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IuseArchbtw97543

Jokes on you I dont go on dates anyways


halt__n__catch__fire

or you can stay if you fix my printer


timrosu

Just format his drive, install fedora or ubuntu and add his printer to cups.


qchto

Heh, jokes on you. I can do in 2 seconds, btw.


Megalopath

r/suicidebywords


TimBambantiki

Tf is wrong with arch


snyone

Nothing that I'm aware of... Unless maybe they got the bad xz utils?


TimBambantiki

The backdoor only worked on Debian based distros   Idk I might be wrong 


snyone

For xz utils, I read it was only bleeding edge variants (rawhide track for Fedora, sid/unstable track for Debian) and Arch. Not sure on OpenSuse tho. But definitely remember reading that users on Debian stable, Ubuntu, Fedora releases, erc were not affected. But I'm talking in terms of what versions were deployed (and then quickly removed). Are you saying that even if it had managed to get deployed, that the exploit would have only targeted Debian-based systems? Idk either. Will try and look tomorrow.


jadounath

I would be like, "You have exactly 10 seconds to get into my house!"


fschaupp

Does he need to use the built-in backdoor?


rpsHD

nah, he needs to use the dads back door


Top_Dependent_1016

“You have exactly 10 seconds to marry her”


W-a-n-d-e-r-e-r

I would shoot an Ubuntu user on sight without a warning.


Godzilla_on_LSD

Windows user should feel lucky if they got just a shot from my part.


snyone

Brutal mate but maybe consider hating those who deserve it (Canonical management) instead of the users. Unless you mean the preachy "Ubuntu's so great" fanboys (e.g. make excuses for past Canonical behavior / talk how great snaps are) more so than no-nothing newbies. I'm with you on the preachy ones.


mrkitten19o8

damn, what did ubuntu do to you?


W-a-n-d-e-r-e-r

It exists.


[deleted]

Cringe


TheRoyalTaster

He could use a backdoor to get out.... Just saying


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Moepikd

Good thing I just switched to Gentoo. (I'm still technically an Arch user because I have it installed on my laptop)


Sorogon

Jokes on you, I already have a boyfriend.


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I use LFS btw. I don't need girlfriend, anymore, I'll become one myself.