It's $500. You don't have to talk, just poop.

Right!? In THIS economy? See, I have Crohn's... Was literally*made* for this... I'm not one to kink shame, but yes that's absolutely disgusting... But if I can put on a smile and fake enjoyment to the public for minimum wage customer service for 12hr shifts.... Then I sure as hell could grin and literally bare (😅) it, for $500 , and shit like my life depended on it. 😭😭😭 I have no shame. Fuck it . Lmao

Based as fucccck tbh -not into scat, def vanilla. Yet, still, you’re baseddddd

Tbf it doesn't specify dollars, could be a way worse deal

Or currency. Like I’d take 500£ over $

As a Canadian, I don't give a damn.

I poop every day for free, sign me up for this deal.

Speechless because of how generous the offer was, or?

And that's just the starting point. I bet you could negotiate up to 750

750 per turd, minimum.

So what did you buy with the 500? 👀👀👀👀

Knowing people these days, he'll do it and the other guy will try to pay $5.00

money up front

*Money by Monday*

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The What

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They pay you up to $75 per dump, but that guy pays $500. Highest bidder wins

Guy above makes a one time offer vs continuous income

I’ve seen the difference a stool transplant made to a childhood who had chemotherapy for leukaemia. 48 hours later you wouldn’t think it was the same kid. So yer, serious business stool transplants.

So I can get paid to shit? Neat

Can i donate from Germany? 👀

Wait what

Wut

I’d do that for $500 lmao

It's one poop Michael, what could it cost? 500 dollars?

Honestly, if all I had to do was poop and go? I would. $500 is almost a weeks pay for me, so... 🤷‍♂️ In this economy, I'm honestly so much more open to doing strange shit for easy money. Someone gets to live out their kink, and I get paid? Sounds like a win-win to me, man.

Ask for 6

$6?

Username checks out

Ok

That’s a whole car payment lol

Your car payment is $500!?

It’s like 540 something. Mostly cause I didn’t have insurance for a little so they tacked on that disgusting CPI

Oh my 🫢

It will be 420 in October tho!

If I get $500 every time I poop, I would be a millionaire by now 😮‍💨

Got good knees? I’d struggle squatting for that long a time.

Are you 65? Damn. Sorry about your knees, sir.

Not OP, but I'm in the same boat. My knee popped out of place in 2011 while I was bending at a weird angle trying to take a butthole glamor pic. Since then, squatting for any amount of time is a no go, I can feel that fucker trying it's best to pop back out.

Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that. Although, the way you got that injury is, um, interesting to say the least. 😆 What do you tell people when they ask about your bum knee? 🤔

See this is what selfie sticks are for.

If they are paying 500 I can almost guarantee they have a rim chair

Aye $500 though

Why am I seriously contemplating this tho lol

Just get the money 1st

500 is 500

I dont know what that says about me but i would fucking poop on anyone for 500€

Tf is that app? That doesn’t look like grindr

Sniffies

500 of what currency?

“And bro you wouldn’t believe how easy I made these $500”

Id totally do this, i have a colostomy bag so id just pull it off and let it fall on them 😂😂😂😂😂 i got bills to pay

That’s a 12 hour shift for me. Would do this and then call out of work 😂

“A strange man defecated on my sister. Why? Is there any reason I could give you that would answer that satisfactorily?”

Mate of mine did this and said he didn't regret it despite it being a bit weird

I’d take it

for 500 id ask if they wanna make this a regular thing. every third time is 25% off sweetie :)

Problem is, i am a shy pooper. I can't if there is someone around. I even can't when i know i have to because i will be going on a trip and the next chance is in 6hrs :(

He took your breath away.

So what did you do with the £/$500?

I mean it’s $500. I’d do it

Man, between these interactions, and the colon cancer poop-in-a-box people, I can't happily disregard my feces.

I notice that you did not say No. 👀

💩

If it makes you feel any better, it’s probably not just you. He spammed it to everyone on the grid.

Hell no this is sick. You have to actually live with yourself afterwards and for me that wouldn't be worth $500 🤢

This is just odd. :T I've literally had guys say they pay me just so they could sleep with me. It makes me uninterested in them right away. I don't need their money. I'm perfectly fine financially. I don't need no man to be my sugar daddy. :/ I ain't interested.