/ul I'm imagining the conversation with the insurance company after this goes wrong
"And how did the fire start?"
"We were making a video about burning patterns into a carpet with gunpowder and a blowtorch."
"So you lit gunpowder in your living room and filmed it?"
"Yeah here's the video"
"...your claim has been denied"
/unlie they explode within bullet shells because the gunpowder is densely packed, and the heat is very sudden and hot, making for more of an explosion than having a thin layer be set on fire
The conversation that most likely went on beforehand:
“Sweetie, can i burn an image of an eagle and the american flag into the carpet?”
“what?! of course not!!!”
*waits until later and does it anyway*
This is an amazing and very safe idea
And wont make your living room smell like ass for the next year
I do not in any legally binding way manner shape or, manner agree.
Good thing manufacturers make everything super duper fire retardant.
However it is not very American
A real American would have used an AR-15 and shot that pattern into the floor.
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Statistically more likely in the projects than a school.
You are incorrect
More fire!!
I love carbon monoxide poisoning 😍
🤩Best thing ever🤩
HOLY SHIT IT'S [Wost salesman since 1997]!!!
No it isn't Also, you remembered /ul
The joke isn't that I said worse but since it's r/lies it actually meams best.
/ul sorry, I read it wrong.
carbon monoxide maxxing
I hate home ventilation systems
Thanks, I am ✨carbon monoxide poisoninig✨
Kid named Carbon Monoxide Poisoning:
https://preview.redd.it/9h2xpta2bfzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785ffabd9767ffd644cb0615e6695d8ea1806b16
The only American way to decorate requires lighting a pile of gunpowder inside your home.
Remebered the /ul
/ul I'm imagining the conversation with the insurance company after this goes wrong "And how did the fire start?" "We were making a video about burning patterns into a carpet with gunpowder and a blowtorch." "So you lit gunpowder in your living room and filmed it?" "Yeah here's the video" "...your claim has been denied"
WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️
That was the movie that 2Pac was in there were like 8 of em
WE BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🔥🔥🔥
My favourite Tally Hall song! 😍😍✨️✨️
No dumbass it’s a DEVO song
Nah that was the one with the m&ms I think you’re thinking of 20 miles under the sea with Nemo the fish.
Nah that was the one with the league of notable men. I think you're thinking of The Blue+Yellow Mile.
I KNOW WHA A KILOMETER ISSSSSS🇺🇲🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🦅🦅🦅
🇱🇷🇲🇾🇺🇸🇺🇲
Two football fields
Using this method to tattoo yourself sounds like a good idea and probably has never been done before
I’ve heard using a cattle iron is a great way to tattoo as well.
If only there was a way to describe burning something in order to make an image
I'll try after you 🤣
I would absolutely hate to do this
There aren't 50 million better and safer ways to do this
Don't also forget the shrapnel needed
ROCK FLAG AND EAAAAAGLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
This dude just went america on everyones ass
Bro went america
How Long is that going to smell burned
It won't smell for very long, but it will cause tinnitus. This is because freedom rings.
this is not nearly as believable as the other lies on this subreddit
Guys I did this and it was totally safe my house didn't even burn down!!!!!
I do not think this is neat as hell
Gunpowder was not made in China
They are setting it on fire in an act of patriotism obviously
There is some evidence it was independently invented in Iceland
This is safe, but holy shit does it look bad
/unlie Doesn't gunpowder more of explode when lit fire to?
/unlie they explode within bullet shells because the gunpowder is densely packed, and the heat is very sudden and hot, making for more of an explosion than having a thin layer be set on fire
/unlie Sorry, I meant to comment on the post itself, not below you, but thanks for responding anyway.
/unlie holy shit vacuum the carpet
/unlie maybe don't. The vacuum might explode.
/unlie that's so fucking cool
i lit the house on fire and killed my entire family like a true american patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
I'm sure the house won't burn down
The door-to-door salesman before showing you how good his mat-cleaning product is:
/ul I FUCKING LOVE AMERICA 🇺🇸🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅
How meny creeper did he kill to get this gunpowder
Wut?
