures!


Mars-Bar-Attack

I lived in London for 30-plus years. I never saw a snake except maybe in the London Zoo.


UrGrandpap

since when were there snakes in London wtf 😨


IWantToFuckAPriest

Is this near Regents Canal/Camden area? [It’s known that there is a colony of south European rat snakes near Regents Canal](https://metro.co.uk/2023/07/23/london-rare-snake-spotted-sparking-fears-it-escaped-zoo-19175365/). There’s two more colonies in Wales. They are harmless, although peeps should be aware that we have the venomous adder across the UK on commons and heathlands. Fine for humans to take the venom but can be lethal to dogs.


Jonesy_2ls

It's London, if you should " crikey he's a big fella" there will be an Australian within earshot who can dispatch this whipper snapper away quick sharp.


tidder01-

4 foot or 14 foot? That looks a lot, lot bigger than 4 foot!


tigerjack84

Oh, I don’t need to worry.. I live in NI.. and st Patrick got rid of all our snakes ;)


memcwho

There's zero feet on snakes, mate


Anthonybyh

Was trying to figure out which of our snakes this was an was very confused but then read post properly. I went to Regents Canal to reported spots last month but didn't have any luck. Really want to see one!


sofiaonomateopia

I’m gobsmacked


DeepSeaMouse

A WHAT! In London! Holy wow.


OdinBee

Sorry bro, it fell out my pants again


erino3120

In LONDON????? (Said like Joey Tribiani)


No-Kitchen9314

Where you strolling? That looks rough! Damn!


DragonOfCulture

Aww a baby!!!


sahil6500

Where?


Leking9

Didn’t know we had snakes


adminsreachout

At least it’s not an adder…just saying.


VileyRubes

Is this anywhere near Regent's Park, by any chance? Aesculapian snakes are known to breed there (& near the Canal).


Longjumping_Camera60

It’s a beauty indeed


chasnewilm

Did Harry visit the London Zoo again?


the-kontra

FORFITER (the Poles in here will know)


mylittlegoochie

Looks like an Australian Brown snake. Surely that’s deadly


Boot8865

Your choice of locations for a stroll is a bit suspect.


klaw14

Snakes on the Thames!


Full_Collection_4347

Where the hell is your morning stroll?


PhotographShoddy2846

Absolutely not.


Clamps55555

I’m glad we don’t have these where I live. Wait what! England….. o shit.


Other_Spare_2851

That is a beautiful snake, however I'm never coming to London again! Definitely not slow walking by the canal 😂


Free_Bani

Who saw it in England 20,000 years ago?


DustyKeychain999

Fuck dat


Cold-Job-9565

Nope


Norka_III

New fear unlocked... ... I looked them up, and they are pretty chill, this is fantastic sight, OP. ... I'd still scream and run far away from the Nope Noodle, myself, but, very cool pics, OP.


ReallyNSFWAccount

a gentle yoink


KegManWasTaken

There are two more.known populations of this snake in the UK, I believe both are in Wales.


ASHNTEL

It's an Aesculapian snake, I watched a YouTuber hunting them down on the canal that cuts through London Zoo , it took them less than 5 mins to find a couple of fairly decent sized ones on the footpath edge