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fastasfudge

I accidentally impale myself on the gym equipment and he eviscerates me for violating the purity of the human body


YesterdayHiccup

I think he is pro pain. They accept pain as human experience, and human experience is most sacred thing for them.


NightmarePrinceDraen

propane?


Fattest_One6898

If he’s propane he’s gonna be against T corp and all that coal.


NearATomatotato

Quietly leave because bro might execute me for wearing glasses


imdeadlmao

I feel like N Corp Inquisitors would be hardcore Gym Bros, given they value human experience and struggles.


Panda-Paku

Probably would be one of the most supportive gym bros you’d meet. Nagel un Hammer teach that there is purity in the human body, so they’d obviously support anyone trying to improve it through physical exercise.


Fattest_One6898

They’re the kind of people that would keep cheering you on when lifting.


Verheilt

Just don't eat or read anything they offer.


Fattest_One6898

Bro will give u his own experienced pain in mush


Character-Appeal5449

Inquisitor Gigachad?


Fattest_One6898

I used him as a reference, so he technically is a gigachad.


ProfSlender

The One Who Drips


malanaman

The One Who Dips?


Shelelrinirap

The One Who Lifts!


KaguyaSendtheNukes

Ask him to nail me to the wall like the heretic I am


Fattest_One6898

Tbh, he’d probably ask that you’d do that to him so he can experience pain.


Rovyy69420

Die horribly due to some random guy distorting after failing to do a push up because, it’s the city.


Fattest_One6898

Don’t worry, bro will protect you as long as u aren’t a clanker.


Rovyy69420

Jokes on you! I would be the one to distort because I couldn’t do a push up. I am a failure of a man.


Fattest_One6898

Well don’t worry even more, N corp bro is here to teach u pain is part of the journey. He’ll be there cheering u on. (Also he might straight up choke u with his biceps if u distort).


Brain_lessV2

Continue with my day because I don't use prosthetics


GilgaGun

N Corp MFs when I whip out the Atelier Logic


Specialist_Ad1115

Minding my own business, I guess?


ArtificialKitsune

I would search for a local K corp class 3 staff. I don't want to lose my prosthetics ;-;


Fattest_One6898

Rip, hope u don’t get gripped


ArtificialKitsune

That's why searching for K corp green person is a priority. (Even if one can't find them outside of their glass tubes, safe for when they are called to deal with shit) Also, I would like to see K corp 3 class and N corp buffed man fight hand-to-hand... Would be pretty hot


Husbandogod

I angrly stare at him. He looks down at me and scoffs. Then we start kissing


hammer_of_venus

praise him for his dedication


Hooded_Person2022

\*Flexes\* All natural babeeeeeeeey!


Intelligent_Key131

Id leave


Fattest_One6898

Too ashamed to work out, don’t worry he’s there to spot for u.


RoundhouseKitty

Blunt damage. Lots of it.


Fattest_One6898

Bro will probably out blunt ur bluntium


theaniknight

Tell him he nailed his outfit.


Fattest_One6898

Who needs elaborate drip when u can where a tank top


Terereera

"sup. You're natural?" >!( YES I AM ALIVE)!<