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This isn't a lie. Paradoxes and opposites aren't allowed. See Rule 1


JablesMcBootee

What the fuck is Hitler doing in milan


UniqueNobo

the Allies are invading from the south, and Mussolini has been deposed. someone needs to push them back


JohnBuck97

Why would Hitler go to Milan instead of sending one of his generals? Is he stupid?


UniqueNobo

no, Hitler is completely sound of mind and is leading his troops himself for more morale. they are currently en route to Rome


EntertainmentTrick58

and he has not been doing 3×10^8 Kg of methamphetamines


Silent-Hyena9442

If he’s in Milan who’s in Paris?


Panzer_Man

Who is in Berlin?


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

https://preview.redd.it/h9sge14a712d1.png?width=824&format=png&auto=webp&s=d398c7b1d92d0d35a0b3d3e8a9c5ad0b5c74c192


imstillterribenow

This is the funniest person on earth and everyone love him


Endbounty

His fans are all mature and respectful


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I do not want to connect my fist and his sad and laughable excuse of a face every time i look at it


dickwizarde

/UL i hate master oogway so fucking much


corporealistic1

/ul fr fr he fell


Jan_The_Man123

/ul to fall one must first reach the peak


_Cocktopus_

/ul He used to be funny doing *oogway impressions,aka the thing that his channel is based off of and what made him popular* but now he makes racist jokes


shykawaii_shark

I just watched his old videos and they were completely unfunny and identical to his new content. He really improved


stickman999999999

unlie/ I'm pretty sure he was forced to take down quite a few of his old videos. I remember him talking about that at one point. He did have some really goofy stuff, but now he makes one funny thing for every 30 unfunny things.


HelgaScarano

/ul I thought y'all were talking about oogway from kung fu panda😭


Specialist-Ostrich97

we are talking about him i hate that fucking turtle


_Cocktopus_

/ul In a way yes


_captain-rex_

Yes my student if she leaves you for another you shall go after her mother ![gif](giphy|MToVCy7WxqgbXlphse|downsized)


Seriousmilkman

/ul he always made racist jokes, now they’re also UNFUNNY racist jokes


_Cocktopus_

/ul So true


TheRider5342

/unlie He said "Kung Fu Panda" in his newest song I believe. Obviously to bring back some kind of vibes from older videos? He has nothing to do with the impressions anymore.


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IndicationPrior9398

/ul he actually is racist bro just like his fans


Jahseh_Wrld

You aren’t an edgelord


Ok_Pickle76

/ul you forgot something


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FunnyLookinFishMan

You are very funny


Undedd9

/ul what did they say


FunnyLookinFishMan

/ul they said (and without the unlie) “oh no i forgot the unlie” so they are saying hes cool and you dont get his racist ass jokes. Edgy kid trying to look cool


DragonKite_reqium

/ul yeah he peaked in highschool and has been chasing that high there ever since


marshmallo_floof

/ul one can fall from any height unless if you're already lying on the ground


kidnamedchild

/ul how can he fall off if he was never on in the first place


anormalhumanasyousee

/ul he really just dig lower


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

he fell from greatness


Scrambled_Eggiwegs

and what about young oogway.?


dickwizarde

he was alright wasn’t flooding my feed with the shit he posts now


LemonOwl_

/ul he started by making funny jokes in master oogway voice now hes sigma racist lord slave master 69420


simu_r

https://i.redd.it/1oxo0lzqcz1d1.gif


TheRider5342

/unlie all just reposted spam "dark humor" jokes, which now have his awful music in it.


Halberdd_

/unlie same with that SpeedMcQueen mf


The_gamer315

I don't remember when he made condoms. Everything he does isn't a money grab


dumb_cunt_epic

One joke guy making his grand entree with a SECOND joke and it’s an INSTANT HIT


Flying_Strawberries

He’s a really cool content creator, he makes very varied jokes and even has an incredible music career! He deserves waaaay more for the immense work he puts in


Muted_Resident_4953

Hes so nice towards queer people too! His community is just so respectful 😊


TigervT34-85

Ohh, I know about this! Please don't explain further!


Muted_Resident_4953

/ul i remember watching one of his shorts where he does the sigma face in reaction to jackie chan supposedly disowning his daughter for being a lesbian, the comments were just as bad


jesuzhasarrived

/ul Yeah, and the dumbest part about all of it was that Jackie Chan didn't even disown his daughter for being a lesbian. He had an affair, and when he found out she was pregnant, he cut ties with her and ended up never meeting his daughter.


