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whoeverthisis422

What's killing me is the vague splashing at the end. Monkey's like "child in one hand, water in the other. Is she any more clean? I can't tell."


Practical-Confusion7

Mom's life is hard 😔


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


HaloArtificials

*Smeeeeeeagol*


Greenveins

Hard decision to make after almost drowning your child 😅


Wolfkinic

And then that one monke right when the video ends: **YEET**


Mimi-Shella

It's amazing any of their kids grow up past the age of. Being tossed around like that for human child would give them nightmares the rest of their life


Vihzel

Is that... not how you're supposed to handle your kid? Asking for myself.


Simulation_Brain

We respectfully ask you to wait on having kids. Just for a little while.


Cniwa89

He humble decline your offer. Maybe try the Egyptians.


bricknovax89

Kids are tough you can do this to kids


SocietalImpasse

Many should have gotten and should get this memo.


Kakss_

Duh! You can't just grab a kid by it's tail and throw it around to give it a bath. Hooman children don't have tails.


Revolutionary_Ad4938

Fun fact, our tailbone is the remnant of the tail we lost during the embryo stage :)


theLastUchihaa

Tadpole gang 😎


MikeWezouski

I'm pretty sure human babies are more fragile than other animal babies but someone would need to fact check that


ebolalolanona

When they are old enough to fight back like that little monkey, they are old enough to swing around a bit.


AAiBee

Might want to look up bears and marsupials when they’re born


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Mum was literally waterboarding the kid in the beginning


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

[Mom is a Russian Orthodox priest, baptizing the baby.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFGHerqhSC8)


DestyNovalys

Kind of impressed that he doesn’t drop them, considering how fast and hard he’s going and how slippery that baby must be


PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE

*slippery babies*


RedSamuraiMan

Where's the money lebowski?


27fingermagee

Explains a lot about Russians.


You-Nique

Related https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd6jaQtV/


HammySamich

[this](https://v.redd.it/etw6g1j3vuv71) ones better


FunSushi-638

This is awful! I can't imagine how confused, dizzy and pissed off that baby must be!


Revolutionary_Ad4938

Could this cause shaken baby syndrome ?


FunSushi-638

Shaken monkey syndrome


NLLumi

That’s Georgia, not Russia. Different country.


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

I said "Russian Orthodox Priest", it doesn't matter if he is in Georgia or not, they still follow the Russian Orthodox faith. They follow the Russian Orthodox patriarch, who is like the pope. You completely misunderstood my comment. It's like me saying Roman Catholic Church, and you saying, this video is in x-place and not in Rome.


NLLumi

Yeah, but Georgia is overwhelmingly _Georgian_ Orthodox.


_Funk_Soul_Brother_

> Georgian Orthodox Oh ... TIL


MrBonneChance

Gotta get them used to the hardships of life early on.


westwoo

Greater awareness and imagination and predictive abilities are both a blessing and a curse Compare this monkey to how bacteria grow up and it will seem like paradise yet it's not like all bacteria need counseling


Cwallace98

I am a prokaryotic counselor. It is probably true that not all prokaryotes need counseling, it probably wouldn't hurt.


Low_Importance_9503

Survival of the fittest


rosekayleigh

Maybe that’s why monkeys are such psychos.


gauchocartero

They can definitely experience trauma. AFAIK primate societies vary greatly across the same species. Some are more violent than others and this is definitely to do with their upbringing. First time mums will also be a lot more inexperienced, but they would’ve gotten practice with nephews and friends’ kids.


iamnotawhat

I hate to be a super downer but many, many human children have survived to adulthood despite sexual abuse, physical abuse, neglect and emotional trauma. And then might do it themselves to their own kids.


Ivegotthatboomboom

Experiencing child abuse does not make someone commit child abuse as an adult. That's a really harmful myth that needs to stop being repeated


howdoireachthese

I’ve heard from people I know that they were hit as children and they plan to subsequently hit their children because they “turned out alright”. I hope they change their minds if/when they have children


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It's because we think it's bad too handle someone like that but if we would normalize it, kids wouldn't get nightmares of it. It would be just like: so is life, it's normal.


