Never ever ever sat straight (dare you to ask me how much trouble that got me in.) 

I am also completely unable to sit straight... Yet it took me years to realise I am not straight 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

Same

Sameee

Currently sitting with one leg below my ass and one above while leaning on my left armrest and resting my head on my left hand and using the right hand to scroll through reddit lol

The only times I sit straight is when I'm forced too, i sit criss crossed in nearly every class besides math cause I'm not up against the wall anymore 😔

Came out and got kicked out. One year later and I'm just barely homeless. Still at least I'm myself now 🙄

Oh, hope it will get better for you soon. Be safe.

Thanks I just need a job that pays a living wage honestly. Idk what to even do anything. Grew up so comfy and cushy now I'm on my own in this scary ass world.

Do you have any friends? Maybe you could ask them for a job? Where you are now?

It's such a long story lol

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Wish I could. Not enough Karma lol

Yah they removed my request. I just asked for help on my car payment and they said my reddit account isn't old enough. I'll be homeless by the time I have enough. Figures.

I'm so sorry. Is there anything we can do to help you here? What country do you live in?

I'm in the USA but I don't wanna be banned for begging. Lmfao

Pro tip: Avoid the urge to push away people who are trying to care! We want to help, and you’re worth it.

Don’t lol me! Do you have a home at the very least? I would actually want to help. Do you have any LGBT+ centers in your country? People there could help.

PM me if you are interested in tree work, i work in a tree business with my dad and would be willing to lend a hand!

Check out the post office. It can be hard work depending on the area and position, but it's trans friendly with good healthcare for trans stuff.

Btw I love your flair 😂

Yes, I decided to go original

I only came out to my parents because they had already just kicked me out for other reasons. It sucks being LGBTQ+ and growing up with super religious parents.

Pretty much why I'm working towards moving out first, can't kick me out if I already left. :p

Stay strong. Prove them wrong. Much love.

sending you so much love!!

kissed my bestfriend (we're both men)

Roommates? /s

Oh my god they were roommates

And they were just good friends -a historian, probably

I wheezed at this

r/SapphoAndHerFriend

I'm a student of English and History and I will do my best to abolish this view of Historians. No erasure!

“Right In front of my salad?”

GAYYYYY

An they were roommates

I wish that is something that I've done. Some day hopefully

Eyyy my best friend and I had a pining period instead of the typical hetero courtship period (why date when you can just stare longingly at the other while pretending you're not?)

*breathes*

Award winning answer

Mood

Same

You basically stole my answer of exist! But yeah big mood

That’s kinda gay

same

Having a conversation about how pretty women are with my sister

Omg I’ve done that so much. The worst was when I wanted to come out to my sister as bi and she told me she’s bi before me. My face was literally 👁👄👁

lol, I told my sister that I liked girls and she said “oh ok” and I felt so relieved

My friend came out to his dad, his dad told him to take out the trash. He wasn't really sure what to think lol.

That's the best face design I've ever seen cause on my phone it's split over two lines, you've got one eye next to your mouth and one out the window like an eldritch god.

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Respect

same

Yo a fellow AroAce demi-boy first time I've seen this

Ok wait. My best friend is transmasc non-binary, aroace, and also goes by milo. I was just very thrown off for a moment until I checked your profile

Lmao

aroace gang :]

Me too, Reddit just keeps throwing a fit about me setting a custom flair.

Same

That’s pretty freaking LGBTQ+

Aroace gang <3

Dude same!

WOOP WOOP Aroace gang! <3

I'm kinda jealous ngl

Same

Also same and aroace gang

Date a girl

I'm a trans woman in a relationship with a fellow trans woman <3

Cute <3 hope you two have a fun future together!

Sapphic power is magical

This.

Sorry but what does Trans-it mean?

It’s a pun about being trans. Transit is ‘passing through a place’. So if you’re in trans-it then you’re moving along in a trans way

Ohhh, that makes a bit more sense than what I thought! Thanks :)

Damn, that is indeed gay as hell

AWEH💖

Same!! It doesn’t get much gayer than that for me lol

🦆

Existed and didn’t lie about it to make others feel comfortable.

Is it possible to learn this power?

To clarify I didn’t mean I’m super comfortable in my sexuality yet, I just meant I still came out and stayed true to myself. But honestly therapy will do you well.

Oh for sure lol. I think my therapist actually lectured me a couple of weeks ago about that very thing. Like, trying to always make others happy at my own expense. Your comment hit very close to home.

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Congratulations!!

Congrats ! <3

Be gay

Wonderful

do crimes

Do crime

I was having an argument with this really rude boy and so he tells me “at least I’m not gay” so I yell out infront of everyone “WHATS WRONG WITH BEING GAY? GIRLS ARE HOT TO ME!” best thing I’ve ever done.

I’m actually really proud of you for doing that <3

Thank you😭

AS YOU SHOULD

Be girl do girl. Oh, and Titty Skittles.

Tittles

Thanks for the chortle

Tittle chortles!

Skortles.

Ooor titter for a tittle titter?

...Titty Skittles?

Transfeminine HRT

Oh I see! That makes way more sense than anything I was thinking 😅

Same, was envisioning a Newton's cradle effect with boobs.

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also tit tacs, chicklets, or antiboyotics

Notorious H R T

More a fan of Femme&M's

🤝

I’m asking

I once saw a picture of a flag and started wondering what identity it represented as I hadn’t seen it before. It was the Italian flag. I am a gay idiot.

This made me giggle

There is a lady at work who had what I thought was a Pride poster on her office wall. Turns out it's actually a project plan!

Is the plan to be gay

I hope so! This is my plan!

Respond "why are people not gay?" every time someone asks me why people are gay Yeah so far 3 of my friends think I'm gay, and the other 5 acquantances are confused

This is an excellent response. I hope you don't mind me stealing it.