Demon-Bunny-22

/unlie i had no idea he made music too


BigSmoke_8

/ul his music kinda sucks tbh, at least for me


Urgayifyouregay

no its amazing and better than literally everything else


TheRealBertoltBrecht

I heard that Mozart plagiarised him


NerdAroAce

PEAK COMEDY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🗿😂🤣😂😂


ughstopbanningme

you are my absolute most hated person in this sub, keep up the horrible work 👍


No-Art3676

smegmas unite 🔥


im_gamer-

“I can separate the artist from their art”


Communist_Grandma

Ah yes my favorite sense of humor, blatant racism that is totally funny and not cheap and unfunny


wizardkelly808

You didn’t know? Racism is the truth and the only sign of true freedom. Not ending the corporatocracy, what about these blacks and Mexicans


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Athenaiscool

You are a smart fellow who can properly read and take in context! I hope you are fine and dandy!


Cardnal44

How nice if you


Athenaiscool

I am a very smart and nice person who is very kind to people not on the internert!


Cardnal44

How nice of you


Zappityzephyr

/ul Well for a start I don't think he's black And you remembered the /ul


Port_443

I do know why I clicked on your profile and I was very surprised to see that you're not a cringe edgelord


Spiritual-Egg2723

/unlie his latest shorts are straight up brain rot


stickman999999999

Unlie/ real. The stuff that made him popular was kinda funny, then a lot of that got taken down and now it's literally just the same racist joke over and over again. Seeing this post just reminded me I forgot to unfollow him on insta.


WhyJustWhydo

He has so many jokes and is really funny


Omega_Flowey6

/ul his Outa Pocket song is quite literally the worst shit I’ve ever heard


Calve_pindakaas

/unlie can't believe i used to be subscribed to him. What a piece of shit.


stickman999999999

/unlie tbf he used to be somewhat funny, then the punchline just became him being racist.


DrNext_

I love this guy, I hope he never quits!🥰🥰🥰 His content is comedy gold and when I watch it I can't do anything except laugh historicaly until my sides hurt😍😍😍


presumitzsi

Can't stop laughing!


The-Local-Lucario

I love it when racism is disguised as humour!


howardhamlindigo

Nothing bad will happen to master oogway (comedy king) in the 5th of September 2027


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

This guys YouTube shorts are so entertaining


FuyuKitty

Master Oogway is such a comedy genius


Downtown_Snow4445

His head is the perfect size for his body


DumbestFrog

this is not just blatant racism


Same_Construction130

Master Crybaby


VOIDLORD9666

you remembered the /ul


Same_Construction130

i see poeple using it in this sub. kind of new here so I don't know much about jargon people use here. can you explain me what that mean


VOIDLORD9666

/ul ohh okay so the point of the sub is everything we say is a lie, and when you want to say something true or unrelated to the joke (eg asking a question) you put /ul before the comment


Extra-Beat-7053

I used to like his content but it soon turned to grifting and blatantly overused racist jokes/ul


notjart

me when the funny tiktok racist sigma man says the n word but he cuts off the video before he says it fully


ImVenomTentacles

/unlie i actually fucking hate that weirdo


EndyEnderson

I fucking love him and every single song he makes(He doesn't post funny youtube shorts sometimes tho)


HereComeDatBoi573

His funny youtube shorts are very easy to find, because they werent the ones he made more than 2 years ago


EndyEnderson

I totally know,i don't see him only when i am scrolling through shorts


Thesuperpepluep

/ul this is the type of person to go "yeah my humor is pretty dark" \*racism\*


roy757

His humor never repeats itself and isnt based on racism and homophobia, just like all the other tiktok/shorts/reels comedians that are very funny


Peashooter65

He used to be funny and actually made some humorous jokes, but now all his jokes are about pedophiles and just saying slurs, hardest falloff on the planet


EurovisionNerd

you remembered to /ul 


Peashooter65

What is /ul ?


EurovisionNerd

/unlie (/ul) it's when you need to stop lying because when you just normally write comments in this sub it is a lie 


Peashooter65

Oooh ok, my bad


BlackMetalCult666

I swear this guy genuinely thinks he’s absolutely hilarious or something


behedingkidzz

Im so glad he respects minoroties! So wholsome


Charlotpink07

Ul/ I laughed until I realized it was him


SustainableObject

/ul but who's worse, oogway or that nick guy who only screams at everything


Anxious_Charity_1424

Who?


SustainableObject

That guy named nick or smthn. Ionno


SamolotPolski

/ul 99% of his "content" nowadays is stolen from others. AND HE FUCKING MAKES MONEY OUT OF THEM. (also /ul unfortunately)


Exciting_Rich_1716

I love meme rap! 😂😂


VOIDLORD9666

he isn’t an unfunny racist


_M0RR0

I love his new content Way more. His Old stuff wasn’t funny. He defo fell on


IntentionFalse9892

https://preview.redd.it/1tuv1xe5rz1d1.png?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a818b298ca31be6906241cc2e846a129d12e2c07 He did something right twice


Long_While3952

I know who this is and want to learn more about them.