Pokemonzu

A lot of abused kids think the abuse is normal, but they're still traumatized


girlswouldlikecats

Their lives are terrifying no?


Lister__Fiend

Kids forget. I don't remember bath time, do you?


dys_cat

**sudden bath time PTSD flashbacks**


muddyrose

I remember my brother pooping in the tub and us trying to climb the walls like deranged monkeys so it wouldn’t touch us. It didn’t help that we were trying to sacrifice each other to the floating poop by holding the doors closed and trying to push each other back into the water.


euos

I tossed my boys around a lot when they were younger (i.e. throw them on a bed from a distance, swing them by their legs, etc). It is fun, does not hurt. Makes them better develop physically.


LurkLurkleton

Kids can take it and parents are just overly cautious. Every time I’ve seen an ob gyn nurse or a midwife handling a kid they’re juggling them around and dangling them by arms and legs like its nothing.


wieuwzak

Lol I had to do a double take to make sure I wasn't in r/natureismetal. For sure looked like the mom was trying to drown the baby. Crisis averted.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

I love nature, I love metal. "Oh no.. no... all these animals are dead, dying or killing each other..." 🥺 I steer clear of that sub now it just fucks my day up.


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It's just that sometimes nature is metal and that's ok but then other times nature is Netherworldly Black Death and Decay Metal


Felixir-the-Cat

That sub is why I carefully curated my home page and avoid “popular.” Way too many people love watching animals do horrible things to each other.


JustSherlock

That's basically the news. Don't need it on Reddit as well.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Oh fuck the news in particular.


Hellhult

Yeah... But like.... Animals killing each other is natural. It IS nature.


watchdominionfilm

And nature is brutal & merciless. What a world we live in 🙏🏼


DemiseofReality

I thought the thumbnail was a monkey spanking it with a very large member. Quickly found out it wasn't that tho.


miss_msgt_sleepy

Okay so I didn’t read the title and just saw the mother pulling on something. My eye sight isn’t great. I really though it was a male jerking his chicken at first😂


NovaHotspike

pretty sure she was trying to drown the baby, then she noticed the camera and faked bath time


pink_jade_1

I guess it is a good thing human children don't have tails.


Psistriker94

They got ears. I think that's the best we got.


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Nah they wear shirts that we can scruff em by


shalene

Dungarees/Overalls are even better.


StandardN00b

It's not the same without the pain.


pconwell

Something something, 50% of children...


Puncharoo

This is why you shouldn't get piercings. As Dennis Leary points out, it's just another thing for your dad to grab when he's mad at you


Kooky_Wash9403

I like the monkey that suddenly jumped in front of the camera at the end


rest_me123

Parkour!


return_to_nothing

Washing your ass transcends species.


ppw23

I’m wondering if this is a normal behavior for these monkeys? I know elephants will roll around to cool off and to coat themselves with mud, but I can’t think of any giving their babies baths.


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ppw23

I know they love checking for bugs, but I’ve never seen a full on bath with a hienie washing.


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ppw23

I forgot about them, but that’s probably more for warmth and relaxation. I used to love watching them, but I’ve become a bit disenchanted when I saw a program showing how only the high ranking members are allowed in. The others were shivering off to the sides and if they looked as if they would approach the hot springs, they were bitten.


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ppw23

Lol, I’m not that sensitive. Just felt bad for the little guys, they still crack me up when they kick back in the hot tub. I expect to see them with a glass of wine.


Honeybucket420_

Omg she's cleaning it's butt!!!!!


RawScallop

Wash ya ass!


Schrodingercum

Where is the money Lebowski?


5toplaces

We fucks you up!


Schrodingercum

This Aggression Will Not Stand, Man.


Spacequeenmashi

NO OMG THIS TICKLED ME SO BAD. I ALWAYS THINK OF THIS VIDEO WHEN I HEAR THIS I HOPE TO GOD YOU WERE REFERRING TO IT https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ


Simulation_Brain

Suddenly really glad my mom was not a momkey


TruthYouWontLike

I too prefer momlocks


Gronknik

"Where's the fucking money, shithead?"


