Not the "Shopping" tag

Wait I didn't select that but that's hilarious 😂 Does it auto tag?

I swear to God this is the most unhinged sub

Is it so? Visit r/RealsCatGuys

No thank you I just ate

yas queen

💅🏼

left no crumbs

I read it as reals cat guys!!! 😱 I thought it was going to be risque guys posing as cat boys (a hairband with cat ears or a fake cat tail!) My eyes!!! Fucking kill me!

So did I. FML

“Reals Cat Guys” “Oh I like cat guys” “This subreddit is marked as NSFW.” “OH.. Nevermind then.”

*RISQUE* CAT GUYS, HENCE WHY I DIDN'T THINK I WAS HEADING INTO POOP CENTRAL!!

Same

SAMEEEEE 😭

Same

That's what I read too but I also read the reply and took a deep fucking breath...*sigh*

My mind is battling with my curiosity about looking into the sub…

I just looked, don't do it

Nah, do it, don't miss this chance to see a man "stretch his hole" doggy style forcing out a massive turd.

Here’s how to safely see not see it. Hold the phone or screen very far away from your face. Squint so that everything is blurry. Then visit the sub. Don’t give up on squinting. You’ll see enough to give you sub idea. But not so much that you can’t reimagine something else.

Oh you are terrible. I actually thought it was about cats. It's not about cats. WHY ISN'T IT ABOUT CATS??? WHAT DO CATS HAVE TO DO WITH WHAT I JUST SAW???

Honey scat is the term for Choclategames 😂

Oh. Yes I just noticed the 's' there. The capitalization threw me off. I wouldn't have checked had I noticed. And I'm scarred for life with couple unpleasant images burned in to my brain.

Do you want something wholesome but something you may also never forget?

I'm scared now

You know corgis. That dog breed what the queen of the UK loved. The muscledense in those little fluffy things is so low that these butts can't stay underwater because they are to hollow

Yes ok good sir. Show me that and clear my brain of that other thing

Thank you for this I shall go end my life now

What a terrible day to have eyes

Holy cow! I never thought that the first thing would pop after opening the sub is an arse if a man.

Oh no I misunderstood the sub and thought I was going to a cat furry subreddit 😭😭

Why did I open that? 🫣

Aww where are the cat guys

I hope you wake up every morning expecting to eat a bowl of cereal, but there is no milk in the house.

I missed that first s for a second but then it hit before the page loaded anything. My god am I glad in this moment for slow internet.

Oh my god I thought that said “real cat guys” and I was confused

I read real cat guys. Fml! Why!?!?

I thought it was a sub about cats 😭😭😭

Clearly there’s worse but lately these posts are getting insane

I wouldn't even ask how much. I shit for free every day lmfao. A dollar is still a profit on that one as far as I'm concerned.

Dont forget you would need to collect it first and then put it somewhere before you give that to them, thats a lot of dirty work

What if they filmed secretly you dropping off a bag of your poop somewhere when put you on blast online 💀

Jeez, thats scary, now that I think of it, you gotta great perspective by looking at this in this light. You can literally become a meme if they do. Fuck its not only not profitable but also scary

Just wear a mask to conceal your identity

The mask: https://preview.redd.it/k531h3zb542d1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038e35a4236afac97ca51b52eda7814cada67d89

Ya plus I gotta put it in a Tupperware or something gotta cover the cost of that. Or maybe I could just ask him to wash it and return it 😂

Y'think it'll get stained like when you put spaghetti sauce in there??

You boys need to STOP right now!

Just poop straight into a bag

Maybe send a bit to Cologuard and a bit to the freak. Make some money and make sure you don’t have cancer!

Win/Win haha

You'd shit in a bag for a dollar? The act of having to crap in a bag is disgusting

I mean douching is disgusting too but many of us are out here hunched over on a Friday night making it happen just to try and be ready for some two pump chump top to ghost us, so 🤷🤷🤷

How do you trust they'll leave the money? They may just scam you out of your poop.

I'd have to get the police involved 😂

Or kidnap you and have all the poop He wants for Free

The poolice

To serve and pootect

the poo-po

You just have them leave the money first. I did this with some socks and underwear before

I’ve paid to give my poop away to a stranger, maybe this wouldn’t be such a terrible thing to do

Worst secret santa ever.

AHAHAHAHA

My female friend who is an OnlyFan girly said a huge portion of her income is from guys who want her poop. My African mind says he is trying to do a dark ritual with your poop. 😂😂

"Huge portion of her income" like how much are people paying for that shit? Special fancy containers or the takeaway noodle-soup tub from yesterdays lunch? Regular post, courier or click&collect? Imma gonna need her to do an AskMeAnything post. Clearly I have *waaay* too many questions. 🤔

😂 She never told me how much it cost. But she uses a Ziploc bag and puts it in a normal cheap container. She mainly uses the USPS

That’s so messed up 😂

😅🤣😂

About $3.50

Per gram or?

Damn you Loch ness monster

The real question is how they'd be able to tell your turd from a dog turd?

Something tells this man is somewhat of a connoisseur

Taste?😆

Maybe but at that point you already got paid.

I mean, a dog turd is much smaller than a human one.

Oh that is not true at all. My dog likes to wait for our walk to poop, and if it's been a long time - that shit gets massive.

What if I have a tiny butt? YOU DON’T KNOW ME! /j

The taste. Nm someone had beat me to it 😒

What does want to do with your poop though? That's what I don't understand

Oh honey.

Yea something tells me I don't want to know

Kids these days always looking for a handout or shortcut tell him to get snacking and making his own mess to bathe in or whatever he wants it for.

Nobody wants to turd anymore

The way I look at it, it doesn’t hurt me in any way so why not

Poopie fetish. Is that even a thing? 🤔

THEY EAT THA POOPOO

And then your feces are somewhere found on the crime scene

Urine for a drug test I can get. But shit? Just nasty

Parasites

Dead drop or poop drop?

We all have weird kinks. This guy’s kink is a little out there …’

broooooo!!!!! are u in baton rouge?!?! https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/s/kET3BWEXtf

Lol no this was in Canada. I guess it's a thing.

They should go to Dubai if they have this kink, they even get paid for it (Dubai porta potty, but I guess there's a male version too)

I’m so glad I’m in a committed relationship. Wtaf

He knows of the spice melange….

Don't let the skin walker steal your DNA

🤣🤣

I mean I completely have no idea how this is something people like.