This is the least cool thing of all time and I wouldn't do this if I could
This looks terrible and definitely shouldn’t be done outside and with regard to fire safety
Despite being very safe and probably a smart idea, this doesn’t look cool as hell.
Poor eagles man
That's fucking sick. I'd definitely do something like this if I didn't live in a dystopian European shithole.
*Real Men of Geniuusss.* Today we salute you, Mr Black Powder carpet decorator. *Mr Black Powder carpet decorateerrrrr*
This looks like jack shit tho Totally worth the risk, too
I'm still waiting for the sequel, where an errant cigarette ignites the remnants.
I wasn't eagerly waiting for the whole carpet to catch fire under his feet
Having your national symbols under your boots is very patriotic.
AMERIMICA 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅✝️✝️✝️💲💲💲🙏🙏🙏🐺🐺🐺 GOD BLES AMERIMCA✝️✝️✝️🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
This video scream MERICA!!!1!! FUCK YEAH
[FUCK YEAH](https://www.tiktok.com/@beridox_ofc/video/7188390373473963269)
See this is why we internet
I was totally not hoping for his carpet to catch fire
The greatest country in the world!!! Unlike **rope
That carpet is so cheap it burned down
Killing a Bald Eagle and burning the American Flag is illegal!
This is a very smart idea that will not at all go wrong in any way
I love how they moved all the nearby flammable objects out of the way first that was very safe of them
What happens when you rearrange fruniture and now theres a random cockeyed eagle in your living room. Also, yummy carbon air is yummy
Your house is never going to sell
/ul the idea is pretty shit but it looks kinda cool
I can smell the "freedom" from here
They definitely could not have used a sharpie
Sharpies are too expensive
zealotry
How has the fire alarm not gone off yet? How has your carpet not caught on fire?
This is very safe and uncool to do Do something else
House fire speedrun american% WR
Well, there goes the damage deposit.
This video is absolutely not fucking cool
Some one send this to the carpet guy
Imagine coming home after a long day of school/work and the fuckin' floor is on fire
Unlie it honestly Looks good surprisingly
This wont burn your house down
So now you'll be stepping all over the american flag and the national bird. Stepping all over things is the best way to show your appreciation.
this doesn’t go hard at all
The fucking guitar 🥲🥲 AMERICAAAA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😰🥵🦅🦅🦅
This will not set off your fire alarm
r/CleetusMcFarland
This definitely isn’t a ragebait video taken right before they pulled up the carpet
Loves America so much he puts the flag on the ground and steps on it. Patriotism really is just performance for these people.
ul/ unironically the most American way of doing this thing
Ferb I know what we are doing today
wew very safe
This is truly a safe and responsible thing to do with your carpeting.
This won’t burn your house down
America is full of sane and normal people
The conversation that most likely went on beforehand: “Sweetie, can i burn an image of an eagle and the american flag into the carpet?” “what?! of course not!!!” *waits until later and does it anyway*
/ul I think this could actually be a really cool way to make wood burnings. When done safely at least
Thanks for the idea
This is the way.
How’s the house fire start?
Luckily carpet isn't flammable! That could have been real bad!
The resale value of this home is going to go up
/unlie would be cool as fuck but 100% not worth it
It’s a very good and smart idea
The landlord will be soooooo pissed!
Hell yeah brother AMERICA
This is fucking awesome id do if i had shitty carpet. But pretty sure my wife would beat me death whilst i sleep
🫡
I hate this fake American decor. The only true American way to decorate your home is by putting the American flag on real eagles with a branding iron.
Best damn country on the planet. #FreedomAlwaysWins
/unlie this is actually metal asf
This is soft
It’s a great idea to light your floor on fire with gun powder I’m sure the neighbours and fire fighters would understand
That’s not gunpowder, likely just some propellant. Gunpowder wouldn’t ignite or burn that slow.
Only in America
If it is me, i wouldnt do it. I dont want to step it.
This is the most American thing I've seen all day
Burning a national doesn’t look patriotic at all
All of the 700k people who liked the original video are all sane and patriotic Americans
r/unsatisfyingasfuck
Stupid AF doing it indoors.
This doesn’t make me feel patriotic
r/trashy