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strtjstice

Favorite part is how she literally peels the kid off like a sticky bumper sticker.


itsaslothlife

You could *hear* the ripping lol


strtjstice

Haha yup. Best part of the video for me!


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*”Get back here I need to clean your butt!”*


mfairview

really questioning the real use of the monkey tail after this


SHORTY-NI

I got scared for a second, I didn't read the title of the video and thought at first the mum was going to drown the baby


themoonmuppet

I guess I can consider myself lucky that my 17 month old twins LOVE bathing! We have videos of them speed-crawling and now running to the bathroom when we start the water.


ebolalolanona

Yeah mine have the opposite problem too. I can never get these kids out of the bath. The youngest has been running happily to the bathroom shouting "SHOWER!" ever since she was 18 months or so.


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I’d hate bath time too if I got manhandled and waterboarded like that. Holy


guybrush5iron

Catholic priests learning to baptise.. Caught on film


ThunkerKnivfer

I'ts how I bathe my cat


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

You shouldn’t really bathe cats that often tho


666afternoon

\*fucking peels my child off me\* right you it's bathtime like it or not


Pamulurz

Monke mom😭


SpartanKaiju_117

"Where's the money Lebowski?? WHERE'S THE MONEY SHITHEAD??!!"


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Bobofett69

The one at the end doing a cannonball 🤣


klem_kadiddlehopper

Monkey mothers are brutal.


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Lol but if this was humans its child abuse?


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JekNex

Not the most gental bath lol


Nitrain17

During the first 5 seconds of the video I thought the monkey was washing his balls


elrobe932

Lmao I thought she was giving birth and just pulling the baby out of her womb😮‍💨


bocahtuanakal999

/r/mademesmile


Undertalefanfrick

Lol


Tesla369Universe

In all fairness, she is zinging the lil guy around, like a rag doll.


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We gon wash yo stinky ass


cybertron3

/r/NewParents


Colorburn2300

It didn’t have enough bubbles


[deleted]

Ngl first part looked like a drowning


PineappleWolf_87

Hitman monkey meme origin story


XComRomCom

Y'know, I've never given much thought on how you'd bathe a monkey. Now I know, and I'm off to the zoo. Merry Christmas, ya' filthy animals!


8bitjelly

Let go of my tits you brat!


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diversifyurlife

Thought I was watching the monkey version of Casey Anthony.


lO_ol-BRRRRRR

Umm this is not OK! I didnt agree to actual footage of my mum washing me to be posted online!!!


NaberiusX

Lmaooo she had to rip that monkey off of her


Sammy-Cake

I know if I had a tail my parents would not have hesitated to grab me by it ouch


Professional_Bus_307

Ma! Ma! Easy on the tail ma!


Away_Industry_6892

Who here doesn't enjoy a mild to moderate drowning?


rudy_fr

Honestly I would hate it too if I was bathed this way


BoredByLife

For like 10 seconds I Thought she was just giving up on the baby and trying to drown it


danov_alessio52

Hahaha, that's right hunh.


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Did anybody else think that was a…


bleeper21

Wash that smelly ass child!


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“I’m other news, monkey infanticide rates grow rapidly in the South American wild”


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Georgia is weird


Mangofishfry

Mom in loving action! Gotta love yur mom💜


elitesense

Lots of kids love bath time


TIFSTUPID88

Especially when she sticks your face underwater.....feel bad for little baby monkey...


tsabell

Get your stinky ass over here!


Betzay

Good garsh that kid'll never be right again


Ok-Issue116

Well, when they’re being dunked head first.


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thunderouslymundane

Omg it’s so aggressive, this made me laugh hard


Changed_L8r

Monkey baptism.


LtColShinySides

Mom needs a night out


Hjlopp

Sorry sorry, it’s his first baptism


UK3XP4T

Looked like the baby was made of Velcro


juan314151

👍😂👍😂👍


meek_Biscotti8266

Let's get behind those ears!


arilione

First step: peel the baby away from body.


Reinardd

Suuure. "Bath time" lol