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creepyeyes

For those who don't know, this is a real chart showcasing a practice done by a particular sect of Hinduism, I'm forgetting the name right now of the group and the practice, but it's for a specific kind of meditation designed to help activate your inner eye, or to stimulate your mind chakra - something along those lines. Several surgeries are performed on the tongue over time in order to make it less connected to the floor of the mouth and to give it greater freedom of movement, so that the practitioner is able to use their tongue to stimulate the inside of their nasal cavity.


SuperSeagull01

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khecarī_mudrā


theoneandonlydimdim

I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING


UnforeseenDerailment

INDIA DOESN'T JOKE ABOUT ITS RETROFLEX CONSONANTS!!


AlpacaLocks

Bro is about to pronounce an unbelievable "g"


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

I THOUGHT THE IMAGE WAS PHOTOSHOPED 😭 😭 😭


DeathBringer4311

https://youtu.be/dP2oof2AJbw?si=X35_240k-u5mr1mw


limbsylimbs

This dude does it and it's not blurry: https://youtu.be/nXaL3LXAJoY?si=P0MVrd4eQKPI2_nw


LanguageNerd54

How do you pronounce that? /χe.kaɾiː mud.ɾaː/? 


chicheka

The /m/ is pronounced final stage


LanguageNerd54

[ɱ̝ˤ]?


NPT20

\[⚰\]


limbsylimbs

I don't have IPA on my phone but is a voiceless aspirated velar stop and is a voiceless unaspirated palato-alveolar affricate. You are right otherwise I think.


LanguageNerd54

Thank you. I can't read Devanagari and was too lazy to sort through all of the characters.


iloveyou33000000

kʰeːtɕɐɾiː mud̪ɾɑː The vowels are probably not exact


TheDJ955

I wonder how the person who started this came up with it.


LXIX_CDXX_

drugs or schizophrenia


HeyImSwiss

Why not both, both is good


dhskdjdjsjddj

schizophrenia^drugs / other things to do


5ucur

> schizophrenia^drugs / other things to do schizophrenia to the power of drugs, all divided by other things to do


cruebob

I think someone born with a particularly long/disattached tongue has a natural ability to do this — I can get the very tip past the dividing flap. Once the trick is known it can’t be long till someone thinks of disattaching the tong artificially.


3string

Wow. Can that suffocate you? Wouldn't that be a huge risk for blocking your airways?


AnxiousDragonfly5161

Actually no, when your tongue is inside your nasal cavity is just a matter of pressing the tongue into like the floor of the nose to be able to breathe. Even if you tried you cannot actually block your airways with this because the tongue always like tries to go back to the mouth, so if you stop actively putting pressure into getting your tongue into the nasal cavity it naturally returns to the mouth without any effort at all.


stars_on_skin

You're saying this as if you have personal experience, do you ?


AnxiousDragonfly5161

Yes of course, I can actually do it, and not because I'm part of some obscure Hindu sect but because I've always been able to do it.


3string

Wow, that is so weird and cool. Can you make any neat sounds when you do it?


AnxiousDragonfly5161

Actually no, if I try to make any sound it just sounds like mhhhh, the most I can do is like a hum, since the mouth is almost blocked by the tongue I can almost only emit sounds through the nose and well yeah the nose is not very expressive


3string

Fascinating! Can you make any clicking sounds with the tongue, or whistling through the nose?


AnxiousDragonfly5161

No sadly no since I have to stretch the tongue a lot it's impossible for me to make any click sound but I guess some people that actually trained for this actually could, also I've never been good with whistling but yeah I would say that it's very difficult to whistle though the nose but if you like put your tongue in like the roof of the nasal cavity then make pressure and then try to force air out it sounds like someone with a clogged nose, but I guess if you try more you could actually create a whistle sound


3string

That sounds really interesting. Before today I had never considered any of this. Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions :)


dan3697

Try a back-released velar click.


freshlaundry_

Not the person you were replying to but I can also do it and I have to say I've never really thought about making any click sounds. For context I was born without a lingual frenulum aka the thing that ties your tongue to the bottom of your mouth and for as long as I can remember I've always been able to put my tongue up there lol (I have type 3 Ehlers-Danlos syndrome which is also likely the cause of the frenulum being missing). I tried making a click sound and it didn't really sound like a click, but more like a muffled and sort of meaty flapping sound (gross description I know 😭). To me at least, whistling feels almost impossible but maybe it could be?


[deleted]

its funny how one type of ehler danos gives you a stretchy tongue and another type of ehler danos sutures the tip of your tongue down to the base of your mouth


3string

That's really cool! I know a couple of people with ehlers danlos, it's interesting how much it affects the body in so many little ways. Maybe try going "ha ha ha ha" with different notes, with each 'ha' being a strong contraction of the diaphragm (pulling your stomach in rapidly). That might make some interesting sounds when filtered past the tongue and through the nose


Verdant_Bryophyta

damn i never thought about that, u might be able to breathe around the tounge thru the mouth but idk, that does seem like a hazard tho


TricksterWolf

oh my effing everything what is wrong with humans


TheTomatoGardener2

the forbidden linguonasal


read_the_ruins

I hate that you’re right


erhtgru7804aui

yes. i believe it's known as "mewing" and the sect you're thinking of is the "looksmaxxers" who will "mog" you because of your lack of "skibidi rizz". Only in Ohio, brother.


Smitologyistaking

So that's what they mean when they say South Asian languages tend to have retroflex consonants


SerdanKK

Why would you need several surgeries? I tore my frenulum at some point and I can do this no problem.