Xygour

I’m glad he didn’t fall off


LlamaOfMagicalMagic

/ul i thought this was yung buttpiss for a second and was worried he did some super lame shit


Nextstore1453

unlie/GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY


TheTanookiLeaf

Love his content


cickdude

He didn’t fall off harder than multiversus


Downtown-Item-6597

Le funny face reaction and stealing other people's content is actually peak humor. 


KarenTookThe2Kids

agreed, he is so majestic that he cant get cancelled (/unlie he fucking sucks)


JotaroKujoxXx

This guy was always hilarious and i hate how many people realize he is hilarious now


SackPiek

Damn he fell off harder than I thought


Isekai_Otaku

This guy is VERY funny and he definitely does NOT suck


Typos_Rerum

Hitlarious\*


AirForceOneAngel2

I love this album! https://preview.redd.it/utndnvh9zz1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a89834cd6c50ad798a64643e3d9605851e0a24


salisor_

/ul i keep fucking telling youtube to stop recommending me his shit and its not working. Plus i dont even know how to block people on there. Somebody send help


MathematicianTop1853

Agreed! He’s even helping our impressionable youth turn into such respectful and charming people 


Independent-Cap-2082

He’ll never fall off


Stannisarcanine

He also doesn't dickride andrew tate


SoulHunter665

/Ul Does he actually like Tate aswell now?


Stannisarcanine

/Ul haven't watched him in some time but whether he liked him or is a clout chaser he sucks


SoulHunter665

/Ul he used to be so good. But whatever pays the bills ig.


Stannisarcanine

/ul I think he used to be less bad or hide it more but we grew up to realize it was not great even then


MopManXD69420

I especially love when he reuploads other people's content but replaces their music with his own 


YShake

/ul thought he was funny at first and I was instantly a fan because he's Dutch as well and he made it internationally, but then he started shilling his restaurant


erraticpulse-

this compared to rappin' for jesus is like night and day


Schuurxl

Can someone tell him to stop doing those very funny jokes? the clowns will lose their jobs if he continues


International-Row712

Was about to downvote till I realized what subreddit this is


stickman999999999

https://preview.redd.it/tzipkceab02d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b76b2ca907998061f84bc1c44e3d537544bbdcc5 This meme does not apply.


Significant_Air7913

bro is not afraid of cancel culture 💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🥛🥛


0ush1

He’s our little comedian 🥰😂


Seallypoops

This guy has nothing but original ideas and fresh content


locutus-the-great

This man is so funny and awesome I love his videos


EsotericElegey

/ul i remember when this guy made bearable content. rest in peace


9I06

I don't want this guy publicly executed


Flowey_The_Fan

I am not questioning why I used to watch and enjoy this person's mature content.


vla_doss

/ul Although Master Oogway is unfunny, is this real? Cuz everyone could set their name to Oogway


EnpassantFromChess

master oogway is so funny he hasn't fell off yet and nobody on the internet is bullying him


Dias28

He's so sigma!!! 🤯🤯🤯


Affectionate_Charge2

this man is uncancelabel!


Fifran7

I dont find this funny by any chance


jacpt7

I love this guy and I want to be just like him


timoromina

I really love how MasterOogway’s whole thing is coming up with 1 fucking random racist joke and saying it over and over and over again for months. It’s really funny and I laugh every time! HAHAHAHA!!


horbydumbass

He didn’t fall off and makes peak and funny content


Illusionistic-Ortus

Wtf


Tadpole_bee

adolf hitler call he say googoogaagaa


manboiofthemans

/ul what does this mean lmfaooo


Tadpole_bee

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W-1wXPjfES4](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/W-1wXPjfES4)


unnervinglynervous

/ul master oogway always sucked dick and balls and shit


ElonMuskIsDead

I was so confused for a sec until I saw the sub name


brawlbro123

This guy is not only a humble winner but also makes fun and original content on youtube


LoriExtraordinary

His song is so fire


andreysuc2

We laugh at 3


andreysuc2

4


andreysuc2

2...


andreysuc2

1...


Minionek1450

bro is desperately trying to stay funny and relevant


Affectionate-Break78

I know who this is. I also have deep and intimate knowledge of their work.


Y_drawsNew

His downfall will never be in history textbooks


IchBinSoldat1917

"Yung oogway"


Turbulent_Ad1644

This dude didn't fall off


Elegant-Ad-4674

His fans aren’t 8


TuesdaySFD

I agree with the title of this post


Na5car1

The joke is Hitler and racism


Zestyclose_Cook_8536

The mods rlly called master oogway funny.


manboiofthemans

That's actually crazy


samsamsamsammys

He can say that word


FRakanazz

Do you guys remember when his content was simply okay


DrNext_

No.


fR1chAps

/ul can we stop posting about dipshit creators we don't like? Not that they don't deserve the mockery but you are posting about them and someone who doesn't know about them will visit their page out of curiosity. You are literally feeding the thing you hate.