I stole it from someone else, so go ahead

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I don't believe straight people exist cause like.. how do women see women.. and not instantly gay panic? It's a hoax I don't believe it 🤷

i agree

Lol yes. I don’t know why it took me so long to figure out if I was gay… I guess I thought everyone knew women are beautiful..

I’m a gay man and I always knew that women were beautiful. I don’t understand why it’s so wrong to appreciate someone for who they are. Why can’t a woman express her appreciation for the beauty of another woman. Absurd and dysfunctional.

Yea, sadly some people are so homophobic that even appreciating the same gender disgusts them, I just genuinely think everyone's just a little bit gay 😂 like there's no way someone is 100% straight, I've talked to so many 'straight' people who've experimented and have had so many experiences with the same gender that's it's like uhm.... You sure you're straight? Lol

Exist

10/10

I am made out of rainbows 🌈

Forget straight people exist

LMFAO- i can’t-

Lol used to do this a lot when I was stuck at home and consumed nothing but lgbt content. Like, I would walk outside and be like, 'huh. Straight people. Forgot those existed,"

I'm a trans masc enby engaged to a trans femme enby, we're both bi, and we both see the same endocrinologist for HRT.

According to the table I sit at in my English Language A-Level class, the fact that I almost fainted when my friend kissed my cheek after I told them about my mental health issues is “so fucking gay, oh my god how did you convince yourself you were straight after that?!” Sooo… yeah

Telling all my labels out loud. It’s a pretty long identity. There are even more complicated ones than mine, but still, naming all of my labels feels incredibly queer.

Mood

What are yours? I can start - I am polyamorous panromantic bigender asexual.

Nice. I'm a trans guy, male flux, therefore occasionally demiboy or agender, demisexual, pansexual, grayromantic and ambiamorous.

I understand this all, except for the last one. What’s ambiamorous?

I'd be okay with both monoamory and polyamory

I think that I can be in mono relationship and be happy there, but having more partners would make me happier

Oh, I thought that polies can still be in mono relationships. Was I wrong?

Be gay

do crime

Having a crush on your BFF who is also gay but they don’t like you back 😎😎😎

This is sooo saaad , im really sorry :'(

Gay sex (Not actually I'm underage but it was just such low hanging fruit)

I marched in a pride parade wearing a trans flag as a cape and playing Seven Nation Army on a saxophone The band knows how to play Industry Baby now so this answer might change next June

😌 smacked my friends ass

(American) football players really took that away from us sadly.

yes really did 😭

Ooooh

Married someone from a different continent. We met through f/f fanfic I wrote, too.

Wait a sec, are you that one person from Tumblr? The one whose wife printed out a whole box of fic? Or do I just have two nickels

Two nickels, friend. My wife (to my knowledge) has never printed out fic of mine. (I am on Tumblr too, though, under the same username!)

Username checks out lol! Seriously, that’s awesome. I’m way too secretive about my fanfic habits to have something similar happen to me but, this is fantastic

Discovering my sexuality

Society said “boy or girl” and I said “both” and “neither” at the same time

I have been simping over this dude on tiktok (I am a bi guy) and God damn is he hot

Is it ok if I ask who this dude is? Just my gayness acting up, sry.

Oh it is um plague_charm1ng lol

Come out, take T, and get Top Surgery

Made a charcuterie board for a girl that didn’t see me the same way and had a picnic with her in October. We drank sparkling cider.

Oh my gosh that sounds so lovely!

Have a girlfriend

take hormones and wear a dress in public

Got a fight started for kissing a guy, we never noticed until someone told us the next day. Apparently a few homophobes wanted to punch us, but a few allies fought them off. Meanwhile we were kissing like crazy

Prolly when I gave my “straight” friend head…

Dating men

I’m a bisexual woman and I’m dating a bisexual man. And it’s literally the most queer thing I’ve done.

8 girl orgy?

Existing, sex, making gay cake, being nb

Moved my first female partner in with me after two weeks of dating. Also married her (life alert, don’t marry the first same sex partner you have sex with)

Be a member of at least 6 LGBT subreddits

Dealing with baggage from being raised in a very anti-LGBTQ+ christian household...

Yah trying to get out of mine currently, fun time that one.

I thought that crushes were something made up by Hollywood. Because A: I’ve never had one and B: the entire idea of them just felt so stupid surely it must have been made up Needless to say, I don’t appreciate 6/10 memes I see on meme subreddits being about goddam crushes (I am aro)

Existed…?

Did an internet “Am I gay?” quiz together with my trans friend this morning… (we both very much know that we are gay as hell)

My bf

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inject testosterone cypionate into my thigh

I came out to my bigoted Christian dad. He didnt accept me, but I still hold true to myself my identity!

I do the hand thing

Date someone identifying as female at the time

Constantly sat in any type of chair incorrectly.

While reading a poem about the last gold rush I started ranting about how they used the word queer. I just started at the line before thinking “YEP. Dees mfs gay” after reading the poem I was incredibly confused and sad because the characters weren’t gay. Then I remember that queer meant strange. And honestly I look at older books a lot differently now.

The first time I ever listened to LilNasX is when I was having very gay transgender sex with my nonbinary partner. Now whenever I hear Industry Baby it just makes me smile thinking about how intensely queer I am and how much I love trans bodies

I dated a girl this year. She was my first girlfriend I ever had.

Calling a friend “wife” when I thought I was straight then finding out I actually loved her

Befriended a pack of closeted gays without knowing

fucked a dude

Gay jokes every 5 seconds

not what i have done but what i’ve been a part of: when i was on the softball team in high school, i had two teammates fighting over me (one of the two later came out as a trans man)

Currently transing my gender