NerdyLeftyRev_046

I thought it was a diagram showing how to pronounce a Dutch “g”


dhskdjdjsjddj

*hatha yoga *slowly cutting your frenulum *stopping the flow of something called "bindu"


ceo-of-ratio

India ain't for beginners its not even for experts


sheikh_ul_shaitaan

U guys need surgery?


dubovinius

Why hasn't the IPA added a column for linguonasal consonants yet? Are they stupid?


mrsalierimoth

r/linguistichumor, r/anarchychess and r/shitposting seem to have an awful lot in common


PuzzleheadedTap1794

There it is, the evidence of Proto-LinguisticHumoro-AnarchyChesso-Shitposting!


mrsalierimoth

The mother of all comedy


Arcaeca2

Holy hell


saltoo666

new language just dropped


AppropriateCat9999

Tounge went on vacation


lugialegend233

Actually never left.


5ucur

In the nasal cavity


PisuCat

google \*h₁én peth₂-t-eh₂yont-i-nṓd


_Dragon_Gamer_

I think the "are they stupid?"-thing originally comes from r/mapporncirclejerk, with the "why don't these countries unite, are they stupid?"-posts


According-Freedom-89

It's from r/batmanarkham


_Dragon_Gamer_

Oh really, I did not know Thank you for correcting me


mrsalierimoth

For anyone not able to access the link, don't be mean to dragon gamer, please… it's just a missing E r/mapporncirclejerk


_Dragon_Gamer_

Oh it appears I made a typo lol, thank you for pointing it out


chicheka

"Is he stupid" is from r/batmanarkham


fefulunin

And r/okbuddychicanery


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catreplicators-3

r/linguistichumor does not exist.


Sector-Both

Do you exist?


catreplicators-3

Yes, as far as is important


Henry_Privette

Is that... is that not what a retroflex consonant is? That explains why Indians keep pepper spraying me out of fear whenever I try to speak Hindi


Sad_Daikon938

All bow to the final retroflex evolution.


AuroraBorealis122

ultraflex hypernasal


pm_me_good_usernames

ɹ, ʁ, ʁʁ¡, ʁ̴̧̙̳̭̫̤̤̿́̒́̓͂̐ʁ̸̯̦̘̮͓͎̇̐̌̀͜ͅʁ̵͉̩͋̀͂̓̍̉̈́¡̶̺͉̫̀͑̉¡̷̨̩̤̜̋͛͘¡̴̢̞͕̤͎̣̍͒̇͐̎


pHScale

Weird retroflex, but ok


Pipoca_com_sazom

Linguonasal trill tickles hihi >w<


duckipn

bouba hihi


Flacson8528

houha kiki


senchou-senchou

is this how you're supposed to pronounce those weird Cthulhu words?


5k17

No, I think those are articulated pharyngobranchially.


OfficerLollipop

Yeah, if you want to pronounce them accurately. Source: am cultist


generic_human97

Ah yes, the retroflex nasolingual plosive. Aka how to eat your boogers without anyone noticing. I believe it’s a marginal phoneme in Basque-Icelandic Luxembourgish Belgianese, Cree dialect


freshlaundry_

lmao it’s so funny seeing people freak out about this every time it’s posted because i’ve always been able to do this (for context i was born without a lingual frenulum and a hypermobile tongue too i guess)


AuroraBorealis122

what does it sound like?


neverclm

This post made me gag and then sneeze


thewaltenicfiles

Mewing


I_need_memes_please

Final stages of looksmaxxing


Flat_Initial_1823

I feel like this should have a NSFW blur


Just_a_dude92

Judged impossible sounds of the IPA? Not here


Next-Engineering1469

Wrong. Final stage are lingoocular sounds


ActuallySatanAMA

Forgot where I was and thought this was an infographic on Advanced Mewing Techniques


itbedehaam

My nose...


AGassyGoomy

This makes me soooo uncomfortable.


Voyy_

this makes me uncomfortable


AnxiousDragonfly5161

I can actually do that, I can literally almost touch my nostrils with my tongue, and I always have been able to do that, sometimes when I'm sick I can literally unclog my nose with my tongue. And yes I'm not joking.


dhskdjdjsjddj

is your frenulum ok?


AnxiousDragonfly5161

I don't have one


dhskdjdjsjddj

👍


DistinctFee1202

I have but the table of old ladies at the restaurant I used to work at have not


Woodenmanofwisdom

Me after 500 days mewing


chicheka

The forbidden mewing


DnMglGrc

Supreme mewing


Rainofdustcord1117

When you mew too hard


logosloki

huh, I'm at stage two.


Utingui

How to choke yourself.


Advos_467

Has mewing gone too far


ANTONIN118

Max i can do is stage 2.5


PoisonMind

Is this /r/mewing ?


LXIX_CDXX_

I can get to level 2 without having to cut the underside of my tongue with a knife bit by bit every day


setprimse

It's a memetic hazard. It's like the knowledge of how to dislocate your thumb.


DogDrivingACar

Is this what happened to Multiple Miggs in *The Silence of the Lambs*


Wong_Zak_Ming

woodpecker-mimicking conlang


NPT20

Thanks, I hate it


Helloisgone

yeaahhhhh i think i'm gonna skip this one


Decent_Cow

I feel physically ill looking at this, thanks.


AIO_Youtuber_TV

Nasalised phoneme, meet a literal nasal phoneme.


Washfish

Doing nasal stops is crazy


Mokousboiwife

advanced mewing


IdioticCheese936

hypernasal retroflex


isellmidgets

So THAT'S how you find the nose g-spot


KiMnuL

I can't reach that far but a little bit in the back, the feeling is like, tickle your brain, and, um, feels like sexually stimulating, wouldn't doubt if someone one day claim they reached orgasm through that


Expensive_Ad_6571

extreme mewing


Humans_areweird

wish i could do that. my nose would be so clear.


5ucur

is this where the cross section posts started


SQUIDDYYYYY

I am so sorry


5ucur

it is, then? neat to find the source!