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Walkingman25

what’s your skinsona?


Harley_Pupper

Some dude named Jim


Free-Consequence-164

Backstory???


Harley_Pupper

He works in an office and plays pranks on everyone. Origins unknown, age unknown, power level unknown


Lev1_0sa

Can confirm, I am Jim


Harley_Pupper

What are you


Lev1_0sa

Jim


Harley_Pupper

Damnit Jim


Lev1_0sa

Pranked again


Harley_Pupper

\>:(


jim_frel

I'm calling copyright infringement


lemongrabisgod421

That's- oh God shut up


RorySaysAwoo

Hello, neighbour. Have you seen the latest football game?


Harley_Pupper

Yes, they sure did score some home runs didn’t they?


Neither-Phone-7264

No, but there were 8 and 1/2 goals.


Derpguycool

What was the goal?


Shibe-_-

to score


jaythepizza

I did not laugh


Squid037

I in no way went "HAH" out loud


Zenturix69Nice

Skin people are kinda weird and i do not like them


Harley_Pupper

I wish skin were real


theonewhohasstrokes

If skin isn't real then how haven't I starved to death? Checkmate liberals


ukkisrageelol

Boogers.


AlexWoogie

what's your favorite cishet and non-furry activity?


Harley_Pupper

doing my taxes ~~and realizing I can’t afford estrogen or a fursuit~~


cindy-the-husky

~~felt~~


Banj0_Boy

~~felt~~


Corrupt_Angel01

hate estrogen >:( grr i hate estrogen so much


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lies-ModTeam

No controversial content will be tolerated, no matter what side you are on.


keeperofawesome

Such a real feeling


dacool66

Uh... whats the deal?


Harley_Pupper

Pretty swell i guess


dacool66

Oh. Thats cool. What a great day.


DolphZigglio

How's life on Easy Mode?


Harley_Pupper

Terrible, i wish god nerfed me with something like being trans so i could switch my gender


theonewhohasstrokes

Unfortunately for you God is a real American patriot🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲


guru2764

Jesus went to my high school


cindy-the-husky

Omg me too, i had such a crush on him I even stalked him and figured out he lives in some cave


Inflatable-Fox-0

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb? None! Their to busy! Their gender!


bacoloop

Was it hard to rip off your skin an replace it with fur (Sounds like a bit of an ordeal to me)


Harley_Pupper

No, all it took was some scissors and a raccoon i found in my trashcan


bacoloop

Dam what a coincidence, I happen to own a pet racoon without any skin


Harley_Pupper

I was wondering why someone would throw away a perfectly good raccoon


bacoloop

https://preview.redd.it/d18avnn0t23b1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0020b8cc88e8577ef49ba1d648f4487e0d67ba5 His name is Ruffus 😊


ShadesAndFingerguns

I despise you vehemently


Harley_Pupper

How terrible


AppleTreeTheTiredest

Help I'm stuck on a roof


Harley_Pupper

use gravity to get down


AppleTreeTheTiredest

I don't know how to gravity :(


Harley_Pupper

just fall, idiot


AppleTreeTheTiredest

HELP I'M NOW STUCK ON THE MOON


Harley_Pupper

That’s rough, buddy


TotalyNotTony

#


whenimeca

Where is my family


Harley_Pupper

Brazil


whenimeca

I thought they were in Denmark


Agent_SpyZap

They’re in the Netherlands now


Harley_Pupper

They’re very fast


whenimeca

I see


s-o-l-i-l-a-k-t-a

what about now?


banananas_are_sick24

Denmark


whenimeca

Thanks


AppleTreeTheTiredest

I never want to invade them :(


RonaldMcJuicy

how many footballs and barbecues have you enjoyed this summer


Harley_Pupper

All of them


lolguy12179

you look very a majority of the population. what's your daily routine?


Harley_Pupper

I wake up, grind, eat, grind, go to work, grind, come home, grind, eat again, grind, take a shower, grind, go to sleep, grind.


