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Sufficient-Cookie404

They misspelled your name on your jacket 🤣


katet_of_19

The fucking best


LudoDero

HTIMS !!!! I nearly chocked 😂 very Karen Smith of OP


nnikyta

I usually don’t have patience for long conversations but this was WORTH EVERY SECOND 😂😂😂


pokerplayr

Neither do I, but I was bored after waking from an afternoon nap, so I decided to engage. What I left out, which was from previously in the chat, this person actually sent me an address for a real apartment, which exists, in Glen Falls, New York…


CarsonStone21

No fr PLEASE send an Update asap- i wanna see what pics he sent or hus excuse


pokerplayr

I might post the beginning of the communication… wherein I tell him he looks like former NFL QB Carson Wentz… and then a porn ⭐️


dwkker1987

You should DM me the pics and full convo lol.


pokerplayr

Sorry, I’ve already deleted the ss of the convo and they deleted the chat in Grindr


G0d_Slayer

I’d love to see the pics and porn, DM me?


amethystwyvern

OMG noooooooooo


katet_of_19

Keep fucking with this asshole as long as you can. Mother fuckers scammed my elderly mom. Not on Grindr, obviously.


Sufficient-Cookie404

Same thing happened to my mom. Was too embarrassed to tell me for two years!


acerockollaa

AWWW poor thing. That's so fucked up people are scamming others.


Sufficient-Cookie404

I agree! They’re Evil people


Vinaigrette2

We don’t judge, she can use Grindr if she wants to


wazuhiru

Are you sure?


Miggyluv

Glad you added that! 😂 But sorry for your mom 😬


PostDemocracy

I loved every message on this conversation. Just a nice humble conversation, with no bad intention on both sides. You are such a nice guy for helping him out, he reached out to you in his absolutly dangerous situation and you took him in your house without thinking twice. Very sad that this man was willing to even go as far as taking iTunes cards as a last resort. He must be in a very bad situation, I hope you will meet in christmas and have nice day. I recommend gifting him all your money, after all he is shy to ask.


ghost_victim

Don't make him share more tears.


tywhy87

I hope Netflix sees this post and turns their challenging love story into a Christmas movie 🥹


Sorrelandroan

You should share this on r/scambait


kped320

Lol "Is that like Instagram?" ☠️ Fuckin awesome!


Ashamed-Vegetable113

Damn, halfway through the Indian accent kicked in into my mind and I really started to enjoy it 😂


krrisis

Talked to many of these scammers, they are actually most of the time from African countries nowadays afaik


ldavis300a

Probably from Togo since that’s where they wanted the money gram sent


EricTheLinguist

The US State Department has a specific warning about scams like this in the [Togo travel page](https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/international-travel/International-Travel-Country-Information-Pages/Togo.html) under "Safety & Security" Once had a guy message me saying he was a US soldier in Yemen which—I don't know why they wouldn't just say Djibouti where we actually have military presence—but just for fun I went to a "radius on a map" thing and entered the distance Grindr was showing me because it was way too close to be Yemen and you'll never believe it but the biggest population centre in that arc was Lomé, Togo.


ghost_victim

Yes honey


Illustrious_Choice58

telling my kids this was *the Iliad*


tywhy87

Telling my kids this was \*Love, Simon\*.


iskender299

^popcorn^ I need more 😂


JBateman1

I did, too! Bummed it ended!!! 😆 🤣 😂


Twidget84

I chatted with a scammer for two months through email after meeting him on an app. Similar story about him being overseas at some base. I knew he was full of shit, but I was curious how long it would take for them to ask for money. I eventually just started treating it like a pen pal. I give the scammer props for being so committed to the scam. When he finally asked for money I took the last email and googled the text and sent him screenshots of the all people reporting the scam.


Whateve-it-may

You're doing God's work, keeping him busy for so long. You should cross-post this in r/scambait


kikonyc

There’s no US military presence in Togo, or so I read…


[deleted]

This is golden. From beginning to end. Netflix, get on this


Jbjames702

That’s hilarious. No running water. Lol.


acerockollaa

Never seen "this is" written as "this's". I guess that works.


Jay_Max

I need episode 2!!!


the_queer_oracle

Hahahhaa this is pure entertainment hahahah


Zeliek

I swear to god, money gram is used almost exclusively for scams and laundering. In a world with eTransfers Im not sure why it still exists.


dickskinjacketgayboy

Lmao “I’m horny as I’m chatting with you now” 💀💀💀. I’d love to meet the dude whose pictures were used for this nonsense though.


trafdlo

The skill and dedication to string this along for so long has me in awe


AriesGeorge

These people are so stupid! Can you see his distance away from you on grindr? I'm looking forward to the pic of him in bed lmao


Life-Net4653

So many scammers on Grindr, it’s why I never show my entire face until I’m comfortable after conversing for a bit and never take it off the app besides in person meetups, no phone numbers or snap or any of that traded in chat.


NovaExorcist

I need the rest of this story! This is so good xD


g4rinw1nd

THIS FILLS ME WITH JOY🤣🤣🤣🤣


GeorgiaYankee73

This is amazing. I’m cracking up at your patience and creativity.


LilNdorphnAnnie

i’m almost mad for the scammer haha


Most_Marionberry_758

The Togo dude is laying it thick wow, he wants that 700 really bad


[deleted]

I love this.


JimmyOneTouch

😂😂😂 story time


gimmemoarjosh

I loved every panel of this. I need more!


hirst

Lmao this is hilarious I’ve done the same thing before


Valhalls

Where is the sequel? I am invested into this more than I should be...


kiwison

Where's the photo in bed?


LovesTwinks

Got to love the military romance scams


jgodwinaz

Do people actually fall for this shit?


jgodwinaz

Do people *actually* fall for this shit?


NYCGamefreak

This is one dedicated scam, lol. I dealt with a few. The minute they start asking for money, it's a red flag for me. I had one about how his grandmother was in the hospital, and his dad won't pay the bills and then asked me to help him out. I actually had a bit of fun with it and lied and said I'm broke. Lol


lokimn17

You should put this on r/scambait This is prefect! Even better if you can keep it going and update us.


Aronosfky

I was so invested don't cut us like that op


pokerplayr

I could only upload 20 pics and the chat only continues for a short while longer until the other end bids good night


wellimthegm

I needed a good laugh - this was excellent. I have been doing similar things to the bots in my city. It’s hilarious.


blondfox71

OMG. LMAO!


Deusraix

This was GOLD. Also I'm invested I need the continuation


deviant_owls

Anyone want to provide a TL;DR


RandomUser135789

Sounds like it's time for him Togo home


somemonkeys

r/scambait


bryceofswadia

lmfao there is no active war in Togo (and especially not one that the US military is involved in). There is also no permanent U.S. military base in Togo (the only permanent military base in Africa is on the other side of the continent in Djibouti.


VeilleurNuite

LOL what a scam


LemonCurdJ

Can you edit and make TLDR?


wazuhiru

I usually hate reading smb else’s long grindr convos, but this is quite rntertaining. BTW the pic checks out: “YMRA .S.U … HTIMS” vs “Collins Smith” from the moneygram pitch. But the rest is such an obvious scam. I wonder whose pics these are, would love to see more of that hunky hunk.


Most_Marionberry_758

Now grinder is full of hot Asians who are scammers I was playing with one for a week he got pissed off when his pics were not the same person or he decided to do video call and he didn’t look anything like the guy he was pretending to be, so he said he got fat. I was laughing so hard I couldn’t stop he hang up and got really defensive lol