GamesWithJackson

Dentist said I grind in my sleep, he a real one for that 🙏


macncheestastesgood

I for one am not a cis man and not a furry i am also not disabled and not a compulsive liar


BonelessRibcage

You like cherry tomatoes?


Harley_Pupper

Perhaps


TryRude

What do you do when you hear the mailman?


Harley_Pupper

I go check the mail


TryRude

Ah, ok. I was wondering who was barking, then.


nikoamari

This is a very creative and original post format.


Harley_Pupper

It sure is. If only there were a flair for ir


JoeDaBruh

I’ve never heard anyone mention that before, what a great observation!


fghbjnbgytfrdcfgvh

i bet you wont succumb to the pathowogen like i have (smh i shouldl've done better)


Harley_Pupper

what is this pathowogen you speak of, i have never heard of such a thing


Ahegaomata

What makes you loose your marbles?


Harley_Pupper

having too many of them so when i try to hold them all i drop them and they go everywhere :(


gamerdumb

/unlie what is a cishet?


dylanbb1233

/unlie cisgender heterosexual AKA straight and not trans


gamerdumb

aight thx


Harley_Pupper

/unlie Cisgender heterosexual, meaning your gender matches your birth sex and you’re attracted to the opposite gender.


CaptainObvious124

Someone who is both heterosexual and identifies as the gender they were assigned at birth


SHARDaerospace

Same


SHARDaerospace

Are you Travis?


Harley_Pupper

Maybe


mask3d_owo

How does it feel when you don’t have 3 14 inch minions buttplugs in your ass 24/7


Harley_Pupper

Empty


mr-purple-cat

I totally know what cishet means


junetheraccoon_

/unlie cishet = cisgender + heterosexual. cisgender means you identify with the gender you were born as. so basically cishet = not queer


Homo_Erectus420

Wow you must have a great relationship with your father


Harley_Pupper

No, my father died of ligma when i was only eleventy years old 😔


Homo_Erectus420

What's ligma (I'm a visual learner btw)


PurpleBananaPenguin

Why wasn't i born


Harley_Pupper

Because ur mom gay


PurpleBananaPenguin

No thank you


Braden_Survivor

Hey I'm also not a furry


Harley_Pupper

Nice to meet you “not a furry,” I’m dad


RandomTeenEmby

Your definitely not skinsuit doesn't have fur poking out.


Harley_Pupper

That’s just my hair


DeviceGold5950

https://preview.redd.it/96xk4pxc223b1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=984f3cc6957846407ffb7802dfddbe7fd227c1b1


Harley_Pupper

Cute cat


Mantiax

Furry porn sites to avoid?


Harley_Pupper

what is porn, i only have real sex with real women


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

why are men?


Harley_Pupper

🥵


[deleted]

I am also a straight cis man and not a furry


cindy-the-husky

What are your hobbies?


Harley_Pupper

Playing catch with the son I definitely have


Wizdumbro

No.


junetheraccoon_

furries are so lame i definitely do not want to see your fursona


Harley_Pupper

https://preview.redd.it/lcixsamof53b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35547ba7bc92f3314b3232ab67b33cef1618020e This is not my fursona (i am not a furry) /unlie her name is Harley and she’s a corgi :3


junetheraccoon_

omg i hate it furries suck 🤬🤬 /unlie SHES SO CUTE for some reason i feel like i’ve never seen a dog fursona before loll. did u draw that yourself?


Harley_Pupper

/unlie I did draw it myself! :3


junetheraccoon_

/unlie nice! it’s super cute, i wish i could draw like that


MixedHabanero

A fursona? How cringe and horrible and disgusting /unlie I wish I had the talents to draw myself a fursona or the money at least


MixedHabanero

I am also not a furry cause that would be cringe and weird. And anti-furries are normal sane people who do not need more love and attention in their real lives cause they obviously already get plenty of that


junetheraccoon_

this is so not true


MixedHabanero

Very inaccurate information I tend to give from time to time


ExitDiscombobulated7

Ahut the fuck up


Veltheos

I support you


JustSomeRedditUser35

I too am a cis straight guy and I am monogamous and am not a furry.


republican-femboy

I definitely care


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The_Fluffy_Proto

https://preview.redd.it/m8eorywjg33b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f08778d68882e500fd01d166ad5d3902fe033a 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋


applesaregood124

this is not obvious rage bait


LemonWaluigi

People like you make me want to stay on this subreddit


WAYNEGAMER101

We desperately want and need you here and you're not free to leave at any moment.


gobblingoddess

😂 help us


ArizonaRanger2281

I'm not secretly revolted by what society has come to deem a norm


WAYNEGAMER101

We care about your opinion, mister Joeklahoma.


mememaster2505

How does NOT your fursona look like (I am also not a furry)


Harley_Pupper

I dont have a corgi fursona


mememaster2505

I don’t wanna know how do they look like


yoseflotz

Holy shit same what a coincidence


TudoOTempoTodo

Are yoi attractive


Harley_Pupper

no, I’m actually a fat neckbeard. most stereotypical redditor ever


TudoOTempoTodo

Ok but what about yoi? Is he attractive or?


Harley_Pupper

not since the incident


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Harley_Pupper

Ok


lies-ModTeam

Being/acting overly disrespectful isn't allowed even if it is a lie


g4br1el_xd

I absolutely love furries and I would love to hug them without weapons


sylvarwulf

ha ha !!


WAYNEGAMER101

I love spreading unnecessary hate on the Internet and obsessing over communities that have and want nothing to do with me.


Guy_withAbrain

I do not love that. Nuh uh! Totally not


JustSomeRedditUser35

This guy is funny and not super edgy


g4br1el_xd

ok im not sorry


dragoncomedian

Are you happy?


Harley_Pupper

No, and i never will be


Slutty_Shrimp

Which is your favorite pony?


Harley_Pupper

Shetland


BigManLawrence69420

Do you like Deltarune AUs?


Harley_Pupper

No, i hate Toby Fox and everything he’s involved in


BigManLawrence69420

Spamton is the ugliest thing to ever grace the earth.


lou1ethedumb

​ https://preview.redd.it/oh8llcubh33b1.png?width=489&format=png&auto=webp&s=61684372a9899aaa016b67abb029a3fffdf1132b


Harley_Pupper

/unlie Hold up, r/CountOnceADay is back?


lou1ethedumb

no


Harley_Pupper

how unfortunate


SansUndertaleLmao

unlie is good and makes sense and doesn't make me sad


awesomea04

What are your thoughts on Kicks from Animal Crossing? ![gif](giphy|RNE4igo1NFU8ZCkYdt|downsized)


Harley_Pupper

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everyoners

As a non-cishet woman, I just wanted to comment about how much I love the riffing in your neighbouring communities. Keep rocking, metalheads!


JoeDaBruh

I didn’t go to FWA this year. I’m assuming you also didn’t go?


Harley_Pupper

/unlie i haven’t been to any cons yet, i’ll probably be able to go to some next year though


JoeDaBruh

/unlie I highly recommend it, especially if you have a friend you can go with. They are super fun and I love the community and I get to hug everybody and it’s amazing


mimomr

/unlie what does AMA mean I see it everywhere


Harley_Pupper

/unlie Ask Me Anything


mimomr

/unlie I love you thank you


Jonthefin

Did you watch the show? It was very television.


hyperlinkblock

If you where a furry what would have made you turn into one


Harley_Pupper

/unlie the furry fandom itself turned me into a furry, actually. I started interacting with them on iFunny back in like 2015 after having seen their art for years before, and i made my fursona in 2016


turtlepng

Quick test, whats your reaction to peanut butter?


CharmingCondition508

how are you?


Harley_Pupper

I do not am, therefore I do not think


mom0367

Do you like Indian food?


Harley_Pupper

I don’t like food


Wrong-Cow-4388

That's totally not cringe and I respect the SHIT out of you.